Blog 501?
So has John Henry and Pat Camden's embarrassment of a Department blog finally collapsed? We'd check it, but we don't give them traffic as a matter of policy. We'll get a homeless bum at the library to check it out and report back.
In the meantime, this is popping up in the comment sections:
In the meantime, this is popping up in the comment sections:
- Blog501 is going online in order to provide CPD members with credible news, accurate information and an open and honest forum to post questions. J-Fed asks that you put in your PC# to post comments. This will be a VERY significant blog. Not like that other insignificant one.
Mike Masters
So the Department is starting another blog? Credible news, accurate information and an open, honest forum for questions? And all you have to do is enter your PC#? Hahahaha!!! Oh lord. Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
Um...wasn't that what J-Fed's Town Hall Meeting were for? Are they admitting that everything that came before was bullshit, lies, smoke and mirrors?
Between Shaved, SecondCitySarge, Rue and your humble servants here, you get the real pulse of the Department 24-7-365. The Department doesn't want any of us to have credible, accurate or timely information. The Department wants mushrooms - raised in the dark and fed horseshit. Weis, Brust, Masters and the rest don't even have to send out to the stables for their Grade-A horse crap.
UPDATE: According to our homeless correspondent, the "official" Department blog is still up and running. Of course, it hasn't been updated since the 15 April. And it didn't even have a single remembrance for Officer Valadez. Not one. For that reason alone, the "official" blog should be put out of its misery. It's an embarrassment. And Henry and Camden ought to be ashamed.
Um...wasn't that what J-Fed's Town Hall Meeting were for? Are they admitting that everything that came before was bullshit, lies, smoke and mirrors?
Between Shaved, SecondCitySarge, Rue and your humble servants here, you get the real pulse of the Department 24-7-365. The Department doesn't want any of us to have credible, accurate or timely information. The Department wants mushrooms - raised in the dark and fed horseshit. Weis, Brust, Masters and the rest don't even have to send out to the stables for their Grade-A horse crap.
UPDATE: According to our homeless correspondent, the "official" Department blog is still up and running. Of course, it hasn't been updated since the 15 April. And it didn't even have a single remembrance for Officer Valadez. Not one. For that reason alone, the "official" blog should be put out of its misery. It's an embarrassment. And Henry and Camden ought to be ashamed.
Labels: from the comments, rumors
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
99 Comments:
Jon Lovey on the news again..telling..falshoods. Mutt gets 21 million dollar settlement from city. Witnesses recanted testimony after being threatened by gang leaders..that fact was not allowed for the jury to hear..so mutt gets 21 million...............
YOu know what else the jury didn't get to hear thanks to the judge? The mutt is currently in federal custody on a dope case!!!
Hang in there retired buddy RG. You did nothing wrong. It will be appealed. We're all behind you.
Does Bog 501 need an Ace Reporter??
Phil could use the bucks.
"Blog501 is going online in order to provide CPD members with credible news, accurate information and an open and honest forum to post questions. J-Fed asks that you put in your PC# to post comments."
Imitation is the sincerest form of wishing that the glaring, unvarnished truth about a disintegrating city run by a clinically insane mayor would go away.
What a bunch of shit.
Typical.
This could be fun. Now how do I get a hold of some exempt PC numbers? I got some shit to say to J-Fed.
I want a cr# on that blog for having MASTERS on it.
Put in my Pc so I can get a CR for typing masters. Fuck u masters
They are all fuckin 501!
Can we organize the next march on city hall on the new blog?
Mike Masters
The Department wants mushrooms - raised in the dark and fed horseshit.
Fucking hillarious!
Yea ok! Blog from 35th street enter your pc! What kind of jagoffs are setting this bullshit up? Mike (Mikey boy) Masters? Come on goofs on 35th time is a wasting resign now! WOOOOOOOOO!
Picture this. The top dogs meeting and "thinking outside the box" to solve the morale problem:
"Hey boss, I know what we should do. These kids like the computers and stuff. They're always talking about that blog. Why don't we make a new blog of our own?"
"You see? That's the kind of stuff I'm talking about. Once we get our blog up, that SCC blog will fade away."
"We already got the checkerboard chat. It's not doing much."
"OK. You're just not being a team player. You need to think outside the box like dat guy over by dere what come up with dis blog idea."
"And [the official police web site] didn't even have a single remembrance for Officer Valadez."
Here's a little fact -- Officer Valadez' alleged killers, the humanoids Gaston and Walker, have somehow got Joel Brodsky for a lawyer -- yes, Drew Peterson's guy. This Brodsky was on TV the other night speaking in their behalf.
Can I still say "Fuck Daley" on the new blog?
Mike Masters
They're looking for IP addresses...
I admire them. I really do! They try, and try, and try their little hearts out.
So, uuummm, Bosses, uh, how’s that “re-inventing of the wheel” workin out for you? Just a few more corners should do the trick!
This real smart guy said “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”. (I think he worked somewhere in Area 1) You guys keep “re-inventing the wheel” and trying to make it better. Somehow, it just keeps getting worse, and worse, every time someone comes up with a new “Bright Idea”! How about this: STOP THINKING! That’s right, “Sir”, stop, right now! Every brain-storm that one of you gets fucks us up even more!
How about a real simple one for you: Just let us be the “Police”. Back us up, and let us do our job!
No more of this “Armed Revenue Collector” shit, no more “Social Worker” crap. Just what in the fuck does an “Event Number” do for the greater good of society? How does an “Out Door Roll-Call” stop crime?
Oh, yea, I'm going to TRUST YOU and YOUR INFORMATION on your "Propaganda 501". TRUST the same people who told us “GPS is for your safety”? TRUST the same people who told us “We have your back.” then throw one of us under the bus for a bullshit federal charge? TRUST the same people who told us in not so many words that the murder of our fellow officer is somehow our fault? YOU CAN’T EVEN COUNT TO “13,500” CORRECTLY, and you want us to TRUST you? At this point, thanks for insulting us, in your feeble attempts in thinking that we are really “That Dumb”! No thanks, boss, I think I’ll stick around the rest of the “insignificant” ones here, and have the ability to think for my self!
Note to unpublished commentator:
We deleted your comment because you dared us to. We can't pass that up.
Some of your criticism may have been legit, but so much of it was sycophantic 35th Street drivel, we might have let it go through just for the laughter factor.
So wipe off your chin and try again, this time without attacking us personally and without painting all of the men and women with legit beefs as malcontents. If you can. Because we really doubt your ability to do so.
While I'll agree that SCC does have/serve a legit purpose, "shaved" is a hate filled, mongrel blogger who hides behind a free speech doctrine.
Not only your PC#, but your CLEAR PASSWORD as well. Stay away !!
Remember the town hall meetings. Officers were promised the right to speak freely and they were punished. Now he promises freedom in blog501 the same promise. Trust the feds.
So wipe off your chin and try again, this time without attacking us personally and without painting all of the men and women with legit beefs as malcontents. If you can. Because we really doubt your ability to do so.
6/24/2009 05:00:00 AM
Thank you SCC. I don't know what the letter contained but I will say that I am not a malcontent for no reason. I am tired of the blatant hypocrisy and actual, tangible, unjust behavior towards myself personally and I know to many other officers, by those who are supposed to lead us. Not all of our leaders but by those who know who they are.
We at ADC, the nation's thirteenth largest manufacturer of sex toys, wish to join Kool-Aid as sponsors of your new "Blog 501".
After our search (CHICAGO POLICE PRIDE) on www.YouTube.com brought us your 2:18 video, it brought tears to our eyes.
As a morale builder, it was sheer inspirational genius. The clip also provides the viewer with a superb masturbatorial aid.
"Can we organize the next march on city hall on the new blog?
Mike Masters
6/24/2009 12:22:00 AM"
Uh, no.
What is really bullshit is that there are two overtime initiatives going on (taste of Chicago and Operation Safe City) and only people in the Bureau of Patrol can sign up for them. I smell a grievance. Before you bash me for being in a bureau other than patrol, it is a violation of OUR contract. If they can do it once, they will do it again or try some other bullshit to exclude you from something else.
And then they wonder why everyone is salty and doesn’t do shit for them. Clueless.
"User ID's will not be tracked" so they(our Department leaders) say,LMAO...Yeah ok..I believe you..not. All smoke and mirrors.
Hey SCC ---
On a personal note, let me say that I, for one, was on an emotional roller coaster yesterday when your server was down.
First, I logged on at midnight for the latest in SCC revelations and was left wanting. By about 0045 I was getting antsy. At 0100, I considered cancelling my subscription to SCC. By 0130 I figured you were off somewhere with some tawdry woman, totally ignoring my needs! I ate ice cream, and cried myself to sleep.
I woke up around 730 and checked for your update. Still nothing. I began to worry. What if something happened? What if he's in a hospital somewhere? I hope he remembered to put on clean underwear!
0800, 0830, 1020, 1200, 0200 and still nothing. I began to fear the worst... Daley found out SCC's true identity and he is now "sleeping with the fishes" ! ! !
I was so distraught, I forgot to stop at Starbucks after roll call. I began making plans to post comments elsewhere, but it would never be the same as it has been with you... and somehow I would feel guilty and it would feel dirty ! ! !
Imagine my elation when you finally showed up and it was all just a technicality! I knew in my heart that it wasn't over. I am finally feeling fulfilled again!
Thank you SCC, and don't do that to me again. I only have so many tears I can shed!
SCC, you guys and or gals are doing an excellent job keep it up. I do however have to say that john Henry is a good guy and would turn his back on the working copper. As for the new blog I don't know nor do I care. But, give John a play on here if you can, he was my former recruit.
HRI
How does one find the blog 501?
Google doesn't work.... and what is http://www.ponetwork.com/ it directs to Clearview an obvious dept site.....
An interested homeless suburban library patron.
Anonymous said...
"And [the official police web site] didn't even have a single remembrance for Officer Valadez."
Here's a little fact -- Officer Valadez' alleged killers, the humanoids Gaston and Walker, have somehow got Joel Brodsky for a lawyer -- yes, Drew Peterson's guy. This Brodsky was on TV the other night speaking in their behalf.
6/24/2009 12:29:00 AM
Brodske a pos, for peterson and now this,this sob hope he gets the grabber!
Anonymous said...
They're looking for IP addresses...
6/24/2009 01:26:00 AM
Tell em good luck! And masters get fucked kid!
I wanna see him stand by his comment that the pc # is only used to log in and will not be a part of a post unless you put it in when the first guy calls him a retard cocksucker that has no clue as to how to do his job.
PC0S....
It's really easy to get someone elses PC#.
They should hire that guy from Iraq to run that blog. Remember the one that kept telling people on Iraqi TV that the AMericans were not invading and that they were being defeated as American tanks were driving through Baghdad blowin shit up. He could moderate all the comments so they all would say how great things are and that there is no morale problem.
Good thing this insignificant
blog won't interfere with 501.
What's masters pc#.
Bring on the 11-501 blog.
Mikey Masters is a waste of skin. And just a spoiled little rich boy from Wilmette who wants to play the police and cant. Unbelievable! We got a poser like that on the job....what a disgrace!
Don't even bother to mention 501. No one is going to pay attention to it.
This blog dispenses a lot of unbiased information city wide. I know about bosses, districts, problems all over the city because of what appears on this blog.
SCC will continue to get 12,000 hits a day and 501 will get none. What part of that don't you understand?
Doucheblog 501...yeah, that's gonna do a lot to stop the violence.
I am just a citizen of the Republik of Chicago, so I don't know what "501" stands for in "Blog 501". But as somewhat of a geek though, I do know that the web page status code "501" signifies "Not Implemented: does not support the functionality required to fulfill the request." Coincidence? I think not.
(OT) CRIME IS DOWN? Look at blood supply, maybe they should be allowed to bleed out and save the blood for the good people gang bangers watch em bleed!
http://cbs2chicago.com/local/blood.shortage.stroger.2.1057069.html
ANYONE THAT LOGS ONTO ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE CLEAR SYSTEM TO PERFORM THEIR JOB IS A FOOL
Why would one log on (give thier pc# under the guise that it will not be used against you) and post any kind of comment?
DO NOT LOG ONTO ANYTHING AND USE YOUR PC#. NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES THEY (The Department) SAYS IT WON'T BE USED AGAINST YOU.
TRUST ME, IT WILL!
" Anonymous said...
"Blog501 is going online in order to provide CPD members with credible news, accurate information and an open and honest forum to post questions. J-Fed asks that you put in your PC# to post comments."
Sure i will !
I'll also give daley & the 50 thieves all my credit card numbers, and all my bank account information.
Go directly to the peckerhead that thought this BS up and make him take a piss/blood test. He has to be on something illegal !!!!!!!!!!
OT: Did anyone read the PAX 501 from the Weisel the other day? He was hinting on how we should take furlough days, wage freeze, and contribute more to our medical insurance coverage to avoid city employee lay offs. I say to the Weisel "FUCK YOU"!!! We have been fucked over more than any other city angency for a long time. Especially in the last two years without a contract or a pay raise yet State,County, and City taxes keep increasing and we still have to pay them.
I got an idea Weisel,since you are paid a double salary to do two jobs (Police Sup. & OEMC) and are only doing one of those jobs, why dont you give half of your salary back?? I wont give one thing back to this corupt city government nor should any city emloyee. NEVER FORGET BILL COZZI!!!
The only real Blog to read is Second City Cop.
Give back, are you out of your mind?!
How about getting rid of the rank of commander and have the captians run districts? Now that there are two chief's in patrol, group a & b, get rid of deputy chiefs, with captians reporting to chiefs. The same can be done in all bureaus.
Captians command large units, Lt's run small units and district watchs.
Come on dick, there is no reason there are sworn commanders in so many admin. units at HQ. Put civilians in all of them. Stop throwing away money for spots for
friends and family of yours and the 50 stooges.
To do this you just need to rewrite some GO's.
The bog501 is just another sour attempt by JPUD to try and convince people that he is a good superintendent.
Under his regime what have we gotten? GPS, In-car camera, Bill Cozzi, patrol stripped bare for units like MSF, bosses who are completely clueless on how to run a police department, an upper level administration who will throw its officers and supervisors under the bus any time there is a bit of controversey involving the police department, dwindling manpower which the department refuses to acknowledge, and the lowest morale of all time that JPUD and his exempts refuse to recognize.
Don't be fooled by what Masters and JPUD say on their Bullshit501 the working copper is far worse off today then he ever was in years past and everyone knows it, its just sad that our Daley appointed leaders don't have the balls to admit it and correct the problem.
Hey Masters and J-Fed, You don't have to look for mine. Just ask, I'll give it to you. I wouldn't want to see you chasing your tails . What are you going to do with it? Violate my right to freedom of speech? Just askin'
Ok, get a load of this. Our bosses in action!
After everything that has occurred in this city involving the Police Department / bad press, Lt. Eve M. Gushes and Chief E. Brown of the ever bitter Vice Unit are holding a on-duty, mandatory picnic at University of Illinois that will take place on Thursday 25 Jun. In her words an event that on-duty officers will be carried and or hours adjusted. And oh yes, she says drinking will be OK! This chick is on crack! Or in her words to promote good will among members of the unit. This clown has already cost the city millions and now She and Brown are starting on a escapade to have Police Officers put in jeopardy or fired. If anyone attends this from Vice or any other section of the department and drinks, they deserve what they get. IAD have a field day!
Thrown by Gushes paid for by VICE ( in more ways than one)
What is really bullshit is that there are two overtime initiatives going on (taste of Chicago and Operation Safe City) and only people in the Bureau of Patrol can sign up for them. I smell a grievance. Before you bash me for being in a bureau other than patrol, it is a violation of OUR contract. If they can do it once, they will do it again or try some other bullshit to exclude you from something else.
You are correct about the possibility of a grievance, but in all reality no one should be volunteering for these bs details just on general principles. Sure it pays time and a half but is $ 300 going to make or break anyone. In order to send a message no one and I mean no one should be volunteering for any type of detail just to let the powers that be we are tired of being dumped on. Trust me when I say $300 will not make or break any of us. But, if the city can not fill the man power needs that they are trying to do by going around the contract, the powers that be will be if for a long stressful summer without the smoke and mirrors that they have been living by for way to long.
Anonymous said...
The only real Blog to read is Second City Cop.
6/24/2009 03:01:00 PM
You mean there are other blogs?
05:48 AM
The First Amendment goes both ways as you liberal a--holes always seem to forget. You don't like it, too bad. It doesn't fit your agenda, too bad. We have listened to liberals hiding behind the First Amendment for too long to remember.
Just remember when you try to take away our First Amendment rights, there is the Second (and most important) Amendment. Think about it!
To whoever's suggesting using Masters' PC number...
He doesn't HAVE one? Remember, he ain't SWORN.
Give me a frigin break, if those of you that want to speak your thoughts over there, nice knowing ya... probably the start of the merit list.
If I want tall tales and bullshit, we can get a keg and sit on the boat...
GOT TO LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chicago Police officials are hoping to hire up to 150 officers this year with federal grant money, Supt. Jody Weis said Tuesday.
In the meantime, Weis is putting about 300 additional officers on the street this summer by shifting them from desk jobs
OK, WHAT THIS MEANS IS THAT ALL YOU LAZY FU*CKS THAT BEEN ON VACATION AT 35TH ST HQ IT'S YOUR TIME TO DEMONSTRATE ALL YOU KNOW NO MORE HIDING IN A SQUARE BOX AND USING YOUR COMPUTER TO BLOG. HAHAHA HOPE YOU FAT ASS*S FIT INTO YOUR UNIFORMS.
C YAH IN THE STREETS!!!!!
Anonymous said...
ANYONE THAT LOGS ONTO ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE CLEAR SYSTEM TO PERFORM THEIR JOB IS A FOOL
Why would one log on (give thier pc# under the guise that it will not be used against you) and post any kind of comment?
DO NOT LOG ONTO ANYTHING AND USE YOUR PC#. NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES THEY (The Department) SAYS IT WON'T BE USED AGAINST YOU.
TRUST ME, IT WILL!
6/24/2009 12:50:00 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I forgot to add:
Mike Masters told to write this.
Way to go Mike Masters.
You are a tool Mike Masters.
Anonymous said...
(OT) CRIME IS DOWN? Look at blood supply, maybe they should be allowed to bleed out and save the blood for the good people gang bangers watch em bleed!
http://cbs2chicago.com/local/blood.shortage.stroger.2.1057069.html
6/24/2009 12:42:00 PM
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Look at how many times Lifesource has been in Units for blood drives in the past 6 months.
Can anyone obtain WEISel's
PC and password here? I'd love to log into 'BLOG501' using THAT before I post!!
i logged on to "501" and entered my credit card info. anything else?
Problem is anyone can look up anyone else's PC number by doing a Alpha/Star query. Look up Master's Pc and post it. We'll all use his to bitch.
FYI - If you go to the website, they are taking a poll if officers want polo shirts. The latest resuts are 85% want the polo shirts.
I am just a citizen of the Republik of Chicago, so I don't know what "501" stands for in "Blog 501". But as somewhat of a geek though, I do know that the web page status code "501" signifies "Not Implemented: does not support the functionality required to fulfill the request." Coincidence? I think not.
6/24/2009 12:32:00 PM
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It's kind of funny that the 501 message on a computer means does not support etc., but the title, PAX 501 has always been designated as a communication from the superintendent.
I checked out the blog just to see if it was as professional as they were implying. That blog reads and looks like some kids put it together. For chrissakes. I don't see what the difference between it and that other chat blog the department had. All posts and comments were censored so that propaganda could flourish. This one, all posts and comments are censored.... etc. Don't see any difference with this cartoon like site. Same shit. Different day. Yaaawwwn.
Blog501 sounds like the American Hunters and Shooters Assosciation.
It's hard to believe that the morons who run this zoo actually think anyone still has any trust in them. Only a total fool would supply ID info to these rats on their promise never to use it against you. BTW, is Brust male or female? I saw "it" recently in person, for the first time and my skin crawled.
It's really easy to get someone elses PC#.
6/24/2009 10:27:00 AM
Yeah, but the rub is in the passwords.
""OT: Did anyone read the PAX 501 from the Weisel the other day? He was hinting on how we should take furlough days, wage freeze, and contribute more to our medical insurance coverage to avoid city employee lay offs.""
All he did was cut and paste selected verses from the mayors 3 page letter that hit your district about a week ago. Nothing new.
Can anyone tell me if Mike Masters is related in anyway to the infamous attorney Allen Masters? Where did this guy Mike Masters come from and how did he obtain his position within the your police department?
The Jody Weis Book-of-the-Month Club selection for July is:
"ON BULLSHIT" - Harry G. Frankfurt, Princeton University Press (2005)
ISBN 0-691-12294-6
You have a homeless correspondent?
Is that like SCC's version of Stuttering John?
and you have to enter a PC number? Yeah like THOSE comments arent monitored and those responsible SPANKED.
calm down Masters Im not talking about spanking YOU.Ya beast.
Hey, Charlie Brown, come over and kick this football. I'll hold it for you.
No Lucy, the last 400 times you said that, you pulled it away at the last second.
Trust me Charlie, I promise I won't do it again.
O.K., here goes. Aghhhhh, thump, you lied to me again.
Wait a minute, is that Weis dressed up like Lucy?
Sound familiar?
PC number?..Feed usmushrooms? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.....
Oh man! That was good SCC! Luv it!
All that laughing! Better than a laxative! I'm going to have a bowel movement now buddy!...
"shaved" is a hate filled, mongrel blogger who hides behind a free speech doctrine.
______________________
GOD BLESS HIM,.
I for one will visit and post to the new blog. I'll post everything that they want to hear, just like they're expecting.
I'll explain how I completely support parking police vehicles legally at all times, POWER testing for carbine use (even though I disagree with nasty weapons like that,) how I believe that the department has our backs, that the Olympics is a great idea, and how the Honorable Mayor Daley is infallible.
I should be in the policy group in a week and on a merit list in two. So long suckers. I'm cashing in.
OOOO RAH! Oh yeah, I love the Marines. And whatever branch Pat Daley found himself in.
Mike Masters. Mike Masters. Mike Masters.
FYI - If you go to the website, they are taking a poll if officers want polo shirts. The latest resuts are 85% want the polo shirts.
6/24/2009 07:50:00 PM
Polo Shirts cut crime in HALF!!
I said I wanted to play polo, not wear a polo shirt.
Hey Mike Masters...what is it exactly that you do ?
Does anyone know what that spoiled self entitled mayoral suckassing snitch Mike Masters does? outside of being Daley's junior pet rodent and get CR's everytime his miserable name ( Mike Masters) is mentioned on this blog?
Hey Mike Masters do you go home and excite yourself watching the Bourne series wishing you could be THAT GUY ?
Anonymous said...
To whoever's suggesting using Masters' PC number...
He doesn't HAVE one? Remember, he ain't SWORN.
6/24/2009 05:09:00 PM
____________________________
You don't need to be sworn to have a PC number.
"OK. You're just not being a team player. You need to think outside the box like dat guy over by dere what come up with dis blog idea."
6/24/2009 12:28:00 AM
almost pissed myself! great stuff
While I'll agree that SCC does have/serve a legit purpose, "shaved" is a hate filled, mongrel blogger who hides behind a free speech doctrine.
6/24/2009 05:48:00 AM
#1 - no one asked of you your worthless opinion on SCC. The numbers (daily visitors) speak for themselves.
#2 - your opinions of Shaved are similarly irrelevant
Anonymous said...
I am just a citizen of the Republik of Chicago, so I don't know what "501" stands for in "Blog 501". But as somewhat of a geek though, I do know that the web page status code "501" signifies "Not Implemented: does not support the functionality required to fulfill the request." Coincidence? I think not.
6/24/2009 12:32:00 PM
___________________________________
It's kind of funny that the 501 message on a computer means does not support etc., but the title, PAX 501 has always been designated as a communication from the superintendent.
6/24/2009 07:56:00 PM
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The Pax 501 has for decades been the pax # for the Superintendent.
Hence, whenever a supt wanted to send a msg. to the troops they titled it PAX 501
Anonymous said...
Ok, get a load of this. Our bosses in action!
After everything that has occurred in this city involving the Police Department / bad press, Lt. Eve M. Gushes and Chief E. Brown of the ever bitter Vice Unit are holding a on-duty, mandatory picnic at University of Illinois that will take place on Thursday 25 Jun. In her words an event that on-duty officers will be carried and or hours adjusted. And oh yes, she says drinking will be OK! This chick is on crack! Or in her words to promote good will among members of the unit. This clown has already cost the city millions and now She and Brown are starting on a escapade to have Police Officers put in jeopardy or fired. If anyone attends this from Vice or any other section of the department and drinks, they deserve what they get. IAD have a field day!
Thrown by Gushes paid for by VICE ( in more ways than one)
6/24/2009 04:40:00 PM
I hope the press monitors this mandatory party. Ordered to attend a party! Is Gushes that desperate for attention? This is a future leader.
9:58 PM
Plenty of copies of Frankfurt's "ON BULLSHIT" available at the Chicago Public Library. You can also buy it on eBay and Amazon for less than $5.
Jody Boy swears by it as a life changing read.
I didn't know that Fort Fellatio had a library.
For the uninitiated, "PAX 501" is the CPD intradepartmental phone number for the Office of the Superintendent (Weis). Now our "leader" has expanded to "BLOG 501".
A "Ten 1" is the highest priority call: "Police Officer Needs Help" (possibly Officer Down). Its NYPD counterpart is a "Ten-13".
After responding to radio assignments, a "19-P" (as in Paul) is radio jargon indicating the beat car is now clear and in service with the most common code combination: "Other Miscellaneous/Other Police Service" completed.
A "CR Number" is a "complaint register" number of a complaint against police officer(s), commonly referred to a "a beef".
Secret meetings, another reason not to trust J-Fed or the Feds. Recently we have been told that Sgt. Watson has been order by O’Grady to work a project with the Feds. From the sounds of it this has to do with some back door dealings with the higher ups and the Feds. Sgt. be careful with this group of Feds there’s a Fed that will drop a dime on you in a heart beat. Just ask the guys that have worked with the Feds over at HIDTA.
6/24; 7:59 AM
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3....3 More shot in 022 this morning....When is Someone gonna realize that the clown(s) @ 35th St need to go, so we can get back to Real Police Work
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I found a song that very accurately depicts the sentiment of most of us towards this department:
"doctor my eyes" by Jackson Browne
kinda says it all. Let me know what you think. I heard it on the way home last night and it made COMPLETE sense to me.
CPD 501 = "Baghdad Bob" Anyone remember him?
ROFL!!!
"Never underestimate the mystical power of bestowing oral sex as a quid pro quo for a promotion or plum assignment." - Aristotle
"CA$H, CA$H, CA$H and more CA$H..." - anonymous Chicago politician
TO: the Jackson Browne fan
The CPD has been "RUNNING ON EMPTY" since Daley took office.
It's only gotten worse.
I hope the press monitors this mandatory party. Ordered to attend a party! Is Gushes that desperate for attention? This is a future leader.
I hope the press monitors you for being a rat. You dont like it leave your phone call unit. You will get no sympathy with your take home car and the other perks you get. Grow a pair and quit being a whiney snitch bitch. And you can say what U want about E B but he always bakced the wroking police and didnt play the race card. Just ask the M/2's he made meritorious.
It speaks volumes when one can't go to their leader(s) and talk to them without fear of ramifications.
Not good at all.
We are still waiting for what is to become of Mike Masters for carrying a firearm. He is just a civilian. Should have been arrested
Polo shirts....Ya, OK all you hair gel police. You are getting ZERO respect now wearing your moldy ass baseball cap all broken down and backwards along with your FIJI water bottle sticking out of your
cargo pants. Why? because you look like shit and act like you are the coolest MF'r out there. There used to be a full length mirror in all roll call rooms with the quote: "DOES YOUR APPEARANCE COMMAND RESPECT?" above it.
Now, do you think you will get more or less respect wearing a polo shirt with your mustard stains on the front and hanging out in the back, with your star number embroidered on it?
Do you INSTANTLY recognize SWAT the SECOND you see them come out of a gangway? NO, because they wear army fatigues, not anything close to our regular uniform, and you are probably lucky to see them at most once a month. Wearing the 'round crown' w/ checkerboard gives you instant recognition...A bassackwards baseball cap does not.
Think about safety and commanding respect sometime, not only comfort.
FYI - If you go to the website, they are taking a poll if officers want polo shirts. The latest resuts are 85% want the polo shirts.
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What's 85% of seven people who voted?
JULY 16th MEMORIAL PICNIC FOR ERIC LEE AND ALEJANDRO VALADEZ $25.00 PER FAMILY ALL THE FOOD AND DRINK YOU WANT AND PLENTY OF ACTIVITIES FOR THE KIDS IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT. NORTHWEST CORNER OF 83RD AND WESTERN WE KICKOFF AT 11AM TILL SUNDOWN!!! CALL 7TH DISTRICT FOR TICKETS ANYONE WHO ANSWERS THE PHONE CAN DIRECT YOU TO WHOM YOU NEED TO SPEAK WITH
As long as you have a nice pair of Gucci loafers, you can make any attire look good.
John Henry is out of news affair and detailed to the Academy...he's teaching that new Searches and seizures class ..,,!!! Go figure.,,
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