Knife Ban on the Way
At least five people were injured in stabbings in the last 14 hours in apparently unrelated incidents across the city, according to the Chicago Fire Department.
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Sure we are. In the meantime, word from City Hall that a "Knife Turn-In" day will be held this coming weekend.
- $5 for nail files and ice picks
- $10 for daggers and K-Bars
- $25 for Swiss Army knives ($5 bonus if it still has the toothpick attachment)
- $50 for switchblades, butterfly and ballistic knives.
- $100 for the Ginsu Knife Assortment with Block.
We just threw in that last one for kicks - we have a couple of weddings to be at next month and we're looking gifts.
Labels: crime
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
26 Comments:
Hahahhaa... Thanks for the laugh scc
Hmmm...
A Smatchet would be nice to to have! Already have the K-Bar...
We need to close down all the mom and pop taverns and neighborhood liquor stores too! Oh wait. They've done that. No booze, no guns, but hey, lot's of crime!!!
How much for a fork?
Who came up with sally port?
Ban knives and forks. Hand in your fork and get a spork (Plastic spoon fork). Put a cork on al forks for now.
There was a girl stabbed at a south side high school on Friday, it seems the media forgot about his incident also.
And then please ban cars, hot water heaters, lakes/swimming pools, snow shovels and nail guns while you're at it, Mr. Mayor.
After all, THEY are what cause fatal crashes, scaldings, drownings, heart attacks and impalements, right?
101 for burrka's
Please, please, please don't give the jagoff any ideas!
They should impose a dildo ban.....we'd be able to clear our command ranks, city government AND the street-corner revrunses.
Thanks for the Sunday morning laugh!!
ITS BARBECUE SEASON KNIVES ARE AROUND EVERY GRILL AND SO IS THE BEER!!!EASY ACCESS MEANS EASY KILL!!
what do I get for an eleventh century claymore?
Hey the ONLY reason that stabbings are up is because these same people turned in their guns last week so that they could get a debit card to buy some cheetos and grape pop.
10 dollars for a k-bar!!!!!!! no fucking way my k-bar is priceless hoooooooooooooooooooraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
can i keep my collection of sporks from popeyes?
Knives are quiet killers. Messy, but quiet. Death by a thousand cuts; it's the middle eastern way to make the infidel suffer.
go home, masters!
Have a K-Bar & a Gerber Mark IV.
Ready to slice & dice!
How about a charge for all the knives in the back at 35th street
All knives must be registered. All knives must be taken apart and kept locked up. Knives designed for one hand use will no longer be allowed to be registered. The registration certificate must be in hand before you take home the knife you bought. If you are late in annual reregistration, the knife must be disposed of, it is forever unregisterable, however you can go back to the knife store and buy an exact same knife and register that one. Mayor Daley is not an american, he is asking the world court to usurp American soerign rule.
http://www.coldsteel.com/
And then please ban cars, hot water heaters, lakes/swimming pools, snow shovels and nail guns while you're at it, Mr. Mayor.
After all, THEY are what cause fatal crashes, scaldings, drownings, heart attacks and impalements, right?
5/16/2010 05:25:00 AM
Is the little baggie ban still in effect? I thought our drug problem was supposed to go away after that one.
If you guys are looking to ban something that has gotten many people killed, we should ban MONEY. Right Barry? Or we can just make it so worthless that people will go back to bartering again out of sight of the IRS (who doesn't do this already?).
I want to turn in that LittLe red plastic device that comes with cheese and crackers...
"What do I get for an eleventh century claymore?"
--5/16/2010 12:04:00 PM
A clear, safe area around you, encompassing at least the arc of your two-handed swing. Remember to roar as you attack.
http://www.bussecombat.com/home/index.shtml
Good people- have donated to fundraisers...
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