Best and Brightest?
The Department of Homeland Security is advertising job openings.
On pizza boxes:
We're speechless. We're also wondering if we're ever flying anywhere ever again.
On pizza boxes:
We're speechless. We're also wondering if we're ever flying anywhere ever again.
Labels: we got nothing
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
25 Comments:
Jody, I got a pizza for you!
Join NOW and get free pepperoni for one year...
Are there preference points if you order more than a certain amount of pizzas? just sayin...
Has to be a joke
NAACP attacks Tea Parties as racist. Our very own First Lady tells blacks to not sit on their laurels.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/07/12/michelle_obama_encourages_blacks_to_increase_intensity.html
hmm, pizza probably isn't all that good either.
I quit flying years ago, too much of a pain in the ass.
Q: How do you get a CPS 'Honor Student' off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Whacha matta you? You no like Pizza?
I'm surprised they don't advertise on bags of Flamin Hotz. Back when we DID search warrants, there were two indicators of a positive warrant when the door came down:
#1. A Scarface poster on the wall (or target wearing a Scarface t-shirt)
#2. A T.S.A. jacket draped over a chair in the kitchen/living room/giant pile of dirty laundry room
I hear that Dept. Supt. of BAS Lil' Teddy O'Keefe got his job when he found the application on the side of a Burger King bag.
"Do you want fries with that?"
GOOD GAWD ALL-MY-TEE!
What the fuck is next?
Advertising on the back of flamin' hots bags and grape pop cans?
Why not have it on the wrappers at Maxwell St. Polish? It'll be a fuckin' trifecta with the polish, the fry and the grape pop having this bull-donkey shit on it!
Advertising federal job openings on a damn pizza box?
We see the Washington D.C. satellite office of Daley Inc. having a BIG hand in this home-made bullshit.
Just imagine for a second who the "targeted audience" is going to be?
O_o? ...*crickets*...
(8<H)X (skull & cross-bones)...
This REALLY makes us want to fly somewhere!
Is there ANYONE out there with the weight of authority who can say "Now wait just a muthafuckin' minute, STOP the bullshit RIGHT NOW"?
Fuck it... They might as well run recruitment advertising for CPD in the Sunday funnies. Promotional opportunities will be scrawled on wall in the last crusty-assed, shit house stall in 011. Same results.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
NAACP attacks Tea Parties as racist. Our very own First Lady tells blacks to not sit on their laurels.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/07/12/michelle_obama_encourages_blacks_to_increase_intensity.html
7/13/2010 02:05:00 AM
You mean she wants the link card holders to work? Just is just a flame thrower starting shit, lighting the fuse because they know the dumbocrats in nov will lose a lot offices due to her and barry1
Hmmmm, not surprised at all after seeing the TSA's for years already!
Wow...Un-real!!! A pizza box???
Actually, Michelle Obama is correct.
Blacks shouldn't sit on their laurels, or continue to be played by the Machine. I think the First Lady is right on the money.
WTF!!
dude will rat you out for 1 slice!
Litmus test for immaturity/ego problems/authoritarianism/anal retentiveness --
Does a person, once given an official (government) or quasi-official (private enterprise) ID card to hang around their neck, wear it everywhere before and after work as well -- home, street, shopping?
If so, you may have a real a__hole on your hands. Nothing worse than someone who used to mop up a pizza joint suddenly being given a badge and a little authority. Get a manpower-push new-hire TSA screener for a neighbor and they act like they run the place. (Then, typically, loudmouth's live-in partner turns out to be a convicted sex offender...whee!)
In this brave effort, we have the Air Force recruiting slogan, inverted.
"Aim Low."
Is that a pepperoni in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Someone tell Baby Huey there that he can't waddle around working on a slice of double-cheese, talking with his mouth full, while on duty.
"Sir! This a area! This reshtricted! Aw yaw stan' over behin' de yellow line."
I'd gladly leave the United States, except everywhere else is even worse.
Not much of a recommendation, is it?
The Wackenhuts are taking over...
Makes me feel really safe! was at chicago airport the tsa "agents" were shucking and jiving to each other yelling and screaming talk about a huge waste of billions! But then again look at the pizza box, do we the taxpayers pay for these boxes also??
Put the new hires at the border or assign to cook county jail where nearly 40% are illegal. Get rid of the vermin that have invaded our country.
How fucking diplomatic, the first lady, playing the race card. Unbelievable.
"How fucking diplomatic, the first lady, playing the race card. Unbelievable.
7/13/2010 08:15:00 PM"
believable, if you know her.
"Is that a pepperoni in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
7/13/2010 03:56:00 PM"
it's a pepperoni.
sit, boo boo, sit.
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