Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Wasting Food - Wasting People

Well, in his defense, it was a powdered sugar doughnut - they are kind of irresistible:
  • Opening statements have begun in the Iowa attempted murder trial of 23-year-old Derrick Roberts, a Chicago man who prosecutors say shot a woman because one of her relatives hit him with a doughnut.

    The Chicago resident is also charged with intimidation with a dangerous weapon and willful injury for allegedly shooting 50-year-old Delores Smith of Cedar Rapids while she was in a parked van with other family members a year ago.

    Prosecutors say Roberts riddled the van with gunfire because a relative of Smith's had earlier struck him in the leg with a powdered sugar doughnut she was throwing away.

Hey, it's a chance to see Iowa justice in action again! Let's see if they can actually get it right this time without being overturned by a higher court.

Unless of course, the victim has a father who runs a regional trucking firm. Then our money would have to be on the doughnut getting 20 years to life.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you F***ing kidding me, he shot her over a donut attack? Was it self defense because the donut was stale? You Can't be Disrespectin like dat!

5/19/2010 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He must have been a real cream puff!

5/19/2010 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude got powdered sugar all over my sean johns and he got his dome pushed back---- i'll bet a lot of ex chicago citizens who have decided to move there are keeping prosecutors in iowa very busy....

5/19/2010 08:28:00 AM  
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5/19/2010 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the dude was dissed by a donut. That deserves shootin somebody.

5/19/2010 10:24:00 PM  
Anonymous CharLes Bronson said...

I see a commercial in the hood for Dunkin Donuts somehow...

5/21/2010 05:47:00 AM  

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