They Start So Early
PCP and cocaine was found in a sick 1-year-old baby who was brought to a West Side hospital by its parents early Sunday, police said.
About 3:20 a.m., the parents of a sick 1-year-old baby arrived at Mount Sinai Hospital where it was discovered that there was PCP and cocaine in the baby’s system, according to Harrison District police. The baby's condition was unknown early Sunday.
The parents live in public housing on the 3600 block of 5th Avenue, police said.
What's that? Parents' stash? You mean...oh. Oops, sorry. our bad. We were confused. Carry on.
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