The Revolt Begins Quietly
- The growing ire over Chicago's parking meters took on yet another dimension Thursday when roughly 50 coin-fed meters were vandalized in the two North Side neighborhoods of Uptown and Ravenswood.
The damage included globs of goo smeared on the parking meters or left to dry in the coin slots. The vandals also wrote the words "SLAVE" and "KILL COPS" on a few of the meters' display windows in black marker. Many display windows were completed covered by silver spray paint.
The goo obstructing the coin slots was likely an adhesive thought to be glue or putty, Chicago police said.
The putty is removable, and the meter usable if a motorist has "something to scrape it with," Chicago police spokesman Robert Perez said.
The media has done such a fine job of painting cops as bad guys that the "meter revolt" thinks we actually control the meters, set the fines and write tickets. While we're sure they are out there, most cops don't really give a shit about the meters. There's too much other stuff to write.
In any case, irate citizens are using wadded up gum, putty, expandable sprays, etc., to jam up the meters. It's obvious to anyone paying attention that a line has been crossed in many eyes. Maybe it's the blatant selling of city assets, the incompetency that accompanies fixed contracts, the insiders profiting once again in the middle of a recession, who knows?
But we'll opine that there aren't many cops looking too hard for the perps.
In any case, irate citizens are using wadded up gum, putty, expandable sprays, etc., to jam up the meters. It's obvious to anyone paying attention that a line has been crossed in many eyes. Maybe it's the blatant selling of city assets, the incompetency that accompanies fixed contracts, the insiders profiting once again in the middle of a recession, who knows?
But we'll opine that there aren't many cops looking too hard for the perps.
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posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
99 Comments:
DONT 4 GET UR COMMANDER IS GOING TO INSIST U GO FOR A FELONY UPGRADE IF U CATCH SOMEONE DAMAGING THE PRIVATE COMPANIES METERS.
LET THE TMA HANDLE IT THEY CAN DO R JOBS .... SARCASM
Meter-schmeeter. Let the Chicago Tea Party begin.
Washers work the best......
now if someone would just spray paint over the lenses for the red light cameras I would have some more criminals to chase down.
2 pcs of gum wrapped around a penny and stuffed in the slit works just fine.
The sheep are finally waking up..
IT HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
the big migration from shitcago starts now
Can anyone else feel it happening?????????????????
Which would be more effective? Crazy Glue or a turkey baster with hydrocloric acid?
If there is any chance that Daley's son and his nephew Vanecko
will be exposed publicly and face any type of jail time, rest assured, Daley will cut a deal with the Feds to not run for re-election if they drop the case on his son......
'Stuff'.
It expands and fills in all the empty voids.
Slightly OT: The parking enforcement people were walking around Taylor St. at 2230 hours tonite writing tickets. These guys had on blue jeans and T-shirt with glow in the dark vests that said parking on them. They had the big nine volt battery flashlights. They wondering into enemy territory too.
This is what we get when we do not fight back, and civilians get police power of any sort.
The great FOP at work. What should expect? The can not even negotiate a contract. No raise no retro.
Good for you! Keep up the good work.
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I just want to know one thing! Why do the police enforce the parking meter's owned by a private company. Next you guys will be collecting from dead beat dads for child care payments. Dont the police have better things to do? Like look for seatbelt violators?
The damage included globs of goo smeared on the parking meters or left to dry in the coin slots
The putty is removable, and the meter usable if a motorist has "something to scrape it with," Chicago police spokesman Robert Perez said.
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Somebody, and rather quickly, needs to figure out, and publicly disseminate, a substance(s) that CAN'T be easily scraped from a meter by anyone dumb enough to even entertain the very thought.
If these vandals keep this pace up, the Daley Crime Enterprise will be selling "Parking Meter Goo Scrapers" at $100 a pop, delivered annually with your City sticker.
I hope this crew of malcontents has conserved some of their energy and rationed some of their vandalism supplies to launch the next strike against the red light cameras.
If I were a devious lad, I'd suggest Liquid Nails as a means to an end in this matter; the expandable "Great Stuff" foam is too easily removed.
On a lighter note, I heard the 5th floor has already "tapped" the Keesing Bandit - recovering precious information from him regarding the removal of "globs of goo smeared in slots".
JUST WAIT untill the new speed cameras are in place.
think it's tuff getting anywhere quick in the city now ?
this is a TAX REVOLT and these actions will be more frequent going foreward.
Cool Hand Luke? Is that you?
Hahahahahahahaha.
Fuck you Daley. And you too Masters.
The Parking Meter Lease is another example of business as usual in the City of Chicago. It is amazing how the spokesperson (Avis Lavelle)for the Meter Company used to be Daley's Press Secretary and also worked for Clinton. Not too many connections.
Feb 22, 2011 - next Mayoral Election in Chicago
Do NOT let this parking meter thing die! Keep reminding everyone of Daley's corruption.
Read John Kass for June 4, 2009
"Daley's Parking Meter Deal: Shortshanks' House of Cards?"
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/chi-kass-04-jun04,0,1439586.column
They dumped a good for shit mayor in Denver, we can do it here. Keep up the pressure and all creative types out there, start making Youtube videos reminding people of what they are suffering through at the hands of Daley.
Don't you think we are living "1984"? To counter the vandalism more cameras and facial recognition programs to weed out the resistance. All in the name of REVENUE. "Praise be to the Company." Perhaps this is one giant social-psychology experiment into home much BS will the people take. Kind of like jacking up gas prices to find the optimum point for profits and see what the "sheep" will do. We have allowed goverment to regulate and tax every facet of our lives. Coupled with technology it will only grow worse, not better. Ted Kaczynski where are you?
What we have here, is,
A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE!
Is it true that city workers are repairing these meters for the private company? Even if the company pays the city for their time, it takes away from their doing city work on city owned property. Maybe (Maybe? LOL) it is time for layoffs in the streets dept.
THIS IS ONE CRIMINAL ACT THAT BRINGS A SMILE TO MY FACE.....
Revolution Calling.....YOU!
not sure of the name....plumbers use it to seal pipes. but you mix two "putties" together, and a chemical reaction occurs and the newly formed substance is as hard as concrete...Stick that in you METER and smoke it!!!!!
Aldergoof Ed Burke has proposed to raise the fine on red light cameras $25. That is for an on-line traffic school. $50 is someone fails or does not attend.
Once you let the Department of Revenue in, there is no limit to what they can get out of you in the future. Just like the "only $2.00 a paycheck for medical insurance." Look out for something equally insidious in the next contract proposal.
Shortshanks is saving up OUR MONEY to tempt us with a retro check to make us sign on the dotted line. We have to make the politicians FEAR US. Look out, don't be fooled and stay safe.
Two words - Gorilla Glue
So now we will do seat belt and parking meter scrapper missions.
If you dont diplay a parking meter scraper on your dash board its a ticket. Why do people keep voting these idots in?
Any cop who would lock up a meter rebel is an enemy of the constitution.
Speed cameras are here boys and girls, saw them on western ave a couple of months ago! Have fun
WHOOOOAHHH! Damn thats a nice picture! How much 200.00 Ouch!! Do i at least get a frame
To 6/05/2009 12:52:00 AM
Turkey bastards? Quit insulting my Irish relatives!!!!
i have never and will never write a parker for an expired meter.
I would imagine that the acid would eat though the baster...
The putty is removable, and the meter usable if a motorist has "something to scrape it with," Chicago police spokesman Robert Perez said.
What? And expose myself to something like H1N1 or any other disease by scraping a foreign substance off of a meter?
Thank goodness for cell phone cameras, because there's the defense: "Your honor, would you have touched this 'goo' yourself?"
Wait til they try taking our weapons away.
Like the new commercial on "free" tv endlessly repeats...'It's on"
The mayor is finally reaping what he's sown in the city. His greed and back room antics for more money and continued corruption are whiplashing on him.
Citizens have no respect for the police because they emmulate the little pimpy mayor.
Government officials beat paying taxes, Springfield is out of control, but most importantly Chicago is outrageous and blatant about flaunting total disregard for the taxpaying citizens.
Daley is selling the city away, his hands are in everyones pockets, he's cut services, has created a sanctuary for illegal aliens on the backs of the taxpayer once again, ... when will it end?
Well, looks like the vigilante reaction is just what the mayor has ordered.
Every meter I see destroyed I think , it's a fair reaction.
He's lucky it's not worse. But wait. My money is on the bad guys escalation due to the fact that daley has ruined the CPD as well.
There won't be an honest response to crimes by a department who've been disrespected by a corrupt mayor and his ilk, Burke, Volpe, pud, et al.
Murder City, Detroit II, Shitcago
these name callings come first then the rest follows.
perhaps it istime to print up dump daley bumper stickers???
perhaps chalkie could get creative with design??
never too soon to start the revolt..family and friends can drive around city and burbs with the signs..
I saw it. Maybe 70 meters.
The question for the next seargeant's test. What is the peoper case report heading for this?
NON-CRIMINAL INVOLVING PERSONS
It is not a crime. It is an act of political dissent and free speech. It is non-criminal involving persons. Not even non-criminal involving property, because the motivation was not property-related, but free speech and political dissent.
SSC I HAVE A SOLUTION DO WHAT I DO I HOPE IN DUPAGE AND KANE COUNTY. LOWER SALES TAXES AND FREE PAQRKING ALSO DOWNTOEN ELMHURST,ILL THE PARKING IS FREE.
RUDY GUILIANI FOR MAYOR 2011.
The amazing thing is that 2 retired coppers using a ninty-nine cent calculator took all of 5 miniutes to figure out the taxpayers were getting ripped off on this deal, and all these aldermen with hugh staffs couldn't figure this one out??
Off-topic, and kind of restating the obvious (to most of us who following along here anyway) but still enjoyed it:
Chicago doesn't deserve 2016 Olympics: Blatantly corrupt or simply stupid? City unworthy of 2016 Games
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/telander/1608451,CST-SPT-rick05.article
"Which would be more effective? Crazy Glue or a turkey baster with hydrocloric acid?"
Both. The Crazy Glue slows down the repairman, giving the acid more time to work.
re: Red light cameras.
The city is already trying to raise the fine (essentially another tax) for running one of these lights and also wants to make drivers attend a "red light safety course". You know they'll want a fee (another tax) for this course. Stand up now, citizens!
rb
The red light cameras run continuously, i.e. they're "filming" constantly.
They can be focused and aimed remotely. Video travels via the internet. If you are going to do anything (which no one is recommending, of course), avoid getting in front of the camera.
Since the city won't take criminal damage reports on cars hit by eggs during halloween, does this mean obscuring a camera lens with an egg (thus forcing someone to come out and clean it) won't be a criminal act?
"The putty is removable, and the meter usable if a motorist has 'something to scrape it with," Chicago police spokesman Robert Perez said."
The man is serious.
How much are they paying this character?
Oh, sure, I'll get right on it. I'll get my house keys all full of someone else's dirty chewing gum or something. I have nothing better to do.
Idiot.
"Cool Hand Luke? Is that you?
--6/05/2009 04:45:00 AM
"What we have here...is a failure...to communicate."
Heard that the red light cameras are bringing in $47 million per year for the Daley Crime Family.
I read the back of the gorilla glue bottlethe other day while I was doing some fix-it stuff around the house.
"After clamping, glue will expand 3-4 times..."
hmmmm....
Spray foam insulation in any coin slot. Guaranteed to send it back to the repair shop.
Liquid Nails and Gorilla Glue work well too.
I'm just saying...
On a lighter note, I heard the 5th floor has already "tapped" the Keesing Bandit - recovering precious information from him regarding the removal of "globs of goo smeared in slots".
6/05/2009 02:19:00 AM
anyone else notice that harrison lifer (aka westside, inside do nothing) never makes any sense, and always seems to post after a little too much drinky drinky! Time to lay off the sauce and spend some time with the fam!!!
This could be Mayor Daley's and Alderman's, Boston tea party and out with all the bums!
I have some goo I would like to place in those meters.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Im to busy trying to control the riot that is dismissal time at the local high school. What a joke I cant wait for school to be out at least all the animals arent gathered in one place and then released at once then.
They are even using the expanding foam for homes it works really well, goes in easy expands and pop goes daleys criminalistic meters!
Anonymous said...
not sure of the name....plumbers use it to seal pipes. but you mix two "putties" together, and a chemical reaction occurs and the newly formed substance is as hard as concrete...Stick that in you METER and smoke it!!!!!
6/05/2009 07:51:00 AM
That would be epoxy and it is tough as steel when hard! Kinda of like the keesing bandits thing!
I forgot MASTERS!! Go git em iad rats!
"I have some goo I would like to place in those meters.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
6/05/2009 04:27:00 PM"
Enough for every meter?
"anyone else notice that harrison lifer (aka westside, inside do nothing) never makes any sense, and always seems to post after a little too much drinky drinky! Time to lay off the sauce and spend some time with the fam!!!
6/05/2009 03:31:00 PM"
Jealous?
The Keesing Bandit said...
I have some goo I would like to place in those meters.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
6/05/2009 04:27:00 PM
Don't leave your own DNA in there for Christ sake!
Anonymous said...
Heard that the red light cameras are bringing in $47 million per year for the Daley Crime Family.
6/05/2009 12:11:00 PM
How long before someone starts taking out the red light cameras? A .22cal rifle ought to do it. Just saying.
Anonymous said...
The red light cameras run continuously, i.e. they're "filming" constantly.
They can be focused and aimed remotely. Video travels via the internet. If you are going to do anything (which no one is recommending, of course), avoid getting in front of the camera.
Since the city won't take criminal damage reports on cars hit by eggs during halloween, does this mean obscuring a camera lens with an egg (thus forcing someone to come out and clean it) won't be a criminal act?
6/05/2009 11:48:00 AM
I fail to see how an egg, made of organic matter, damages property. I wouldn't waste an egg on red light cameras. But dog shit, now that is surely worthwhile.
anyone else notice that harrison lifer (aka westside, inside do nothing) never makes any sense, and always seems to post after a little too much drinky drinky! Time to lay off the sauce and spend some time with the fam!!!
6/05/2009 03:31:00 PM
yes I have noticed that! You have to wonder when such silly nonsense is ALWAYS being posted after 1AM... Drunk blogging; should be a crime!
On a lighter note, I heard the 5th floor has already "tapped" the Keesing Bandit - recovering precious information from him regarding the removal of "globs of goo smeared in slots".
6/05/2009 02:19:00 AM
anyone else notice that harrison lifer (aka westside, inside do nothing) never makes any sense, and always seems to post after a little too much drinky drinky! Time to lay off the sauce and spend some time with the fam!!!
6/05/2009 03:31:00 PM
SOUNDS LIKE SUM1'S JEALOUS OF WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SOME OF THE FUNNIEST/MORE INTELLIGENT CONTRIBUTIONS MADE HERE. AND THAT SUM1 ALSO IS TOO MUCH A PUNK/SISSY TO POST HIS/HER NAME/SCREEN NAME. JUST ANOTHER REASON THIS JOB AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE
- #17834
OT but not really: Rick Telander wrote a really good article in the Sun-Times today (June 5) on why Chicago should NOT get the 2016 Olympics.
His description of Chicago as run by the Daley Crime Family is fantastic prose and right on target:
"The City of Chicago, led by Mayor Daley and a vast and tumorous army of aldermen and bagmen and yesmen and opportunists and spineless, parasitic political-machine halfwits of forms never seen outside the roiling cesspool of governmental slop-trough greed, has proven itself unworthy of something as potentially delicious and fulfilling as the 2016 Olympic Games."
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I just love that sentence, it is so perfect in it's description of Chicago as run by Daley, the Capo di tutti capi.
Read the entire article here:
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/telander/1608451,CST-SPT-rick05.article
Aldergoof Ed Burke has proposed to raise the fine on red light cameras $25. That is for an on-line traffic school. $50 is someone fails or does not attend.
Once you let the Department of Revenue in, there is no limit to what they can get out of you in the future. Just like the "only $2.00 a paycheck for medical insurance." Look out for something equally insidious in the next contract proposal.
Shortshanks is saving up OUR MONEY to tempt us with a retro check to make us sign on the dotted line. We have to make the politicians FEAR US. Look out, don't be fooled and stay safe.
6/05/2009 07:54:00 AM
Our office went up for grabs when a co-worker brought in the paper with that headline. I could have told the media a LONG time ago they could sell more product by bashing the idiot politicians.
---not a cop
Anonymous said...
I saw it. Maybe 70 meters.
The question for the next seargeant's test. What is the peoper case report heading for this?
NON-CRIMINAL INVOLVING PERSONS
It is not a crime. It is an act of political dissent and free speech. It is non-criminal involving persons. Not even non-criminal involving property, because the motivation was not property-related, but free speech and political dissent.
6/05/2009 09:35:00 AM
GEEZ, I hope you are not on the sergeants' list. If I got this job as the papercar and you showed up and told me to do a non-criminal report I would have to tell you how full of sh-- you really are and tell you to back to your crossword puzzle. If you truly think an act of dissent is NOT criminal you need to get back in the academy for a refresher course. Or maybe you can go work for the revenue department. YOU would fit right in!
Rick Telander:
"The politics of pay-for-play and skimming and old-fashioned, suspender-snapping, cigar-chomping, big-bellied ''Where's mine?'' clout is so vibrant and alive and grotesquely arrogant here in Chicago that it is very nearly a breathing, slime-dripping creature worthy of a Star Wars-style nuclear assault."
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A beautifully crafted and utterly correct sentence.
No contract no peace!
First, it was spray paint banned from Chicago retailers. The word is that our City aldercreatures are now looking into an outlaw on Gorilla Glue sales. Guess I'll be stocking up on a few bottles.
Daley IS the meter company!
He sold it to himself.
That's why we was willing to take the loss on the part ot the taxpayers.
Then raise the fees 5 times over.
Let the revolution begin!!!
The red light cameras run continuously, i.e. they're "filming" constantly.
They can be focused and aimed remotely. Video travels via the internet. If you are going to do anything (which no one is recommending, of course), avoid getting in front of the camera.
Since the city won't take criminal damage reports on cars hit by eggs during halloween, does this mean obscuring a camera lens with an egg (thus forcing someone to come out and clean it) won't be a criminal act?
6/05/2009 11:48:00 AM
Or buy a can of photoblocker.
2 pcs of gum wrapped around a penny and stuffed in the slit works just fine.
6/05/2009 12:19:00 AM
MacGyver..is that you??
anyone else notice that harrison lifer (aka westside, inside do nothing) never makes any sense, and always seems to post after a little too much drinky drinky! Time to lay off the sauce and spend some time with the fam!!!
6/05/2009 03:31:00 PM
no shit! this guy seriously needs to get a life! (either that, or work on his writing skills... either one would be appreciated!)
Not quite sure if this person (male) was a meter maid or PO, but came through my neighborhood, on a bicycle ticketing every car in sight for any little thing early this morning. Yesterday it was a meter maid on foot, east of my residence writing away. Vehicles with tickets everywhere.
-Citizen (35th ward)
"MacGyver..is that you??
6/05/2009 09:15:00 PM"
no, it's Magrubber.
Off with their heads!
SOUNDS LIKE SUM1'S JEALOUS OF WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SOME OF THE FUNNIEST/MORE INTELLIGENT CONTRIBUTIONS MADE HERE. AND THAT SUM1 ALSO IS TOO MUCH A PUNK/SISSY TO POST HIS/HER NAME/SCREEN NAME. JUST ANOTHER REASON THIS JOB AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE
- #17834
6/05/2009 06:55:00 PM
funniest?? more intelligent?? Jealous?? this is a BLOG you retard! And YOU are responding to your own post!!! You have just above the average education of a westside outside do nothing! Your public school education has left you so full of yourself you dont know what is real and what is bullshit!!! Your posts are not funny, intelligent, or witty... You are an inside suckhole with ZERO grasp on reality within this department, so PLEASE stop acting as though you are the authority! You have posted anonymously (aside from a few lame ass handles) so essentially you are the pot calling the kettle black! Get bent, and go tell a shit head how to get a CR on a WORKING cop as you seem to be so good at doing! And lay off the sauce!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Heard that the red light cameras are bringing in $47 million per year for the Daley Crime Family.
6/05/2009 12:11:00 PM
How long before someone starts taking out the red light cameras? A .22cal rifle ought to do it. Just saying.
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How about starting a rumor that the Red Light Camera poles are coated with silver or there's $1000.00 worth of gold in the electronics of the camera. Then the metal hawks will steal them just like they did every aluminum guard rail on the Chicago Skyway. Bet the city couldn't install them faster than they could steal them.
Just saying.
use a simple clear, quick setiing epoxy. It will be harder for anyone to see until they're right on it. This give's the quick-set time to seal. Throw a tube in a tube gun and you should be able to get at least 50 meters per tube. Cost-Epoxy $4 Manual Gun-$12 Mayors Reaction- Priceless!
Thank you for all your advice and support.
Remember I am here to serve the public, and in return you can....
Kees me you fool!!!!
Eddie foie gras Burkles says:
BAN:
slugs,
pennies
glue
gum
foam
and parkers!
IT'S ON !!!
I'd just like to contribute to 6/6 12:20am's rant for obnoxious "all caps guy/girl?" .........and while you're at it, unstick that freakin' caps key.
Let MASTERS watch the meters for his master mayor mumbles. A little civil disobediance is called for when the mator is looting the city.
I would imagine that the acid would eat though the baster...
The baster has to be glass. Acid will eat through plastic. Remember use glass, and don't let it touch the rubber top.
Anonymous said...
Not quite sure if this person (male) was a meter maid or PO, but came through my neighborhood, on a bicycle ticketing every car in sight for any little thing early this morning. Yesterday it was a meter maid on foot, east of my residence writing away. Vehicles with tickets everywhere.
-Citizen (35th ward)
6/05/2009 10:48:00 PM
They are doing the same in 23rd ward Garfield Ridge nothing like "attacking" the working people,next time on duty stop and ask for id then at least a contact card,put the name and address out so we know,to return the favor in their neighborhood. I just saying it is only fair!!
I just want to know one thing! Why do the police enforce the parking meter's owned by a private company. Next you guys will be collecting from dead beat dads for child care payments. Dont the police have better things to do? Like look for seatbelt violators?
6/05/2009 02:05:00 AM
We don't. Meter maids do.
You are an inside suckhole with ZERO grasp on reality within this department, so PLEASE stop acting as though you are the authority! You have posted anonymously (aside from a few lame ass handles) so essentially you are the pot calling the kettle black! Get bent, and go tell a shit head how to get a CR on a WORKING cop as you seem to be so good at doing! And lay off the sauce!
6/06/2009 12:20:00 AM
yep... couldnt agree more! This guy is a total CLOWN!!! Has been a inside do nothing for as long as I have known him... but acts like he has seen and done everything! Couldnt be further from the truth!
m to busy trying to control the riot that is dismissal time at the local high school. What a joke I cant wait for school to be out at least all the animals arent gathered in one place and then released at once then.
6/05/2009 05:20:00 PM
How is the copper doing that was jumped while he came to the rescue of a child being robbed by the students from Steinmetz doing.
Anonymous said...
not sure of the name....plumbers use it to seal pipes. but you mix two "putties" together, and a chemical reaction occurs and the newly formed substance is as hard as concrete...Stick that in you METER and smoke it!!!!!
6/05/2009 07:51:00 AM
That would be epoxy and it is tough as steel when hard! Kinda of like the keesing bandits thing!
6/05/2009 05:26:00 PM
JB Weld!
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
not sure of the name....plumbers use it to seal pipes. but you mix two "putties" together, and a chemical reaction occurs and the newly formed substance is as hard as concrete...Stick that in you METER and smoke it!!!!!
6/05/2009 07:51:00 AM
That would be epoxy and it is tough as steel when hard! Kinda of like the keesing bandits thing!
6/05/2009 05:26:00 PM
JB Weld!
6/06/2009 04:56:00 PM
JB Quick Weld, 5 minute setup
I have to go downtown next week. I have never done anything illegal in my life. But next week I am going to bring some of that epoxy shit in a tube and pretend I'm putting money in the meter but I'm really going to clog up the hole.
Uh huh. I'm gonna do it and nobody's going to stop me!
I might even do two.
How come they can fix 80 parking meters in one day, and it takes me 2 months to get a garbage can?
Anonymous said...
First, it was spray paint banned from Chicago retailers. The word is that our City aldercreatures are now looking into an outlaw on Gorilla Glue sales. Guess I'll be stocking up on a few bottles.
6/05/2009 08:29:00 PM
Anything but ban corruption and aldermanic greed. Can you imagine how many aldermen would be exposed if the IG could investigate them? Ohhhboy, I would love to see that! Remember the previous IG, Alexander Vroustouris?
Alexander Vroustouris was in office for years and couldn't find much corruption in the middle of this "public corruption crime wave."
Vroustouris was the kind of IG Daley likes, never found anything worthwhile, only picked the low hanging fruit and never made the boss look bad. Not finding corruption in Chicago is like not finding a slot machine in Las Vegas.
How long till Daley finds a way to dump Hoffman? That guy has the kind of guts and integrity needed in this cesspool of corruption. He needs more investigators and a free reign to find real corruption.
This might be the beginning of the end of the Daley Crime Family. We can only hope.
GEEZ, I hope you are not on the sergeants' list. If I got this job as the papercar and you showed up and told me to do a non-criminal report I would have to tell you how full of sh-- you really are and tell you to back to your crossword puzzle. If you truly think an act of dissent is NOT criminal you need to get back in the academy for a refresher course. Or maybe you can go work for the revenue department. YOU would fit right in!
He was joking you douche
SOUNDS LIKE SUM1'S JEALOUS OF WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SOME OF THE FUNNIEST/MORE INTELLIGENT CONTRIBUTIONS MADE HERE. AND THAT SUM1 ALSO IS TOO MUCH A PUNK/SISSY TO POST HIS/HER NAME/SCREEN NAME. JUST ANOTHER REASON THIS JOB AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE
- #17834
6/05/2009 06:55:00 PM
funniest?? more intelligent?? Jealous?? this is a BLOG you retard! And YOU are responding to your own post!!! You have just above the average education of a westside outside do nothing! Your public school education has left you so full of yourself you dont know what is real and what is bullshit!!! Your posts are not funny, intelligent, or witty... You are an inside suckhole with ZERO grasp on reality within this department, so PLEASE stop acting as though you are the authority! You have posted anonymously (aside from a few lame ass handles) so essentially you are the pot calling the kettle black! Get bent, and go tell a shit head how to get a CR on a WORKING cop as you seem to be so good at doing! And lay off the sauce!
_____________________________
Now THAT'S funny!!!
How come they can fix 80 parking meters in one day, and it takes me 2 months to get a garbage can?
6/06/2009 06:26:00 PM
Garbage---revenue. You do the math.
Anonymous said...
The red light cameras run continuously, i.e. they're "filming" constantly.....
Since the city won't take criminal damage reports on cars hit by eggs during halloween, does this mean obscuring a camera lens with an egg (thus forcing someone to come out and clean it) won't be a criminal act?
6/05/2009 11:48:00 AM
I fail to see how an egg, made of organic matter, damages property. I wouldn't waste an egg on red light cameras. But dog shit, now that is surely worthwhile.
Wouldn't flaming dog shit be even better?
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