Friday, July 15, 2011

The Family That Plays Together...

...goes to jail together. This is just too humorous:
  • A northwest suburban family of four -- mother, father, son and daughter -- is being held in the DuPage County lockup following a drug bust.

    Bartlett police tell the ABC 7 I-Team they had received an anonymous complaint about the Schoenwolf's home. They put the home under surveillance and moved in at 8:30 p.m. Wednesday with a search warrant for the house and a nearby car. Police call it an "undercover illegal drug investigation."

    Rick Schoenwolf, 50; his wife, Kimberly, 46; and their children Staci, 20, and Eric, 18, were taken into custody. Rick is charged with possession of illegal painkillers, marijuana, pipes, bongs and a pair of guns. Police say a shotgun and rifle they seized didn't have a state firearm's card.

    Kimberly is charged with possession of cocaine after a bag of coke found in the house, according to detectives.

    Staci, who wrote on her facebook page that she wants to be a teacher, is charged with possessing 11 bags of marijuana and an inventory of drug equipment, as well as a ledger police say she used for drug sales.

    Eric is charged with possession of hallucinogenic mushrooms and drug paraphernalia. Police say they recovered bags of narcotic mushrooms in the home.

    Staci's boyfriend, Shade Dern, 22, was also arrested. He faces marijuana and drug paraphernalia charges and is free on $1,500 bond.
Sounds like half a dozen south and west side families we could pull off the pages of the Search Warrants files at OCD.

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18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our brave new world.

7/15/2011 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like half a dozen south and west side families we could pull off the pages of the Search Warrants files at OCD.




only a half a dozen?


shirley you jest.

7/15/2011 02:15:00 AM  
Anonymous The 'shroomin' Schoenwolfs said...

This is pure 21st Century Americana. Life in the 'burbs.

We're a cool contemporary family!

Pass the bong and let's order a pizza!

ROFLMAO

Party on, Staci!

7/15/2011 02:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shady Dern ! What an appropriate name for this offender.

7/15/2011 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"narcotic mushrooms"???

LMAO. People this stupid shouldn't in either Law Enforcement or Journalism...

7/15/2011 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm trying to imagine Thanksgiving at the Schoenwolf home: Mom's so stoned the turkey's not out of the oven 'til 11:30. Junior wolfs the whole thing down in four minutes because he's got them muchies. Sis is upstairs howling at the moon, while Dad . . . heaven knows why he's locked himself in the garage, or what he's doing in there.

7/15/2011 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet they wished they lived on the Cook County side of town. Might actually see some time in DuPage.

7/15/2011 03:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Breaking Bad

7/15/2011 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amazing. Every family member, from dad on down, had their drug of choice.

We really need to legalize this shit, remove the profit motive for the street dealers and create a revenue source for the state.

7/15/2011 04:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Seems like today

"That all you see

"Is violence in movies and sex on TV

"Where are those good old family values

"On which we used to rely?

--theme song of Family Guy, a TV show displaying none of these values either...

7/15/2011 10:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Staci's boyfriend, Shade Dern, 22, was also arrested."

...and what kind of bustouts would name their kid "Shade?"

It's too weird.

7/15/2011 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's a new game sweeping the nation and it's called "point em' out, knock ‘em out."

=====

Madison Police Work To Stop Rash Of Robberies


[...]

It is believed that there are several groups involved in the violent robberies. Most are comprised of gang-affiliated males ranging in age from early teens to late 20's. CPGU members indicate some have brought bigger city criminal behavior to the Capitol City, as these violent robberies are quickly becoming a nationwide trend.

In Madison, robberies have taken place all days of the week, at all times of the day, although many have occurred between 10:00 p.m. and 4:00 a.m. MPD crime analysts say the vast majority involve two or more assailants, some carry a gun, and questions aimed at distracting the victim are often used prior to attacks, like asking for change. This gives the robber time to close the space gap with the victim. In other cases the victim has just been approached from behind, struck and robbed.

It appears the motive is - in part - money, but some of those arrested have also indicated they see this as entertainment. On June 10th, three suspects: ages 16, 14, and 15, were arrested after a 24-year old man was knocked down on W. Badger Road at 3:00 p.m. - broad daylight. A distraction technique, similar to what is referenced above, was utilized before the victim was punched and robbed of his iPod. One suspect told an investigating officer that they were playing "point em' out, knock ‘em out."

more >> http://www.nbc15.com/crimetracker/headlines/CrimeTracker_15_Madison_Police_Work_To_Stop_Rash_Of_Robberies_125642348.html

7/15/2011 11:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WRT "narcotic mushrooms"???"


Good name for a band...lol!

7/15/2011 11:34:00 PM  
Anonymous ILLEGAL 'SHROOMIN' said...

7/15; 8:52 AM

Apparently, you are unaware of psilocybin ("magic") mushrooms, an edible psychedelic hallucinogen.

You will NOT find these 'shrooms in the produce section of supermarkets.

7/16/2011 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous The MYCOLOGIST said...

FUNgi can be FUN.

Let's go 'shrooming!

7/16/2011 01:15:00 PM  
Blogger Somewhere Nowhere said...

shirley you jest.

7/15/2011 02:15:00 AM

No, I don't and quit calling me Shirley!

7/16/2011 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These poor folks were just trying to get by. They should have operated in chicago where these laws are not enforced. We are currently searching those who drive thru puddles at the curb for prosecution.

7/16/2011 08:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a major French Connection type bust,NOT!!

7/16/2011 09:55:00 PM  

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