Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Area 2 Fixed!

We received a pair of e-mails today stating that the corroded and fractured pillar holding up a large portion of Area 2 was repaired recently. Remember these pictures?



We aren't structural engineers, but we imagine something like this would require more than just a surface application of concrete. They actually propped up the building, tore out the pillar, replaced the structural iron and put a new pillar in place, right? We'll ask that our Area 2 readers keep us informed of events as they unfold.

For our next repair trick, we have these lovely photos from an Area 4 reader:



According to our e-mailer, that is human excrement dripping from the ceiling of the 011th District female locker room. It comes from the plumbing directly above on the main floor. Our reader also relates that this has been going on for a few years now and the latest "repair" undertaken by the engineers is...wait for it... new ceiling tiles to absorb the most recent drips!

We guess the previous tiles must have been full.

Hey, wait a minute. Maybe this was the source of the 011th District gas leak that led to the evacuation of the building and cancellation of afternoon court yesterday?

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24 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 011 district should be condemned!

I shutter just walking into the place.

Mold, asbestos & feces raining from the ceiling!

6/09/2010 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to our e-mailer, that is human excrement dripping from the ceiling of the 011th District female locker room. It comes from the plumbing directly above on the main floor.


What can I say... 011 has always been a "Shitty" place to work!

6/09/2010 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More evidence on how this is the city that works.

6/09/2010 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They put a fence around the post at area 2 while they were repairing it, but the left most of it open so they could walk in and out freely. This allowed all to see the steel plate the welded around the still crumbling post without ever repairing the damage. All for show.

6/09/2010 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Start filling out exposure to communicable disease forms each time you go near that filth and do the full course of action, a trip to the department's doctor for testing, and file a safety grievance every day.

6/09/2010 04:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weis was interviewed about this and he said "if the police officers didn't have to shit, it wouldn't be there."

---not a cop

6/09/2010 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC said . . .

And now for my next magical trick . . .

6/09/2010 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What office sits above that locker room where the human filth is dripping? Could it be a boss's office? JFled's District Hideaway?

Would make sense since it always seems that shit rolls downhill from on high.

Only thing for certain is it's not Shortshanks doing. He hasn't seem to have shrunk any further. He is a short shit but...

6/09/2010 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Area 2 Fixed!"

Well, a little bit anyway. It's a start.

Now if we could only put some detectives in the building, we might really have something here!

6/09/2010 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Such nice quality work done by the lowest bidder.

6/09/2010 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see a post here saying to fill out an "Exposure" report and then have the department doctors test you. Sorry dude, I guess you have never been exposed before. The Department doesn't test for shit. They take the report, that's it. You can go to the Medical Section if you like but they aren't testing you. They advise you to go to Illinois Department of Human Services or the CDC on Taylor and Hamilton and have them test you like they test the public. It doesn't cost anything because that is where they test the public for free.

6/09/2010 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'd think that when they "fix" the leak by replacing the ceiling tiles, they could at least wipe the existing shit off of the walls.

6/09/2010 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As the previous poster stated they did not repair the column! They wrapped it with with a thin steel plate put a few tack welds and the filled it with BONDO! Next a nice coat of paint and all is well.

Don't worry the sheet metal and paint will hold up the second floor, I'm sure!!!

6/09/2010 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous AREA 2 said...

Hey....


Did they fix CPT Jones?


Or at least give him a personality?

6/09/2010 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's talk about plumbing in Area 2 on the second floor.

Youth Locker room, The toilet seat has been broke for 6 months. The Urinal has had a bag over it for 3-4 weeks. I was in there last week one inch of water on the floor.

Detectives locker room, 2 of the 3 urinals have bags over them. One of the two toilets has a bag over it. The one toilet left has a broken seat. Sit at your own risk, you may end up on the floor!!!

Not to mention they both smell like on of those porta potties.

6/09/2010 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Chicago Dept of Duct Tape saves the day once again.

6/09/2010 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And they thought that their shit didn't stink!

6/09/2010 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha ha why would they safeguard their own. LOL

6/09/2010 02:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The Chicago Dept of Duct Tape saves the day once again.

6/09/2010 01:16:00 PM


Duct tape?
Don't you mean Wisconsin chrome?

6/09/2010 08:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I see a post here saying to fill out an "Exposure" report and then have the department doctors test you. Sorry dude, I guess you have never been exposed before. The Department doesn't test for shit. They take the report, that's it. You can go to the Medical Section if you like but they aren't testing you. They advise you to go to Illinois Department of Human Services or the CDC on Taylor and Hamilton and have them test you like they test the public. It doesn't cost anything because that is where they test the public for free.

6/09/2010 10:22:00 AM


Shit can spread hepatitis, salmonella, cryptosporidium, hookworm etc. Lots of diseases are spread through exposure with feces.

The marine unit fills out those forms every time they dive in the river, unless they are lazy that day.

I would do an exposure report each and every day I come near the contamination, then go to the medical section and raise hell. Call the union and raise hell there too. Multiply this by dozens of officers every day.

Posts on the blog won't draw attention.
Dozens if not hundreds of exposure reports will.
Demand medical care for exposure to contaminated feces.

6/09/2010 08:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

spackle?

6/09/2010 08:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
... The next step would be, WHY has Bonnie (Amado) been able to hang onto her job for so long, when everyone can see how totally ineffective she has been FOR YEARS?
What say you, Shortshanks?

This name keeps popping up. Who the hell is she and what does she have to do with CPD?

6/09/2010 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
... The next step would be, WHY has Bonnie (Amado) been able to hang onto her job for so long, when everyone can see how totally ineffective she has been FOR YEARS?
What say you, Shortshanks?

This name keeps popping up. Who the hell is she and what does she have to do with CPD?

6/09/2010 09:11:00 PM

She is the civilian director of facilities management. Was at a meeting with her once, to discuss problems when our district was first built. $100,000+ a year incompetent. She's a real piece of work...Talk to her sometime...
Will interrupt you to no end and just ignore anything you have to say.

6/09/2010 11:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to our e-mailer, that is human excrement dripping from the ceiling of the 011th District female locker room. It comes from the plumbing directly above on the main floor.


What can I say... 011 has always been a "Shitty" place to work!

6/09/2010 12:26:00 AM

File an OHSA complaint again and again and again!!

6/12/2010 09:00:00 PM  

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