Bruce Lee Killed
Honest to god, we though he had been dead since the 1970's. Evidently, he's been a gang banging dope dealer on the west side all these years:
A 28-year-old man was fatally shot this morning in the city's Humboldt Park neighborhood, according to Chicago police.
Killed was Bruce Lee, of the 3800 block of West Flournoy Street, according to the Cook County medical examiner's office.
The victim was found wounded in the chest and abdomen a little before 10 a.m. at Chicago and Avers avenues, police said. Officers in the area heard gunshots, went to that location and found the man lying in the street, police said.
Wow.
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30 Comments:
You cant kill Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris cant even kill Bruce Lee.
Seiser cant kill Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee is the only thing that can kill Chalkie.
You killed my master!
Maybe he was hanging with Ted the Frozen Head all these years.
"Any technique, however worthy and desirable, becomes a disease when the mind is obsessed with it."
The Real Bruce Lee
That bad ass Kung Fu shit ain't got nothin' on a .45 beeyoch.
Oh no! They killed Bruce LeeRoy!
So when's the city going to start handing out body armor to the taxpayers that the political apparatus are either unwilling of unable to protect?
I mean no offense intended but the political apparatus doesn't want people to be walking around carrying handguns -- so it only makes sense that the political apparatus should provide a tax subsidy or government grant for body armor right?
Yeah that's it.. instead of trying to get guns off the street we should be getting body armor on the streets and into the hood.
We're going about this thing all wrong.
In the meantime call up the reverends. We need to do a charity fundraiser for the kids body armor.
He was just about to turn his Kung-Fu around
With tall of the characters coming back to life on the silver screens, you never know. Supermen, Batman, The Green Lantern, The Incredible Hulk, Captain America, Ironman... the good ole Green Hornet and his trusty sidekick Cato had to show up eventually!
Hey that was my paper. Good to see my guy getting some press.
Anonymous said...
... I mean no offense intended but the political apparatus doesn't want people to be walking around carrying handguns -- so it only makes sense that the political apparatus should provide a tax subsidy or government grant for body armor right? ...
5/19/2011 01:21:00 AM
WRONG!
Guns are illegal so there are no guns!
One must You Tube "Bruce Lee Playing Ping Pong" truley amazing REALLY!
Well Here it is!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SncapPrTusA
Enjoy!
ole boy bruce lee just got hisself bin ladened west side style by gangbanger team 6---- hooo rahhhh....
Now I will show you how to grab a pointed gun grasshopper.
he was filming '' enter the ghetto'' the sequel to enter the dragon.
Chuck Norris cant even kill Bruce Lee.
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Apples and oranges. Chuck Norris would kill him before the first commercial break.
After all, he is Chuck Norris.
Why didn't you put his graduation pic up?
"Boards don't hit back, but bullet do!"
Chuck Norris can kill anybody. He is the number one suspect in this shooting.
The Asian community should riot! No justice no peace!!! Hey, Hey we won't go.....
He had the misfortune of bringing Kung Fu to a gunfight.
Kung Fu is great, but Gun Fu is much stronger.
he was filming '' enter the ghetto'' the sequel to enter the dragon.
5/19/2011 09:28:00 AM
LOL Awesome!
Is Seiser Bt 1823?
bwaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
"they done kilt him"
"You can call it the art of fighting without fighting"
Bruce Lee
Are you sure chuck was not involved,held a grudge for a long time.he,he,he!!!!!!!
his real name was Bruce Lee Johnson
his real name was Bruce Lee Johnson
5/20/2011 03:14:00 PM
Bruce Lee's johnson?
what?
what did i miss?
huh?
Yesterday morning, someone was shot at Fullerton & Sacramento. 014 and news agencies are NOT revealing any information at all. Does anyone know anything? Was it gang related? A robbery? what happened and why is everyone so quiet?
Hey that was my paper. Good to see my guy getting some press.
5/19/2011 07:18:00 AM
And a fine job office.
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