Friday, April 15, 2011

Two Guesses

Some stories are just too bizarre to pass up. This one comes from San Francisco:
  • Well, I'm not exactly sure how this happens, and the police aren't either, but a man on fire ran out of an adult entertainment store in SoMa Wednesday night, says the SFist.

    Lt. Kevin McNaughton said at 6:10 p.m. at the Golden Gate Adult Superstore on the corner of 6th and Mission Street, a man ran out fully engulfed in flames.

  • Lucky for the unidentified man, emergency personnel just happen to be in the area. Lt. Troy Dangerfield told AP several onlookers tried to help the burning man as he ran past them. He said a fire department unit who was responding to a call just up the street eventually grabbed the man and extinguished the flames.

    He was taken to St. Francis Memorial Hospital where he was treated for burns he suffered over 90 percent of his body, varying from first- to third-degree burns.
Call us cynical, but we're going to bet it had something to do with friction.

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19 Comments:

Blogger Phil Schitz here said...

Sounds like a golden shower with 87 octane.

4/15/2011 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a vampire to me.

4/15/2011 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT-I wonder what all the Obama lovers thought of the messiah deciding to hit the town during rush hour screwing up traffic left and right. I hope they enjoyed it.

4/15/2011 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wocka wocka!

4/15/2011 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Flaming Moe???

4/15/2011 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Friction? Why, whatever could you be trying to say, SCC? (Said in best Scarlett O'Hara voice)

4/15/2011 03:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More lotion.

4/15/2011 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Harry Palmer said...

I'll remember that next time I'm in the...uh...never mind...disregard.

4/15/2011 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never go swimming at the 'glory hole.'

4/15/2011 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.

4/15/2011 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mabye he is a flamer? Lmfao!!! I'll be here all week folks..

4/15/2011 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like some hot porn got the best of him.

4/15/2011 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

K-Y Brand Intense?

4/15/2011 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT-I wonder what all the Obama lovers thought of the messiah deciding to hit the town during rush hour screwing up traffic left and right. I hope they enjoyed it.

4/15/2011 12:45:00 AM

You are SO right! It would have been SO much more palatable if it was some other president screwing up traffic.
Get over your hatred. Motorcades and security details tend to do this, no matter what the president's name is.

4/15/2011 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

More lotion.

4/15/2011 05:56:00 AM



"It puts the lotion in the...."


naw, too easy.

4/15/2011 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always heard the men if S.F. were flaming..........

4/15/2011 02:22:00 PM  
Blogger elf2006real said...

He channeled the Spirit of Richard Pryor, just picked the wrong episode.

Get it? channel, episode. Yuck Yuck.

4/15/2011 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'M ON FIRE RIGHT NOW.

4/16/2011 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like he was hot to trot! Bada bing......

4/16/2011 04:52:00 PM  

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