Thursday, May 19, 2011

Bruce Lee Killed


Honest to god, we though he had been dead since the 1970's. Evidently, he's been a gang banging dope dealer on the west side all these years:
  • A 28-year-old man was fatally shot this morning in the city's Humboldt Park neighborhood, according to Chicago police.

    Killed was Bruce Lee, of the 3800 block of West Flournoy Street, according to the Cook County medical examiner's office.

    The victim was found wounded in the chest and abdomen a little before 10 a.m. at Chicago and Avers avenues, police said. Officers in the area heard gunshots, went to that location and found the man lying in the street, police said.
Wow.

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30 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You cant kill Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris cant even kill Bruce Lee.

Seiser cant kill Bruce Lee.

Bruce Lee is the only thing that can kill Chalkie.

5/19/2011 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You killed my master!

5/19/2011 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he was hanging with Ted the Frozen Head all these years.

5/19/2011 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Any technique, however worthy and desirable, becomes a disease when the mind is obsessed with it."

The Real Bruce Lee

5/19/2011 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That bad ass Kung Fu shit ain't got nothin' on a .45 beeyoch.

5/19/2011 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh no! They killed Bruce LeeRoy!

5/19/2011 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So when's the city going to start handing out body armor to the taxpayers that the political apparatus are either unwilling of unable to protect?

I mean no offense intended but the political apparatus doesn't want people to be walking around carrying handguns -- so it only makes sense that the political apparatus should provide a tax subsidy or government grant for body armor right?

Yeah that's it.. instead of trying to get guns off the street we should be getting body armor on the streets and into the hood.

We're going about this thing all wrong.

In the meantime call up the reverends. We need to do a charity fundraiser for the kids body armor.

5/19/2011 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was just about to turn his Kung-Fu around

5/19/2011 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Stan Lee said...

With tall of the characters coming back to life on the silver screens, you never know. Supermen, Batman, The Green Lantern, The Incredible Hulk, Captain America, Ironman... the good ole Green Hornet and his trusty sidekick Cato had to show up eventually!

5/19/2011 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous 1st and 16th said...

Hey that was my paper. Good to see my guy getting some press.

5/19/2011 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
... I mean no offense intended but the political apparatus doesn't want people to be walking around carrying handguns -- so it only makes sense that the political apparatus should provide a tax subsidy or government grant for body armor right? ...

5/19/2011 01:21:00 AM


WRONG!

Guns are illegal so there are no guns!

5/19/2011 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One must You Tube "Bruce Lee Playing Ping Pong" truley amazing REALLY!

Well Here it is!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SncapPrTusA

Enjoy!

5/19/2011 07:59:00 AM  
Blogger dhabetler said...

ole boy bruce lee just got hisself bin ladened west side style by gangbanger team 6---- hooo rahhhh....

5/19/2011 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now I will show you how to grab a pointed gun grasshopper.

5/19/2011 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he was filming '' enter the ghetto'' the sequel to enter the dragon.

5/19/2011 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris cant even kill Bruce Lee.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Apples and oranges. Chuck Norris would kill him before the first commercial break.

After all, he is Chuck Norris.

5/19/2011 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why didn't you put his graduation pic up?

5/19/2011 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Boards don't hit back, but bullet do!"

5/19/2011 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris can kill anybody. He is the number one suspect in this shooting.

5/19/2011 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Asian community should riot! No justice no peace!!! Hey, Hey we won't go.....

5/19/2011 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He had the misfortune of bringing Kung Fu to a gunfight.

Kung Fu is great, but Gun Fu is much stronger.

5/19/2011 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he was filming '' enter the ghetto'' the sequel to enter the dragon.

5/19/2011 09:28:00 AM

LOL Awesome!

5/19/2011 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Seiser Bt 1823?

5/19/2011 06:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bwaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
"they done kilt him"

5/19/2011 11:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You can call it the art of fighting without fighting"

Bruce Lee

5/20/2011 05:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you sure chuck was not involved,held a grudge for a long time.he,he,he!!!!!!!

5/20/2011 01:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

his real name was Bruce Lee Johnson

5/20/2011 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

his real name was Bruce Lee Johnson

5/20/2011 03:14:00 PM



Bruce Lee's johnson?

what?

what did i miss?

huh?

5/21/2011 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yesterday morning, someone was shot at Fullerton & Sacramento. 014 and news agencies are NOT revealing any information at all. Does anyone know anything? Was it gang related? A robbery? what happened and why is everyone so quiet?

5/22/2011 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey that was my paper. Good to see my guy getting some press.

5/19/2011 07:18:00 AM

And a fine job office.

5/22/2011 07:47:00 AM  

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