Wednesday, April 08, 2009

War of Secession Coming?

Even as we speak, President Lincoln Toddler is mobilizing the Army of the Potomac Sanitary and Shipping Canal to bring the Confederate suburban forces to heel:
  • *Palatine Township: disconnect from Cook County. Yes 9,684 No 3,503 (85 of 92 precincts, advisory only)

    *Barrington Township: disconnect from Cook County. Yes 942 No 477 (12 of 14 precincts, advisory only)

    *Hanover Township: disconnect from Cook County. Yes 3,492 No 2,021 (50 of 57 precincts, advisory only)

At least one of these townships conducted a study that purported to show they sent $18 million to the Cook County government and receive just a $4 million dollar return for roads, court services and other assorted minutiae. If they secede from Cook County, they can rebate their tax base some portion of the $14 million difference or offer up more and improved services to their taxpayers.

Stroger on the other hand, would have to make up $14 million from the remaining Cook County population just to pay his cousins. If all three townships carry through on the process, the hole in Stroger's budget might top $50 million.

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54 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am going to start house hunting...can't wait!

4/08/2009 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can the city survive with over 10% taxes? They are running businesses out of town. We are the next Detroit. Daley knows it. He is selling off all our resources in hopes of using the money for the Olympics.
I don't even feel bad about shopping in Indiana. Too bad for the people who have to shop in Chicago and they are the ones who can least afford it.

4/08/2009 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even though these places have voted to leave Crook County, they cannot, unless Crook County agrees, which will not happen.

Another state law that the robbers have put in place.

4/08/2009 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hell let them go, wait till they get their first water bill from Chicago......

4/08/2009 01:12:00 AM  
Blogger Too Many Rectums said...

During good economic times, the public endured the incompetence of our elected officials in Crook County. Now that it's crunch time, the public is demanding accounting of our leaders. Unfortunately it's too late; there's Too Many Dummies in charge.

Palatine and Barrington Townships encompass wealthy areas. Or what used to be wealthy areas; the citizens up there are feeling the effects of the economy too. Foreclosures are going through the roof up there.

Civil unrest of the middle-class isn't far off. If you don't believe it, take a look at the last public demonstration in London; the middle-class were the majority of protesters.

4/08/2009 02:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is it......they finally pushed too far and the people are pushing back.....peacefully, for now.
Just wait till they come for our guns.

4/08/2009 03:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God I hope they do. Crook County has been ahem, crooked for too long. Dogs.

4/08/2009 04:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can i vote to secced my house from cook county.

4/08/2009 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how are the future generations going to bring in revenue if Daley continues to sell off business units?

4/08/2009 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Crook County won't OK it, then maybe some of these morons will finally see what we've been saying about the "hope & change" crew, and will come out to vote these thieves out of office.

4/08/2009 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope "The One" raises their taxes so high they choke.

They are the ones that put him in office.

4/08/2009 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that all the Stroger family members on the public payroll are going to seceed and form their own county.

4/08/2009 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On 9 Apr 09 John Kass will on WGN radio 720 AM. From 9-11 P.M. The topic is about Chicago being the most corrupt city in the USA.

4/08/2009 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good, i hope they break off. screw the dems.

4/08/2009 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even though these places have voted to leave Crook County, they cannot, unless Crook County agrees, which will not happen.

Another state law that the robbers have put in place.

4/08/2009 12:48:00 AM
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Actually, the entire county populous votes on it now not the county board. Of course toddler will have all his relatives and reverends go out and tell his people in chicago(which has more votes than all other townships in this county combined) to vote no so he can still rule.

4/08/2009 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking sweet!!

4/08/2009 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad they took a stand,we should get away from crook county and shitcago also!

4/08/2009 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You better hope and pray they don't leave. Todd would increase city taxes to make up the shortfall.

4/08/2009 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WE are fvcked.

4/08/2009 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@anonymous re: water bills
I can't speak for palatine but hanover township and I'm pretty sure most of barrington are all on wells.

4/08/2009 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats great. Once all the "working" suburbs leave, who is here to pay the taxes????
I hope they leave. I dont blame them!!!

4/08/2009 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope one day Cook County will stop being the Golden Goose for the Stroger family

4/08/2009 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Palatine-Barrington, can get whatever laws are in effect changed, by VOTE, and can buy their water from another source. It would be well worth it to sever ties to the Crookedest City and County in the former [pre HUssein] USA.

4/08/2009 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a Boycott of the Taste by ALL brother FOP members nationwide, their friends, and Families, and any others sympathetic to our Cause. This could be done by having FOP purchase advertisements, and by word of mouth.

4/08/2009 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the Smartest thing that Palatine residents could do is wash their hands of Crook County ASAP, if they were smart, they'd have the legalities in-progress immediately. This City and County [Shit-cago-Crook]are a true representation of life in a Socialist Society, and hopefully I will be out of here soon myself.

4/08/2009 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jefferson Township should secede from Chicago.

4/08/2009 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the amount of unincorperated land left in the county, is this over inflated government really needed? There's not much rural area left for them to work or rule over.

4/08/2009 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Many businesses and taxpayers who have had with the Todster's socialist programs that provide no services to those same businesses and taxpayers are doing their own form of seccession by MOVING out of Crook County!

4/08/2009 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even though these places have voted to leave Crook County, they cannot, unless Crook County agrees, which will not happen.
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probably not, but sometimes wierd stuff happens.

4/08/2009 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Considering how few people vote in certain elections it might not be as difficult as you might think.


(55 ILCS 5/Div. 1‑2 heading)
Division 1‑2. Alteration of County Lines


(55 ILCS 5/1‑2001) (from Ch. 34, par. 1‑2001)
Sec. 1‑2001. Petition for transfer of territory. When a majority of the legal voters, residing upon any territory, not less than half of one congressional township, shall petition the county board of their own county, and also of the county to which they desire such territory to be transferred, for leave to have such territory transferred to such county, it shall be the duty of the several county boards so petitioned to certify the proposition to the proper election officials, who shall submit the question at a referendum in their respective counties in accordance with the general election law.
(Source: P.A. 86‑962.)

4/08/2009 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I buy as much stuff as I can on line (Cameras, TVs, Dog Food, Electronics, clothing, outdoor items, etc) NO FUCKING CROOK COUNTY OR ILLINOIS SALES TAX AND MANY ON LINE RETAILERS ARE OFFERING FREE SHIPPING. Fuck Daley, Stroger, and Quinn!!!!
6 years and I am out of this fucking city, county and state. I hope this city turns into Detroit and hope all the liberal fucks get what they deserve: CRIME, CRIME, CRIME.

4/08/2009 01:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"From those with the ability, to those with the need."

- Todd Stroger
- Pat Quinn
- Karl Marx

4/08/2009 02:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, 'burbs, but f- that!

I'm not making up Toddler's ends. Ya'll gots to stay.

4/08/2009 02:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://features.csmonitor.com/globalnews/2009/04/08/moldovans-erupt-in-protest-after-decades-of-silence/

coming here?

4/08/2009 02:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's agreat article to link SCC.

And its from SanFrnsico believe it or not WTF! Ar epoeple finally coming to their senses?

http://www.sfexaminer.com/opinion/Gun-control-restricts-those-least-likely-to-commit-violent-crimes--42507652.html

4/08/2009 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I am going to start house hunting...can't wait!

4/08/2009 12:21:00 AM"


I hear Hanover Park is beautiful, too. Can we be bunk buddies?

4/08/2009 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

in the famous words of charlton heston... From my cold dead hands!!!

4/08/2009 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4/08/2009 04:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I live in Barrington Township and would love to see "Lincoln" county come to form, but it will NEVER happen. I would also love to someday eat my words, but we all know it's true. The law will never be changed.
A frustrating aspect of living in Crook County but not Chicago itself is that we can't vote Daley out, but we are subject to his whims as he controls Crook County through Stroger and his cronies.

4/08/2009 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and don't you damn suburbanites even think of utilizing our infamous, St. Rogers Hospital!
(Strogers)

4/08/2009 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am seceding from Chicago and Crooked county as soon as I put in my retirement papers!

I'm taking my pension out of this crooked city!

4/08/2009 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does Lake Co. want them? Probably so, to offset Waugekan and white trash areas like Round Lake and Round Lake Beach, which is also turning into a subdivision of Mexico.

4/08/2009 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was talk a couple of decades ago of a wide swath of NW suburban towns breaking from Cook and forming Lincoln County, but it never went anywhere.

It might be time to revisit the issue.

4/08/2009 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"shall petition the county board of their own county, and also of the county to which they desire such territory to be transferred, for leave to have such territory transferred to such county,"

THE KEY WORD IS TRANSFER NUMBNUTS. LAST I CHECKED THERE'S NO LINCOLN COUNTY IN THE AREAS IN QUESTION?
YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE UP A COUNTY EITHER.
START THINKNG W/YOUR DIPSTICK JIMMY!!

4/08/2009 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DOES IT MATTER ANYWAY? THE WHOLE COUNTYCITY AND COUNTRY ARE CRUMBLING!!ROME IS BURNING AND YOU WILL CONTIUNUE TO PAY FOR THOSE THAT CAN NOT OR WILL NOT!FACE IT FOLKS IT WILL BE MEXICO HERE IN THE USA IN LESS THAN 10 YEARS!!SO ENJOY THE SCREWING THAT YOU GETTING NOW BY TODD DALEY OBAMMA AND THE REST OF THE LIBERAL ASSES! THEY GIVE NOTHING BACK -DONT SERVE IN THE MILITARY OR POLICE.THEY JUST TAKE FROM HARDWORKING CITIZENS> IF WE WERE ILLEGALS WE WOULD HAVE HAD A CONTRACT A LONG TIME AGO!!!

4/08/2009 10:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Supposedly former state senator Wendell Jones had a plan and bills to create a new county many years ago, but it obviously didn't happen. The same option exists today at the state level, assuming the votes could be found.

Suzzi Bassi and Matt Murphy (State Rep and Senator for Palatine area) supposedly have bills up that would remove the requirement for the 'rest of the county' to approve a secession. At least the local newspaper said so. I'm writing them both to encourage it.

Another option would be to just let Chicago become its own festering pustule of a county along with any neighboring municipalities that choose to stick with it.

4/08/2009 11:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"THE KEY WORD IS TRANSFER NUMBNUTS. LAST I CHECKED THERE'S NO LINCOLN COUNTY IN THE AREAS IN QUESTION?
YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE UP A COUNTY EITHER.
START THINKNG W/YOUR DIPSTICK JIMMY!!

4/08/2009 09:25:00 PM"



So, transfer to an adjacent county.

Problem solved.

4/09/2009 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They will try to drive any decent citizen out of this county. We are taxed up the ass, with nothing in return. We get the worst service possible. They do not want to give cpd contracts, but they have money for the Olympics. Where does all the money go? Do they think that decent people survive on hot chips and grape pop, like the ghetto rats? Real people actually care about their family’s education and health, and its takes real money to accomplish that, not a government check.

4/09/2009 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"On 9 Apr 09 John Kass will on WGN radio 720 AM. From 9-11 P.M. The topic is about Chicago being the most corrupt city in the USA."

John KASS should be on Fox news with Hannity. Hannity would love hearing John out.

Kass is probadly many of us read this trash trib now. Once a great paper, now left wing crap.

4/09/2009 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another option would be to just let Chicago become its own festering pustule of a county along with any neighboring municipalities that choose to stick with it.
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not a bad idea. make chicago its own county and break up the rest of cook county and apportion it to adjoining counties.

4/09/2009 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While they're at it, maybe the suburbs could look into doing away with the whole Township government system.

Whatever purpose it once served is long gone. A lot of the services that keep them in business are ones they created when it became clear they were becoming obsolete.

Just another taxing body, stealing your money.

4/09/2009 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While they're at it, maybe the suburbs could look into doing away with the whole Township government system.
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Urban township government is something that probably should be eliminated. They serve a solid purpose in rural areas, but are just an extra lawyer of government in urban areas.

4/10/2009 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we convince the shit wards in the south and west to do the same?

Just grandfather in all the City employees and let the failures that are the aldercreatures out there incorporate and run their own little fiefdoms.

4/10/2009 11:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must be good to have Chicago sucking down all of resources in Cook County.

4/11/2009 01:39:00 PM  

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