Impersonator
How about a picture? A description? Anything that might clue police and the public in about this scumbag? Because evidently, she's got a habit and we'd hate to access the actual arrest report online and be accused of misuse of Department property:
Despite the badge she's worn hanging from her neck, the loaded handgun she's carried and the Chicago police logo embroidered on her hat, Lucretia Kibble is not a Chicago cop — no matter how many times she has allegedly told people she is, Cook County prosecutors said today.
Kibble, 52, of the 990 block of South Crandon Avenue, was charged with impersonating a police officer while working as a security guard for a South Side restaurant, just like she was last year, authorities said. She also faces charges of illegally carrying a loaded 9-millimeter handgun.
Her bond was set at $50,000.
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
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Talk about Impersonating Something.The Black Hawks Impersonated a Hockey Team last night getting Their ASS handed to them 9 to 2 by the Oilers
Ouch.........Find a Hockey Rink in Vegas instead of gambling your two days off this weekend boys........you still got next week on the road too..What a embarasement for the Best Team in the League........
Good job by 025th district tonight. Srg wrestled with an armed robber who tried to disarm him and beat guys chased and caught second offender. Good job ny all and glad everyones ok!
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She is listed on clear under police impersonator.
18 Nov,11. f 1, 50 yrs, 5'4, 150 with Gray braided hair. Shoulder length.
I'll bet she has a partner out there named Bits. Kibble and Bits.
No I'm Starsky -- he's Hutch.
Meritorious ?
Every time I hear "Impersonator", I'm immediately reminded of 95% of the Stupidvisors and Bossholes I've had the misfortune of working with over the years.
Just when you think you've seen it all, a Trahanas pulls a couple domestic boners, a bartender-made-gold star has a condo found to be loaded with cocaine and guns and a questionably "decorated" ghetto copper "hero" makes a public crack about police officers hanging out in Dunkin' Donuts.
The aforementioned examples barely scratch the surface of the list of Gold Star Follies and it's cast of characters. Keep this fresh in your mind when you ask yourself why the city went to shit after May 2012.
Kibble, 52, of the 990 block of South Crandon Avenue, was charged with impersonating a police officer while working as a security guard for a South Side restaurant, just like she was last year, authorities said. She also faces charges of illegally carrying a loaded 9-millimeter handgun.
Her bond was set at $50,000.
Only $50,000? Ridiculous.
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how is this ridiculous?
its says it in black and white
she was charged with impersonating & she was carrying a LOADED 9MM.
had it been a REAL POLICE OFFICER doing anything from taking a 25 cent bag of chips to a more severe crime ( not that taking a bag of chips is justifiable ) but, had it been a real police officer committing a crime the bond would probably have been set at 500 thousand dollars. or some exuberant amount that the poor police officer could not come up with (10%) because they have to MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF THEM. make an example? if this was true than why not set the bond alot higher you fucking jagoff. Fuck any and all of you states attnys. thats why this whole society and city is all FUCKED UP !!!!
We got more impersonators that wear gold stars and run their mouth on tv(hint hint Gerry McCarthy)
The reason she was caught:
She was the only one saying how good the CPD is, and how much fun she has on the job.
ATTN: Marine Unit
If "Officer" Lucretia Kibble actually resides at 990 S. Crandon Ave., she must use a rowboat to commute. Her address puts her over two miles into Lake Michigan.
I'm also puzzled as to why her mother named her after a historically notorious ho (Lucretia Borgia). Does she have a sister named Jezebel?
My dogs just loves to eat KIBBLES ('n' Bits).
Lucretia...lives on Crandon...I'm gonna say, oh, F/1
I think I worked CHA South with her last month.
Ot:
Help requested please.
I live I 022 and my wife is interested in going shooting with me. Looking for nearby good gun ranges. She doesn't have a foid card, but I've heard that as long as she's with me and has a valid govt i.d. she's fine. Some opinions and guidance would be appreciated. Thanks.
Lightning strike twice another prisoner found hung in five.
No worries after G8/Nato McStupid is outta here. Too many domestics with his wife, 2 in city and 2 in suburbs, last one left her with a shiner. Bye Bye Jersey Shore....
What difference does the amount make? It will be qa freakin' I bond anyway...
That's so funny. I'm a PO and I go around impersonating an accountant. When anyone I meet asks me what I do for a living, I tell them I work for the city. I've also impersonated a nurse and a garbage man.
When she gets out hire her for a Command Position.
The burger queen returns.
Paxton Oglesby, Esq. said...
ATTN: Marine Unit
If "Officer" Lucretia Kibble actually resides at 990 S. Crandon Ave., she must use a rowboat to commute. Her address puts her over two miles into Lake Michigan.
I'm also puzzled as to why her mother named her after a historically notorious ho (Lucretia Borgia). Does she have a sister named Jezebel?
11/20/2011 03:22:00 AM
HILARIOUS!!! How many of these 'Rocket Scientist' paid attention to the posted address, its' geographic location...and are particularly 'cultured' to know the history of the name 'Lucretia'? HILARIOUS!!!!
Maybe stupid people should stop giving away CPD baseball hats & knit hats as gifts to their family members. These are uniform items! Sickens me when I see a coppers kid wearing them.
"West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...
Just when you think you've seen it all, a Trahanas pulls a couple domestic boners, a bartender-made-gold star has a condo found to be loaded with cocaine and guns and a questionably "decorated" ghetto copper "hero" makes a public crack about police officers hanging out in Dunkin' Donuts.
11/20/2011 01:04:00 AM"
While I don't disagree with you about most of the comments you posted regarding the state of the Department, I do take issue with the "ghetto police" crack.
Yeah, I don't have a problem with you taking First Deputy Alfonsa Wysinger to task over comments he is alleged to have made. If they are true and the context in which they were uttered were inappropriate, then I would agree that he was out of line. No one, Boss or otherwise, should make demeaning comments about the Department they serve or their subordinates - in public. I would also suggest that if he was given his Lambert Tree/Carter Harrison Award for actions that may have been questionable or did not meet the standards or true spirit and intent of the award, then your comments make sense. But, I'm guessing you weren't there on the scene and I certainly was not. We can only go on what we were told by witnesses and perhaps valid written reports of what actually occurred. But keep one thing in mind - there have been other recipients of the Award in which neither the true or factual circumstances did not fully meet the criteria for the award. It is all a matter of who's writing the paper and who has the "hookup". That is the way this Department operates and has always operated. If he was awarded this honor do you think that it was really in his power to ensure that he himself was the recipient?
I would argue that whether or not he was bestowed the award, my belief that he is and always has been a "stand up" copper has not changed. I've had the honor of working with this guy on the street, in special units and otherwise, and I find him to be competent, brave, reserved and thoughtful. He has always been the REAL police, I've never seen him take crap off anyone, citizen or otherwise, and he does not allow anyone to disrespect the police or the Department. I've never observed him avoid dangerous duty or shirk his responsiblity to himself and to others - on the street or otherwise.
The ghetto copper remark was out-of-pocket and insulting. What are you trying to say? Is he a ghetto copper because he's Black or because he worked there? You should either make clear the distinction or use a better choice of words. You ain't the only one on this job just in case you haven't realized that we've got all kinds of folks working - of all colors, hues, religions, political beliefs . . . and most of them don't make a judgement as to what "group" you're with when they were backing you up, responding to you're 10-1 or keeping you from getting you ass beat.
I don't question what you've done on the job because I don't know you. If I were to go by you're "handle" I'd think you were a dog-ass. But you could be doing that with a sense of humor - something that I can appreciate. My point is - don't judge someone and post unsubstantiated remarks unless you know for sure. You may not like the guy - for whatever reason - but trying to demean a guys career while not knowing anything about him first hand isn't very honorable either.
the hawks did get their ass handed to them big time--- maybe they should suit up bobby hull for the rest of the circus trip, just make sure the bar in the locker room is well stocked....
Anonymous said...
Fuck any and all of you states attnys. thats why this whole society and city is all FUCKED UP !!!!
11/20/2011 01:35:00 AM
A/1 Night before last - Offender "under the lights" [ERI] states clear as day that he won't answer questions and demands a lawyer now. Interview is properly stopped by investigators. ASA office transcriber leaves this fact ENTIRELY out of her version of the interview, so the ASA basicly tells the cops they are liars.
The good area Sgt puts it up on the big screen w/audio and there it is, big as life. ASA never apologizes [I'm not holding my breath] and CIs the case before fleeing into the night.
Here's one for the blog reading Taxpayers -
You're paying an ASA employee to transcribe, who seems to be incapable of this, how does that make you feel?
A search of the IDFPR-DPR license search site does not show Kibble being registered as a Security Guard (PERC - blue card)nor having training or been issued a firearm control card (FCC - tan card)
S.I.C.
Why on earth would anyone want to impersonate US? Doesn't she know that everyone from the ballerino down to the gangbangers hate us?
ATTN: Marine Unit
If "Officer" Lucretia Kibble actually resides at 990 S. Crandon Ave., she must use a rowboat to commute. Her address puts her over two miles into Lake Michigan.
I'm also puzzled as to why her mother named her after a historically notorious ho (Lucretia Borgia). Does she have a sister named Jezebel?
11/20/2011 03:22:00 AM
Huh ?
I've worked with a whole bunch of impersonators during my career.
.....If "Officer" Lucretia Kibble actually resides at 990 S. Crandon Ave., she must use a rowboat to commute. Her address puts her over two miles into Lake Michigan.....
Per Google search; She lives at 9931 S. Crandon Ave, Feb 1960, 1-773-721-1688. It's the two story brick with the red shutters. Stop by for a visit and a uniform swap!
When I hear "IMPERSONATOR", I immediately think Jody P. Weis.
Help requested please.
I live I 022 and my wife is interested in going shooting with me.
Try RINKS in lockport,its right around 143rd and Archer,nice range,reasonable rates,but shoot on a weekday,weekends are full.
Huh ?
11/20/2011 01:45:00 PM
It is a shame they are not teaching the Classics as much as they used to in public and private schools.
Care to explain the ghetto phrase " out of pocket" ?
You sound like a fucking west side pimp.
I won't say I hope you're not a cop because I'm afraid you are.
Good Ranges? said...
Ot:
Help requested please.
I live I 022 and my wife is interested in going shooting with me. Looking for nearby good gun ranges. She doesn't have a foid card, but I've heard that as long as she's with me and has a valid govt i.d. she's fine. Some opinions and guidance would be appreciated. Thanks.
11/20/2011 06:52:00 AM
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There is a rinky dink one in Posen, IL. I think its called sporting arms & supply, 14216 Western Ave. I go there, it's nothing fancy and u shouldn't have a problem.
As a cop in Suburban Chicago, I can't tell you the amount of times I have stopped someone wearing CPD clothing, hat band on the mirror,or FOP medallian on car and the people are not CPD. Often times they provide a name of the boyfriend of the month, who have given me a hard time saying "why do you care if I give them that stuff". So I agree with whoever said "stop giving you shit away". Also I have seen numerous CPD guys working security gigs in my town dressed just like this POS. They get shitty with me when I question them about it. This is the reason why I ask you guys for ID, not to be a jagoff to you. Be Safe!
Not only should she receive an I-Bond, she should be assigned to either 3rd watch in 003 (on a traffic car, no less), or receive a 3 year contract as the new Supt. of Chicago Police for a salary of no less than $310,000 per year.
She certainly can't do any worse, now can she?
Maxon in Desplaines has this on their site:
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Information
You must be 21 years old and have a valid Firearm Owners Identification Card to use the range. You may shoot if you are under 21, but it must be with a parent or legal guardian.
If you do not have an FOID card, you must shoot under the supervision of an instructor, or someone who has a valid FOID. Maxons does not provide staff or instructors for this purpose, but we can put you in contact with an instructor that you can hire for the hour. Advance notice is required.
To: Wysingers Cheerleader at 857 AM
FACT: Al DID say those things at the community mtg - I was there and heard it with my own 2 ears. No ALLEGEDLY involved.
FACT: You take offense to how the poster referred to Al as a 'Ghetto Cop'. I bet the majority of others reading this interpreted 'ghetto copper' as Al worked the ghetto the majority of his career. I sensed no racial undertones. You obviously did because your close to him/worked with him. I also spent a good amount of time around Al in my 25 yrs otj...as a matter of fact I was on scene for his Lambert Tree ....uuhhmmmm...exaggeration. A man worth his salt (and according to you, Al possesses ALOT of qualities to justify his existence & multiple merit promotions) would see how cheap and undeserved that award was. Again, I WAS on scene.
FACT: Al definitely IS a standup dude, and a damn good officer. that being said, theres absolutly NO way you can honestly say he didnt get moved up the food chain because of his color and connections. Sprinkle some awards on his dress blouse, whether earned or given and it helps justifying those bumps a bit easier. Fact of life here in the big city of Chicago. I know the game very well after being here a 1/4 century.
FACT: I do like Al, for ALMOST all the things mentioned, but Im smart enough to see thru the bullshit and I certainly know how to read between the lines. When push comes to shove, AL WILL tow the company line.....he has to or face the music of the dreaded 'back to civil service rank'.
You make a couple of good points, Det. Nick, but you let you emotions and past/present personal relationship get in the way of the truth. No doubt Jodys driver that made 'merit' Sgt will sing Wies' praises and carry his ball pouch until hes sure Jody cant reach out and make his life a bit miserable. Same flava here. At the end of the day, great copper and great past work history aside - Al is a Company Man. And unless "Det. Nick" has aspirations of his buddy Al making him merit something or another, I suggest letting go of his nuts.
Signed, 015 Dist Lifer (more or less)
She was a recruit in class 00-3d. She was terminated after she couldn't. Get her d/l reinstated ........ even after the class of 25 came up w/ 50.00 each to pay off the financial responsibility judgement. The f/1 law instructor and HRI T.T. put the arm on the class allthough most of us knew it was a lost cause.
No surprise.
I've seen her around for years. I just figured she was some sort of exempt or merit-hack captain.
"Help requested please.
I live I 022 and my wife is interested in going shooting with me. Looking for nearby good gun ranges."
--Stay away from Illinois Gun Ranges unless you like paying insane fees, check out the range in Kingsbury:
http://www.in.gov/dnr/fishwild/3089.htm
$4 to shoot all day, can shoot shotgun/long gun/and pistol.
08:57 am,
I applaud you Ma'am or Sir. Your post is one of the best I've ever read here! You really handed the other poster his ass!!!
Al is a really great boss and while on the street was great to work with. A great guy all around.
Signed, 015 Dist Lifer (more or less)
11/20/2011 10:51:00 PM
If you were on the scene, as I suggested, then you know what really happened. That I will not debate with you.
This matter about being his cheerleader is not quite accurate for the reasons you yourself cited. The Department works in ways that forces individuals to choose between the upward mobility of their career or the guys they worked with when they were "dog-asses" as well. I'm guessing that most large departments are like that. But in Chicago it takes on a whole different dimension because of the nature of the internal and external politics that run this city. I'm fully aware that Al could not have gotten where he is if he had not played ball. I am also aware that he had one or more "sponsors" to help him to this point. However, that does not negate his potential, his abilities or his intellect. He is, as you pointed out, personable and the Real Police. Yet in his current position it seems that coppers forget that or weren't even aware of who he was since they don't really know him. Obviously, you do.
As I indicated earlier - if he was out of line in his comments, he does not get a pass from me. He is going to have to accept his mistake and make amends with the guys and gals he commands. That is the only way that he will earn the respect of his subordinates. Personally, I think he made the remark in error. But, as I said, I was not present.
As far as him looking out for me - well, from the time we worked together to the time I worked for him over the past 8 years, until I retired back in February after 30 years on this job - he still comes off as the same guy. I have never asked him for "anything" because I didn't want to put him in that "position". [Besides, I never asked anyone for anything during my time on this job. I never had a hookup and it's just as well. I got where I wanted to go without it.] He is just a friend, but if he were out of pocket as you attest, then he was wrong. Plain and simple. I don't know if his choice of words or his intent were the problem, but I doubt if he intended to be malicious or insulting to those of us on this job.
Since you work in 015 I'm sure you can gauge what is real and what is BS. You are in a position to call BS when you see it by virture of what you are exposed to everyday (inside or outside). So, I appreciate your honesty and directness in regard to my post. Your comments are balanced and make sense because you are willing to admit that the individual has paid dues, has done the job, although that job description is much different than when he started.
Stay safe and good luck to you.
"Signed, 015 Dist Lifer (more or less)
11/20/2011 10:51:00 PM
FACT: You take offense to how the poster referred to Al as a 'Ghetto Cop'. I bet the majority of others reading this interpreted 'ghetto copper' as Al worked the ghetto the majority of his career. I sensed no racial undertones."
You right, Office. Perhaps I shouldn't have made the assumption that the comment was racist in intent. I don't know the poster, as I pointed out, so I don't know exactly how he meant the statement.
I'm guessing my reaction to it has something to do with the sensitivity of the subject. Since you've been on this job for 25 years I'm certain you understand. I've often railed against those types of attitudes. Perhaps I responded in that fashion because, as you point out, Al was a friend.
Still, if you read some of the comments that were posted originally on SCC when he first made those unfortuante comments, many of the posts were not necessarily aimed at him just because of the remark. They took on a much darker tone. It's not surprising because this department has many people of different persuasions, opinions, political affiliations, etc. (which is as it should be). But if we/you are to remain a strong and well-respected organization we've go to emphasize the need to put differences aside and maintain unity within our ranks. It is the only way we can bring the Chicago Police Department back to the prominence it once knew.
What does this have to do with letting our kids wear cpd gear? It makes you sick? Obviously you are not a parent unless this crazy woman is your kid? Lmol!
Don't Know "Al" the First Deputy. Retired 10 years ago. But, i can say one think, anyone who spends most of their career working in 015 deserves all of the respect one can muster. As far as surburban cops, don't expect them to give your relative a break for a traffic violation. They are faced with many people who claim that status and are liars. No real way of knowing. I have been stopped by surburban and state cops on a few occasions and they have given me respect. That is all I ask for. And, the always asked for my department ID card, as they should, as you should.
HILARIOUS!!! How many of these 'Rocket Scientist' paid attention to the posted address, its' geographic location...and are particularly 'cultured' to know the history of the name 'Lucretia'? HILARIOUS!!!!
11/20/2011 08:14:00 AM
You don't have to be particularly "cultured" to know about Lucretia Borgia. But thanks for responding to your own post.
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detnick36 said...
While I don't disagree with you about most of the comments you posted regarding the state of the Department, I do take issue with the "ghetto police" crack.
Yeah, I don't have a problem with you taking First Deputy Alfonsa Wysinger to task over comments he is alleged to have made. If they are true and the context in which they were uttered were inappropriate, then I would agree that he was out of line. No one, Boss or otherwise, should make demeaning comments about the Department they serve or their subordinates - in public. {...}
11/20/2011 08:57:00 AM
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Interesting retort to West Side...., but I wonder, in relation to your statement that no one should make demeaning comments..., if you have read this blog lately.
lucretia mcevil was in a song some years back, and kibble is something I feed my dog.
HILARIOUS!!! How many of these 'Rocket Scientist' paid attention to the posted address, its' geographic location...and are particularly 'cultured' to know the history of the name 'Lucretia'? HILARIOUS!!!!
11/20/2011 08:14:00 AM
You don't have to be particularly "cultured" to know about Lucretia Borgia. But thanks for responding to your own post.
11/21/2011 11:41:00 AM
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Guys, you can watch the Borgia series on Showtime and get all caught up, plus there's lots of sex and nudity to keep your attention. Then, we can all be 'cultured', those of us who read and those of us who don't. Great country, America.
The article stated the police were acting on a tip.
My question is...what led the person to suspect?
Help requested please.
I live I 022 and my wife is interested in going shooting with me. Looking for nearby good gun ranges. She doesn't have a foid card, but I've heard that as long as she's with me and has a valid govt i.d. she's fine. Some opinions and guidance would be appreciated. Thanks.
Dont' know where 022 is, but there is a Range at 143 & Indiana, called Chuck's Gun Shop. Pfleger & JJJ sr. tried to shut down a few years ago. There's one in Glenwood. Glenwood/Dyer Road.
"Anonymous said...
Help requested please.
I live I 022 and my wife is interested in going shooting with me. Looking for nearby good gun ranges. She doesn't have a foid card, but I've heard that as long as she's with me and has a valid govt i.d. she's fine. Some opinions and guidance would be appreciated. Thanks.
Dont' know where 022 is, but there is a Range at 143 & Indiana, called Chuck's Gun Shop. Pfleger & JJJ sr. tried to shut down a few years ago. There's one in Glenwood. Glenwood/Dyer Road.
11/22/2011 06:38:00 AM"
The range in Dolton (Chuck's) is not somewhere you want to take your wife or family. It attracts bustouts from the Altgeld Gardens, gangbangers, dope dealers and the like. You've essentially got to be prepared to rub elbows with some of the scumbags that love to buy guns to shoot up the city. Chuck's is running a legitimate business and is trying to make a living, but I question the "legality" and intent of the folks he is selling weapons to. When I first came on the job I used to frequent the place, as did many other coppers. But now days you can't really relax least you run into the same scumbags you locked up recently.
The Glenwood range is the site of a triple/multiple homicide about 12 years ago when three of the owners were gunned down in cold blood. The offenders, from Chicago, were eventually apprehended, charged and convicted. That was personal because I knew the victims, bought weapons from them and hung out at their range. A huge loss. Having said that, the new owners are very touchy and particularly careful about who comes in their shop (understandable of course). They demand you identify yourself as soon as you enter as a law enforcement officer (which is ok). They are not open on Mondays and have hours posted. The last time I was there they had ventalation issues on their small range, which should have been repaired by now. Check it out.
If you don't mind a long drive, but to a real nice range with variety or type and specialty, then take a trip to the Buffalo Shooting range in Ottawa. Check out their website on line. They have strict safety rules and if you violate them (and the ones pertaining to your vehicle) you WILL be evicted. But if you follow instructions you will enjoy yourself for a reasonable amount. It's just a long drive if coming from Chicago. Make a day of it, bring a picnic lunch (if weather permits) and have a good time.
Sounds like she's qualified to be at Headquarters as Superintendent..
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