Thursday, October 15, 2009

"Customer Survey" DOA

Since those other two "official" blogs won't exchange links with us, we don't link to them directly. But here's what J-Fed posted yesterday after the shit hit the fan:
  • The suggestion that the Department is undertaking a Customer Satisfaction Survey that would involve officers handing out cards to individuals when they respond to incidents is totally inaccurate.

    The Department has long partnered with academic institutions regarding research and other initiatives designed to improve the Department. When one of our academic partners recently proposed a “Customer Satisfaction Survey,” I immediately rejected the idea. This occurred over three weeks ago…well before the article appeared. In fact, in a meeting with Union officials as recently as last week, I mentioned that the Department would not be undertaking any effort such as this. I also understand the reaction that individuals have had to the survey; some of the same concerns prompted me to reject the notion of undertaking one.

    My concern has always been for the men and women of our department; through an increased emphasis on training, equipment and leadership, I believe that we are moving forward on improving the Department together.


Look at the needle go!!! Of course, this begs the question - WHY WAS THE SURVEY STILL UP AS AN ACTIVE WEB PAGE UNTIL YESTERDAY WHEN THE NEWSLETTER AND THE SCC BLOG BROKE THE STORY? We all know why - the Department had every intention of moving forward with the survey if negative attention was low enough. It wasn't.

Unfortunately, publication deadlines cannot be moved on a whim, so J-Fed's contention the information is "inaccurate" and that he told union officials is disingenuous at best. It was accurate when the FOP found out about it and everything in the intervening time had no bearing on the newsletter arriving on everyone's doorstep, generating the righteous indignation, ridicule and outrage that it did.

J-Fed and the "policy group" had every opportunity to never leak this out in the first place, but someone just had to show how smart they were. Then after word started to spread (you can find some of the rumors in our comment sections two months ago), they had not only the two unnamed blogs to correct and defuse the rumor, they had the AdMin Fax Network, numerous Exempt meetings and even this "insignificant" site.

For whatever reasons, they chose not to. Too bad. Another blown opportunity to suck up to the rank and file. And another opportunity for everyone else to have another whack at the J-Fed pinata.

UPDATE: Anyone care to forward us a copy of the Customer Survey cards that were to be handed out? You know there are boxes of these things lying around some districts because the roll-out date was to be 15 October. As soon as this post goes up, the "policy group" people are going to be making flurries of phone calls to try to spare themselves embarrassment and further derision.

UPDATE II: Someone is claiming the cards were never printed. This is Chicago, right? The city of the "wink and the nod" that promised billions in construction contracts long before the Olympics didn't quite make it here? We'll bet $20 right now that not only were the cards printed, boxed and delivered, the connected printing operation that did the job already got paid.

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136 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck Weis Fuck Cuello Fuck Dugan.

10/15/2009 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT
DID ANYONE SEE THE PRESS CONFERENCE YESTERDAY WHERE THE COMMANDER CALLED THE CAR THIEVES IDIOTS??

THE LOOK ON JOdY WEISels face was very interesting.

like, huh, what did he just say......

get a life jody!

10/15/2009 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't ya just love it, every time they step on their dicks?

How short do their legs have to be, for them to keep doing this kind of shit?

'Cause their dicks sure ain't long.

10/15/2009 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dont bother or waste your time looking for these cards in the districts because they were never made.

10/15/2009 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC:

You deserve a Pulitzer (Blogitzer?) Prize for this reporting.

This is the nail in J-Fed's coffin. He lied. Straight out demonstrably lied.

If the big media folks at the Sun-Trib and WXYZ take up this story - and why wouldn't they? it's a great story, all pre-packeaged - J-Fed's public credibility is gone, gone, gone.

10/15/2009 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look at the needle go! Can I get an event number, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

10/15/2009 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

several years ago at call back, officers were instructed to obtain an e-mail from vic's so a "customer satisfaction" could be sent out to them.... it was a study done by a university and aira case reports actually had a box to put the email address into... of course it was optional that the vic participate but most of them gave an email and the results of the survey were very positive for the cpd....

10/15/2009 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As of yesterday, Wednesday, 14 Oct 09, at approximately 1000 hours, the Union was not aware the Order was rescinded. I spoke to them. They have a copy of the draft order. I call bullshit!

10/15/2009 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why can't the mayor just cut this bullshit out and get rid of Jody, cut his losses and move on, Well I can tell you why, Jody was shoved down his throat by the Feds, because they were going to take over this BullShit dept.for all of the scandels. If you are the police and comit a crime, then they should fire your ass . Crime and being the police just don't mix period. Forget customer surveys, give the police and firemen the respect we deserve and maybe, just maybe the public who desreve our service will back us, we will never get a fair shake in the Ghetto from the folks that live there, they like the feeling of Block Parties held by the dope boys and will go to any lenghts to protect a party. Sadly enough the poolice still charge into the hoods and protect the thugs from each other. Give us a fair shake Daley and supply a leader and department bosses that know how to lead men and women into battle.

10/15/2009 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great graphic - bullshit meter. LOL

Here are others:

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10/15/2009 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There were 2 big ass boxes sitting next to the front desk in 010, seeming to be on their way out.

10/15/2009 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can we get j-fed, shortshanks, Obama, etc., to wear the bullshit detector on their foreheads when they speak in public? Can you see that needle dancing?

10/15/2009 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How's my driving bumper stickers, this ridiculous survey card idea, numerous fax and Admin messages sent out only to be rescinded a day or two later, high level personnel caught in embarrassing situations, a Citywide squad shortage.....I could go on, but SCC limits posts. No discipline! No one demoted, fired, moved back to a less sensitive position. In other words NO ACCOUNTABILITY for the Ivory Tower.

The two tier level of discipline has never been so apparent. If this Department were a private company it would have tanked just a few months into the current administrations tenure.

SCC, please put up a ticker to the end of his reign so we can glimpse the light at the end of the tunnel and begin rebuilding.

10/15/2009 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone honestly think that once Jody leaves things will be any different? It will probably be worse. He will be replaced with a Cuello a Masters or some other gold star moron. This department is fucked. No matter whos in charge.

10/15/2009 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right on the money. You put the scum times and that other news paper to shame. Keep it up.

10/15/2009 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just came back from a major police convention. There were thousands of the top police executives from around the world there. I was so ashamed of my department ( CPD ). We were the laughing stock there. Nationaly, everyone knows the problems with Supt and the Mayor have caused.
The credibility of the Chicago Police is now at a all time low.

10/15/2009 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DAN DUGAN DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SUCH A GREAT GUY ANYMORE DOES HE? HE'S JUST AS BAD AS WEIS AND CUELLO!

10/15/2009 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Those who control information can control the masses" While I cannot remember the original author of the quote those words could not be more true. The media of old used to be good at questioning information given out by governments but today it seems the "major" news whores are all in the tank and pushing their own political agendas. It's great that, for the time being, small independent media sources are still out there exercising their right to question the information that the masses are fed and doing their own fact checking. Todays "national media" take everything at face value and run with it without confirming anything. Like my dad used to tell me, "Believe half of what you see and nothing that you hear."

10/15/2009 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another stunt to try to get officers to retire!

10/15/2009 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DID ANYONE SEE THE PRESS CONFERENCE YESTERDAY WHERE THE COMMANDER CALLED THE CAR THIEVES IDIOTS??

THE LOOK ON JOdY WEISels face was very interesting.

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yeah, i saw it. immediate reaction was what a fool jfed was for basically laughing at the commander.

10/15/2009 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"My concern has always been for the men and women of our department"

What the fuck is he smoking???

10/15/2009 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now the boss should look at who pushed this idea.

Then a skyrocket to the working police sector, and I don't mean community policing.

First a grunt, then maybe upwards?

Nah, never happen.

Gotta take care of the house mice.

10/15/2009 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old Time Retired Guy Would Like To Comment.
This Is A Very Important Site.
I Think It Does A Excellent Job.
Lets Not Abuse It With Comments, Filled With Nonsense, and Profanity.

10/15/2009 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can someone please post the name, rank, and street experience of these assholes who call themselves the policy group? Someone must know someone who can provide this info. These people are garbage and need to be called to the carpet.

10/15/2009 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THIS BEGS THE QUESTION IS FLOP GOING TO COME FORWARD & CALL WEIS OUT ON THIS SO-CALLED MEETING W/ THE UNION?
IF THE MEETING DID TAKE PLACE THEN BELLA WOULD HAVE HAD NO REASON TO BRING ATTENTION TO THE SURVEY IN HIS VP REPORT.
TIME FOR LURCH DONASCREW TO STRAP ON A PAIR & CLARIFY THESE GLARING INDISCREPANCIES.

10/15/2009 11:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear SCC,
This story actually gives me a small glimmer of hope for our department. Not because the bosses are "getting it" (sarcasm), but because, through your blog, we have shown that our lowly, non-gold star opinions can have some impact on things. Now I am with you that this program would have gone into effect if the resistance hadn't been so high. Maybe J-Fed really was going to put a stop to it, but if that was %100 true the website never would have gone up.

Whether the bosses want to try to discredit the blog as nonsense or not, the fact is that when we all have a channel to voice our opinions and let off some steam, they'd be fools to brush it off. A good boss doesn't forget what it's like to be in the trenches (which is why J-Fed will never understand us). A good boss will also not snub his/her nose at the concerns of the workers.

So my point is that when we stick together and make our opinions known, we can make changes. Keep up the good work SCC.

10/15/2009 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous West Suburban Cop said...

Darn, I only go to take the survey once! Oh, and "Masters"

10/15/2009 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whew.... that was CLOSE...I NEED a Pepsi!!!!

10/15/2009 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor just held a news conference about the city budget for 2010. When asked where the city will make cuts he said "everything is on the table." I guess that includes us. Does that include possibly eliminating some of the aldermen positions? Probably not.

10/15/2009 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Chief Language Cop said...

SCC said:
Look at the needle go!!! Of course, this begs the question - WHY WAS THE SURVEY STILL UP AS AN ACTIVE WEB PAGE UNTIL YESTERDAY WHEN THE NEWSLETTER AND THE SCC BLOG BROKE THE STORY?
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SCC you are a pretty smart guy and I hate to take issue with anything you say, but your use of "...begs the question," is entirely incorrect. You apparently used the phrase to mean gives rise to the question, or brings up the question. Begs the question is actually a term from Logic or from debate. It refers to restating a proposition as a fact proving the proposition such as: the art is trash, because it is worthless. It can also refer to an assumption as a fact to prove a premise, such as: Bananas are good for you because they grow on a tree. Obviously an unproved premise because not everything that grows on trees are poison. When presented with such an argument it would be appropriate to ask the presenter why one should rely on his premise. The phrase is from the Latin: petitio principii, "assuming the initial point," which clearly has nothing to do with raising a question. Some would argue that using the phrase as giving rise to a question is now acceptable as a modern usage, but that ignores the interpretation of the original Latin phrase.
Ok, go ahead SCC. Fire away!

10/15/2009 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Kiss my ass J-Fed!"

It has come to my attention that I just typed "kiss my ass J-Fed". This is totally false! I never did such a thing! We are all in this together, and leaders are to be respected, regardless of leadership ability.

Sincerely
Mike Masters

10/15/2009 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im tired,
tired of the b.s.

Tired of the rumors,

tired of the anger in this department,

tired of fellow officers who stare at the ground and dont even have the common courtesy return a "good morning",

and tired of being suspicious of everyone and everything

from here on out, im not going to concern myself with things i cannot control

its just an easier police life

10/15/2009 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would anyone even consider this survey???? What happened to common sense?????

10/15/2009 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh WELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Another Great Idea Down The Drain!!! NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10/15/2009 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our District Commander said it was about to be rolled out. So who is pontificating falsities? I believe the DC.

10/15/2009 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are they gonna give out those "Hello" I'm so and so " tags to wear next to your star??

10/15/2009 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They were indeed made. Saw and read it in HQ.

10/15/2009 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does it really matter what Weis says. Morale is down, crime is down, and my pants are down. So kiss my ass.

10/15/2009 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAMILTON has done it again!!!

When is Jody (Who would name their child Jody)goping to get rid of this ASS??

Just asking.

10/15/2009 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous 016 District Section 8 said...

All BS aside thanks SCC for being here.....

10/15/2009 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to the locks on the gym in 025? Did J-Fed say remove it?

10/15/2009 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

..."J-Fed and the "policy group" had every opportunity to never leak this out in the first place, but someone just had to show how smart they were."...


had every opportunity to never leak this out in the first place, but someone just had to show how smart they were."...

The people at HQ and Jody realizes that he, Masters, Burst and whoever clings to them are lame ducks. So like in Nixon's Whitehouse, leaks willl occur.

Jody's is on the downside of his "contract" and it won't be renewed because Daley will probably not win the next election. Daley, if he runs at all will likely face only one minority candidate and may have a white (Mauer, Vallas, Hoffman etc.) challenger to split his vote. So there are people around Jody already thinking ahead. Daley will likely dump Jody for an Afro-American or Hispanic for votes. Just who will that be and will it be an interim high-profile until the election.



..."We'll bet $20 right now that not only were the cards printed, boxed and delivered, the connected printing operation that did the job already got paid."...

I'd take that bet...

printed...yes

boxed...yes

delivered...no (more likely sitting in the printing company warehouse, if they wear delivered, a few would have leaked out.)

got paid...no (have you ever tried to get the city to pay you a bill)

Stay safe, Jody won't be around much longer, and he knows it, hope there is no further damage.

10/15/2009 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have these in Britain and they are a complete load of shite. The Police are not here to be liked, they are here to be obeyed - or don't call us.

10/15/2009 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT
Champion Cycle on Western has had all their inventory repossessed by the CC Sheriff to pay their creditors the $190k owed. Business to closed in the very near future store owner stated. Anyone know of a good local place to get my Suzuki bike fixed? Northsider

10/15/2009 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work in 023 and these goofs from UIC came into our roll calls asking us about survey questions and what we think would be fair to ask the public. I immediately threw the piece of paper in the garbage and walked out. F*ck them.
So believe me, this was definitely going to be a go up until at least 2 weeks ago when they were out in 023.
If you don't believe me, ask anyone from 023 that attended a roll call in the last few weeks.

10/15/2009 02:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is funnier than Reno 911.

What's sad is what they've done to what was once a great department.

Every time I see them wearing OUR uniform I want to puke. Anyone else get that same feeling?

Be safe all

10/15/2009 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think these bosses think they have to come up with some sort of new policies to prove their worth and existence but they must either forget and don't care about what it's like to be a blue shirt and have to work with these policies.

How about instead of policies that are going to try to grade us or limit what we can do, why not use all your time finding ways to screw people that make false accusations against the police? Maybe make a unit that after a complaint is deemed false, they go after the person and charge them! Criminally for making a false police report. Just one of my many suggestions but i don't drive for jody so i'll never be put in a position where my thoughts are even considered.
Things like this is what we need though. Something that shows the brass is up there trying to help us and lead us. Right now they're supposed to be our leaders but it's as if they are a totally different department that mostly is trying to f*ck with us.
What went so wrong?
Hiring an outsider? Fed?

10/15/2009 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it's stupid to hope the Trib or Sun-Times prints a story about Jody's fuck up. They never liked the Police so fuck them too. I hope they all go bankrupt.

10/15/2009 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fed... Jody just leave already and let this city improve over night. For all the miss managed management ideas and lack of leadership you have it's no wonder our soil was attacked on 9/11. If you mr jody are an example of what the fbi is putting out then this county is indeed in bigger trouble then we had known. You expect us to improve and defend this city with a pen and educated logic? You have never been out there then have you. Grow up jody, stop lying to the citizens of the city, your employees that you manage and yourself. be a man and do whats right.

10/15/2009 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Customer service cards are a really bad idea, even though a number of other big city departments have used them in one fashion or another. But, I would suggest that the average police office use a little more courtesy and learn his/her job. I have been given the wrong information on a number of occasions by various desk crews, in some cases just blown off and told to go somewhere else. The same has happended by officers called to the scene of an incident. I work in a job that has frequent contact with CPD. I find the officers much more gruff and unfriendly and unknowledgeable about the law and procedure than his surburban counterpart.It seems that they many CPD officers just do not want to take the time. I am not debating reasons for this, just my observations based on my experiences for the past 7 years.

10/15/2009 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make management accountable for a change not the men and women out there getting it done. You want better officers then start with better management. Take an honest look at the crap supervision that we have and the power hungry know it all know nothing people that this city has merit promoted. Stop it, take people from the list who tested and earned it not someone who was a driver or a house mouse with a nice smile and great ass. We deserve better and so do the people of this city. When we can respect our management/supervisors then indeed morale and performance will improve but as you continue to beat us down and see us as uneducated humps then you will be respected or should i say disrespected as such. We are not as ignorant and dumb as you and your fed buddies believe. And jody... have a great day

10/15/2009 03:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think J-Fed lied.

This whole debacle only shows that there is no one in charge of this department. There are tens of different princes running their little fiefdoms, but there is no one person in charge.

At this point, being an incompetent leader is actually worse than being a liar.

10/15/2009 03:22:00 PM  
Blogger john said...

I am retired and live out of state. How do I take part in the survey? What a friggin joke





old retired guy

10/15/2009 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic..........
In response to the 2nd posting; 10/15/2009 08:56:00 AM

YES, the Commander was Joseph Salemme of Area 5. Commander Salemme used the term "IDIOCY," meaning feebleminded or foolish person...or a FUCKIN IDIOT! Jody's "grimace" was priceless! Jody either did NOT understand the word or was just amazed the Commander had the balls to say it. Either way, great work Commander Salemme!

10/15/2009 03:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dugan & Cuello are fucking idiots!!! There is no voice of reason at the top...just a bunch of dickheads in way over their heads.

10/15/2009 03:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"My concern has always been for the men and women of our department; through an increased emphasis on training, equipment and leadership, I believe that we are moving forward on improving the Department together."

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Training ? Strike 1

Equipment ? Strike 2

Leadership ? Strike 3


Fuck You J-Fed, YOU'RE OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have ya been to any concerts or ball games lately ????

10/15/2009 03:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT AND THIS DESERVES IT'S OWN POST-----DENSEY COLE IS RETURNING HOME TO CHICAGO TOMORROW!!!!

10/15/2009 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thursday, October 15, 2009
"Customer Survey" DOA


Morale on the Department....A LONG TIME AGO ....

10/15/2009 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

alderasshole Smith want the Police and Fireman to take furlough days, saying that we they are not special and should not be treated different than other city workers.

10/15/2009 04:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MASTERS MASTERS MASTERS

10/15/2009 04:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

UIC is a joke..from the librals to the B.S. Police Dept they have there!!!

10/15/2009 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Btw...was that 5 year wonder tall blonde who smelled the pee KareBear? While in 025 she actually 19P a person stabbed...that's about all I remember her doing EVER. The closest she's ever been to being the police is the first five letters of what she's doing now...policy group

10/15/2009 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scc, you lost a lot of credibility over this. This program was never green-lighted to go forward, no cards were ever printed, no general order staffed. You hit the mark most of the the time but here you just blundered. I would hope you would do as you ask others and just admit your mistake and move on.

10/15/2009 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, I totally agree with you. The cards were printed, shipped, received and paid for. Da Mayor and all his buddies received their cut. All this and they wonder why the city is broke.

10/15/2009 05:31:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

Scc, you lost a lot of credibility over this.

Oh really? Do tell

This program was never green-lighted to go forward, no cards were ever printed, no general order staffed.

But there was a UIC survey site up and running. A survey doesn't require a General Order, Admin Order, Special Order or even a Patrol Division special Order. Who are you trying to bullshit? And our entire take on the article was based on Greg Bella's article in the FOP Newsletter. Why would Greg have any reason to make up this incident? Answer - He doesn't. It was true. Even J-Fed admits it was proposed and he had meetings with the FOP over it.

You hit the mark most of the the time but here you just blundered.

Thanks, and no, we didn't. Don't you remember the "How's My Driving" Department Notice Shaved broke on his blog? We've got a print out of that one. This is the exact same thing except they never got to release the AdMin fax.

I would hope you would do as you ask others and just admit your mistake and move on.

And we wish the mayor would admit his mistake, fire it, and move on. Sorry you and the fellow members of the "policy group" got caught pretending you were ever the police again. Now go back to practicing your favorite position - slightly to the rear of J-Fed's ass, eye level, tongue protruding and breathing deeply.

Asshat.

10/15/2009 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous diving headfirst into shit said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RcFHTDWp2Y

10/15/2009 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But, but, but.... you are so INSIGNIFICANT, SCC! (snicker)

10/15/2009 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
DAN DUGAN DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SUCH A GREAT GUY ANYMORE DOES HE? HE'S JUST AS BAD AS WEIS AND CUELLO!

10/15/2009 10:21:00 AM

Well said officer. He is all about himeslf. Dont trust him. Sad but true........

10/15/2009 06:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's sad is what they've done to what was once a great department.

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This department was never really that good.

But, it's an absolute goddamn disgrace today.

10/15/2009 06:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Does it really matter what Weis says. Morale is down, crime is down, and my pants are down. So kiss my ass.

10/15/2009 01:00:00 PM

You are a funny dude! holy shit I laughed my ass off reading that. By the way FUCK J-FART

10/15/2009 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think J-Fed lied...

10/15/2009 03:22:00 PM
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All I can say is, I hope to God you aren't a detective, because you're CLUELESS.

10/15/2009 06:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word at HQ is that Dugan is plainting the seed to be the next Supt. This guy is crazy. Ricco for Supt

10/15/2009 06:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We could be like annoying people in the mall, "Would you like to take a survey?" Get fu*ked!

10/15/2009 06:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT
DID ANYONE SEE THE PRESS CONFERENCE YESTERDAY WHERE THE COMMANDER CALLED THE CAR THIEVES IDIOTS??

Was that COMMANDER HARRY POTTER??

10/15/2009 06:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT:

"Daley: No more taxes, fines or fee hikes in 2010"

Proof he's got all the money he needs shoved up his ass.

---not a cop

10/15/2009 06:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does it really matter what Weis says. Morale is down, crime is down, and my pants are down. So kiss my ass.

10/15/2009 01:00:00 PM
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ROFLMAO--half-chewed Ruffles all over my laptop!

10/15/2009 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used to care about this job.

I used to care about the victims.

Shoot, I even used to care about the offenders sometimes.

But they've broken me, worn me down.

I don't care about anything anymore.

It's so sad, it's the death of something that was once so great.

I will never do another bit of police work except to aid my brothers and sisters in blue.

Instead of retiring proudly, I will retire ashamed of what I allowed them to make me, what I have become.

If you had told me this is how it all would end 20 or so years ago, I would not have believed it.

I will be blue inside 'till the day I die, but a policeman I am no more.

I just can't believe it, that I am counting the days.........so sad, so sad, so sad.

10/15/2009 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are there any events planned for Oct. 31? Because that is the only day those assholes at 35th St. should get away with wearing OUR UNIFORM, the one WE EARNED.

I don't know how those assholes look in the mirror dressed like the clowns they resemble all dressed up--8-year olds pretending they're the police, playing cops and robbers.

DON'T WEAR OUR UNIFORM!!!

It's the last bit of respect we had--and you took even that.

10/15/2009 07:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

alderman are demanding police and fire take furlough days or face layoffs. nothing said about cutting alderman to 25, fuckers!

10/15/2009 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...Anonymous said...
Dugan & Cuello are fucking idiots!!! There is no voice of reason at the top...just a bunch of dickheads in way over their heads.

10/15/2009 03:23:00 PM...

I knew both of them years ago. Dugan is not the same guy as I remember. He was always was a bit on the brash side but he knew his stiff back then. Now when he says anything even newbies on the job ask, who is this guy and has he got all his marbles.

Bea Cuello was always taking care of her people at all levels. She is keeping quiet because Jody is in his own world and she has found out that he doesn't listen to reason, especially POLICE REASON. So she has to keep quiet and keep the administrative functions going, take the forced unpaid furlough days, and makes a novena that the department, and the city are relieved from Jody and Shortshanks.

10/15/2009 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ANYBODY WITH A BRAIN WOULD KNOW ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN WOULD EASILY KNOW THAT ONLY THE BEEFERS WOULD PARTICIPATE IN THE SURVEY, OR AN IRATE MOTORIST WHO JUST GOT SOME TICKETS. ALL COMMENTS WOULD BE NEGATIVE..
ONLY IN THE CPD COULD THIS IDEA EVEN GET OFF THE GROUND FLOOR..WHAT A BUNCH OF TOTAL FUCKIN BUFFOONS WE ARE LED BY, STARTING WITH THE KING BUFFOON, [AND OLYMPIC LOSER], THE GREEDY RICH DALEY.

10/15/2009 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

several years ago at call back, officers were instructed to obtain an e-mail from vic's so a "customer satisfaction" could be sent out to them.... it was a study done by a university and aira case reports actually had a box to put the email address into... of course it was optional that the vic participate but most of them gave an email and the results of the survey were very positive for the cpd....

BULL-SHIT, BOSS....

10/15/2009 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tomorrow is NATIONAL BOSS DAY.

Not much to celebrate maybe, but if you have a GOOD boss, says thanks.

Normally this might be the day to run the good boss/bad boss thread. But if we did that, Jody might hunt down and crush the good ones, and promote the bad ones.

Stay safe; pray for better times and better bosses.

10/15/2009 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Laughing my ass off! HA! HA! HA!

Can I get one of those for my Watch Commander and Sgt.s Too?!

10/15/2009 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

UIC is a joke..from the librals to the B.S. Police Dept they have there!!!

10/15/2009 04:47:00 PM
dont hate on the UIC Police just because you got turned down for it or they wouldnt "hook you up" with side work.Good bunch of guys WITH OUTSTANDING WORKING FUCNTIONING EQUIPMENT.Including "carbines" in their SUV's that DONT roll over.
Just because YOUR beat car has 200,000 miles on it,no heat,leaky windows a broken drink holder one wiper blade half a siren a few if any working lights and reeks of ASS, dont hate.

10/15/2009 07:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be great if all these self-professed Genius Supervisors would get together and concentrate on ideas to put more criminals in Prison, or to pressure Judges to sentence our convicted criminals to prison for longer periods of time, re-instate the Death Penalty, and-or to vastly improve the employee morale of the great and dedicated Officers of the CPD, instead of coming up with these pea-brained ideas month after month? This is what happens when you have a socialist-liberal kook police-hater Mayor for a leader, instead of a Law-and - Order type Conservative. So, just wallow in your own excrement Chicago Taxpayers, you got just what you wanted and deserve. Go have another march when the next kid gets killed, that will really help. Maybe Jesse Jackass will ride another school bus too, cause that really works too.

10/15/2009 07:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone honestly think that once Jody leaves things will be any different? It will probably be worse. He will be replaced with a Cuello a Masters or some other gold star moron. This department is fucked. No matter whos in charge.

10/15/2009 10:01:00 AM

EXACTLY, AS LONG AS THE TYRANT DALEY RUNS THE CITY, WE ARE FUCKED AT CPD, AS WELL AS IS THE REST OF THE CITY. JUST LOOK AT HIS TRACK RECORD, $550 MILLION IN DEBT, THANKS TO THIS IMBICILE.

10/15/2009 07:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where's our contract with a pay raise ?????????????????
alderman , teachers , other city employees received pay raises , retire at 80% , but not the 1st responders that put their lives on the line everyday
like the mayor and j fed said crime is down and so is manpower
doesn 't the CPD deserve a raise

10/15/2009 08:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where was DUGAN during this whole customer satisfaction survey? Haven't heard from him in a long long time. What's up Dan ? Not backing up the troops anymore?

10/15/2009 08:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The captain on the third watch in 023 in now adding a " Customer Satisfaction Survey " MISSION to add to the other 5 or 6 missions he does on a daily basis!

10/15/2009 08:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I have just 3 years on the job and I had a chance to work for a suburb but I chose the CPD because they were "the real police". I can say that I am regretting my choice. This department is a total joke and all the so called leaders are a joke. Its all bullshit and I feel even worse for the officcers that have more time then me invested in this shit department."


This is the worst thing about this current administration. I got time, and I am waiting for my 20 + 1min + a bounce and a relo. But that is to be expected. But I know plenty of ex-ppo types who feel just like this guy. They are dejected like a MF! They walk around like joining this DEPT was the stupidest thing they ever did. Tricked, hornswaggled, bambozzeled! Sad sad sad. Well you got what you wanted Chicago!!!!!

10/15/2009 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

let the wild rumpus start!

10/15/2009 09:14:00 PM  
Anonymous WE JUST DON'T GET IT said...

Why can't coppers understand that there are cameras EVERYWHERE???... even in Pittsburgh!

Hope for your sake that Jody doesn't ask his Fed pals to "take a look at this for possible civil rights violations".

http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/
chi-pittsburg-cops-htmlpage,0,2662121.htmlpage

10/15/2009 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ease up SCC.
You can be wrong.
Doesn't make you a bad guy.

10/15/2009 09:20:00 PM  
Anonymous HATER said...

I ENCOURAGE MORE "GREAT IDEAS" FROM THE CABAL OF HOUSE MOUSES!

IT CAUSES THE MAYOR PAIN.

J-FED IS GETTING PAID EITHER WAY BUT THE MAYOR HATES TO LOOK LIKE A DUMB ASS.

BRUST CUELLO MASTER THE TRIO OF CLOUT R THE FUTURE OF THE DEPARTMENT WITH SURVEILLANCE WAGONS,CONTACT CARDS AND GREAT 48 HOUR RULES.
NO ARREST AND POLICE MURDERS GOING UNSOLVED!!! THATS RIGHT PETERSON WE STILL R WAITING FOR SUM ARREST
REMIND JFED THAT THOSE HOMICIDE OF R BROTHERS R STILL IN THE INBOX!

10/15/2009 09:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
alderasshole Smith want the Police and Fireman to take furlough days, saying that we they are not special and should not be treated different than other city workers.

10/15/2009 04:36:00 PM


But that is so untrue! We are special. We are the thin blue line between order and Chaos. And we're the only ones with balls enough to call the stuttering prick on his lies.

And fuck you alderthief smith, you illiterate fuck! When the midget makes the books public to prove there is no artificial budget shortfall AND explains where all the money is from the parking meters, skyway, parking garages, etc, etc, etc, then come back and we'll talk. Until then GFY & STFU!!!

10/15/2009 09:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the 20 cards/free pizza idea is a great way to get 'em on our side!

10/15/2009 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This says it all!

http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=8339

10/15/2009 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We were the laughing stock there. Nationaly, everyone knows the problems with Supt and the Mayor have caused.
The credibility of the Chicago Police is now at a all time low.



You ain't kidding. EB has been at numerous meetings hosted by foreign police departments. The man can't answer a question without tossing out thousand dollar words and no answer. The comments in the audience were priceless yet embarrassing for us.

10/15/2009 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

j-fed take off that uniform.get the fuck out of here,your fired.take the rest of your dickhead partners with you.you could'nt make a pimple on a coppers ass.customer survey,hows my driving, what a dip shit you really are.go back to your paper pushing fbi yokles and leave us the fuck alone.

10/15/2009 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately the only way to change anything is to gather information. The data could be skewed in anyway the facilitators wanted though. They wanted us to fill out a survey but apparently no one did. So why no change? Are they mind readers? The problems in this department are apparent to anyone who works the street. The bosses are so far removed from these problems that they don't know whats wrong or how to fix it. The bosses are inept, granted, from years of "merit" based promoting. Maybe filling out a survey on our part may actually lead to some change that we all want and need. Of course, the problem comes when our inept leaders attempt to decipher the results and determine that the sky is green and we all live in GumDropland. But hey, at least that would be a change.

10/15/2009 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was in Pittsburgh, but on the day shift. Sorry JDICK, I'm safe.

10/15/2009 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Daley: No more taxes, fines or fee hikes in 2010"

Proof he's got all the money he needs shoved up his ass.

---not a cop

10/15/2009 06:36:00 PM

----------------------------------

This is the kickoff for Daley's re-election campaign. No more taxes in 2010. You can take that to the bank. Beware of the massive tax increases planned for April 2011, right after the Mayoral general election.

Reveiwing the voting trends of the past election, I don't think Shortshanks is going anywhere. He was re-elected in 2007 during the peak of the HIred Truck and Hiring/Promotion scandal with over 70% of the vote.

I don't see any profiles in courage willing to take him on. The computer printout of his campaign donations from 2007 are as thick as the Chicago Yellow Pages.

10/15/2009 10:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is Dugan planting that seed with to be the next superintendanr? Never going to happen. Our next superintendanr will be little Tom Byrne. Guaranteed!

10/15/2009 11:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When will the Department start handing out the "Bullshit Amplifier/Detectors", like they did the flashlights and the award for not going on the medical. God, has this place gone to hell in a hand basket.
But it did make me laugh, after a hard day of servicing our customer base.
Stay safe my brothers and sisters..

10/15/2009 11:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I, for one, stand proudly in awe of the words Chicagos Finest are able to make up and fit into a sentence on a moments notice. The fact that a ribbon has not been yet been created for this unique talent simply ASTOUNDS and cromplounds me. You may not be able to find those words in the dictionary or even in a first grade reading class, but by God, you know what they are meant to convey when they are used in a sentence. At moments like that I am never more proud to be a Chicago Police Officer. God Bless America and the CPD.

10/15/2009 11:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They probably made fun of O'Henry too. Now he's got a "Complete Works". That's gotta be worth some dough.

10/15/2009 11:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DAN DUGAN DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SUCH A GREAT GUY ANYMORE DOES HE? HE'S JUST AS BAD AS WEIS AND CUELLO!

Thats the nail on the head and thats the so called leaders of this department!!

10/15/2009 11:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...

UIC is a joke..from the librals to the B.S. Police Dept they have there!!!

10/15/2009 04:47:00 PM
dont hate on the UIC Police just because you got turned down for it or they wouldnt "hook you up" with side work.Good bunch of guys WITH OUTSTANDING WORKING FUCNTIONING EQUIPMENT.Including "carbines" in their SUV's that DONT roll over.
Just because YOUR beat car has 200,000 miles on it,no heat,leaky windows a broken drink holder one wiper blade half a siren a few if any working lights and reeks of ASS, dont hate.

10/15/2009 07:49:00 PM


Wow! All that great equipment and you do what? Free rides in that clean car for scared students? STFU Francis!!! Not everyone wants to hear wanna-be's brag about there do-nothng jobs.... Oil those un-used hand cuffs now and then.... You may want to use them to detain a criminal while you wait for the "real police" to arrive to actually arrest/process them.

10/15/2009 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My new bumper sticker. Which I am in reality having made right this freaking minute. "Can anyone straighten out my crooked mayor?"

10/15/2009 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't ya just love it, every time they step on their dicks?


I wish i had this problem
I could earn more $$$$$$ making XXXX movies!
Im just saying

10/15/2009 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Unfortunately the only way to change anything is to gather information. The data could be skewed in anyway the facilitators wanted though. They wanted us to fill out a survey but apparently no one did.

Maybe filling out a survey on our part may actually lead to some change that we all want and need.

10/15/2009 10:33:00 PM"


Consider the source.

Both of this proposed abortion of a survey and the above quoted comment.

10/15/2009 11:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I think the 20 cards/free pizza idea is a great way to get 'em on our side!

10/15/2009 09:47:00 PM"


Yeah, but who's gonna pay for all those pizzas?

10/15/2009 11:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Does it really matter what Weis says. Morale is down, crime is down, and my pants are down. So kiss my ass.

10/15/2009 01:00:00 PM"


I know it never entered your mind, but, that's really kind of of risky there, buddy........

10/15/2009 11:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The captain on the third watch in 023 in now adding a " Customer Satisfaction Survey " MISSION to add to the other 5 or 6 missions he does on a daily basis!

10/15/2009 08:05:00 PM

This captain thinks that by running mission after mission after mission its a way of motivating his people but it actually does the exact opposite. They hate those f*cking missions and working for that guy. He doesn't even appreciate or take care of in anyway the people that are out there working for him. Doesn't even tell them good job, thanks, nice arrest, nothing. He really sucks and we can't wait to see him go. We were all hoping he would get promoted so we could get a decent boss but appartently even JFed was able to see what a complete inept idiot this guy is.

10/15/2009 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous Anonymous said...

UIC is a joke..from the librals to the B.S. Police Dept they have there!!!

10/15/2009 04:47:00 PM
dont hate on the UIC Police just because you got turned down for it or they wouldnt "hook you up" with side work.Good bunch of guys WITH OUTSTANDING WORKING FUCNTIONING EQUIPMENT.Including "carbines" in their SUV's that DONT roll over.
Just because YOUR beat car has 200,000 miles on it,no heat,leaky windows a broken drink holder one wiper blade half a siren a few if any working lights and reeks of ASS, dont hate."

Take it easy UIC police. I work some side jobs with a few of you guys and you're good guys. BUT, don't get the shit confused or twisted. Being the UIC campus police isn't the same as working in places like 003 005 006 007 011 015 even 008 and 009, or 002 or 018when the jets were up. Last I checked the surrounding area of UIC isn't bad since Halsted has been redeveloped. I respect you put a uniform on and work the job, but it ain't like you're working the fuckin ghetto, man! I mean, you're the U I C police.

10/15/2009 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just an old Gresham Copper says: This regime is not going to last very much longer, and we have to remember the people that sold their souls, and us down the drain. These people must be exposed and remembered once these carpetbaggers are gone. EVERY member of this so called think tank must be identified as "ENEMIES OF THE POLICE" and treated as such when the FOREIGN OCCUPATION ENDS. All bosses promoted by the interlopper must be evaluated, as some were rightious picks IE, Greaber Kupchek, Young Tom Byrne, Riccio, Odonnell , Roti, ETC We all know who the Policeman's , Policeman are, and who deserved it. REMEMBER ALL THESE ASSHOLES WHEN THE OCCUPATION ENDS. And rememember the biggest collaberator of all was PETERSON who LOVES the FEDS and worked with J-Fed to completely dismantle the CPD. Always Remember the TRAITORS.

10/15/2009 11:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DONT HAND OUT ANY CARDS TO ANYONE, THIS IS A SCAM BY 35TH ST. SOMEONE IS GETTING MONEY FOR SOME COLLEGE ASSHOLES TO WRITE A PAPER AND I WILL PROMISE IT WILL BE CRITICAL OF THE CPD. DON;T HAND OUT CARDS, DON'T BE A FOOL AND DON'T LET "THEM" MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL.

10/16/2009 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

alderman are demanding police and fire take furlough days or face layoffs. nothing said about cutting alderman to 25, fuckers!

10/15/2009 07:41:00 PM

Not gonna happen. Its all bullshit rhetoric. With crime the way it is and we are already short, the public will go wild if they try to lay off cops. While the media does hate us they will jump on the bandwagon to condemn layoffs of police and fire. The politicians don't have the balls to follow through on this bs threat.

10/16/2009 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Flukey Stokes would make a better Supt. than Jody Weis. Flukeys dead and he'd still make a better boss.

10/16/2009 02:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO ARREST AND POLICE MURDERS GOING UNSOLVED!!! THATS RIGHT PETERSON WE STILL R WAITING FOR SUM ARREST

You got that right. These murders will never be prosecuted. One is totally because of PETERSON and will never be prosecuted. But what does it matter to 35th sreet. PETERSON got his promotion to Deputy Superintendent in spite of his screw ups. And the families continue to grieve.

10/16/2009 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have just 3 years on the job and I had a chance to work for a suburb but I chose the CPD because they were "the real police". I can say that I am regretting my choice. This department is a total joke and all the so called leaders are a joke. Its all bullshit and I feel even worse for the officcers that have more time then me invested in this shit department

10/16/2009 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-FART IS LEARNING HOW TO TALK SHIT LIKE HIS DADDY dALEY.

10/16/2009 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I respect you put a uniform on and work the job, but it ain't like you're working the fuckin ghetto, man! I mean, you're the U I C police.

10/15/2009 11:53:00 PM


Stop hatin on the Brother. UIC comes to most to all major things in 012 and backs us up whether we ask for it or not. Working a ghetto does not make you more or less of an Officer than not working a ghetto. You either have balls or you do not. Balls are not DEVELOPED on this job.I know SEVERAL guys that worked ghetto districts that are bigger pussys NOW than when they first set foot in a jet.While I concur that most of the time spent on a UIC watch is spent watching those hot college girls,(joking) they DO GET PAID WELL and DO HAVE FAR BETTER EQUIPMENT THAT WE DO. You gotta give him that one. Just dont fall into the trappings of "The Chicago Police are the only ones that matter" frame of mind as in todays media and climate,Im almost embarrassed to say I work for CPD. Im wondering one day when youre 99 and pulling down a van full of M-1's you will wave off UIC Police and handle it yourself there superman?

10/16/2009 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You may want to use them to detain a criminal while you wait for the "real police" to arrive to actually arrest/process them.

10/15/2009 11:25:00 PM

UIC Police process their own arrests..."real Police"... thats a joke these days

10/16/2009 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I have just 3 years on the job and I had a chance to work for a suburb but I chose the CPD because they were "the real police". I can say that I am regretting my choice. This department is a total joke and all the so called leaders are a joke. Its all bullshit and I feel even worse for the officcers that have more time then me invested in this shit department

10/16/2009 05:48:00 AM

Can you go back? it would be a great idea all bullshit aside,this dept is the titanic already 3/4 sunk! thanks to bumbling management and of course the king of all crime daley and the 50 thieves1

10/16/2009 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

..UIC is a joke..from the librals to the B.S. Police Dept they have there!!!

10/15/2009 04:47:00 PM


...The few times I was around there the first back-up I had was a UIC car. They are often called District 12 and a half. We need all the good will we can get so ,,,,

10/16/2009 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

HEAR HEAR!!

We agree whole-heartedly with old Gresham Copper...

Remember the traitors and sell-outs once the j-fart feeb circus folds it's tent, leaves town under cover of darkness and takes the grandest cabal of imperial ass-clowns ever allowed to steal oxygen back to D.C.

Out all of these bitches. We need names! They should be on their naked knees begging j-fart, o'keefe, masters and brust to take them to "greener" feeb pastures when "the troubles" are over. Good luck lads & lasses, the feebs are well known for their 'ahem' loyalty and generous terms to traitors... fidelity, bravery and integrity has always been a punchline instead of words to live by.

WE WILL REMEMBER WHO YOU FOOLS ARE!

10/16/2009 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow!! Fluky Stokes! I have not heard that name in some years. Shades of 1970 on 44th Cottage Grove and the pool hall!! You just brought back some memories for an old timer and when the police were the police

10/16/2009 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! All that great equipment and you do what? Free rides in that clean car for scared students? STFU Francis!!! Not everyone wants to hear wanna-be's brag about there do-nothng jobs.... Oil those un-used hand cuffs now and then.... You may want to use them to detain a criminal while you wait for the "real police" to arrive to actually arrest/process them.

10/15/2009 11:25:00 PM

And guess what Sherlock. They may do nothing and yet still get paid.(Something like your usual de-policing comments stated everyday on here) They have better equipment. They are not waiting over 2 years for a raise. and you are still a dog doing nothing, have shitty equipment,still waiting for a raise and still work for Jody. So who is the smart one and who is the miserable complaining asshole.

10/16/2009 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not everyone wants to hear wanna-be's brag about there do-nothng jobs.... Oil those un-used hand cuffs now and then.... You may want to use them to detain a criminal while you wait for the "real police"........


hey whiner hate to burst your bubble but UIC IS THE POLICE, STATE CERTIFIED AND EVERYTHING. What a fuckin hater. Must be a desk jockey or other worthless denigrated house mouse.

10/16/2009 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RIP to all the pre-printed "how am I doing cards?"

10/16/2009 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The captain on the third watch in 023 in now adding a " Customer Satisfaction Survey " MISSION to add to the other 5 or 6 missions he does on a daily basis!

10/15/2009 08:05:00 PM
-------------
If this is true, he's in violation of General Orders. There is NO CPD form for this and no form number. therefore it can NOT be used.

Why would somebody do this when the superintendent has already publicly condemned the concept??!!

10/17/2009 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Suburb Dick said...

but it ain't like you're working the fuckin ghetto, man! I mean, you're the U I C police.

10/15/2009 11:53:00 PM

I'm not UIC, I do work for a collar 'burb department.

You really oughta slow down a touch. Babymomma drama and chasing guys slinging rocks on the corner isn't exactly rocket science. Our job we do our own felonies without handing off to dicks, we have real victims once in a while, we have planned jobs by actual smart criminals, shit you have to actually think about.

I understand working the ghetto is busy, dangerous and a grind. What you don't seem to understand, there is a big world out there, and dealing with dumbasses you can tell to leave the house, folks you can verbally abuse and bitch slap and will mostly just take it, folks that all hate you and don't demand effective service is only one part of the job, and there is a lot of other shit to learn.

Tell the dead burb coppers that their job isn't dangerous.

And in the dicks I've grabbed offenders in 015,011, 010, 007 003, 002, and pretty much every other district in the city, most of the time with one partner, a nextel to call if it goes to shit, and not even bothering any of you guys. I've seen the shit you deal with.

I respect the shit out of CPD, and almost all the time have gotten respect and any help I've ever needed when I asked, and have always tried to give it back.

It's a shame some feel like this poster does.

10/17/2009 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'Dugan is not the same guy as I remember. He was always was a bit on the brash side but he knew his stiff back then. Now when he says anything even newbies on the job ask, who is this guy and has he got all his marbles.

Bea Cuello was always taking care of her people at all levels. She is keeping quiet because Jody is in his own world and she has found out that he doesn't listen to reason, especially POLICE REASON. So she has to keep quiet and keep the administrative functions going, take the forced unpaid furlough days, and makes a novena that the department, and the city are relieved from Jody and Shortshanks."

Well, they're both part of today's piss poor "model of leadership" of the U.S.S. (Titanic) CPD. The only good thing about whenever WEISel goes is, a whole lot of head bobbing robots around him will be out on their asses too. Starting (hopefully) with Masters, Masters, Masters!

10/17/2009 03:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The captain on the third watch in 023 in now adding a " Customer Satisfaction Survey " MISSION to add to the other 5 or 6 missions he does on a daily basis!

10/15/2009 08:05:00 PM
-------------
If this is true, he's in violation of General Orders. There is NO CPD form for this and no form number. therefore it can NOT be used.

Why would somebody do this when the superintendent has already publicly condemned the concept??!!

10/17/2009 12:55:00 AM

Are all of you that dumb???? It's sarcasm retards!!!

10/19/2009 10:42:00 AM  

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