Aunt Bea Follies
Dear Bea,
This incident alone should disqualify you from holding even a Patrol Officer's badge. But we all know clout saved you and will continue to save you.
If you're actually going to conduct an "investigation" into who in your office is leaking your heart's desire to the world, we'll give you a hint - the brown haired one.
Good luck with that.
This incident alone should disqualify you from holding even a Patrol Officer's badge. But we all know clout saved you and will continue to save you.
If you're actually going to conduct an "investigation" into who in your office is leaking your heart's desire to the world, we'll give you a hint - the brown haired one.
Good luck with that.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
46 Comments:
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Oh MY,
Oh Me,
F... Y..,
Aunt Bea!
Does the city have any idea how much money we make them a year? It's a lot.
Who's her CLOUT ?? She must have performed some kind of service for /to somebody heavy !
I guess they have no positions at call back for her Rank ! :-)
Aunt Bea for Supt?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Stop it, SCC, you're killing me!
Oh, Gawd, make it stop...hahahaha
WHICH KEYHOLE HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING AT... Anonymous said...
O.T.
Aunt Bea is Pissed! She dropped a few F-bombs about the "leak" in her office where someone wrote on SSC about her desire to become Superintendent. She said she will conduct her own internal investigation.
Nobody has anything to worry about if she is doing the investigation.
Aunt Bea is making a huge push getting her ducks in a row so when J-Fed is gone she can stroll right in.
2/11/2010 07:34:00 AM
The GOSSIP we have heard is that she wants to retire ASAP. The job is a real pain in the neck for her.
The latter may very well be correct as anyone who is really the police probably can't stand J-Fed, can't stand to be in a room with him, grinds their teeth when they have to listen to him and reach for the anti-acids as soon as they leave a meeting.
2/11/2010 12:17:00 PM
The job is a real pain in the neck? You mean on top of blinking, now she's grinding her teeth and taking anti-acids?
Are you implying that she is the "real police"? Maybe she's a "real bartender" but that's about it.
She owes her job to JFED (because of Peterson) and now she can't stand him? Join the fucking club sweat heart! No one can stand JFED, BEA, SCREAMING SKULL, JJ or any of the super heroes!!!
Wow??? Ever heard of don't bite the hand that feeds you? That's the problem, no loyalty to anyone anymore. Eventhough the person who promoted her way beyond her capabilities (Peter Principle) she still has the audacity to say that she want's to retire ASAP.
Hasn't she been retired for the last two years? What has she done?
Haven't received any emails or haven't heard/seen her on radio/tv since she received national coverage on how her condo was raided afeter it was determined that it was being utilized as a storage(stash) facility for numerous firearms and large quantities of cocaine as reported by the Sun Times, Tribune and Associated Press (exactly one year to the date). Anyone else would have been forced to step down, demoted and or fired.
Congratulations BEA you beat the odds.
Well anyway,HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BEA!
This is funny they talk about BEA but have the wrong picture in the column. Wait to you see who's picture they replaced Bea's with.
I'll give you a hint. BQ
GO to page 12. This has got to be the funniest shit I've ever seen.
Sorry here's the file.
http://www.gunssavelife.com/
Index_files/Mar_Gun_News_09.pdf
Is her husband, ED "insert foot" O gone yet or is he still around?
I wonder if that you tube video ever surfaced?
IT'S ALL LEGIT!!!
A sloth spends 80% of its life sleeping.
How many PO's have taken serious time or been terminated for far less than Bea Cuello's dope house ???
If Bea can have a dope house does the Superintendent get to have a brothel?
How does it work?
Does each exempt rank get an illicit bordello of sorts?
Nothing on the CPD is legitimate.
It is fun rereading the comments with that article. Yup, nothing was done and it was all swept under the rug. It is amazing what "they" get away with yet us Cozzis can't.
BC honestly believes she is the best qualified person on this Department to become Superintendent. And make me SICK, this loser doesn't even qualify to drive a wagon for prisoner runs.
She is out of touch and dumb as a box of rocks. Just ask her about her idea for a wagon with a telescopic camera to fight crime. When she talked about that at a City Counsel meeting she looked like a complete moron.
Go Bea, make a run for the top spot you got my vote. Maybe that would get King Richie launched.
If she makes super, then I’ll really know this job is legit and on the up and up. LOL!!
There CANNOT, repeat, CANNOT be another major city police department in this country that has more FUCK UPS in command than the CPD.
When I travel and people ask me what I do I tell them that I'm a pedophile.
It's just a whole lot easier.
This is a women who was a merit promotee and as soon as she was sworn in as a lieutenant, went to the CTA as head of security.Did not take an assignment as a lieutenant in CPD. Did not last long there and returned to CPD as a commander. She is a heavy weight with the former hispanic group of Lopez. Nothing new here. I wonder what she did to warrant a merit promotion to lieutenant?
"When I travel and people ask me what I do I tell them that I'm a pedophile.
It's just a whole lot easier.
2/12/2010 08:39:00 AM"
and a lot more respectable, too.
We live in very scary times!
Like Cold War or polio scary?
Start rationing food and water for your fallout shelter - the comic book villains are coming!
Speaking of follies how about Gerry Callahan being found guilty and getting two years probation in the beating he administered off-duty and drunk in Niles. Is J-fraud going to get him time in a federal pen or is there too much clout to send him away. This pos is just as bad as Abbate, the only difference is that he wasn't caught on tape.
Bet you he has never thrown a punch at someone bigger or younger than himself.
"She is out of touch and dumb as a box of rocks. Just ask her about her idea for a wagon with a telescopic camera to fight crime. When she talked about that at a City Counsel meeting she looked like a complete moron."
MOPOD! Somebody post the video!!
J-Fed should be ashamed to have a command staff like that. I would be demoting and promoting like a chess game until I came up with something presentable. Come on Jody, you can do better than this !
Bottom line, this crap is making the King look bad... Aunt Bea looks silly wearing that hat. Reminds me of Tyne Daley in the movie with Clint Eastwood, the interview: "Name your most important felony arrest."
Response: "Ive never made a felony arrest, Sir".
Thank you SCC. It is really sad that everyone of these comments is lol funny but oh so true!! Every one of the Command Staff needs to be nervous about getting dumped when the next supt takes over. They deserve every kick in the ass they get.
I love the way she strolls around headquarters like she owns the place with her hair well below the bottom of her collar. Nothing like being out of uniform. Get your hair pinned up! Does your appearance command respect?! Also, does anyone know whatever happened to the female P.O. from the academy that told her to put her I.D. on? Did she really get launched? What became of that??
J-Fed should be ashamed to have a command staff like that. I would be demoting and promoting like a chess game until I came up with something presentable. Come on Jody, you can do better than this !
Bottom line, this crap is making the King look bad... Aunt Bea looks silly wearing that hat. Reminds me of Tyne Daly in the movie with Clint Eastwood, the interview: "Name your most important felony arrest."
Response: "Ive never made a felony arrest, Sir".
OMG, how true!!! LOL! Here's the classic clip (about the 3:33 mark)!
Sad thing that this is the representation of our department.
SCC YOU HAVE TO MAKE A THREAD OF THIS PLEASE?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPMrlox2ieE&feature=related
OT *** Rocket Launcher Among Weapons Seized On West Side
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/02/
rocket-launcher-among-weapons-seized-on-west-side.html
Bet you he has never thrown a punch at someone bigger or younger than himself.
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Callahan doesn't promote or believe in violence, but he is willing to fight for what he believes in.
SCC, maybe someone should ask Bea why she is going to the wakes of Latin King gangmembers? Me thinks that is a conflict of interest? Oh and Bea, try using something more than a pair of risky business sunglasses!and for Gods sake don't sign the register using your real name. Use some common sense!
She is out of touch and dumb as a box of rocks.
and her personality not too far from that box of rocks.
I have seen her in some of the CAPS crime rallies and she is so fucking arrogant! She think's that she is the best thing ever happened to CPD, besides sliced bread.
Aunt B, do the department a favor and resign.
Didnt this happen 2 yrs ago?
"She is out of touch and dumb as a box of rocks. Just ask her about her idea for a wagon with a telescopic camera to fight crime. When she talked about that at a City Counsel meeting she looked like a complete moron."
Why is this entire paragraph in quotes? and it's council not counsel, who's the moron?
Kind of like a chief the laurence fishbourne look alike who is a real life pimp? Talk about a cover up. Notice how he changed up and only gives his personal information on house parties to his dream team? You think someone told him to be careful or what? Ass should be cuffed to a wall.
She has some real weight that is for sure. Got her old tact Lt. made a commander but he really is a good guy thank God. I heard that she promised to get one of the Lt's in MSF made also. I do not doubt that this will happed. Shit if Henny Penny can be made a commander anyone can. How about Ronnie WO Wo. He has nice teeth.
I wonder what she did to warrant a merit promotion to lieutenant?
2/12/2010 09:02:00 AM
It was her reward from Harvey Radney for her part in the team effort to oversee the elimination of the CHA Police Department and assume the CHA PD duties and property.
IMHO, Bea was smart enough to be loyal to Radney, probably because she knew he could help her, but is not very smart overall, other than being able to mix a passable cocktail.
BTW, he rewarded two others with merit promotions to lieutenant for the same venture.
Aunt B, do the department a favor and resign.
2/12/2010 11:56:00 PM
And take your "foot in the mouth" goofy husband with you.
Be my ♥. Aunt Bea. I'd love to take you and your old partner, Senora Sherlock, to a gourmet meal at one of Chicago's finest and most intimate restaurants followed by three-way games of Scrabble 'til dawn.
The check is on you guys.
Callahan doesn't promote or believe in violence, but he is willing to fight for what he believes in.
2/12/2010 06:53:00 PM
Are you kidding me? What about the time he was trying to lock up a bartender for cutting him off? There's countless other drunken escapades that this guy has under his belt.
Anonymous said...
Aunt B, do the department a favor and resign.
2/12/2010 11:56:00 PM
And take your "foot in the mouth" goofy husband with you.
2/13/2010 01:42:00 PM
Lt Z, stay off the blue shirt blog.
Check into her financial dealings and what she endured regarding the condominium incident where CPD recovered automatic guns and a large quantity of drugs from HER condo in the company of HER daughter who was not listed on one report! How about trace the calls that went to her blackberry and the emails she sent out after she was informed of the bust PRIOR to the Commander even being informed. Was that an ethical decision, interfering in a felony investigation and altering normal department policy and reporting standards?
Then look at the numbers from 010 prior to her being promoted and after her being promoted. Then also look at the citywide numbers and all the bullshit she allowed when she became Deputy Superintendent of Patrol. Though the one we have is just as bad now, but remember, who did he work for before getting that job? Does Aunt Bea ring a bell?
Now, as the 3rd in Command of CPD, why is her focus now on FUCKING AWARDS? She is stacking her people's resumes so they can get promoted. Look at who she is approving for trainings and who is being informed of new opportunities and allowed to participate? Everyone associated to her. Look into that Jfed and actually do something about it! Look into was proper protocol followed and was she sanctioned for narcotic and gun activity occurring in her property! Did her daughter have another incident a few weeks ago? YEP!
Ms Merit should not be put in place to oversee anything when she has no ethical stance with any of us officers at all. Mayor Daley and Jodi Weis, I can see why you keep some fools on, but keeping her on because she is best friends with the Superintendent's wife is ludicrous!!!
That position is a waste of money and you know it. We need a Superintendent, a second in command then management staff should branch out. It should be one central housing location for all exchange of information and filtering of information. Any major company practices this philosophy and Chicago has had this in place since its onset. What kind of idiot does what is being done now?
How can we have someone in charge of the Operations of the Department (ASO James Jackson) and all of the resources coming from someone else (Aunt Bea)? She makes car, radio, technological equipment, special employment, training and merit decisions! She does not even work with the people that she is reviewing for merit! How stupid is that? Let me say this again, why do we have civilian office people like Deputy Superintendent Ted O'Keefe and Aunt Bea who has NO dealings what so ever with street level people and is all merit herself, coupled with the fact that she worked the street less than 3 years her entire career and does not even have 20 arrests, make any MERIT decisions! That is just despicable! Mayor Daley and Jodi Weis, how can we continue to have idiots like this making decisions? Now her job is to weed out office people? She worked in some office her entire career as she does now. She only targets the Districts where the COMMANDER has no clout associated with her and fucks with them. How can you say it is okay to have the same amount of office people in 016, 020 or 019and say the same number is effective in 003, 011 or 015? How can you have the same amount of tactical teams in 016 as you do in 004, 005, 006, 007, etc. etc. How can you have more Police Officers and Management staff assigned to 001 and 018 than you do to 005 or 006?
I bet she is in all of those personnel meetings because guess what, she is in charge of the movement of personnel!!! WTF? You are setting this department and the ASO position up to fail, no matter who has it!
Last but not least, who's idea was it to have upper management from Chiefs and above on the street on Fridays to boost morale! Are you all fucking idiots! That does NOTHING for us but piss us off even more. The moment you dumb fucks make one pinch that you had to call to the District for assistance for anyway, all you do is put yourselves in for AWARDS and brag about the little shit you did! We do this shit everyday!
Fuck you very much! April 15th is not Tax Day for me, it is my day of resurrection from this miserable, fucked up department! I will praying for you, my brothers and sisters in blue. Retirement is my only options because I cannot continue to work for an entire regime that I do not believe in!
Let me get this straight.....We used to have one guy, the Chief of Patrol. He ran everything in patrol and he was the highest ranking guy in patrol. Bea gets promoted, AGAIN, to run patrol and screws the pooch. Then we create two completely new spots and ranks that didn't exist, Deputy Superintendents of Patrol at $172,452 a year. Higher rank, higher pay and two of them. The when Jody figures out that Jimmy and Bea together couldn't run a charity car wash he leaves them in these new "I'M Rich Bitch" spots and makes McCotter the Chief of Patrol at $161,664 a year to get the job done. So now it costs us over $500,000.00 just to do what the C of P used to do all by himself. Man life is good. Bea would have had to have sold a lot of pickled pigs feet over at The Captain's Quarters to make this kind of green. No wonder we can't afford to hire anybody. Fat Phil and the reverends still got the juice and their hommies are suckin this department dry like a pack of vampires on a 2 year old. God Help Us!
correction, I meant to say Assistant Superintendents Not Deputy. $506,000 a year for a bartender, a slick boy and someone to do damage control for them. And lets not forget Dugan at $163,680 a year. My God it is just nauseating. We're pissing money away like a west side lotto winner but the troops can't get a contract and the retirees have to keep coughing up more for their medical insurance. Its like Obamas running this department
Let me get this straight.....We used to have one guy, the Chief of Patrol. He ran everything in patrol
YOu don't know shit. The First Deputy ran EVERYTHING, Chief of patrol was only a division head.
When I started it was TOWNSEND who ran IT ALL...and Chief was Ruckrich.
Fuck off with your Chief of Patrol ran everything bull shit...any old timer will tell you Chief of Patrol wasn't anything but a signature before old Jack Townsend
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