Knife Ban on the Way
At least five people were injured in stabbings in the last 14 hours in apparently unrelated incidents across the city, according to the Chicago Fire Department.[...] Chicago Police are investigating.
Sure we are. In the meantime, word from City Hall that a "Knife Turn-In" day will be held this coming weekend.
- $5 for nail files and ice picks
- $10 for daggers and K-Bars
- $25 for Swiss Army knives ($5 bonus if it still has the toothpick attachment)
- $50 for switchblades, butterfly and ballistic knives.
- $100 for the Ginsu Knife Assortment with Block.
We just threw in that last one for kicks - we have a couple of weddings to be at next month and we're looking gifts.