Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Sometimes a Cigar...

...is just a cigar? We don't think so:
  • A 26-year-old man was held without bail today after he was accused of killing a man he suspected of taking his cigar.

    Larry Austin appeared in Cook County Violence Court charged with the murder of Ranus Hall, 35, on Saturday.

    Prosecutors alleged Austin dropped his cigar outside a social club on the West Side, and he asked who took it. Austin is alleged to have shot Hall as he walked away.

But as Mancow says, it's all the fault of the police, and not the complete disregard certain persons have for human life. Over a fucking cigar.

Is that a step up or down from the turkey leg?

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61 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

People have been impeached for Cigar infractions!!

10/28/2008 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they are getting ready for the holidays. letting their kin folk to recognize if they take the drumstick from the yardbird.


quick ot
watching Leno tonight (I don't know why) but michelle obama was on. Is it me or does she resemble Franken-berry?

10/28/2008 12:08:00 AM  
Blogger TWENTY and OUT said...

Can anyone tell me where to find the stats that would show the race of the victims and offenders for the 400+ homicides that have taken place thus far in our great city? I'd love to post that.
By the way...when a police officer gets into a shooting and kills the would be future doctor the report is for homicide. Do the peeps we've removed from the streets count in the head total?

10/28/2008 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

man i was there the guy that got shot was bogus for taking that man's cigar I saw that man painstakenly tear apart the Philli blunt with toe nail clippers. Dissecting it like a skilled surgeon in cook county hp. Generously filling it with 3 dime bags of 'dro and carefully rolling that shit tight yo. He gave a hit then i passed it back to him he then dropped it. Thats when dude committed the felonious robbery joe. Where is the police i called ya'lls to report a theft of some of finest 'dro to be had.

10/28/2008 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Crazy Mary said...

fuck man cow, nothing but a bust out hypocrite. You sucked even when you were on q101 turd was funnier than you.

10/28/2008 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No matter who you are, your race or political affiliation, you have to feel for the Hudson family..Just a terrible thing and it's just to bad some community residents didn't catch that piece of shit before we did...

10/28/2008 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Turkey Leg murder was for real. As was the Pepsi Murder, the Candy Bar Murder, the Thanksgiving Wishbone Murder, the Loud Talkin' Murder, the He Was Eyefuckin' Me Murder, the Stubbs & Tubbs Murder, and literally hundreds more. Guess where? Guess who? DUH!!!

10/28/2008 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I sympathize with that man. Nobody better take my damn cigar either.

How many of them have been killed over a pork chop sandwich or too big a gulp off a 40 ouncer? That is standard stuff.

But a cigar, well, I feel for the man.

10/28/2008 12:41:00 AM  
Blogger 12GA. said...

We can at least give the U.S. Government some credit in the case of Ranus the Anus:

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: The use of this product may lead to your death.

Maybe his family can file their own bogus unlawful death suit against the Chicago Public Schools for failing to teach him how to read...or even reason for that matter.

10/28/2008 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous cuban connoisseur said...

Since it was a 9"+ Montecristo "A", "hecho en Habana", I believe that Mr. Austin did the right thing. Justifiable homicide.

Don't fuck with my Cuban sticks!

10/28/2008 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could the Hudson killings have been stopped? Yea if the police had not been handcuffed from making stops. Maybe the weapon used was in a vehicle that a copper would have stopped. But most cars are not being searched anymore most coppers feel its just not worth the beefs. So until the working copper feels he can do his job without the bullshit expect more murders because these guns just dont fall from the sky into the hands of bangers they are transported by car 98% of the time.

10/28/2008 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow isn't it strange about these Hudson murders.
1. The most high profiled murders in Chicago since the Lefkow murders.
2. The main suspect isnt saying shit and was only detained due to parole violation. The detectives have no time to do a complete interview due to time constraint, cameras in rooms, etc.
3. John Burge is in town and is before Judge Lefkow for his case.
4, Daley called JFED and asked him to call Burge to do 1 more interview to help close this case and keep his Olympic bid on course.

10/28/2008 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous area 4 homicide (ret.) said...

With Thanksgiving approaching, I still get all warm and fuzzy when I recall the 011 shootout between the 3 shitheads over the turkey drumsticks.

Indeed, a homicide classic.

I must say the cigar caper is still on the short list.

10/28/2008 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous chalkie said...

I always liked to take a short break with a good cigar.

Back to business.

10/28/2008 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that a step up or down from the turkey leg?

Depends on how good of a cigar it was.....

10/28/2008 01:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mancow??!!??????? Is that guy still on the air?

10/28/2008 02:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keesing Bandit says---

There something so titillating about a big thick juicy cigar. I get moist.

Now, kees me you fool!!!

10/28/2008 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats depends SCC,is that a smoked turkey leg or a regular turkey leg?

10/28/2008 04:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since when did Mancow become a credible news source? He was a dumb jackass before when his ratings fell into the crapper and I am sure he is probably a dumb jackass now. Does anybody even listen to this guy?

10/28/2008 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous NEIL BERGSTEIN said...

YEA, how bout this mancow? What a jagoff. Blaming the de-balled,way
understaffed Police for the lawlessness,fueled by a corrupt, liberal media, of these ghetto thugs.
I may have to change my screen name to NEIL COWMAN.........

10/28/2008 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The City will also settle with this animals family for mucho $$$$$$$$!

10/28/2008 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he was going to use it on monica lewinski and really wanted it back.

10/28/2008 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous HATER said...

MANCOW IS STILL PISSED HIS SPECIAL NEED BUDDY WAS PULVERIZED BY A CAR COMING OUT OF BOHICA A FEW YEARS BACK.

WHAT DOES MAJOR ACCIDENT DO- I HERE THEY TAKE MEASUREMENTS AND THEN FLEE THE SCENE. SOUND LIKE ANOTHER UNIT THAT NEED TO BE DISBANDED. HIRE MORE ET'S THEY CAN MEASURE AND GO ON WARRANTS PLUS LESS PAY!

ANOTHER FREE ONE J-FED I FEEL CONFIDENT U CAN ADD AND SUBTRACT HER-CLUE-LESS.

10/28/2008 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Screw Mancow- He's been an asshole from day one. His humor really sucks and if he didn't have that job he'd probably be buying dope on the Westside. If you see him out there give him a banana.

10/28/2008 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mancow = mancoward

10/28/2008 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Todd Stroger Say:

See's, eye's tode ya dat smokin be hazzarus to yoe healf.
P.S. Antone seent my's Brrik yets?

10/28/2008 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What was the address/location of the cigar homicide? Anybody?

10/28/2008 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

u jus dont touch a man's cigar and think nothing will cum of it.

10/28/2008 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous moral of the story said...

Don't steal a brother's cigar around West End & Pulaski.

Another Fillmo' classic by Chalkie.

10/28/2008 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can anyone tell me where to find the stats that would show the race of the victims and offenders for the 400+ homicides that have taken place thus far in our great city? I'd love to post that.
By the way...when a police officer gets into a shooting and kills the would be future doctor the report is for homicide. Do the peeps we've removed from the streets count in the head total?

Wrong, if he pointed a weapon at the police, it would a Assault, Aggravated P.O. report, in the instance of the officer in teh shooting last month in 013, it would be a Battery, Aggravated Knife..

10/28/2008 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MANCOW IS STILL PISSED HIS SPECIAL NEED BUDDY WAS PULVERIZED BY A CAR COMING OUT OF BOHICA A FEW YEARS BACK.

WHAT DOES MAJOR ACCIDENT DO- I HERE THEY TAKE MEASUREMENTS AND THEN FLEE THE SCENE. SOUND LIKE ANOTHER UNIT THAT NEED TO BE DISBANDED. HIRE MORE ET'S THEY CAN MEASURE AND GO ON WARRANTS PLUS LESS PAY!

ANOTHER FREE ONE J-FED I FEEL CONFIDENT U CAN ADD AND SUBTRACT HER-CLUE-LESS.

10/28/2008 07:45:00 AM

hey mancow stay off the blog and the hooked on phonics. Maybe if turd didn't stumble drunk onto archer avenue into traffic that wouldn't of happened.

10/28/2008 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

would the good peeeples of englewoods like us to shake the dust off old john burge and let him have a run at balfour. i don't think anyone would be beefing about the methods used to close out the investigation. flint taylor, you looked like a preacher in front of a soup kitchen yesterday running your big yap. have you invited any of your "boys" over to your house to spend time with your family since they are so innocent and are law abiding citizens. =======>------

10/28/2008 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mancow now on WLS 890am in the mornings, check him out

10/28/2008 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A womans' just a woman but a good cigar is a smoke.....G.Marx 1946

10/28/2008 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Butt, a cigar is a good smoke.

10/28/2008 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they should sue the City of Chicago for not having an officer there to stop the shooting.

10/28/2008 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

funny..let s have the pols,revs,lawyers and media ''fine tune'' all thats wrong with the police department.THEY want all the credit when crime is down and times are good. THEY are quick to blame the police when things get ugly. the silly bullshit/murders will continue until people are held responsible for their behavior. the failure of these so-called leaders to instill any moral values to their people is the reason. no pol will risk his job to tell the truth ...so nothing will change.

10/28/2008 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The turkey leg statement aint no joke,saw a stabbin on Thanksgiving in 015 in early 80s.

10/28/2008 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 10/28/2008 12:15:00 AM

"We"??? If you were one of "us" you would know those answers.

10/28/2008 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Still remember the offender's quote vividly after he fatally stabbed his brother: "I loved my brother, but it was my pork chop".

10/28/2008 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous old six shooter said...

Flint Taylor, biggest piece of shit around. I would laugh my balls of if Taylor ever fell victim to the beast.

10/28/2008 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man-Cow-Pie is just that...What an AssHat.

10/28/2008 07:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stabbed over stealing flaming cheetos and red pop, kilt over stealing drying clothes on a clothes line....only in Fillmore.

10/28/2008 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jon Burge IS the real po-po...for realz.

If old JB could spend 5 minutes "quality time" with that Balfour shithead, he'd have him singing like the proverbial canary.

10/28/2008 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the 013th district years ago Satan Disciples threw a pickle from a McDonald's hamburger at a Latin king Car which stuck to the windshield and ended in a summer of KILLING!!!
TOTALLY TRUE, THE SUMMER OF PICKLE HOMICIDES!!!
*** IT DA HOOD! ****
*** DON'T DISRESPECT ME!***
Flippin nonsence ghetto mentality!!!

10/28/2008 08:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Mancow every scold his cowboy sidekick after his D.U.I. This was a week after his mentally challenged sidekick was killed by a hit and run. No? I guess not.

10/28/2008 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Turkey Leg murder was for real. As was the Pepsi Murder, the Candy Bar Murder, the Thanksgiving Wishbone Murder, the Loud Talkin' Murder, the He Was Eyefuckin' Me Murder, the Stubbs & Tubbs Murder, and literally hundreds more. Guess where? Guess who? DUH!!!

You forgot the Angel v. Star on the Christmas Tree Murder.

10/28/2008 08:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard Mancow recently when I was in Madison Wisconsin. F.Y.I.

10/28/2008 09:28:00 PM  
Anonymous cleared + closed said...

Years ago, I was on the scene of the fatal shooting of SAMUEL MUSE in a boarding house at 45-Vincennes in 002.

At first, the shooter (another boarder) warned MUSE to stop cooking fish in the community kitchen because of the foul STENCH!

MUSE ignored him. He came back and shot MUSE in the aorta and vena cava in a perfectly placed "double tap".

"Motive" in Area 1 Homicide supp reads "altercation over the odor of cooking fish".

Crazy motherfuckers!

10/28/2008 09:30:00 PM  
Anonymous "trick or treat" said...

Again, on Oct. 31, years ago, in Altgeld Gardens, the "students" came to Corliss H.S. in Halloween costumes.

"Tyrone" was dressed as a "Capone gangsta" (black shirt, white tie, fedora, etc.) and was carrying a cheap replica Thompson SMG.

An old man with a cane comes walking to the mall. "Tyrone" runs up to him with his plastic SMG.

The old-timer whips out his shit and shoots "Tyrone" dead on the spot.

At Area 2 (9059 S. Cottage), the senior was only charged with MCC "failure to register." Afterwards, we took him to a nearby saloon, bought him a few beers and drove him home.

HOMICIDE - JUSTIFIABLE

10/28/2008 09:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At first, the shooter (another boarder) warned MUSE to stop cooking fish in the community kitchen because of the foul STENCH!

MUSE ignored him. He came back and shot MUSE in the aorta and vena cava in a perfectly placed "double tap".

"Motive" in Area 1 Homicide supp reads "altercation over the odor of cooking fish".

Crazy motherfuckers!
xxxxx
THAAASSS RIIIGHT!

10/28/2008 10:13:00 PM  
Anonymous "treak or treat 2" said...

CORRECTION: CARVER H.S.

10/28/2008 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought Mancow died. I guess after Howard Stern kicked his ass in ratings and noone with more than an 8th grade education didn't listen to his stupid show-the FM channel dumped his ass. I went to see Turd about 12 yrs ago to get a prize he was giving away and everyone there looked like an inbred and I ran back to my car fearing I was tricked into a Deliverance remake.

10/29/2008 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous noone said...

12:07 AM

My last name is NOONE. Please stop using my name. I think you mean to say "NO ONE" (two words).

Thank you.

10/29/2008 01:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At Area 2 (9059 S. Cottage), the senior was only charged with MCC "failure to register." Afterwards, we took him to a nearby saloon, bought him a few beers and drove him home.

HOMICIDE - JUSTIFIABLE

10/28/2008 09:41:00 PM

The old BURNSIDE!

10/29/2008 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mancow is on th AM's now? Wow guess times are bad huh dickhead.This POS has never been a friend of the police.No talent at all except to be "shocking" plus all the shit he talks is just that...talk!!! He is all fake

10/29/2008 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet it was a good Cuban cigar rolled by Castro himself! Now that would be a good blunt.

10/29/2008 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget the Playstation double murder in 007 a couple years back. Willis looses at Madden Football and comes back and blasts his two homies and steals their gaming system.Priceless.

10/29/2008 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago, Still an honest cigar !

10/29/2008 07:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

flint taylor, you looked like a preacher in front of a soup kitchen yesterday running your big yap. have you invited any of your "boys" over to your house to spend time with your family since they are so innocent and are law abiding citizens. =======>------

10/28/2008 12:41:00 PM
Did anyone notice who was standing in that group with Taylor? None other than Tony Peraica--the asshole asking for the police to vote for him. This guy is not our friend.

10/29/2008 07:27:00 PM  
Anonymous NOONE said...

I support Obama and Daley!

11/01/2008 10:53:00 PM  

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