AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!
With forecasts of snow expected to affect rush hour traffic Monday morning, and a winter storm predicted for this week, some Chicagoans decided it would be a good idea if they spent part of their Sunday shopping for salt and snow blowers.
According to the National Weather Service, a dusting of snow is expected between 4 a.m. and noon Monday, possibly affecting traffic in the morning, meteorologist Andy Boxell said.
But another winter storm forecast to start late afternoon or early evening Tuesday--in some places to include snow, rain and sleet--could bring four to five inches of snow across the downtown area by mid-day Wednesday. In some parts of Chicagoland, the accumulation may likely reach up to 6 to 10 inches.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
12 Comments:
Oooooh, goody; I'm going to get my car brushed off for free!
Now, back to the real world. I guess I'd better clear the leaves from the sewer cover area tomorrow, since the City couldn't be bothered to do a timely street cleaning after the bulk of the leaves came down in the past two weeks.
blizzard for tues night into wed morning--- 50 mph winds and heavy accumulations are possible for the metro area---
Word is that Meter Maids and TMA's are being equipped with snow brushes to make sure all street parking in the neighborhoods have their little parking box slips properly displayed.
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Here's hoping they slip and fall on their asses in the snow.
Return the Tahoes, they're even worse than I imagined.
There is only one thing I hate more than cloud vomit (snow) and that is Mayor Mumbles!
I have a designated handicapped parking spot at home, and a mirror hanging handicapped placard. I asked one of the meter maids about parking with the snow. She advised that I could appeal a parking ticket if one was written.
Thanks a lot.
I wish Mike Royko was still around. Imagine what he'd have to say about THIS Mayor Daley
Wonderful new Tahoe slid out on every attempt to accelerate during last night's first snowfall. Felt like I was on a frickin Slip and Slide the entire tour. Those things have ZERO handling on wet/icy pavement and most won't make it through their first winter without getiing cracked up or worse. Just pray no one gets seriously hurt or killed trying to survive their 8 hours.
This will be J-Feds crowning blunder.
good luck TOM BYRNE NOT!!!
you are going to earn your double dipping pay this winter. 300K
i hope mayor shortshanks throws you under the bus real quick so its not so painful.
i also want to see you picking up garbage cans in the alley with three feet of snow up to your belly, knees in most other men.
please retire ASAP TOM BYRNE
you are a pathetic double dipping no good POS!
Shortshanks & The Toddler Just Love Snow.
They Are Gonna Tax Snow By the Flake, Gonna Get Rich For Sure & Line The Pockets Of The Clouted Ones & The Fake Storefront Reverends So they Will Vote For These So Called "Politicians"
REMEMBER Stuttering Prick & URKLE
It Doesn't Pay To Fool With Mother Nature
GET READY TOM BYREN IS GOING TO SAVE US ALL!!!! he will run around tonight and pick up every snow flake before it hits the ground!! drivers take your time lets see if you can put the heat on all the ASSHOLES DALEY has out there telling you what to do!!!!
The practice run is over; the real snowstorm is on the way tonight.
Word is that Meter Maids and TMA's are being equipped with snow brushes to make sure all street parking in the neighborhoods have their little parking box slips properly displayed.
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What did the city pay for snowbrushes so the PRIVATE COMPANY's system can be enforced? Who is keeping track of them? Wanna bet every ghetto-ass TMA has one of these in the trunk of their 1989 gold buick with spinners on the way home tonight?
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