Police Humor
One thing about this 14-year-old getting to drive a squad car and process tickets, it has certainly brought out the wicked sense of humor that CPD was always known for:
- fake honorable mentions
- station "security" improvements consisting of paper signs
- pieces of string, wire and 2x4's as "fencing"
- hall passes
We hope it continues as we all need the laughs lately.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
107 Comments:
The 14 year old has more experience than J-Fed...about 5 hours more.
Broken keypad controlled door in 011 has a aquad car parked against it. Now thats secure
You're forgetting about those phony looking "Police Personnel Only" signs on the gates next to the desk.
Yeah, those should solve our problem!
Kinda like how the TSA's make us remove our shoes...sure, it's gonna put a dent in terrorism!
No, no, the best humor to come out of this was Daley's press conference today, affirming the superior intelligence of Weis for having invited the secret service to investigate our security.
Daley went into his song and dance about how he hopes a bunch of kids don't go into police stations on Halloween with uniforms on, and go behind the desk, and be given keys and badges. Yup, the treats on Halloween will be genuine police badges, I guess. Goof.
The only pretenders to the title of police officer are ALREADY wearing uniforms they're not entitled to and HE'S giving them 'badges' and damned big PAYCHECKS, to boot.
Then, there's the little matter of the pretender to the throne down at City Hall. But I digress...
We have some MacGyver-types working in 011...
a telephone handset cord strung across the opening near the front desk... our first line of defense against unauthorized people from entering the "secured" parts of the station.
Give me a break... Gotta admit its funny as hell though. Leave it to the police to find humor in almost anything.
Razor wire and imbedded microchips with a bar code tatooed on left side of buttocks.
When challenged, reply "notify the watch commander".
Off topic; Happy retirement, Annie Riordan. Enjoy. You'll be missed!
Coppers are some of the most outrageously hilarious people on planet earth. I'm coming up on four years since I retired, and its not the circus that I miss the most... its the clowns !
Christian Bale, considered for new CPD spokesman.
Fu%$K Monique!!
F$%ck the Golden one
the head of the police academy thats the biggest police humor ever!
Nothing funny here:
Sources: U.S. widens probe of Chicago police torture
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/02/burge-chicago-police-torture-jon-burge.html
DON'T FORGET...
HALL MONITORS.
023, A Strange Land
First the "Blew" Man group guy blowing a Maine West Principal and now who knows what with two goats.
2 stray goats found near Montrose Harbor
Daley backs Secret Service probe of fake teen cop
But Daley made clear that he is still angry about the incident.
"What bothers me is I'd hate to see it at Halloween if everybody walks in - a 12- or 14-year-old walks into a police station on Halloween, they'll be handed a desk. They'll give them a car. They'll give them a badge ... That's a real concern that we have.
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/02/daley-secret-service-teen-officer.html
Can a 19 year old kid still walk into the Building Department and get a building inspector gig? Maybe that only happens on Halloween too?
The really humorous thing about the 14 year kid fiasco is that nothing has really changed, on the whole.
This incident could be repeated again tomorrow to a lesser extent. Let somebody suited up show up at a detail and you will have the same end result.
Seiser’s Lawyer Joke Of The Day:
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All of my autopsies are performed on dead people.
I want to come to work every day and go through the same security system that Get Smart did, damn it.
off topic wats up wthe the ws in 17 1st watch who doesn't let partners work together, even if u ask she still doesn't WTF .. is it because she is the wc's little pet!!! or just a disgruntled bitch of a po!!!!
Don't you think one of the gals on America's Top Model should be our news affairs spokesperson?
Or do you think Mayor Shortarms is going to follow Blago and consider appointing Oprah?
Did anyone else hear that the only reason Weis was upset was because the 14-year-old had more time on the job than he did?
And post this stuff here for those who haven't seen it!
There is hope, we all need to back this guy in a huge way:
Report: Vallas to run for County Board president as Republican
Holy Name Cathedral is on fire, major fire on the roof.
it's true the ws in 17 1st watch is the wc's girl, so she feels entitled to fuck with the rest or us. she has a total power trip. she refuses to let anyone(partners) work together. she loves to see our moral at rockbottom. I'm not saying the watch has bad po's but there are people(partners) you would rather work with. everytime u ask her if she can put u with your regular partner she says ok and it never happens. it's a death sentence in 17 is watch.
yes 17dist. first watch is all fucked up, from the power hungry watch secretary to the houndog sgt's who never leave u the fuck alone..... aswell as a bad comdr who dumped most of 3rd watch to midnights.....17 is a joke....
In 019 the new station security consists of stanchions and nylon webbing between the stanchions, like the rope line at your local theater. Really secure. The desk Sgt. then demands ID from 30 year detectives who have walked past him for years.
Not sure how they would handle someone who walks right in with evil in his heart and a gun and extra clips in his belt. They probably would ask him if he saw the sign outside that says POLICE ONLY and why did he go past the sign and could he please go out and walk around to the public side.
That is what passes for "new security improvements" in the 019th District.
Funny how Daley is mad about a 14 year old kid embarrassing the police department but not about Hired Truck, Robert Sorich, repeated Shakman violations, corrupt hiring practices, rigged contracts and bidding procedures, Michael Tadin, Fred Barbara, Michael Marchese, Al Sanchez, Rod Blagojevich talking to anyone who will listen, John Harris talking to the Feds and on and on.
Those things do not embarrass Daley or make him angry, a 14 year kid makes him angry. Funny how he has his priorities.
Blagojevich threw a few not so subtle threats in Daley's direction last night on Letterman. I am sure Shortshanks will comprehend those, even if he doesn't publicly declare his embarrassment or anger.
Blagojevich might turn out to be our salvation, he might be the one who starts the whole final landslide that brings down the Daley Organized Crime Family.
Police Officers might want to offer him some voluntary protection from any unfortunate accident that might befall him. People like Blago who start talking like he is talking frequently go places to lay low. Like the Witness Protection Program.
Seriously, Blago needs some type of bodyguard detail now more than ever. Chicago being Chicago anything might happen to the guy and I for one would hate to see that happen before King Richard the Forgetful has his name etched permanently on a Federal indictment.
I'd rather work for the 14 year old impersonator than the triple merit Lieutenant with 14 years on that I currently work for! Let's talk about THAT Daley!
Anonymous said...
No, no, the best humor to come out of this was Daley's press conference today, affirming the superior intelligence of Weis for having invited the secret service to investigate our security.
Daley went into his song and dance about how he hopes a bunch of kids don't go into police stations on Halloween with uniforms on, and go behind the desk, and be given keys and badges. Yup, the treats on Halloween will be genuine police badges, I guess. Goof.
The only pretenders to the title of police officer are ALREADY wearing uniforms they're not entitled to and HE'S giving them 'badges' and damned big PAYCHECKS, to boot.
Then, there's the little matter of the pretender to the throne down at City Hall. But I digress...
2/04/2009 12:22:00 AM
what about daley and his staff,plus the 50 they all look like they are in costume! Just like the exempt structure of cpd!
Anonymous said...
Nothing funny here:
Sources: U.S. widens probe of Chicago police torture
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/02/burge-chicago-police-torture-jon-burge.html
2/04/2009 02:28:00 AM
Maybe we are paying for this beacuse it has donohue and his dectectives friends involved? BUT FLOP DID NOT PAY FOR COZZI STRANGE HOW THE CONNECTED GET AWAY WITH USING OUR MONEY AS THEY WISH! WHEN IS FOP ELECTION?TIME TO BOOT THE 5 OUT WE NEED RENEWED THOUGHTS!
My back hurts
Try getting into Homan Square !!! You'll never make it through, once you read the Recycled Sign "DO NOT ENTER". Plus the person in the guard shack won't come out into the cold to check you anyway,,,,lol
Most honorables are fake.
Hey Richie, what I want to know is how you son got a 1 million dollar sewer inspection job and he couldn't tell the difference between a manhole and his assh*le.
I missed out on BRING YOUR KID TO WORK DAY.Lets mark this day in the FLOP book so I can bring in my son as a ride along next year and make a few stops. I'm sending him to Kales today to buy his own uniform. I'm told they'll sell anything to 10 year olds.
To post 04:18, She has spent most of her time inside, and has always been like that.
Mr. SouthSide says---
Goats at Montrose Harbor
017 whiners on this blog constantly.
You guys are like high school with guns. At least 003 was grammar school.
SCC's science drones need to post some sun spot photos and write about all the global cooling going on this winter. Now THAT shit is funny.
How about the old dude commander of MSF claiming that he solved the murder problem on the West side?
Someone should tell him that this was the coldest January in history! I can't wait to hear what he has to say in August!!!! Of course this self-promoting paper shuffler will probably be promoted by then.
Funny how when the numbers are up it's because of the hot weather, but when the numbers are down it's because this goof is a brilliant strategist! HAVE WE NO SHAME?
i saw ''men in black'' just to put me in the secret service mode. i was gonna watch ''jfk'' but somebody told me the secret service kinda looks bad in that one.i also bought a cool pair of black sunglasses and im learning to talk into the cuff of my long sleeve shirt.
Rumor the 14 yr was offered a Tact or Gangs?
Parking meters are be put in in front of the 008th district police station. parking enforcement on foot by civilians seen all over the west end of 008. I guess only police will pay tickets.
speaking of humor look at this article in the sun times:
http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/1412155,CST-NWS-strike04good.article
Murders might be down from last year, but guess what is not down? Shootings, in fact they're up.
Wait until summer to do this article.
This has become a huge laugh among us! The stations are all built like shit and were never built with security in mind. It's the Chicago way! Everything is done cheaply and half assed and we're used to it by now. The city doesn't care about our security or well being and never will. Every suburban department has tight security and you have to speak to a desk officer through a speaker before you get buzzed in. Just last night as I walked out of the station there were three piss bumbs sleeping in the stairway. I've gotten good at holding my breath as I climb over the sub- human obstacles.
Relax guys, none of this shit is important. How about this:
Lady golfer goes into pro shop and complains, "I got stung by a bee!"
The pro asks "Where?"
"Between the first and second hole," she answers.
"I see your problem," the pro responds, "your stance is too wide."
I want to come to work every day and go through the same security system that Get Smart did, damn it.
2/04/2009 04:12:00 AM
Ha-Ha I like the "Cone of Silence" the best kinda reminds you of our technological tools they never work!......missed it by that much!
Anonymous said...
023, A Strange Land
First the "Blew" Man group guy blowing a Maine West Principal and now who knows what with two goats.
2 stray goats found near Montrose Harbor
2/04/2009 02:31:00 AM
___________________________
"yeah squad, we got 2 in custody, heading back to the station"
CBs are CBs... even if they're on goats!
Daley welcomes anything that furthers his purpose; taking the feds off of his trail.
how come officers in uniform are not required to have their ID'S visible? Afterall the 14 year old was in uniform and not CD.
if another 14 year old, wearing a uniform walkied into any station in uniform, he would not be required to show his ID.
It is still a joke. Who are we kidden.
If the kid want to be the popo and do police work...I say let him!
Is the 17th district murder capital?
Daley backs Secret Service probe of fake teen cop
But Daley made clear that he is still angry about the incident.
"What bothers me is I'd hate to see it at Halloween if everybody walks in - a 12- or 14-year-old walks into a police station on Halloween, they'll be handed a desk. They'll give them a car. They'll give them a badge ... That's a real concern that we have.
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/02/daley-secret-service-teen-officer.html
Can a 19 year old kid still walk into the Building Department and get a building inspector gig? Maybe that only happens on Halloween too?
2/04/2009 02
that was fuckin hilarious!
there s a broken key pad door in 011???
hey I work in 011!! and yeah- that handset phone cord is funny as hell!!! wait till the desk drew starts wanding you with a lint brush!!! gotta have a sense of humor !
the 14 year old hit the ground running. spun a guy on his first traffic stop and split the pot with his new partner. then went to the freebie lunch spot. followed up by a visit to his side pieces residence for a quick poke. all in all the kid did good for his first day out there. but did he drop a little bit in the w/c bucket at check off.????????========>-------
j fed has been trick or treating for a whole year, give it up wannabe, sickens me how you wear the uniform and bark orders, then hide behind your fed buddies just saw your video and your pathetic pleas, cant wait till the summer when this city goes to shit.
There is hope, we all need to back this guy in a huge way:
Report: Vallas to run for County Board president as Republican
2/04/2009 04:57:00 AM
______________________________
I am SO with you on this. Where do I sign up?
Well sad but true this 14 y.o. was able to get into the station, sign out a ticket book and go on calls all without a weapon. How sad is it that his partner did not know he was unarmed till the shift was over & she did not een discover this. Even more so he went on active calls, settled a domestic dispute and coded it out when he was done. He even wrote tickets.
Was his partner sleeping thru all of this?????? BEST OF ALL THIS KID HAS MORE TIME ON THE STREET THAN THE SUPERINTENDANT!
There is hope, we all need to back this guy in a huge way:
Report: Vallas to run for County Board president as Republican
Paul Vallas was Daleys hand picked choice to run the schools way back when. This is all just a ruse to trick us into thinking he is an independent reformer. Hes still Daleys guy.
Shortshanks Can't Even Count Up To 14 Unless It's Going In Hiz Pocket
Anonymous said...
Seiser’s Lawyer Joke Of The Day:
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All of my autopsies are performed on dead people.
2/04/2009 04:05:00 AM
Please excuse me from this speeding ticket officer. My wife ran off with a policeman and when I saw your flashing lights I didn't stop because I thought you might be the officer who is trying to bring her back to me.
off topic wats up wthe the ws in 17 1st watch who doesn't let partners work together, even if u ask she still doesn't WTF .. is it because she is the wc's little pet!!! or just a disgruntled bitch of a po!!!!
Our watch sec from 25 1st watch is working in 17 too! that's why she leaves at 3
This just in....J-FED texted the 14 year old who impersonated police "How was it dude?, did you get to use the strobes?... How about the siren? Ohhhhhhhhhh you lucky dog"
Did anyone else hear that the only reason Weis was upset was because the 14-year-old had more time on the job than he did?
2/04/2009 04:45:00 AM
Pretty original. It might have been funny the first 1000 times but getting a little old now
Badges!? Badges!? We don't wear no stinking badges Daley!!! It's a star. A very dumb looking star, but a star nonetheless.
SAW SOME YOUNG KIDS FROM LOCAL GRAMMER SCHOOL CONGREGATING AROUND STATION ENT, THE OTHER DAY AND WHEN I ENQUIRED WHO THEY WERE WAS TOLD TACT TEAM WAS HOLDING ROLL CALL, GOTTA LOVE IT
off topic wats up wthe the ws in 17 1st watch who doesn't let partners work together, even if u ask she still doesn't WTF .. is it because she is the wc's little pet!!! or just a disgruntled bitch of a po!!!!
Who gives a fuck, grow a pair and confront her, if that doesn't work let the Sgt. know when he asks why you haven't been doing anything, if you are productive they will get the message quick, if you're not, that's probably why you're not together in the first place....
I second that P.Vallas for Governor,can't do any worse than the moron's who run things now.
How about Daley saying that he thinks it's a good idea for Weis to ask a federal agency to look at the department. He says that the outside view is welcome and needed. Hey your honor, how about letting the feds look at some contract shit and your nephew pissing away the pension money. Good for the goose, good for the gander.
So, when the kid goes to court, is he calling it time or checking the money box?
And suit or uniform?
Only thing is, it's not going to be so funny when someone can't get out from behind the desk during a fire or some such other emergency since the little fence is zip-tied shut right in front of the elevator in 015.
Now that's security, just like the county building stairwell was security.
When our jagweed mayor refers to the words "they"ll" who is talking about?
Can a 19 year old kid still walk into the Building Department and get a building inspector gig? Maybe that only happens on Halloween too?
2/04/2009 02:35:00 AM
That was great. High paid job using his father clout, a friend of Daley.
016th District midnight Captain Lenti uses the unsecure sally port for his personal parking lot. Yells and screams like a baby if someone is parked blocking his spot!!!
At least the door lock works to get into station!
This just in....J-FED texted the 14 year old who impersonated police "How was it dude?, did you get to use the strobes?... How about the siren? Ohhhhhhhhhh you lucky dog"
Funny how Daley is mad about a 14 year old kid embarrassing the police department but not about Hired Truck, Robert Sorich, repeated Shakman violations, corrupt hiring practices, rigged contracts and bidding procedures, Michael Tadin, Fred Barbara, Michael Marchese, Al Sanchez, Rod Blagojevich talking to anyone who will listen, John Harris talking to the Feds and on and on.
The only pretenders to the title of police officer are ALREADY wearing uniforms they're not entitled to and HE'S giving them 'badges' and damned big PAYCHECKS, to boot.
There is hope, we all need to back this guy in a huge way:
Report: Vallas to run for County Board president as Republican
Paul Vallas was Daleys hand picked choice to run the schools way back when. This is all just a ruse to trick us into thinking he is an independent reformer. Hes still Daleys guy.
2/04/2009 01:45:00 PM
yup and asked to run to split the black vote.
Anonymous said...
In 019 the new station security consists of stanchions and nylon webbing between the stanchions, like the rope line at your local theater. Really secure. The desk Sgt. then demands ID from 30 year detectives who have walked past him for years.
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Nice try but the 30 year Detectives are known to the desk...the only ones giving the "how dare you" looks are the new studs and studettes who can't believe that their perfect hair and smart suits aren't enough to get them recognized as the special people they are. You are apparantly one of them. Have your id visible when you enter the building and you won't have this "problem", big shot.
How stupid is this. We don't have money for equipment or to get security measures fixed, but you police by the doors etc., who all make 50.00 plus an hour for bullshit! You found money for GPS systems, what the fuck! My girl has to leave the desk and be assigned hall duty every fucking day! Makes a lot of since Jodi!
Anonymous said...
yes 17dist. first watch is all fucked up, from the power hungry watch secretary to the houndog sgt's who never leave u the fuck alone..... aswell as a bad comdr who dumped most of 3rd watch to midnights.....17 is a joke....
2/04/2009 06:24:00 AM
This is a perfect example. Because it is here on the blog, this is fact and now everyone will chime in. I know Mealer and he is just making you whiners who don't want to do their job, do their job. He didn't let the clout heavy people stay on 3rd watch because you had very little activity. You need to work to be rewarded. He is making the sergeants and watch commanders do their fucking job. The only reason they are not bitching as bad is because this is a good district and they don't want to end up in 007 or 011.
Supt. Weis, let the Commanders do their job. What the non workers post on here is not the only truth. You should stop judging people on what is said on the blog.
Everyone knows you read this, so they put all kind of shit on here. What if I said I saw you checking out one of the officers on the elevator, I bet everyone would run with it! I didn't though, I am just saying.
Maybe CPD should use Les Nessman from WKRP approach to securing space. Use masking tape and tell everyone that the masking tape lines are really walls that secure buildings.
Imaginary walls should work with the budget crisis and maybe GFS Structures could get the City's masking tape contract.
Anonymous said...
023, A Strange Land
First the "Blew" Man group guy blowing a Maine West Principal and now who knows what with two goats.
2 stray goats found near Montrose Harbor
2/04/2009 02:31:00 AM
___________________________
"yeah squad, we got 2 in custody, heading back to the station"
CBs are CBs... even if they're on goats!
2/04/2009 11:17:00 AM
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Duh, they're CURFEWS, not arrests. They're just kids.
Fuck the secret service,I can give station security to the Big Boss for free.Start by locking every door with a swipe card lock except the front door.No more city employees coming in to swipe,no crossing guards walking where ever, no one knows if they are legit or not,no people coming in just to take a piss,no sleeping in the waiting room,no ATM behind where the desk crew can even see,no pay phone,no community activists who walk around like they built the building.Start with these ideas J-Jag and I'll give you more help later.
016th District midnight Captain Lenti uses the unsecure sally port for his personal parking lot. Yells and screams like a baby if someone is parked blocking his spot!!!
At least the door lock works to get into station!
2/04/2009 07:10:00 PM
Park your car in the sally port then!
OT
I don't think Daley and Vallas parted on friendly terms. I think Vallas was getting too much power and Daley got rid of him.
Anonymous said...
023, A Strange Land
First the "Blew" Man group guy blowing a Maine West Principal and now who knows what with two goats.
2 stray goats found near Montrose Harbor
2/04/2009 02:31:00 AM
___________________________
"yeah squad, we got 2 in custody, heading back to the station"
CBs are CBs... even if they're on goats!
2/04/2009 11:17:00 AM
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Duh, they're CURFEWS, not arrests. They're just kids.
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I just choked on my coffee. Too funny!!! There is no one with a sense of humor like the police. Love It.
Shortshanks has really gone over the edge on the Bean and the 14 year old hasn't he? Somehow or another I don't recollect his same outrage when a Police Officer or Firefighter is killed in the line of duty. On those ocassions he appears to be more controlled - or maybe unconcerned. His precious Bean is more important than any one of us. Remember thta always. The man is a police hater and always has been. It stems from his inability to see himself as a man. He managed all his sucess on the legacy of his father. His suit is every bit as empty as Obama's.
Re: The two stray goats in 023 and curfews.
"They're just kids." - 9:20 PM
Good one! Subtle yet funny humor.
Maybe CPD should use Les Nessman from WKRP approach to securing space.
I laughed out loud. Maybe at Thanksgiving we can have the turkey give away by throwing the live turkeys out of the CPD helicopter...wait, both the turkeys and our helicopter do not fly.
We are the best at humor.
Anonymous said...
Hey Richie, what I want to know is how you son got a 1 million dollar sewer inspection job and he couldn't tell the difference between a manhole and his assh*le.
2/04/2009 08:34:00 AM
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same difference
Anonymous said...
016th District midnight Captain Lenti uses the unsecure sally port for his personal parking lot. Yells and screams like a baby if someone is parked blocking his spot!!!
At least the door lock works to get into station!
2/04/2009 07:10:00 PM
Park your car in the sally port then!
2/05/2009 12:26:00 AM
lenti another clouted punk what did you expect!
This is a perfect example. Because it is here on the blog, this is fact and now everyone will chime in. I know Mealer and he is just making you whiners who don't want to do their job, do their job. He didn't let the clout heavy people stay on 3rd watch because you had very little activity. You need to work to be rewarded. He is making the sergeants and watch commanders do their fucking job. The only reason they are not bitching as bad is because this is a good district and they don't want to end up in 007 or 011.
Supt. Weis, let the Commanders do their job. What the non workers post on here is not the only truth. You should stop judging people on what is said on the blog.
Everyone knows you read this, so they put all kind of shit on here. What if I said I saw you checking out one of the officers on the elevator, I bet everyone would run with it! I didn't though, I am just saying.
2/04/2009 08:41:00 PM
Nice mike again writing on the blog hey punk rod blago is gone hope dickie mell boots you out!
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
In 019 the new station security consists of stanchions and nylon webbing between the stanchions, like the rope line at your local theater. Really secure. The desk Sgt. then demands ID from 30 year detectives who have walked past him for years.
____________
Nice try but the 30 year Detectives are known to the desk...the only ones giving the "how dare you" looks are the new studs and studettes who can't believe that their perfect hair and smart suits aren't enough to get them recognized as the special people they are. You are apparantly one of them. Have your id visible when you enter the building and you won't have this "problem", big shot.
2/04/2009 08:34:00 PM
Nope. No big shot here. Just a little shot with a blue shirt making an observation.
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to 8:41 pm. " you have to work to be rewarded " how do you explain the two females who were on 05 and in a police shooting in which the offender was killed were not working??? they got dumped to midnites because they were not "working"-- man, what a piece of shit you are-- do you happen to work in the caps office. perhaps you can tell us about all the police work you did to earn a day spot with s/s day off group. did you ever even make a felony arrest you fuckin pussy. 3RD WATCH TROOPER
Re: The two stray goats in 023 and curfews.
"They're just kids." - 9:20 PM
Good one! Subtle yet funny humor.
2/05/2009 06:32:00 AM
I still think goat jokes are in baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...d taste.
OT or old topic........
Regarding this 023 thing...
"superior tactical man MN obliges, "offender" is transported by a separate car, brought into the hospital where a nurse FINDS THE KNIFE IN THE OFFENDERS FRONT FUCKING PANTS POCKET!!! THANK GOD THIS GUY HAD NO ILL WILL TOWARDS THE TRANSPORTING COPPERS OR THE NURSING STAFF /DOCTORS AT THE HOSPITAL!!! THIS DOUCHE BAG PUT ALOT OF PEOPLE AT RISK BY NOT DOING WHAT IS KNOWN AS A CUSTODIAL SEARCH!!! All I can say is if you cant do and/or dont know how to do your fucking job, PLEASE know your roll and stop putting coppers at risk! MN likes to act like his shit doesnt stink and then he goes and pulls this class act"
023 is soft we all know but so are MANY other screwball coppers on this job too...
In other words NOWADAYS there are many and I mean MANY MN's or whoever this copper is on this job..... Many MN's that think they know everything and don't listen to anyone with time on and these MN's think because activity makes you the REAL police out here they are turning it up with "contact cards and movers and parkers, TVB's 501's and bullshit softball arrests" not really by way of pleasing the bosses but for fact that, that is all the REALLY know how to do!!!
GO AFTER THE REAL SHIT HEADS AND PUT THEM IN PRISON is not the WARCRY out here anymore!!!
I watch more P/o's run around "ratting" out other coppers and working for the Commander to report on the staff so to "fuck" them over more than police going out there and righting the wrongs of the shitheads out there killing, robbing, intimidating, earning, selling dope and fucking up our society and bringing down our property values!!!
We are now a LIBERAL police FARCE!
Here is your MISSION#!
Now stick it in your ASS!
Old 153
The only reason they are not bitching as bad is because this is a good district and they don't want to end up in 007 or 011.
Don't insult 007 and 011 like that.
yes 17dist. first watch is all fucked up, from the power hungry watch secretary to the houndog sgt's who never leave u the fuck alone..... aswell as a bad comdr who dumped most of 3rd watch to midnights.....17 is a joke....
U r aswell as a bad, yes?
off topic wats up wthe the ws in 17 1st watch who doesn't let partners work together, even if u ask she still doesn't WTF .. is it because she is the wc's little pet!!! or just a disgruntled bitch of a po!!!!
Wats up? The dc ultimately approves the line-ups, that's wats up. U got a beef, go talk to ur sgt, then go whine to the wc, and then go bitch to the dc. But since u r a disgruntled groundhog hoping your 017 shadow doesn't disappear altogether, stick to venting here anonymously. It's pathetic, but it costed u nuffin. U sure got a purdy mouth, though...
Maybe we are paying for this beacuse it has donohue and his dectectives friends involved? BUT FLOP DID NOT PAY FOR COZZI STRANGE HOW THE CONNECTED GET AWAY WITH USING OUR MONEY AS THEY WISH! WHEN IS FOP ELECTION?TIME TO BOOT THE 5 OUT WE NEED RENEWED THOUGHTS!
2/04/2009 07:28:00 AM
FOP will pay for Cozzi'S legal fees, he has to submit them which he has not done, but has been asked to on numerous occasions. Find out your facts first before posting things that are not true. !!
016th District midnight Captain Lenti uses the unsecure sally port for his personal parking lot. Yells and screams like a baby if someone is parked blocking his spot!!!
At least the door lock works to get into station!
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He's the watch commander dumbass, they get perks we don't get. You work in 16 for fucks sake, and there are plenty of spots for you to park in that don't block the door. You want to park closer to the building? Put in par form and head down to 005 or 007, I am sure they will be happy to park you right in the front row in order to take advantage of your super dooper finely tuned 16th district policing skills. And to the workers in 016 who read this no offense intended. But I'll bet this whiney fuck adds zero to the activity in your district.
damn... enough with the nonsense about "how dare you ask me for id" nonsense... especially if you work at an area hq where everyone & their brother is in & out, WEAR THE SILLY FUCKING THING ALREADY ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE IN BUSINESS ATTIRE OR SOFT CLOTHES! are you that cool & special that you think you've earned the right to give the desk sgt. the shit-eye? from what i see it's the new jack dicks displaying the most attitude. get a haircut & clothing that conforms to department standards, you're detectives not slick boys/girls waiting on joe to roll by the spot with a pack...
well one other thing we should note about the 14 y/o "cadet" is that HIS hair is real as opposed to our fearless(spineless) leader.
LATHROP ONE
well the answer to security in 019 is simple.............hire the guy who used to work in the projects. I guarantee you NO ONE NON police would get in. Where is Chubby when you NEED HIM?
The plus side to a 14 y/o getting into the "fortress" is now we can at least bring to public light the sad conditions we all have to work in. Ever see the Desk at 005? Its gonna happen again trust me. And why is it that Ive been seeing a lot of Cub Scout recruiters in the 003 maybe this is the new Rapid Response Unit?
OK Capt. Lenti, Thanks for the comments. They still don't want you IN ANY DISTRICT on the southside. E for effort though.
Anonymous said...
to 8:41 pm. " you have to work to be rewarded " how do you explain the two females who were on 05 and in a police shooting in which the offender was killed were not working??? they got dumped to midnites because they were not "working"-- man, what a piece of shit you are-- do you happen to work in the caps office. perhaps you can tell us about all the police work you did to earn a day spot with s/s day off group. did you ever even make a felony arrest you fuckin pussy. 3RD WATCH TROOPER
2/05/2009 09:52:00 AM
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Ok simmer down.....
Re: our beloved 05 gals in 017...
They both only have a couple of years on so they will spend some quality time on the mids making themselves more experienced. It is best for everyone involved. I guess if you include "transports to the 017 for processing or female searches" their stats ARE pretty good for an 05 car!
If you all just work and give us some honest effort and some positive effort on midnights the 017 will return to its former self!
MM - 1700
well I have the ansser to security issues in 019. Remember that guy who did security in the Projects there? If he could clean that toilet up the Police Station should be a piece of cake
Insofar as the whiners in 017. YOU HAVE A CAKE JOB IN A CAKE DISTRICT! Since when is a box of tissue and a pat on the back to quell your tearful eyes PART OF THIS JOB? If a 14 year old can do it and not complain WHATS YOURE PROBLEM? You dont like the bosses there and you dont like them telling you to work? You have 2 options in my book...#1 Transfer and #2 Turn in your button so a REAL COP can use it. After all SOME of us actually WORK for our checks or is that too "old school" for you pups in 017?
"I watch more P/o's run around "ratting" out other coppers and working for the Commander to report on the staff so to "fuck" them over more than police going out there and righting the wrongs of the shitheads out there killing, robbing, intimidating, earning, selling dope and fucking up our society and bringing down our property values!!!"
Righting the wrongs of the shitheads? Give yourself a little more respect, and try decaf.
New 045
Chubby? When you coming back home to 019 dude? We miss you. I had heard that you had the Big C. Hope that youre doiing well Brother and hope to see you out here in the projects soon. It isnt the same 019 you remember. Only a few from the Gang/Tac unit still around. You ROCK dude.
Anonymous said...
Re: The two stray goats in 023 and curfews.
"They're just kids." - 9:20 PM
Good one! Subtle yet funny humor.
2/05/2009 06:32:00 AM
I still think goat jokes are in baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...d taste.
2/05/2009 10:35:00 AM
A traveling salesman is driving through a rural farm area. As he passes a farm he sees an older man in the barnyard having sexual intercourse with a goat. He is shocked at this and pulls over and walks up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door.
A teenaged boy answers the door and the man tells the boy what he has just seen. Oh that's OK the boy says, that's just my daaaaaaaaaaad.
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