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Rahm's new nickname. So it is written, so let it be done.
He is now "The Ballerino."
We'll see if this one sticks.
He is now "The Ballerino."
We'll see if this one sticks.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
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97 Comments:
Tiny Dancer?
Ballerino is the new nickname, but have they deternined if he's satanic or reptilian?
Can you imagine JFled and The Ballerino starring in the Nut Cracker?
Rumor has it Da Mayor's current bodyguards are stabbing each other in the back looking for new spots while they anticipate their upcoming dump from the baby sitting unit.
How many door men does the mayor get to keep when he is forced out in a few months?
not funny, next
I dont get it?
I prefer "Rotten Runt".
Or Caustic little Clown. Malicous Midget, Terrible Twerp, Stinkin' S.O.B., Vengeful Varmint or Bad tempered Bastard.
Ballerina is more appropriate than ballerino. It's because he's a bitch.
What?
The Devil wears a tu-tu too?
"The Nutcracker"
What's with that old bitch Carol Marin on Chicago Tonight? Channel 11 aired a forum with the 4 frontrunners tonight and she proposed a question to the candidates:
"the city police department was out of control, they had a huge scandal on its watch. He (Jody) was brought in to change that(clean up corruption)."
Seems to me like the corruption that needed to be "cleaned up," as she smugly stated, need not be looked any further than in the mayor and the 50 thieves offices.
Fuck that police hating bitch.
Got one better for ya, and I can't believe no one has coined this one yet. From this day forward, let him now be forever known as "Genghis Rahm"!!! Could it be anymore appropriate? Signed - The FILLMORE GHOST
What about "Stubbie"?
Hey, I'm still da mayor of dis town! I still got dat Jodie runnin fer coffee fer me. Now I got him tinkin dat he might stand a chance gittin a job after he leaves dis place.
Dats why he got all of dem numbers up from dem guys what I put in dat unit up over by der wit dat prediction analiks. Dat Bret kid come from good parents who give me some cash fer my retirement. Dem news people love dat stuff an dey never question numbers. You can tell dem dopes anyting and put a number on it an dey tink it's legit.
I got my brudder workin in Rahm's old spot in da white house an I'm headin fer greener pastures. I took dis place fer all it was wert an I'm laughin at all you suckers what voted me in fer twenty years.
How about just calling him that short fucking nine fingered fuck headed thieving asshole ballerina!
Na, ballerino is better.
How about Mayor Twinkle Toes?
At the Channel 11 debate, Rahm related a few interesting things
1. No question, Weis IS going to be let go.
2. Weis' statistics are not as impressive as Weis contends.
3. A leader (Weis) cannot be considered a success without the support of the those he leads.
4. Burke's police detail is going to be cut.
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OT - WTTW Debate - Pretty good debate
Mayoral contender Rahm Emanuel suggested powerful Ald. Ed Burke will have to give up his police detail and might also lose his chairmanship of the City Council Finance Committee to move Chicago forward in the coming years.
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/news/
local/ct-met-chicago-mayor-race-0215-20110214,0,842644.story
I watched the candidate forum on WTTW last night. Carol Marin moderated the forum and the first question was whether the candidates would make changes and cuts to city pensions.
All of them pretty much agreed that pensions are a good thing and that it would be difficult to change things drastically. (Sigh of relief!)
Here's the problem. Marin would not let go of the ball. She pressed them and pressed them on pensions. The media is not letting go of this ball. Class warfare is the new agenda. The media is going to push to end all pensions.
He was at the Rock Island stop at 103rd St. He looks like a jockey--not even 5'5".
Anonymous said...
"the city police department was out of control, they had a huge scandal on its watch. He (Jody) was brought in to change that(clean up corruption)."
2/15/2011 01:21:00 AM
That Carol Marin said that, isn't what upset me. After all, that was the Daley line that was being carried by ALL of the media.
More disturbing to ME, is that NONE ... as in NOT ONE ... of the mayoral candidates took issue with her grandstanding speech. Yes, it was WELL documented that MAJOR police corruption (aka Abate) was the reason Daley allegedly hired a fed to run CPD. But where's the PROOF of the corruption allegations? It was all small potatoes given a lot of airplay by Daley's media people.
Why didn't at least ONE of these candidates dispute her BS? Why didn't the FOP endorsed candidate say that most of those allegations proved to be FALSE or NOT SUSTAINED? By not speaking up, they proved either to be ignorant of the facts or agreeing with Daley's hiring of Melon head, even though each will replace him.
Here's the REAL facts on the out-of-control CPD:
1) there really was NO widespread corruption;
2) the HUGE scandal really was just an isolated incident that was dealt with as ALL are dealt with;
3) it was all much ado about nothing.
What also was disturbing to me is that when Marin came right out and asked the candidates about the scandals and corruption in the Daley administration, they all, pretty much, had nothing to say. That just tells me that the Wizard will still be pulling the strings from behind the big Daley Crime Family curtain, and THAT just makes me sad.
PS ... Was it just me, or is CMB looking like the REAL crack addict who is running for mayor? Some of the comments she made, along with the stupid grin she had on her face throughout the debate had me thinking she took a hit off a bong right before she went on stage!
Rahminator....because he is gonna gut everything in sight that he doesn't like!!!!...or WHAAAMINATOR!
Nine fingered demon
Can you imagine JFled and The Ballerino starring in the Nut Cracker?
2/15/2011 12:30:00 AM
Wouldn't that make it the 'Butt Cracker'?
The Nutmuncher
I kinda like 'rotten runt' but the 'ballerino' is a lot more insulting:)
Yeh......not funny....
How about Lord Farquadt.... the tiny king from shrek.....
I prefer Rhamulus. It reeks of the old Roman dictators and seem appropriate. He is a bloodthirsty tyrant that rules with an iron fist, albeit a nine fingered fist.
"Shorter-Shanks"
I second Tiny Dancer
I'm partial to Rahmie the Commie
How about Ballerahma?
ShorterShanks?
rahmbo will change pension for current city workers
chico will reduce pension benefits for current city workers
cmb and devalle will not change pensions for current city employees
it's working for rahm because on wls they say he has almost 60 % of vote , i hope he lifts mandatory retirement age so we can work til we're 70
Photos here:
http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200708/r170072_637587.jpg
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/12379.jpg
http://www.texemarrs.com/images/rahm_ballet_01.jpg
http://www.peytonwolcott.com/sitebuilder/images/RahmEmanuel_Ballerina_082709-203x343.jpg
http://www.just-a-regular-guy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/boy-dancer-like-rohm-emanuel.jpg
"No question, Weis IS going to be let go."
Yes, but he can dance!
Just put another quarter in the juke box whenever he tries to answer any questions.
Rahmulous is going to ream us!!!!
I was at Welles Park on Saturday. Rahm made an appearance for early voting. As he walked towards the group of people waiting to meet him babies began to cry and dogs stuck their tails between their legs and began to howl. 9 fingered devil is more appropriate and true.
What's was with CMB comments about Hitler? Ko Ko
Submitted for your approval ..." DIGIT "
" SHORT 1 SHANK (S) " ..." BAMASBOY "
And maybe, just maybe, Federal Prisoner No. ???-???-???... along with the rest of the Daley & Quinn crime organization.
Yea, I know, wishfull thinking.
A vote for Emmanuel or C.M.B. is another turd in the toliet I call ShitCago...Country of Crook ...State of " Hey buddy, ya' got any spare change "?
9 1/2 is the best name for him. Or 9 point 5.
How about (The Presidents Bitch)?
I vote for "Genghis Rahm". LMAO...
CPD and CFD better join forces and be ready for a fight. He will be the next mayor, and he will attack your pensions.
Remember.... "Union Strong."
Political double speak...
Marin: "I hear that you are missing your whole finger on your right hand, care to comment?"
Ballerino: "Well Carol, not my whole finger, but it is my hole finger."
Marin: " That explains it."
How about 'The Carpetbagger' for Rahm and the 'Rahmettes' for the Media... As for Marin, she is a charter member of the media 'Obamasoxers' what did you expect?
Bad mistake going after Burke. If you want to win Chicago you have to win the 23rd Ward, Beverly, Mt. Greenwood, Edison Park, Norwood Park,etc. And who has a lot of 'friends' in those areas? You can't win with just 'The Magic Kingdon' along the lakefront and 'the Community' is split in this election.
i can see jfled and rahm spending some "quality time " in bed with each other and then rahm enjoying jfled so much he keeps him on! Oy!!
Love it! Has a Gambino, Bonanno, Colombo, Soprano ring to it! As well as a Black Swan mobster in a tutu image! Well done, SCC! :)
Anonymous Anonymous said...
At the Channel 11 debate, Rahm related a few interesting things
1. No question, Weis IS going to be let go.
2. Weis' statistics are not as impressive as Weis contends.
3. A leader (Weis) cannot be considered a success without the support of the those he leads.
4. Burke's police detail is going to be cut.
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2/15/2011 05:28:00 AM
weis is done! Burkes detail great idea! How about the hdo hack detail,the treasurer who sued "our" pension fund after Shields exposed her corruption?
Dear scc: to 12:44am and 1:50am you are correct
We just keep on getting sunk deeper and deeper
stumpy
Phil Schitz here said...
Ballerino is the new nickname, but have they deternined if he's satanic or reptilian?
2/15/2011 12:17:00 AM
His religious/ playmate choices should be kept out of dis ! I'm da mayor & I make the rul.... Skip it, I just got excited.
Richie boy
" Anonymous said...
At the Channel 11 debate, Rahm related a few interesting things
1. No question, Weis IS going to be let go.
2. Weis' statistics are not as impressive as Weis contends.
3. A leader (Weis) cannot be considered a success without the support of the those he leads.
4. Burke's police detail is going to be cut.
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2/15/2011 05:28:00 AM"
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Ballerina's way of telling burke to start behaving or he stands to lose a lot !!!!!!!!
Bend over Eddie, Rhambo's ready to stick it to ya !!!!!!
How 'bout "9.5"
"ShorterShanks"
Thank you so much for listening to Mama, as I have been calling him the ballerino for quite sometime now.
By the way, where is wifey and the kids during all this. You would think they would be interested in sharing this time with their husband/father/ballerino.
Couldn't bother to come back to Chicago, gee, maybe they don't like it here or anywhere near the husband/father/ballerino.
Just asking.
slapnuts
Off topic but still Funny Things.
http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/clout_st/2011/02/daley-signs-up-with-agency-to-book-paid-speeches-after-he-leaves-office.html
Because the Stuttering Prick s-s-s-ays s-s-s-sso.
Bwhahaha
Where has the jib jabs been? Rahm and Jody doing the tango would be great.
Now Obama's insisting that he's not campaigning for Rahm! Apparently being associated with Obama is not an unmitigated plus after all, even in Chicago? The question is whether anyone who really doesn't like what that administration has done is likely to believe Emanual had nothing to do with it.
"Rahmmie the Commie" is much more appropriate.
"What's with that old bitch Carol Marin on Chicago Tonight?"
--2/15/2011 01:21:00 AM
Old is right; have you noticed how much she's come to resemble the late Teddy Kennedy? Just put a pair of little half-glasses down on the end of her nose and you'll see it.
"Separated at birth?"
"No question, Weis IS going to be let go."
--2/15/2011 05:28:00 AM
He knows that; I heard a sound bite in which he spoke of "my successor."
I never thought he'd own up to it...even after that, he's going on and on about that so-called summit meeting he had with the bangers.
I just think of Emmanuel as "Bloomberg West." It's like a franchise or something.
"NUB"
If someone hand OR FINGER has been removed, then the end of the arm OR FINGERS is seen to be a "nub"
hey dude, i like you're nub" "thanks dude, i had my hand removed
especially for it
since the Arbys slicer took his digit i vote for
RAHM "THE NUB" EMMANAUEL
HOW MANY PENSIONS DOES THE NUB COLLECT ANY GUESSES?
I thought jagoff was fine?
9 -1/2 (fingers)
38 XXS (suit size)
Cabana Boy (Congressional Shower Room Incident)
Popsicle Stick
Rahm the Terrible
Tyrant III (after shortshanks I & II)
TRP
Kind of lame. Tiny dancer is way better. Rahmstein wasn't bad either.
If you don't vote against this Creep, you are an idiot. If you don't EVEN VOTE you are no different than the lazy moron selling dope on the corner. Every vote counts, do not take anything for granted. If this race gets into a runoff against Chico/ Emanuel anything can happen. Emanuel has bought off every one he can including Del Vallee, and has fixed the polls via the news media and declared himself the winner. He's counting on normal people not showing up, just his army of Machine Hacks already bought off. HES GOING TO TAKE YOUR PENSION and CUT OUR SALARY. We are just ignorant, replaceable security guards to him.
mr. try the veal
king kosher
What about "Stubbie"?
2/15/2011 01:47:00 AM
LOLOLOL!!! THAT is funny as hell!! Heyyy Stubbie...Stubbie...Stubbie...Stubbie!!
i like tiny dancer more
"Genghis Rahm". or Lord Farquat or Shortershanks. All excellent
"I was at Welles Park on Saturday. Rahm made an appearance for early voting. As he walked towards the group of people waiting to meet him babies began to cry and dogs stuck their tails between their legs and began to howl. 9 fingered devil is more appropriate and true."
--2/15/2011 08:40:00 AM
It's those smoking, cloven footprints -- like from a goat or something -- he leaves behind him that get to me.
That, and the reek of sulfur.
9 1/2 fingured jockey looking fuck!
"He was at the Rock Island stop at 103rd St. He looks like a jockey--not even 5'5"."
--2/15/2011 06:31:00 AM
Takes real chutzpah to lead with that -- you heard the unpleasant commercials the sniggering Bill Clinton made for him. "Ol' Rahm here ain't even six foot tall, but lemme tell ya he's big in all the ways that matter."
Has the copyright on the old "It's What's Up Front That Counts" filter cigarette ad expired yet, so they can get a new campaign photo of him with a rolled-up sock in there and use that as the slogan?
Dirty bastards.
Anyone but Rahm...
Tribune; Daley could command $50,000 per speech after retirement.
Geez, has the cost of crayons gone up that much?
Tribune; Man pleads not guilty to stabbing over flatulence.
New meaning to the phrase "who cut the cheese"
This may be out of character of Rahm. But, Wasn't there some recording that involved RAHM and BLAGO that came up missing from FBI Inventory. Only after RAHM decided to run for Mayor. Would that mean that he along with the President will conduct buisness as usual ther Chicago way??????????? Sounds like some shady shit!!!!!!
What would Seizer do? SEIZER FOR MAYOR!
Anonymous said...
Political double speak...
Marin: "I hear that you are missing your whole finger on your right hand, care to comment?"
Ballerino: "Well Carol, not my whole finger, but it is my hole finger."
Marin: " That explains it."
2/15/2011 09:40:00 AM
Now that is funny!
That explains her holier than thou attitude?
Joe was a successful lawyer with the States Attorney's office, but as he got older he was increasingly
hampered by incredible headaches and a unwillingness to prosecute the dregs of society at 26th & California.
When his career and love life started to suffer, he
sought medical help. After being referred from one
specialist to another, he finally came across an old
country doctor who solved the problem.
"The good news is I can cure your headaches... The
bad news is that it will require castration. You have
a very rare condition, which causes your testicles
to press up against the base of your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache and a lack of willingness to do the right thing. The only way
to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything
to live for except election to public office since he would have no testicles. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to
go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache
for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he
was missing an important part of himself, even though he never used them.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he
felt like a different person. He could make a new
beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's
what I need -- a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like
a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's
see ... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired
himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about
a new shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see... 34 sleeve
and 16 and a half neck."
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe
adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked,
"How about new shoes?"
Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see...
9-1/2 E."
Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe
walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman
asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said,
"Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34
since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a
size 34. A 34 underwear would press your testicles
up against the base of your spine and give you one
hell of a headache."
Rahmmie the Commie is the best yet. And will piss him and the Chicagoland Mainstream Socialist News Media off the most.
Only Mama Knows said...
Thank you so much for listening to Mama, as I have been calling him the ballerino for quite sometime now.
By the way, where is wifey and the kids during all this. You would think they would be interested in sharing this time with their husband/father/ballerino.
Couldn't bother to come back to Chicago, gee, maybe they don't like it here or anywhere near the husband/father/ballerino.
Just asking.
2/15/2011 01:08:00 PM
The questions have not beeen asked? Where will his family live? What Chicago public school will his kids attend? Will the family continue living in D.C? Will we be mayorless on the weekend or on special days? What deal was made with Chicago's press to not ask these questions?
I like "Lord Farquat"
or "Frodo"
or "The Hobbit"
Gotta say every time I see him I starting humming "tiny dancer".
Why dont we just call him Mayor Oscar Mayer.
"What Chicago public school will his kids attend?"
--2/15/2011 09:40:00 PM
Oh, ha, ha, ha. You gotta be kidding.
I can think of some private religious schools that might pass muster. They were fortified with Homeland Security grants as being "community centers that anyone could come into" (but just you try it) as well as "possible terrorist targets" and you should see the greenish bulletproof glass, alarms, etc. One of them has a genuinely medieval ten-foot iron fence around it, the most God-awful tapering spikes on top you ever saw. I don't even know if it's legal under city ordinance, but nothing but the best...
Play "Ballerino" at the Grand Victoria!
Round and round and where it stops, your pension goes!
How about Niner Niner ....10-4?
Anonymous said...
I like "Lord Farquat"
or "Frodo"
or "The Hobbit"
2/16/2011 06:28:00 AM
I like Frodo------diminutive, 9-fingered and (for a minute anyway) wanted to rule all
He's not even elected yet and you want to settle on a name for him already? I'm sure he's going to give great ammo for a nickname soon enough. Let him reveal himself a little. It's coming.
Slamming him because his mommy sent him to ballet a few decades ago isn't fair, though.
Give him a minute; he'll spoon-feed you an appropriate name real soon.
How about Evil Little Troll?
Sorry if I'm being dense, but I musta missed something... Why "Ballerino" ?
Oh,...got it... Just saw the previous post about ballet lessons.
I agree, give him some time to really earn a good nickname.
I've been away for a few days.
"So it is written, so let it be done."
That line comes from the movie "The Ten Commandments".
I recall Yul Brenner as Rameses shouting this to Charlton Heston as Moses and Cedric Hardwicke as Pharaoh Sethi.
We have to defeat this guy or we will have a Pharaoh Rahmeses.
Rahmeses should be his new nickname.
Anonymous said...
Sorry if I'm being dense, but I musta missed something... Why "Ballerino" ?
2/17/2011 11:18:00 AM
Straight up, no bullshit, Rahmbo's college degree is in DANCE!
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