Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Beware Hegewich!

  • Authorities plan to resume searching Wednesday morning for a tiger that escaped from an animal sanctuary at Albion, Ind., which is about 25 miles north of Fort Wayne.

    Authorities shot the Bengal tiger with a tranquilizer but called off a search Tuesday night when the big cat wasn't captured.

    Noble County 911 Director Mitch Fiandt says the 18-year-old female tiger escaped from the Black Pine Animal Park about 3:30 p.m. Tuesday.
We've had coyotes and cougars. Why not a tiger?

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25 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

A tiger????????/ Why not a cougar? Haven t seen one since they closed BG Fellows

12/10/2008 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Send them the Big Cat 019th District team.

12/10/2008 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im sorry to point this out sir but you spelled it wrong the proper spelling is " HOGWASH"

12/10/2008 02:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No problem. The minute the tiger enters that suburb of Gary at Brainerd Avenue, the toxic waste will make him glow in the dark. Hence, an easy target.

12/10/2008 02:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just got in. No tiger. But I did see a 7 foot kangaroo drinking a forty outside Mann Park at 132nd and Carondolet. I lost him at 130th and Baltimore. He's probably hopped over to the trailer park or Wolf Lake by now.

As always, no south end squads in 004.

G'night, mates!

12/10/2008 04:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He'll settle in nicely around here. 433 afternoons will take a personal/lunch just as the dispatcher calls for a job and midnights is all over the district taking paperjobs and parkers.

Het brotha, can ya spare a beat car?

12/10/2008 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It would be just my luck that the cat will come to the zoo here and I'll have to do some work. In the mean time, with blago going down, Im stuck here and I still cant get that clouted punk dumped from the Cardinal's mansion. I wonder if mell can help or get me my money back.....

12/10/2008 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this big Pussy makes it to the northside,do not shoot,or the Police will again be Mother Fucked,by the Liberal Pussys..

12/10/2008 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Authorities plan to resume searching Wednesday morning for a tiger that escaped from an animal sanctuary at Albion, Ind., which is about 25 miles north of Fort Wayne
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I guess even the tigers have heard we are a don't ask don't tell sanctuatry city. How fucked up is it that the illegal aliens and now tigers have more rights than us in this city.

12/10/2008 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go to Ninos on Harlem. That's where the cougars hang now.

12/10/2008 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS, OH MY!

12/10/2008 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you see yhe little fella, tell him not to drink the water.He will turn out to be retarded like most of the other creatures out there

12/10/2008 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you better not kill it the liberals may get mad!

12/10/2008 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Us Hegewishians aren't worried about a tiger. We've got all sorts of wildlife from alligator snapping turtles, hoot owls, red foxes and even the occassional coyote but we're more concerened about the savages entering our what used to be a nice quit clean neighborhood. Their's no police in Hegewisch so that tiger will grow to a very ripe old age.

12/10/2008 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FEEL THE ROAR!!!

12/10/2008 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I volunteer to shoot this dangerous tiger with my M4. What? no M4s oh never mind.

12/10/2008 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now you mean ass police, when you see this tiger be sure to use a dog-noose and not hurt this kitty.Otherwise you might upset the liberal cult.

12/10/2008 02:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hegewisch 'roo hunter said...
I just got in. No tiger. But I did see a 7 foot kangaroo drinking a forty outside Mann Park at 132nd and Carondolet. I lost him at 130th and Baltimore. He's probably hopped over to the trailer park or Wolf Lake by now.

As always, no south end squads in 004.

G'night, mates!

12/10/2008 04:35:00 AM

Good lookin out, 9173 Rex.

12/10/2008 03:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's Hegewisch, and I agree, no patrol cars over here.

12/10/2008 04:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd rather live in HEGEWISCH than pay out my ass on the northside where everything is more expensive...hey lets compare bank accounts, betcha all of it I have more, 20 and out for me then enjoying my retirement on a tropical island...I'll send u a postcard BEEEATCH!!!!!

12/10/2008 05:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After that tiger gets a look of the bald headed clones from 005 they will hightail it out of town.

12/10/2008 09:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry---Vujic will wrestle the tiger to the ground, personally dispatch the creature and then make whiskey out of it.

12/11/2008 02:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Milmine, is that you? Stop already my side hurts. Hegewisch militsha will have their first assignment protecting our borders. It will be a blood bath

12/11/2008 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd rather live in HEGEWISCH than pay out my ass on the northside where everything is more expensive...hey lets compare bank.........Lets!I would rather live my 20yrs in a half way decent neighborhood ,have a home worth more than 30,000 than live in that shithole for 20 yrs and die three years after i retire

12/11/2008 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It would be just my luck that the cat will come to the zoo here and I'll have to do some work. In the mean time, with blago going down, Im stuck here and I still cant get that clouted punk dumped from the Cardinal's mansion. I wonder if mell can help or get me my money back.....

Now, now, don't get your panties in a twist (again). If your partner wins his grievance, you'll be back on your fixed post at Dublin's in no time.

12/12/2008 04:15:00 PM  

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