Friday, November 07, 2008

Expect This More Often

Given that we haven't had a president with a primary residence in Chicago ever and Chicago drivers are ranked fairly high on the "impolite" scale:
  • Traffic tip for the days ahead: If you see a motorcade with police cars, black SUVs and guys with sunglasses talking into their cuffs, don't try to cut it off.

    One couple tried to drive their tan sedan around Barack Obama's motorcade downtown Thursday morning and found themselves looking at the barrels of Secret Service firepower.

Perhaps a new page in the Illinois Rules of the Road handouts? He's going to be in town a couple of times a year we're sure. He's got to consult with Shortshanks about how to run the country you know.

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38 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

call OPS on their ass

11/07/2008 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did the alleged offenders get a C.R. number on the secret service? Did the SS do a TRR? Did they activate their cameras and follow the 8 step protocal. If they gave them a break did they fill out a traffic study card? Most importantly (Drum roll), were the Agents wearing their seat belts? They better look out for Inspector Big Bird!

11/07/2008 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"He's got to consult with Shortshanks about how to run the country into the ground you know."

Fixed.

11/07/2008 02:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now, is that still considered the ghetto lottery if the secret service 'scares' the poor respectful folks going to church who are now terrorized by such brutality?????

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11/07/2008 02:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CAN YOU SUE OBAMA?

NOW THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT THOSE SECRET SERVICES IS!

WHOT DAT NUMBA FO THEY O.P.S?

11/07/2008 04:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And while we have districts all over sending PO's to watch Obama's house and 50+ PO's stand around his block Judge Eileen Brewer was robbed just around the block. Guess even all mighty judges who give shitheads probation all the time are starting to see the errors in their sentencing.

11/07/2008 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was Rev Meeks consulted before their weapons were drawn on a traffic stop?

11/07/2008 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If one is unlucky enough to reside within 4 blocks of the Obama residence one must show identification to enter the area.

What does one do, if one happens to meet someone who one is interested in and the two of you decide to visit your residence? Can the Secret Service deny you the right to bring a guest to your own residence?

Sounds like an invasion of your privacy!

Time to contact the ACLU.

11/07/2008 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And they are so worried about gun control. Hell, anyone can buy a car, no questions asked. Need no license, no citizenship or training required. They even took out the parallel parking on the driving test because so many were failing it. How often on street stops do they have D.L.'s?

11/07/2008 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The U of C has already been contacted for permission to land Presidential helicopters where the university lands their emergency organ donor helicopters. Or the second option is the future site of the olympics in Washington Park.

"Can I have an event number for Marine 1 with a lunch ticket behind it?"

11/07/2008 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From the Suntimes "Judge Mugged in Hyde Park" well expect more of this since the tact and gang teams are detailed to Obama's house until further notice.

11/07/2008 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait till you ask a question he doesn't like his citizen army will get you!

11/07/2008 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did that couple in the tan sedan get tickets?

11/07/2008 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when he flries into o'hare will he use the motorcade all the way home? It would be a nightmare all streets blocked off! Maybe he will land at O'Hare and helicopter to uofc hospital use there heli-port and then motorcade to his home, that would be the best route! Lets hope he puts more money into police in chicago so we could maybe get a decent raise, and hell even some new cars! The suburbs were here for obamapalooza and I personally was embaressed, with the junker cars we had, they pulled up with nice new equipment we have shit! Home of the President but we have ghetto trash cars and no contract something to be proud of? Guess not! But daley spent his campaign money to put up obama banners around city hall kind of like a "get out of jail free card" for the most corrupt mayor in American history! Now if Fitzgerald gets moved they will have no fear at all, back to the duffs and hired trucks running rampant, and giving away more city land! More contracts to daleys friends and walsh construction will be buying 777's for travel with all our money!

11/07/2008 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It would not surprise me if we end up paying a gazillion dollars to open up Meigs field just so Obama can fly in.
1775

11/07/2008 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he can land his helo at Meigs Field.....Ooooops, never mind.

11/07/2008 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop comparing us and the suburbs, there is no comparison at all, they buy a small quanity of whatever they need, the city has to buy 1000's........

11/07/2008 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't use the helipad at UofC as its to small to hold Marine 1. Maroon Thunder is a jet copter but its much much smaller then Marine 1. Likely that the will land him in Washington Park near the Armory. The U of C has a very strict policy that only their helicopter lands on the roof 1 because the pad is above of the Dtower which is the intensive care center. The last time a private helicopter landed, the pilot lost control due to wind and crashed over the side into the Ambulance bay and the tail rotor went through the walls of the 4th floor. They have made the U of C the main evacuation hositpal for him, so look for them to go back to a level 1 trauma center again.

11/07/2008 12:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy, I wish we had an airport somewhere downtown!!!!

Oh wait a minute, WE DID!!!!!

11/07/2008 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Lets hope he puts more money into police in chicago so we could maybe get a decent raise, and hell even some new cars!"

That is a nice thought, but it ain't gonna happen. He didn't do anything for "us" while a state senator or US senator.

As President with a 10 trillion dollar deficit, where will this money come from. A lot of people have their hands out for this federal bailout money. I dont think that the guy responsible for us doing the traffic study cards give a hoot about our pay rate.

Again its a nice thought.

11/07/2008 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put the LZ next to the armory in Washington, ah, Obama park.

He'll be selling that joint and buy in Hawaii.

11/07/2008 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obama could make Daley re-open Meigs Field for the choppers. That would be the best place as they could just stay there until he leaves.

11/07/2008 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dont they know thats not very CAPS'Y. The couple may get a CR on them.

11/07/2008 07:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

would not want to be on the receiving end of sec service and the delta boys on that traffic stop. would love to see it on utube!

seen them in action in dc and holy fuck! kick ass fire mission. no trr and no contact cards, just death and destruction.

sad to say that the prez, when in chicago, will be going to bed to the sound of gunfire. he not that far from the hood and ss, cpd, delta, marshalls, and all else aint going to shut down the thugs to the southwest of him.

as soon as they figure out how close they is they going to shoot more. just for the fun of it.

sorry state of affairs.

11/07/2008 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He'll be selling that joint and buy in Hawaii.

11/07/2008 02:16:00 PM

Does Rezko Realty have a branch there? Bet he can pick up a place quite a bit under market now!!

11/07/2008 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They will have to build a heliport with buildings.
"Marine One" is just one of three copters that fly together, and land together, so this will have to be a large, paved area with lights, windsocks, communications and parking.
We did have a nice set up at O'Hare, but since there was a republican president, they tore it down so his buddy could get a demolition contract. That area is now just a cargo ramp.

11/07/2008 11:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are gonna be on first name basis with Secret Service agents over the next 8 years.

11/07/2008 11:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where will the money come from: daley of course will lend it to him. silly silly question

11/08/2008 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about if Renzko pays for a helio pad over his home now.

11/08/2008 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Stop comparing us and the suburbs, there is no comparison at all, they buy a small quanity of whatever they need, the city has to buy 1000's........

11/07/2008 11:37:00 AM

Nice response daley press 175K a yaer secretary! jackie heard come on girl stop the bullshit responses ok?

11/08/2008 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are lucky the secret service did not open fire, they enforce federal laws! maybe they could arrest daley for violating the sanctuary city and letting all daleys illegals come in while we the tax payers give them everything!

11/08/2008 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They better watch out,"BIG BIRD" now has clout all the way to the White House.Those shirt and ties better be on straight or it's going to be there ass,because if they got out of the unmarked/covert vehicle wearing a crooked tie and was not polite while they pointed there weapons at the other driver they will be taking thirtydays and pending (GOT'S TO HAVE THOSE PRIORITIES RIGHT).

11/08/2008 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy What Would Jesus Buy? Batman!!!

The government could use that extra parcel of land that Rezko sold the new boneheaded commander and chief for a heli pad to use.

I wonder if Fitzpatrick is leaving town soon? Nixon used his presidential authority to dismiss the special prosecutor investigating Watergate. Why we all expect history to repeat itself.

11/08/2008 04:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop comparing us and the suburbs, there is no comparison at all, they buy a small quanity of whatever they need, the city has to buy 1000's........

obviously written by some kiss ass exempt(who is driving a new car) or one of shortshanks minions...you are a complete tool..! I am a former Chicago copper (012/007) and have worked in the suburbs for the past ten years. I was part of that ILEAS mobile field force staged on election night in 007. Yes, we all showed up in our new or newer cars and SUVs with all the toys and equipment. Your right asshat, the suburbs do buy in less quantities that the city WOULD have to buy, but look around idiot..that the problem! the city ISNT buying ANYTHING for its troops. My municipality buys 10-12 cars a year. They go to patrol FIRST, the Det's second. The bosses drive(now hold your breath for this one) the det sections hand-me downs..! What does a boss need a new car for? answer: they dont! its a status symbol. The 2005 CV with 70,000 will get you to the office/chinese restaurant/back to the office and home just fine! Its a matter of priorities! all the beat cars where I work have PDT's, carry M4's(all of them..see..you dont have to pass a power test, you just have to know how to shoot the fucking thing!)..and we all carry Tasers and a few other less than lethal options. So yes..we do buy less..but we BUY! and I really feel sorry for my CPD brothers and sisters, the city expect results when they treat you all like redheaded atep children. ohhh..and that ILEAS activation..that wasnt to give us lowly suburban coppers a free tour of 007(guided by some goof inspector that hadnt seen the street since the Carter administration). Someone at the ivory tower(35thst) in a rare moment of clarity..realized that..you do not have enough FUCKING POLICE! and they want to get the olympics..! thats FUNNY as hell..! unless shortpants plans are hiring another 3000 cops(above and beyond attrition) and spend a shit load more on cars, equipment and training, you people are fucked..! and you'll see more of the ILEAS teams, we'll be the ones in the new cars.

11/08/2008 08:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's now a no-fly zone around his crib:

http://tfr.faa.gov/save_pages/detail_8_8116.html

11/08/2008 09:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice response daley press 175K a yaer secretary! jackie heard come on girl stop the bullshit responses ok?

Sorry, i'm not Jackie, it is common sense why the suburbs have more than us, if you can't figure it out that's on you...

11/08/2008 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop comparing us and the suburbs, there is no comparison at all, they buy a small quanity of whatever they need, the city has to buy 1000's........
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Uhhh, any chance Chicago has a bigger tax base than, say, Bellwood?

Just axin.

11/09/2008 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF somone in chicago got gun's pointed at them? LMAO... I was born and raised in Rockford Illionis and read every day about that being the norm. LMAO why would the secret service be any different.


Ohh yeah I can tell you one thing the real crooks are busy now that obama is playing on the man force right now. Ask the Judge lmao...

11/23/2008 04:18:00 AM  

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