Saturday, December 03, 2011

What's That Smell?

  • A prison inmate who escaped from a moving van near Lockport while in transit from a court appearance was captured six hours later south of Joliet after police dogs caught his scent in a yard storing portable toilets and a helicopter crew using infrared technology located him in one of the toilets, authorities said.

    Cesar Sanchez, 37, who state records show is serving a 7-year sentence for burglary, escaped about 2:15 p.m. near 159th Street and Farrell Road, a commercial strip not far from Lockport Township High School’s East Campus.

"caught his scent"? We'll bet that afterwards, those poor police dogs are going to be bleaching their nasal cavities for a month.

In the meantime, "Port-o-let" Sanchez will be getting a few extra years tagged onto this previous sentence.

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26 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you gotta go, you gotta go!!

12/03/2011 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the meantime, "Port-o-let" Sanchez will be getting a few extra years tagged onto this previous sentence.

Ahhh, the old "Dirty Sanchez"...

12/03/2011 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

” Dirty Sanchez ”

There can be none better.

12/03/2011 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on cezar ” dirty” sanchez of course

12/03/2011 01:47:00 AM  
Blogger Was that a SPEEDBUMP?! said...

"Dirty" Sanchez comes to mind. Sorry

12/03/2011 04:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Dirty Sanchez" or "Stinky Sanchez"

12/03/2011 05:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Turd Burglar

12/03/2011 05:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They will never think of looking for me in here.

12/03/2011 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That guy was always full of shit.

12/03/2011 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that was a shitty ending.

12/03/2011 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The real dirty sanchez!

12/03/2011 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was a shitty job, but someone had to do it...

12/03/2011 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he was caught because everybody knew he was full of shit

12/03/2011 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, shit happens...

12/03/2011 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
They will never think of looking for me in here.

12/03/2011 06:12:00 AM


Funny how he naturally sought cover in the one place he so richly deserves to be, the bottom of a toilet.

12/03/2011 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A big thank you to Harry Hohm for getting helicopter back to cpd .

12/03/2011 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where else would you look for a piece of shit?

12/03/2011 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sanchez will be the "butt" of a lot of jokes when he gets back to the joint.

12/03/2011 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should have had the SWAT team surround the porta potty for about 24 hrs and let him stew in there

12/03/2011 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it safe to say the "shit hit the fan" for this guy?

12/03/2011 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Chicago Police chopper crew did a phenomenal job. I saw the cockpit recording of the whole incident.

The Police chopper can only detect heat. When they scanned the area of the port-o-jhons there was only a slight trace of residual heat. It was the skilled crew that were able to pick that up and parlay that into the hiding spot of the offender.

There were over a hundred port-o-jhons in that yard. No way would the ground units have searched each one. Good job to all Officers involved

12/03/2011 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who had to pull him out and search him?

12/03/2011 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Chicago Police chopper crew did a phenomenal job. I saw the cockpit recording of the whole incident.

The Police chopper can only detect heat. When they scanned the area of the port-o-jhons there was only a slight trace of residual heat. It was the skilled crew that were able to pick that up and parlay that into the hiding spot of the offender.

There were over a hundred port-o-jhons in that yard. No way would the ground units have searched each one. Good job to all Officers involved

Lets not forget the CCSPD guy assigned to the helicopter, he's the spotter.

12/03/2011 03:20:00 PM

12/03/2011 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A guy can't even take a shit without being bothered anymore!

12/03/2011 08:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Question # 1: How did this guy escape, Question # 2: How did this guy escape, and Question # 3: how did this guy escape.

12/04/2011 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was in the one with the "Occupied" sign.

12/04/2011 02:12:00 PM  

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