A Pair of Aces
Or is that a pair of jokers?
Anyone who gets written up for a uniform infraction regarding unauthorized hats ought to have this picture as Exhibit #1.
Hey J-Fled, either wear the uniform or don't, but try to stick with some sort consistent decision, even if it's the consistently wrong decision.
Anyone who gets written up for a uniform infraction regarding unauthorized hats ought to have this picture as Exhibit #1.
Hey J-Fled, either wear the uniform or don't, but try to stick with some sort consistent decision, even if it's the consistently wrong decision.
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posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
208 Comments:
hes in civilain dress... whats wrong with the hat?
AWESOME
MY HEROES!!!
AND THEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT!
THE CITIES FUTURE LIES IN THEIR HANDS.
I don't see sgt stripes. Who's the LT? She looks kinda young to be a watch commander. That doesn't look like 024 or 004. Is it 025 or 011?
He showed up in 003 at about 11:45pm on NYE. I'm sure he hid in the locker room until 12:30 when most of the shots fired were finished.
Do as I say, not as I do!!
He's pretending that he's part of MSF. Just a turtleneck?
Thanks for the pic desk sergeant
Anybody notice that he's only wearing a turtleneck under his vest??? Where's the uniform shirt?
Or is this Jfled's idea of civilian dress?
That gold star kind of gives away your cover dude! And so does the CPD turtleneck. But who am I kiddin? Was he really planning on locking someone up?
I'm surprised there's a Bears hat big enough to fit that cranium.
I want to be ripped like him Daddy... How can I Do that?
I don't want to defend this aloof asshole, SCC, but since Weis appears to be in civilian dress (and appears to be dressed up like a tact officer, for whatever fucked up reason a Supt. would be so attired for street duty), the 'uniform violation' rules really wouldn't apply. One just has to scratch their head to figure out why Weis has appeared numerous times in public this year in less than professional attire, as a man of his position normally would (if he doesn't like suits & ties, ok, but at least manage to wear 'business casual').
Which would you rather have, J-Fleds head filled with quarters, or one thousand dollars?
Is he trying to emulate SWAT?
I will aplaud the Superintendent on this one!
He actually found a hat that fits that huge mellon!
Well done, sir, well done!
Where's Larry?
A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!
Is he wearing a turtleneck under his sweater, but with no white uniform shirt?
what a pussy! he wishes he was the hair gel police!
that big boy is going to make me a commander!
Al Nagode #66 call me captain!
Not
I love that picture!
They are a 'Pair' that Beat "Three of a Kind"!
(please keep your lips shut Penny, you look like an Anteater)
It looks like something from a comedy skit. Said, said that this is real. Maybe he wants to seem more like one of the guys or maybe he never got all the uniform equipment. I just wish we would go back to one uniform.
im so happy that captain nagode is posting that he is going to become the commander of the 001 district . he is so sexy and he is tough cause he backs the real police
Dumb and Dumber
Is Penny singing a Cab Calloway song or is she doing her Sunday serman at the House of God and Pancakes M.B. Church???
Dumb and Dumber...
So is JFed gonna strip the desk Sgt who snapped the photo now?
Looks like a scene from a remake of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
I've run out of shit to say about these two....hey everyone coming to 011, prepeare to deal with her bullshit, I work here and she makes the burger queen look like a genius
So does this mean we're going LAPD with dark blue shirts?
Nice photo. I'm glad I was RDO because I don't think I can handle seeing those two together?
the clown and howdy doody
if i have three donkeys and two jackasses does that mean i have a full house?
Six people shot in 006 and the city can't even get us a dispatcher who speaks English. That mumbling, incoherent male dispatcher is useless. A big thanks to all the lazy sergeants and 911 supervisors who allow this useless piece of garbage to handle our air.
What do you want from him? He's a TACTICAL WARRIOR :)
OT someone needs to put marble mouth dispatcher working zone 8 tonight be put back on cw3 were he belongs. He is going to get someone hurt
LOL awwwwwwww look.......he's trying to look like the REAL police....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Good. I will print this and use it attached to my answer to the next PAR I receive for wearing my own Bears hat.
Woof woof!
Every time I look at that picture I see something new. Just above the monitor the head that appears to be Jo from the Facts of life appears. Henny penny covering her name plate so jfled wont know her name. Sgt s que on the monitor. Fled wearing uniform items with civilian attire. Wearing some kind of uniform without a button up shirt.
I simply can't imagine it. By the grace of God I was able to retire before ever having to address either pigeyes or Mrs. Bojangles. Would I have been able to contain myself? I have such a filthy mouth, such a short fuse and had such a blue shirt. I simply can't imagine how my career would've ended.
HA HA HA HA !!!!!!! OMG WHAT A GOOFBALL !!!!!!!
who gets written up for uniform infractions--- I haven't seen an inspector in the district for at least the past two years--- wear whatever you want and do whatever you want, nobody gives a shit anymore....
Only in 011 would they sneak a pic at that jag. Those guys are gutsy, gutsy I say!
And this cocksucker has the BALLS to try and tell the real police how to wear their uniforms lest they be fucked over and written up.
FUCK YOU JFUCK, YOU IGNORANT SHITHEEL!
more like a pair of boobs
That woman looks like a total joke. Once you get to know her, then she becomes even a bigger joke.
you must be kidding lol wow rules only applys to the few someone get fired this dumb ass already .
Penny showing him her youtube video. After awhile , JFed said "Gotta run".
There is not such thing as "uniform" anymore. At least the dictionary version.
And speaking of "aces" inhabiting 011...
Were the good folks over at SCC made aware of the "potential" bomb scare in 011 last night?
Scenario unfolds as such: coppers working Mass Transit get a hand waver that relates s/he overheard two European-type males on a Blue Line train mention they have a bomb.
Coppers call CTA to stop the train. CTA Swat arrives. Dudes are located, SEARCHED ON SCENE, and placed under arrest for D.C. They are then transported to 011 for processing.
A more extensive search in 011 yields an "electronic device" with a battery attached to it and a blinking blue, LED light on the person of one of the arrestees.
NOW HERE COMES THE GOOD PART...one of the arresting officers removes the device and takes it outside where he places it in the courtyard between the garage where officers park and the rear door to the station. Copper then goes back to processing the arrests and the Swat guys disappear into thin air.
Meanwhile, several officers coming to and leaving 011 are walking past this potential weapon of mass destruction, until word trickles out as to what the fuck was just left in the planter box outside.
Within minutes, the station is roped off in both red and yellow tape, pedestrian and vehicular traffic is blocked around the perimeter of the building, coppers and arrestees are ushered away from the processing rooms at the east end of the station, and B & A is notified and arrives on scene.
Device is destroyed/rendered useless via water cannon blast and the remnants are discovered to be a non-lethal homemade device that arrestee claims to be a therapeutic contraption that heals through electromagnetic waves.
After everything is over and done (and examples like this is why I LOVE processing prisoners in 011), one of the regular desk guys is blaring The Gap Bands "You Dropped A Bomb On Me" via YouTube.
Moral of the story? Some lax copper that did a half-assed search potentially put the lives of countless other coppers at risk. Had this been the real deal, things could've been catastrophic.
Be careful out there, folks.
Anonymous said...
I don't want to defend this aloof asshole, SCC, but since Weis appears to be in civilian dress (and appears to be dressed up like a tact officer, for whatever fucked up reason a Supt. would be so attired for street duty), the 'uniform violation' rules really wouldn't apply. One just has to scratch their head to figure out why Weis has appeared numerous times in public this year in less than professional attire, as a man of his position normally would (if he doesn't like suits & ties, ok, but at least manage to wear 'business casual').
1/02/2011 12:33:00 AM
Call me crazy, but aren't all street personnel required to be in uniform on New Years Eve? Tact, gangs, 06 cars, everyone for the last 16 years I've been around.
scc there is a G.O or a S.O that specifically states civilian dressed officers cannot wear any clothing with logos on it. That is to include anything with CPD as well. I bring this up because I took a few days for it some years back. Wish I had this pic then...
Well, the computer obviously says "DESK SERGEANT WORK CUE". It wouldn't be hard to figure out who posted that. Maybe the screen should've been turned off. Gotta be careful when you're being sneaky...
"I simply can't imagine how my career would've ended.
1/02/2011 03:27:00 AM"
gloriously?
Well at least we know the girl in the background of the picture didn't snap the photo.
Um, she has the tie on wrong. How can you fuck up something as simple as a snap on tie? What a dumb shit.
He'd never get away with this shit in 013!!!
You know it kind of looks like Edger Bergen and Charlie McCarthy, with Weis pulling the strings of course.
I don't want to defend this aloof asshole, SCC, but since Weis appears to be in civilian dress (and appears to be dressed up like a tact officer, for whatever fucked up reason a Supt. would be so attired for street duty), the 'uniform violation' rules really wouldn't apply.
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He's in a uniform item turtleneck and a uniform item fleece jacket. Those items, if I recall correctly, are uniform items only and CANNOT be worn with civilian clothes. Also, if I remeber correctly, there was a huge deal when the embroidered stars came out about not EVER being able to wear them on anything EXCEPT uniform items. Try to get one on a polo short for your own private wear and see what happens. If I remember correctly, the star patch holds the same gravitas as the real star. So clearly, this is out of uniform. It's like showing up to roll call in full uniform - except wearing jeans instead of uniform pants.
As if we dont have enough trouble already with how some of us look - beaded braids, beards, and worn out uniforms. Thanks for setting the stellar example. Now please get the fuck out.
im so happy that captain nagode is posting that he is going to become the commander of the 001 district . he is so sexy and he is tough cause he backs the real police
1/02/2011 01:02:00 AM
He was such a tool when he was a lt. in 001 and as far as being so tough, didn't he go to the mean streets of 024 and get beat up after making capt.?
I want to see her boots again!
I don't know which comment was funnier;
" Where's Larry? " or
" a scene from One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest".
Does look like Jack McMurphy and Nurse Crachett.
SCC there needs to be a caption the photo contest.
really ?? who cares
that is hilarious!!!!!!!!
Lighten up! At least he isn't wearing an Obabma knit cap. He'll be gone shortly, and then we'll have to deal with an Interim and finally a New political hack.
And on the third day the lawd dun dropped his draws and doo doo'd this building out making me inchaaaaag!
I don't see sgt stripes. Who's the LT? She looks kinda young to be a watch commander. That doesn't look like 024 or 004. Is it 025 or 011?
1/02/2011 12:14:00 AM
Thats the commander of 11. She is not even qualified to be a Lt. or even the police. She should be cleaning the bathrooms.
That's not a hat! It's a jacket on his head that is zipped up the back side. He improvises, he adjusts. He truly is a resourceful man!
im so happy that captain nagode is posting that he is going to become the commander of the 001 district . he is so sexy and he is tough cause he backs the real police
one dumb desk sgt
That hat and ear piece makes him look like Flash the super hero about to rescue a damsel in distress.
let's see if everyone of that desk crew gets moved
it's spanky and alfalfa from the little rascals.
Well, if it ain't Jerry Mahoney and Knucklehead Smith!
J-Fled- "excuse me Ma'am..can you tell me where the tact office is,im looking to fit in with the boys for the night and show em im real Chicago cuz i got my Bears hat on..." Yes sir its right down the hall...head up the stairs but dont tell anyone i told you so"....Praise Jesus!"
Two boobs.
And we complain about OUR news media putting mopes on the air...check this out! If no connection, search YouTube for Antoine Dodson....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y54yESyq6Io
You guys are missing the best part about the hat. It's a Bears hat, he's not from Chicago. I grew up in another city, but have lived my entire adult life in Chicago. I love Chicago. You will never catch me in a Bears hat, because they are not my team.
So, just like everything else j-fled, he's a wannabe.
Are the Bears aware that someone stole the tarp off Soldier Field and is wearing it as a ski hat?
Where is KB? Been. Off the radar for a minute
civilian dress, I guess it doesnt matter does it?
Whoever took the pic may as well get ready to be spoken to. Obviously all they have to do is find out who was at that spot at the desk when pic was taken. Not rocket science
Yeah, I gotta agree with a few other posters here: He's just playing tact wanna-be.
That W/C looks like she's doing some tap-dancing, though...
More like a pair of jack-offs
There is only one reason that moron is a Bears' fan. Leo & Ellen Schmitz taking him to her daddy's skybox for Bears' games. Ellen & Leo have wined and dined J-Led and Phil Cline in the box that her real estate daddy pays for. Knowing Ellen, she probably paid for the hat for him. But this job is legit!
OT someone needs to put marble mouth dispatcher working zone 8 tonight be put back on cw3 were he belongs. He is going to get someone hurt
1/02/2011 02:33:00 AM
Bitched about him years ago, kinda disappeared for a while guess he's back.Amazing, in a field of communication and the mutt cant put together 4 words to form a sentence.
For the uninformed.
You cannot choose to wear parts of the authorized uniform to wear as you please. The vest cover he is wearing is authorized as an outer garment, add the turtleneck and he compounded the problem.
Civilian dress is just that, civilian dress. NO Uniform parts. Read the order on civilian dress and see what you can wear.
Tact guys who do it are also wrong, but nobody is going to mess with working police.
Try wearing the uniform shirt with blue jeans and see what happens.
Lead by example!!!
its not a big deal, but now someone is going to get clipped on some rule about having a camera at work
JFled's regular thing to do on Friday nights is to ride around and sneak up on officers while riding a 4 wheel APV that he sneaks out from the rear of the 001st District. JFled and one bodyguard were doing this all summer long.
His normal route was 003 then 007 and finishing in 011.
He would start around 1700-1800 hrs.
His helmet makes him look like a character from the movie Space Balls!
That movie and it's characters also sum up the last three year and our own character bosses. Maybe JBalls or Police Balls would be an appropriate title.
He's out of uniform. CPD turtle neck means he is not in TACT Civilian attire. To wear that turtle neck he would need to wear a uniform shirt. Wearing the bears hat compounds his uniform infraction. In the old days Corliss would have given him a day. We had a Deputy Chief lose his job because he did the right thing and stuck up for a couple of PO's who weren't wearing their hats. Now we have a Superintendent totally disrespecting the uniform and a Commander who technically should have called him n it. If he wants to let uniform things slide, that's his supervisory prerogative. But as the Sup. he needs to provide an example. Obviously we know by now he is incapable of that.
NAGODIE never backed the real Police! He wouldn't even know what they looked like. I hope the buzzards have there way with this Police hater of a captain.
She looks like a cashier at Wendys
Anonymous said...OT someone needs to put marble mouth dispatcher working zone 8 tonight be put back on cw3 were he belongs. He is going to get someone hurt
1/02/2011 02:33:00 AM
Out regular dispatchers on 1st and 3rd watch are no better. It's absolutely horrible. And they never pay attention. And if you're tact or gangs forget about it. Gang team was following a car lsat night taken in a vehicular hijacking and PO very calmly and clearlygave the plate. She comes back with it invalid plate no record. As PO is calling out the chase dispatcher keeps screaming she needs the plate again, instead of just paying attention the first time.
It's the Bears who should be pissed at this photo.
"...the Gap Band's"You Dropped a Bomb on Me" 7:30 AM
Hilarious. I see ol' Fillmo' still has a macabre sense of humor.
In the nights of the old Summer Mobile Force (SMF), we'd close the lakefront beaches down by midnight with the sarge playing a couple of tunes over his loudspeaker on max volume:
"I Fought the Law (and the Law Won)" by the Bobby Fuller Four and Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" from the Nam movie "Apocalypse Now". They'd flee west like cockroaches leaving behind cases of cold beer that we had to inventory.
Fun times.
Fire in the Hole!!!! said...
And speaking of "aces" inhabiting 011...
Were the good folks over at SCC made aware of the "potential" bomb scare in 011 last night?
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How in the F does a guy make it into the processing area with a device like that to begin with, especially after the whole reason he's being arrested for is A BOMB THREAT!! I mean, my G*d.
Lazy F'n half ass search that could've killed dozens of coppers. He shouldn't even have been in the back of a squad let alone all the way in a station with that.
This dispatcher on Zone 8 really is going to get someone hurt. I don't work in 006 but went to the scene and had absolutely no fucking idea what was going on when listening to that zone.
Sgts can contact the zone and get a dispatcher pulled if he is ineffective. This dispatcher was yammering incoherently, yelling into the radio, he couldn't keep track of what was happening, he ordered 007 police even after a Sgt specifically told him not to. There were m/1 and f/1 dispatchers on that zone at various times and both were completely clueless. I also loved how they continuously argued with PO's on the scene about the number of people shot.
OMG, i thought that the female talking to him was some sort of waitress or janitorial staff or something!!! I can't believe that's the commander of 011!!! Holy sh*t. I'm dying laughing. You guys are so f*cked over there.
J-Fled looks like some sort of alien robot and that person over the computer does look like "jo" from facts of life. This pic is priceless. My new screen saver.
Yay Muppets!!
perfect!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcD2iexGqZQ
3 more months of Jody.
OT: could the two geniuses from 23 please explain why they REALLY felt they needed to lock up the 80 year old retired copper last night. Come on, no crash, nobody hurt.
Our Leadership.
Anonymous said...
Chicago police commander arrested for harassment
A district commander named in an emergency order of protection by an ex-boyfriend, also an officer, was arrested and charged with telephone harassment late last night after turning herself in to police, officials said.
Penelope Trahanas, the Harrison District commander, was released on her own recognizance on the misdemeanor charge, according to her attorney Tom Needham. She has been relieved of her police powers pending further internal review, department officials said.
A Cook County judge filed an emergency order of protection March 12 against Trahanas, according to the court documents.
Off topic! SCC we should take a good look at the Mayoral Questionnaire on FOP site. I know it's all smoke and mirrors but for someone who states she comes from a police family you would think she would respect us and answer the questions. (YES) is not a good answer. Give me a break, how much thought did you or your people put in answering those questions. Much more respect for RE and GC who actually explained what they would do. CMB you just lost my vote!
who gets written up for uniform infractions--- I haven't seen an inspector in the district for at least the past two years--- wear whatever you want and do whatever you want, nobody gives a shit anymore....
Hey screwball. So you enjoy seeing coppers written up for petty b.s ? Our safety,families, pension fund and our country are what you should be worrying about F.U. Beat cop 021.
his costume looks fine
problem is when the trouble starts
he's gotta run
Happy New Year , stay safe and lock up as many criminals as you can , keep chicago safe
write tickets to the no driver license , no insurance offenders
don't be afraid to make a traffic stop
Which would you rather have, J-Fleds head filled with quarters, or one thousand dollars?
that's a total no brainer...... I'll take that charlie brown melon filled with quarters. Have you ever seen the movie Men in Black? The guy in the overalls who stole the farmers body...."sugar, I need Sugar!"
That's nothing, didn't you catch his "out of uniform" press conference with all the storefront reverends prior to NYE. He was wearing one of the newer fleece jackets, with no uniform shirt underneath.
If you or I were to appear in front of a camera like that, his two other Fed buddies would be riding our tails to give us time off!
Anonymous said...
hes in civilain dress... whats wrong with the hat?
1/02/2011 12:07:00 AM
Are you blind? Look again, put your glasses on.
Who's the alien police impersonator wearing the Bears cap? He's got a better shot at being NFL All-Pro than a cop.
Extraterrestrial J-Fled: Phone home. Better yet--go home.
here's the deal.....it's obvious that J-Fled should be gone by the late spring....almost all of his appointments, including Henny, need to be dumped....any anyone who "sponsored" the dumpees, should also be canned.....adios
Anonymous said...
Which would you rather have, J-Fleds head filled with quarters, or one thousand dollars?
1/02/2011 12:34:00 AM
Definitely fill his head with quarters.
Can't see a pic...
Fucking priceless! Absolutely priceless!!!
I just noticed this...shouldn't Henny Penny be wearing a gold star? (I know she really shouldn't be but you get the idea)
Hey you go 011!
You gotta know and love the fact that J-Fed is sweating it out, knowing that in less then 2 months, he will be nobody......
Off topic
To you bosses and pos that live near Serbian church in that beautiful area east of Cumberland enjoy your new section 8 Englewood neighbors that just moved in. Major problems on New Years Eve. Better start calling the police and get them removed. Oh by the way since they moved in 2 armed robberies off Cumberland near firehouse!
Leave her alone, it's not her fault that the gravitational pull of his massive dome is sucking her in.
If you look to the left you can see a 2nd victim being sucked in too.
We're lucky that enough light escaped from its pull for this photo to be taken.
Got the cowardly lion and the scarecrow, where's the tin man?
See the kiss ass do nothing secretary patrolman who was his driver at evening? L.A. The Queen of Gossip. Sure she'll be Sgt in no time. Smooch - Smooch.
The house mouses in the 009th District should of worked the street on new years eve instead of sitting their fat scared asses on the second floor. Hey is the lead idiot still on one of her many furloughs and when can we anticipate her back so more administrative paper work gets screwed up.
My only question is why is he dressed like a TACT guy? I guess it was dressup day, hmm i missed the memo.
In other 011 district news: the 3rd watch capt. interfered with M.S. and a few of his team members who were giving a campaign speech to the 2pm roll call. The capt. was present for the whole speech and after the speech, barred M.S. from the station.
In the military, you'll see Generals taking liberties with how they wear uniform items in the field all the time.
That's the nice thing about wearing 4 stars on your shoulder boards. Who the fuck is there to tell you you're out of uniform?
In the greater scheme of things, no big deal. Besides, doesn't he only have about 3 months to go before he moves on to greener pastures?
Off Topic: Is it true that MASTERS (3M) got a female PO dumped from the mailroom at E&RPS, and used his fellow Daley ball-warmer Picardi to do it?
It seems that Picardi--yes, the same one who screwed up Fleet Services severely, then did fleet repair business with a man known to have gypped the City previously by padding bills for other City vehicle repairs...removed from Fleet Services by Shortshanks--yes, THAT Picardi, who is now the head man in charge of managing the Mailroom at E&RPS (interesting when you consider what they have stored there, that a civilian with no prior experience working there would be dropped into that unit for that purpose...but Daley continues to try to find hidey-holes for all of his buddies as he rides off into the sunset in just a few short months).
Word is, 3M accused an officer on an E&RPS run of cutting him off in traffic and 'committing a traffic violation.' Picardi called the officer into his office to inquire if they had done such a deed. Copper states that they don't know who the Chief of Staff is, has no idea what Picardi is talking about. Officer is now on transfer order to 007. What is the FOP going to do about this? E&RPS may be a non-bid unit, but for Picardi to just toss this officer out of there because the (in)famous 3M felt slighted over an alleged traffic mishap--what kind of shit is this?
Mayoral candidates be warned: Whichever one of you wins the election, make no mistake about it (and we know you all have your volunteers trolling here),
when Weis goes, all of Daley's suckasses must go too! If you need a list of the City Hall drop ins concealed throughout the CPD, it will be provided on the blog, but the rebuilding of the Dept. will not begin until all of the Hall civilians have left 3510.
I notice that someone is wearing his vest...
That gold star kind of gives away your cover dude! And so does the CPD turtleneck. But who am I kiddin? Was he really planning on locking someone up?
1/02/2011 12:29:00 AM
youre either a troll or a hair gel who thinks working in jeans is undercover
Mr. Police Chief, Have You No Shame ?
What are you trying to accomplish ?
Are you trying to salvage and some sort of respectablity in the law enforcement community ?
Your through here. Maybe you can B.S. your way into some other management position, with those phony crime statics, you keep throwing out to the media, or any one that will grant you an audience.
As far as Chicago goes, good bye,and please don't stop by to visit.
He is the worst dresser I have ever seen in my life regarding persons in high profole positions. Short sleeved shirts under sports coats......wrong. you suck j fled we all hate you go back to where ever the fuck you came from. you suck and have 3 cats
"Looks like a scene from a remake of 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'"
--1/02/2011 01:24:00 AM
You have a fine antenna for picking up mental disturbance; one expects a guy in a white strait jacket to come whooping and bounding through this scene at any moment.
Logo appears -- "Seroquel XR."
*sniff*
WTF?
?O_o?
"did you just make a poopy in your pants?"
"no I didn't, You did!"
uh-uhh, YOU did!"
"did not!"
"did Too!"
"did NOT!"
"did TOO!"
"YOU STINK!"
"NO, YOU STINK!"
"WAAAHHH, BOO-HOO!"
"BOO-HOO, WAAAHHH!"
"I'm tellin' my clout on you!"
What a jerk
I don't see sgt stripes. Who's the LT? She looks kinda young to be a watch commander. That doesn't look like 024 or 004. Is it 025 or 011?
1/02/2011 12:14:00 AM
It's 011, and that's the District Commander. I hope you were joking
Whoever took the pic, be careful. Don't go around bragging that you did it. These clowns are still trying to find out who faxed the certificate to the 3rd Dist. from 014th. about the little police imposter.
Didn't know they made a tarp with Chicago Bear's logo
What you can't see is Masters, Masters, Masters, standing behind the post showing off the Hello Kitty tattoo he just got on the small of his back.
If that woman is a commander, why is she wearing a silver star on her shirt? A commander's button is gold.
Just remember I'm Ripped
its not a big deal, but now someone is going to get clipped on some rule about having a camera at work
1/02/2011 11:28:00 AM
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Sorry, stepped away from my desk to use the facilities, sir. I have no idea if a sworn or civilian individual snapped a cell phone photo from that vantage point, sir. You have a nice day now, sir.
Anonymous said...
I don't know which comment was funnier;
" Where's Larry? " or
" a scene from One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest".
Does look like Jack McMurphy and Nurse Crachett.
SCC there needs to be a caption the photo contest.
1/02/2011 08:49:00 AM
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If you're going to be a smartass, get your modern American Literature (or film) correct:
It is Randle Patrick McMurphy and Nurse Ratched.
But, I agree, The Fled looks like a tool like that.
All sorts of officers are behind a district desk and it would merely take a matter of a split second to have snapped that picture. I am sure nobody on that desk crew was involved in the taking of that picture... I'm just sayin.
Where's Moe?
Be careful there buddy boy. Your reflection can be seen in the window.
ITK
Looks like HennyPenny, but isn't,,that white shirt doesn't have a Gold Star affixed to it.
He looks like a mannequin.
I see P.O.'s now a days who wear black gym shoes with the white swoosh or white reebox logo! The uniform is out of hand. Obviously the bosses don't give a fuck anymore at roll call.
Anonymous said...
Well, the computer obviously says "DESK SERGEANT WORK CUE". It wouldn't be hard to figure out who posted that. Maybe the screen should've been turned off. Gotta be careful when you're being sneaky...
1/02/2011 07:59:00 AM
You go try and figure it out genius. Maybe an officer near the desk Sgt. getting approval on an arrest report took the picture.
Maybe the janitor took it. Who cares?
It doesn't matter how many uniform standards he violates. The rules don't apply to the clouted. PERIOD!!!
If he was able to grow his peach fuzz into a beard he would, weather he had a bump card or not. The special people can break every rule and always will. The most disturbing uniform infraction is him waring our uniform. He should only be in a suit.
I hate this goof ball as much or more, than the next guy, but I'd rather see him dressed like this than in my uniform. Wonder if he drives around with the Bartuci and the other tactical princes. March 1st cant come fast enough. He's my bucket list;
dump
1. Carothers
2. Penny
3. Auntie Bee
4. Capt. Stanley should be Lt.
5. Dump the new commander of 002. Really, Sgt. to Commander in 2 months? NO ONE on the job already a Lt. or Capt. worthy of being the Commander of that place?
6. Dump Commander O'Neil, he hates the police and makes costly decisions
7. Dump Director of Human Resourses, he hates the Irish Police
8. Director Lewin, have NEVER made an arrest in his career, and should be dumped.
9. Disband MSF OR TRU, dont need both.
10. Dump Rick Flair.
11. We have a Gang Enforcemnt Unit AND a Gang Intelligence Unit, BOTH with commander? Really?
One has got to go.
12.Disband the crystal ball unit.
13. Disband the policy group. We have R and D. they should be working on policy. Or if you're going to keep it, dump all that are assigned and get people with a vest knowledge of the department, not from 5 year wonders.
Bring back the talent. Guys like McNullty, Dugan, capt. Farrell.
Just sit back and be grateful. WE HAVE FRONT ROW SEATS TO THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH. ALMOST 1/2 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR BETWEEN THESE TWO NITWITS????????????????
Anonymous said...
So does this mean we're going LAPD with dark blue shirts?
1/02/2011 01:46:00 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I've heard that all police departments in the US are being encouraged/prodded by the fed to go with LAPD color uniforms for uniformity across the country.
Which way did he go George?
J-Fed and Henny Penny couldn't catch a fart in a diaper.
I remember when that dispatcher read an all call message that seemed to last for 10 mins because he kept stumbling over the words. When he finally finished someone keyed in and said "now that's a fine example n product of the chicago public schools." Lmao
Several of the dispatchers on zone 8 are more concerned with getting their boards clear than our safety on the streets
im so happy that captain nagode is posting that he is going to become the commander of the 001 district . he is so sexy and he is tough cause he backs the real police
1/02/2011 01:02:00 AM
He was such a tool when he was a lt. in 001 and as far as being so tough, didn't he go to the mean streets of 024 and get beat up after making capt.?
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He posted his Chicago Marathon time on the door behind the desk sgt;'s desk in 024 when he was there. He;s a Real tough guy. Ran 26.2 miles. Can you"
He's in a good mood. He let someone capture his image. He rarely let's that happen.
Fortunately you don't have to worry about stealing his soul, with a camera, as that has been long gone.
At least he is a BEARS fan.... only good thing i can say about him
Anyone could have snapped that picture. I wouldn't be so quick to blame the desk sgt.
"Be wary wary quiet, Im hunting Wabbit"
To TH @ Area 3
Links always welcome coming this way. Outbound links would be subject to a process we haven't really decided on yet for this political season. We're working on something.
Anonymous said...
In other 011 district news: the 3rd watch capt. interfered with M.S. and a few of his team members who were giving a campaign speech to the 2pm roll call. The capt. was present for the whole speech and after the speech, barred M.S. from the station.
1/02/2011 03:30:00 PM
FOP Contract
Section 17.7 - Lodge Activity
The employer shall not prohibit discussion, solicitation, of distribution of literature. among officers covered by this Agreement with respect to matters concerning Lodge affairs.
Strictly against the contract.
FOP and candidates are contractually guaranteed unfettered access to membership during roll calls.
Management cannot interfere. A call to MLAS should clear that up.
Of course, MS is running against the current administration and it is they would would be called upon to enforce said provisions.
However, the current administration is contractually bound to do so.
'Bring back the talent. Guys like McNullty, Dugan, capt. Farrell.'
Sorry, those guys are long gone. I don't think too many people would want to see Dugan come back anyway, after the job he pulled on the former cmdr of 025 after Sgt. Haymaker's funeral. When you decide to become J-Fled's sword, you take on all the disgust aimed at J-Fled that goes with it. The fact is, few of the exempts have stood up to Weis's and 3M's slew of goofy ideas.
Not many people on this job look at any of these exempts with any respect today.
**********Secret 35th news**********
Looks like many changes are coming,and soon! Jfled is giving the last hurrah command changes,beat realignment (Low crime areas prepare to be high crime areas), units being changed plus more! Will be this week are you ready?
Regarding Shields and company in 011.
I was there, and what transpired is, like most things to hit the blog, exaggerated. At best, miscommunication is the culprit. No great conspiracy in the making, sorry guys and gals.
** On this topic...Mike and company have their game tight and apparently have done their homework with how the current administration isn't worthy to be successors. The literature they passed out is quite informative and damning to the opposition. These guys have my vote already...I can't wait to see what else they got planned. They sure as hell ain't mumbling the same gibberish to us like the guys from every other regime have done. REAL change in the making...I like it.
Anonymous said...
Six people shot in 006 and the city can't even get us a dispatcher who speaks English. That mumbling, incoherent male dispatcher is useless. A big thanks to all the lazy sergeants and 911 supervisors who allow this useless piece of garbage to handle our air.
1/02/2011 02:05:00 AM
Some should post some mp3's of that mumbling goof!
He wanted to hear her "preachin" in person.
Happy New year y'all.
Who is that next to him... a Baker's Square waitress? Where's our pie???????
Anonymous said...
if i have three donkeys and two jackasses does that mean i have a full house?
no just looks like a meeting of the bosses at cpd headquarters.
PENNY NEEDS HER OWN WEBSITE!
SHE IS OFF THE CHARTS ON VIEWS.
MAY BE J-FLED CAN GIVE HER SOME TIME ON THE BOGUS WEBSITE HE HAS.
Fortunately you don't have to worry about stealing his soul, with a camera, as that has been long gone.
1/02/2011 08:22:00 PM
Not that long. He sold it for $310K a year for 3 years when he took this job almost 3 years ago.
Looks like many changes are coming,and soon! Jfled is giving the last hurrah command changes,beat realignment (Low crime areas prepare to be high crime areas), units being changed plus more! Will be this week are you ready
Keating leaving to take Navy Pier job, Commander of TRU to take his spot, Commander of 001 to TRU, and a lt from MSF or TRU to 001.
ANYONE that works a desk in ANY station has access to the Desk Sgt Cue. And 011s desk should have a revolving door with all the cops that come behind that desk every day. thats what i like about 011...they dont make you wait by the counter to be acknowleged and your free to use their computers behind the desk. theyre not prima donnas like in most stations. And if the dude playing u dropped a bomb on me is who i think it is, hes not only fucking hysterical, but very knowledgable and always willing to lend a hand if you have issues or problems or questions. as fucked up as that place is boss-wise, the people that work there are the cat's ass.
signed - MSF'er, but not a gelhead
I thought he was one of those Old Navy mannequins
Weis put HPenny in her spot. Daley put Weis in his spot. Bill Daley put Mayor Daley in his spot. Mayor Daley and Bill put Clinton in his spot. Both Daleys, Rahm and Clinton put Obama in his spot. Clinton, Rahm, Mayor Daley and Bill Daley pushed NAFTA through. Bill Daley wrote most of Nafta. Clinton, Bill Daley, Obama, Mayor Daley and Weis all want us to vote for Rahm.
Could just be a coincidence but one of the Lions in front of the Art Institute is missing his Bears Cap.
"To you bosses and pos that live near Serbian church in that beautiful area east of Cumberland enjoy your new section 8 Englewood neighbors that just moved in. Major problems on New Years Eve. Better start calling the police and get them removed. Oh by the way since they moved in 2 armed robberies off Cumberland near firehouse!"
--1/02/2011 02:33:00 PM
Hate to ask, but the way things are these days -- who the f** rented to them? Policeman or fireman?
I don't know how they do it. It really is as though there's a basement room with a huge city map on the wall, and a staff of devils constantly looking for even the smallest unspoiled areas to stick red pins into to order up the next invasion.
They finally got the Gacy place covered over, address doesn't even exist anymore -- now this.
Shields in 011
I like Mike, but he created his own problem. He needs to be more respectful.
He and his crew came barging in to the watch commanders office without the courtesy of knocking at the door or waiting to be invited in.
While it was nice for him to say hello to me, their gangbuster entry was disruptive, as I was in a conversation with the 3rd watch Captain concerning watch transition.
While I tried laughing off their uninvited disruption, the Captain (righfully so) was not amused. He had to leave HIS office to finish a conversation with a PO, preparing for roll call.
Mike, next time use your head and show some common courtesy and basic respect.
In this instance you were WRONG. Unintentional I am sure, but still not right.
Work safe!
John Andrews
To 1/02/2011 07:59:00 AM
1101 has a pool table?
Be careful there buddy boy. Your reflection can be seen in the window.
ITK
1/02/2011 06:45:00 PM
...GFY buddy boy. ;)
"Ran 26.2 miles. Can you"
1/02/2011 08:17:00 PM"
that would depend on what's chasing me.
or who i'm chasing.
and for what reason.
"I've heard that all police departments in the US are being encouraged/prodded by the fed to go with LAPD color uniforms for uniformity across the country.
1/02/2011 07:59:00 PM"
it's a big country, uniformity is the antithesis to diversity.
are these current pukes in dc now against diversity?
Is it me, or does she look like Kukla from the Kukla, Fran, and Ollie show?
It looks like penny is giving her "on the first day god make light" speech.
she much have been rehearsing for J-fed,before her big debut at Salem greenwood church.
What A coward you are J-fLED
standing behind bullet proof glass.
the real police don't need no stinking bullet proof glass.
HA HA that hat is funny ... especially because he told me he was a jets fan.
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He posted his Chicago Marathon time on the door behind the desk sgt;'s desk in 024 when he was there. He;s a Real tough guy. Ran 26.2 miles. Can you"
1/02/2011 08:17:00 PM
Sure. You mean altogether, right? Like in my life, total, all runs put together over the years? Sure, that totals 26.2 miles, at least. It must.
that big boy is going to make me a commander!
Al Nagode #66 call me captain!
Not
I HOPE not!
"John Andrews said...
Shields in 011
I like Mike, but he created his own problem. He needs to be more respectful.
He and his crew came barging in to the watch commanders office without the courtesy of knocking at the door or waiting to be invited in...
... next time use your head and show some common courtesy and basic respect.
In this instance you were WRONG. Unintentional I am sure, but still not right.
Work safe!
John Andrews
1/03/2011 12:21:00 AM"
There is a great lack of Old School formalized respect for the office of Watch Commander. Part of that is that is many younger P.O.s see a Captain or Lieutenant as an extension of the J-Fled regime. He does not generate respect and the shit rolls downhill. Even those promoted in the last three years can't stand him and eagerly await his ouster.
I can usually tell which P.O.s came from a military or parochial school background by the way they enter the office and talk.
Some of the worst are the "special units" and they think a W.C. in a District is no more than a clerk in at the 7-11.
Stay safe, sometimes I have had to ask officer if they went to high school, would they walk into the Principal's Office like that.
** On this topic...Mike and company have their game tight and apparently have done their homework with how the current administration isn't worthy to be successors. The literature they passed out is quite informative and damning to the opposition. These guys have my vote already...I can't wait to see what else they got planned. They sure as hell ain't mumbling the same gibberish to us like the guys from every other regime have done. REAL change in the making...I like it.
1/02/2011 10:50:00 PM
Thank you, Mike Shields. Promising real "change" with no substance. That will work. NOT.
Hate to ask, but the way things are these days -- who the f** rented to them? Policeman or fireman?
Fuckin' A Right! Two Section 8 properties near Harlem and Touhy in bucolic Edison Park are owned by hillbilly firemen. Bona fide.
What the fuck ribbons is that baboon Weis wearing on his vest? Or are those awards for running 26.2 miles away from the fatal shooting that occured during his press interview? What a softball...
Mother of g-d, is he attempting to channel Sgt. promoted to Lt. demoted to Sgt. and re-promoted back to Lt. Howard Hunter of Hill Street Blues fame, sans the pipe?
I'm not a cop but I can't think of a police superintendent anywhere dressed up like that.
The fact, as pointed out in this blog, that he has no background in big city policing makes it all the more bizzare.
His being a Daley hire is so spot on.
Buck Naked
Quit calling it Penny's Speech, she stole it from James Weldon Johnson, did she attribute it to anyone else, did the congregation know it was someone else's, but it definately is not HERS!
http://docsouth.unc.edu/southlit/johnson/johnson.html#p17
either way I've heard 8 year olds recite it better,
"It's a big country, uniformity is the antithesis to diversity.
"Are these current pukes in DC now against diversity?"
--1/03/2011 01:16:00 AM
Naw. All the street signs in the country will be the same difficult-to-read Federal scheme. (There is a move afoot to replace all white-capital-lettering-on-green-background street signs with lower-case -- smaller -- lettering. Whose brother-in-law owns the sign company? Who knows.)
What a disgrace. Weis looks like a wanna-be rookie Tact Guy.
I weep for the CPD.
Caption contest for this --
Weis -- "Oh, my! That sounds dangerous. Do they let them have sharp things?"
Trahanis -- "No, no. We don't even let them have rubber things that might look like a sharp thing."
Dump the GUN TEAMS
THOSE are our leaders ????
Anonymous said...
who gets written up for uniform infractions--- I haven't seen an inspector in the district for at least the past two years--- wear whatever you want and do whatever you want, nobody gives a shit anymore....
1/02/2011 04:03:00 AM
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Dont be so sure about that one 019 2nd watch Lt.writes up everyone for it when he is not too busy going to lunch with his lawnboy buddy
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