Don't Touch my Beer Ma

Tales of the stupid:

• It's hard to be 32 years old and still live with mom, but when she takes your beer away, sometimes you have to take it like a man.
  
  Charles Lee Dennison, over in New Port Richey, learned that the hard way this past weekend when he was arrested for calling 911 to complain his mother had poached his pilsener.
  
  Dennison was "very intoxicated" and demanded that the police arrest dear old mom when officers responded to his initial 911 call Friday night, according to tampabay.com.
  
  The sloshed son told cops that if mom wasn't arrested and charged, he'd keep calling the emergency number.

The good news is he's eligible for execution in Florida.