Monday, April 16, 2012

Please, Don't Ever Hire Me

From the Tribune's "Mugs in the News" section:
This just screams never give me a job, give me handouts my entire life, support my worthless ass until the day I die, by my own bad judgement or someone else's hand.

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76 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

To The Jailhouse Born.

4/16/2012 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw that guy selling his link card for cash on the corner the other day.

Grand avenue and pulaski. A $200 link card will get you $100 dollars in cash.

4/16/2012 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is wrong with his mouth and chin?

In twenty or so years, if he isn't dead or in jail, how is going to feel about all those tatoos? How about when he's 50,60,70 years old. Its going to look horrible!

Yikes!

What would you say/do is your daughter brought him home and said, this is my new boyfriend!

4/16/2012 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually this asshole has been pretty sure about being all about the king nation since he was about 12. been a thorn in the side of 10 sector in 024 for a while good to see he branched out

4/16/2012 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what our society has spawned. Cradle to the grave. Sad.

4/16/2012 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McGangAudit's gang audit is rediculous... dipshit wants this, having tac teams doing it... all repeatative bullshit. and time consuming...to have it done the way he wants it is going to take 4 OFFICERS ON EACH TAC TEAM ABOUT 40 PER TEAM..., so on average that is gonna be 480 man hours per dist...FOR WHAT?? to make a stupid book of shitheads, that we already know are shitheads.

4/16/2012 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, now - I know this guy. He's trying to turn his life around. It couldn't have been him, the police just be messing with him because he's a player...

4/16/2012 01:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No time to work anyway. Spend half my time at the barber shop, "getting my s__t lined up." Elaborate mustaches with each individual hair exactly in place, sideburns that have 20 tiny lines in them that have to be touched up with a razor...

Talk about vanity.

Worse'n a girl.

No offense, ladies -- it's just true.

"Men" like this have something wrong with them -- extra chromosome or something. It's the "criminal type," the same all over the world.

4/16/2012 01:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joo lookin' at my car, man?

I don' like no people lookin' at my car. Thas lame chit.

I catch joo lookin' at my car again, I gonna keel joo.

4/16/2012 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If I had a son, he'd look just like this lad!"

--Charles Manson

4/16/2012 02:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's very respectful to us. Honest to goodness. Yes, we all know what he is about, but when he's in contact with us he's respectful.

4/16/2012 02:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even his own crew laughs at him. They think the tats are stupid on the face. The gun tat on his left neck is even carzier.

4/16/2012 02:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beat 1422's finest. He's sure down with the nation.

4/16/2012 02:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He won't ever need a job.

Once his mother and father pass away after supporting him all of their lives, some girl with low self-esteem will take over.

4/16/2012 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meowww! There's something about a guy with facial and neck tattoos! Does anyone know if he's single?

4/16/2012 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you suppose mommy and daddy might say about junior when he is inevitably shot to death by someone, perhaps the police?

"He was a good boy." "He didn't have anything to do with gangs." "He loved his mother." "He would have earned his GED in just another 4 years." "He always dreamed of becoming a rap artist." "He was trying to turn his life around." "He was an innocent young man and his family intends to sue for the loss of such a fine young man."

I recall another fine young man about 23 years ago, shot to death during the armed robbery of a Burger King. His father at least told the truth during an interview on TV. Father said "I know he was always up to know good, I just want to be sure the police really had to kill him."

4/16/2012 02:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm sure his mommy is proud

4/16/2012 03:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tats on the face, neck, ears, etc. screams i'm crazy schitzo

4/16/2012 03:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

This just screams, "I am not the type of person to ever SEEK a job. I will live the thug life, die at the hands of a rival thug, and my family will try to sue anybody and everybody to make money off my death.

Oh, and I was just about to have the tats removed and then I was going to turn my life around."

4/16/2012 04:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice goober he has under his lower lip. Born ugly and made himself even uglier

4/16/2012 04:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd hire him! As a human mine sweeper or maybe a bomb robot.

4/16/2012 04:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It screams future tattoo artist, IDOC Number or hopefully DOA.

4/16/2012 05:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wonder what gang he's in? let me check Iclear. No wait, its all fucked up because of some clueless idiot. Maybe he's a black p-stone.

4/16/2012 05:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he is bi-polar, mom abused him, never gots da luv.........

4/16/2012 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is trying to become a Chicago Police Officer. Being an "Ex-Gang Member" is not a crime and not a reason for not becoming a CPD Officer. Next you’re going to say that he is a latin king or something.

4/16/2012 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look on the bright side. When I was a kid, it cost two-bits to see a guy with a tattooed face at the Riverview freak show. Now it's a walk downtown for that and much more.

4/16/2012 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

now that's a Turd with issues.

4/16/2012 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Na he can just go to the drive thru at mcdonalds on archer and normandy they will hire him you should see some of the shitbirds that work there yes facial tattoos and all

4/16/2012 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if anyone on the CCC, past or present, can figue out what gang he belongs to?

4/16/2012 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF

4/16/2012 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

welcome to our sanctuary city.

4/16/2012 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It also screams 5 to 10 in the Illinois State Penitentiary, or a long stint in a psychiatric hospital.

4/16/2012 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You gotta laugh at these guys on street stops. Tats are just as bad as those with multible face piercings.

4/16/2012 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent description of the picture!

4/16/2012 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what is that rash surrounding his lips?

4/16/2012 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is Larry Kings "Biggest Fan".

4/16/2012 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A real Chick-magnet this guy is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4/16/2012 09:10:00 AM  
Blogger Bill said...

He'll get hired to deal on his little corner.

4/16/2012 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

$10 says the swelling on that loser's mouth is from a recent lip tattoo.

4/16/2012 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The liberals will say society is discriminating against him when can't get past an interview with that shit on his face.

4/16/2012 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Mike McCotter said...

The gang audit is only being done to protect the city from the upcoming lawsuits from the Chicago Crime Commissions Gang book. The commission is blaming CPD for any information that might not be accurate.

4/16/2012 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He can always join CPD, which will have to hire him after he wins a discrimination suit, then up the " career " ladder.

4/16/2012 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and to think some fatherless young woman with low self-esteem will have his baby, get section 8 and link and live the american dream

4/16/2012 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is his graduation cap and gown?

4/16/2012 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4/16/2012 12:22:00 AM

These guys are cradle to grave bangers.

4/16/2012 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If I had a son, he'd look just like this lad!"

--Charles Manson

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

4/16/2012 12:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He still doesn't beat the guy with "FUCK YOU" tattooed on his forehead!

4/16/2012 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does he have chin implants?

4/16/2012 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, no need for us to support him for long, he'll be dead of a drug overdose or a shooting soon enough.

4/16/2012 12:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Luckily clowns like this don't live long, unfortunately they do live long enough to suck their "share" of public aid from this liberal City.

4/16/2012 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"He's sure down with the nation."

--4/16/2012 02:26:00 AM

The "Inca" or whoever, the leaders LAUGH AT these guys. They call them "water boys" and "spear carriers."

This is the kind of idiot you slip the gun to when you want a "point 'im out, take 'im out" done.

If they live, they find out later that "your homies don't do your time for you."

4/16/2012 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Once his mother and father pass away after supporting him all of their lives, some girl with low self-esteem will take over."

--4/16/2012 02:37:00 AM

"Ay, ay, ay. He heet me."

Every week, police, ambulance, &c.

Send some poor old lady a bill for $600 instead.

4/16/2012 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can mark the Rogers Park police district off the trouble zone list. They have just completed their "gang audit" and all is well. The district commander says "not to worry anymore". Fucking Unreal!

4/16/2012 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Laugh at this loser all you want, but I've seen more than one copper with neck tattoo's.

Jus' sayin'...

4/16/2012 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In twenty or so years, if he isn't dead or in jail, how is going to feel about all those tatoos? How about when he's 50,60,70 years old. Its going to look horrible!

Who are you kidding? You think this mutt is going to last past 30? One can only hope anyway.

4/16/2012 02:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie has this shithead in his sights....

4/16/2012 02:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't that guy on the clean-up crew in the 008th dist

4/16/2012 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn't this man work for that well connected City of Chicago towing outfit United Road Towing that runs the city auto pound?

If it's not him they certainly hire people that look a lot like him!

4/16/2012 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A face only a Mother could love.

4/16/2012 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Obama had a son,I could be him.

4/16/2012 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clear GIPP, denies gang affiliation.

4/16/2012 04:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many ball sack impacts does it take to get swelling like that below your lower lip?

4/16/2012 04:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now lets be nice. This is after all someone's bitch isn't he?

4/16/2012 05:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone need a babysitter?

4/16/2012 08:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is exactly why there will never be a God Father movie of the gangs in this day and age.

Gangsters back then had the best suits, ate at the best places, went to the best clubs, had the best hair. etc etc...

4/16/2012 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He should of tatooed "I'm an asshole" across his forehead. It would of had the same effect.

What a schmuck.

4/16/2012 10:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looks like one of the cook county jail guards

4/16/2012 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What ever happened to the black guy that was testing for Chicago police a few years back, and had the words CopKiller tattooed on the back of his neck? If he made it is he a boss yet..

4/17/2012 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can mark the Rogers Park police district off the trouble zone list. They have just completed their "gang audit" and all is well. The district commander says "not to worry anymore". Fucking Unreal!

What's unreal is how a north side district can have such an uptick in shootings/homicides and not a peep from McStupid about it. No rush to move that cmdr out, or replace him with some worthwhile leadership over there, but McStupid has certainly shuffled the deck
in the southside districts.

4/17/2012 04:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

keeping it real bra

4/17/2012 04:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What would you say/do is your daughter brought him home and said, this is my new boyfriend
-----------------------------------

answer: "it was nice meeting your LATE boyfriend."

4/17/2012 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just check his gang affl on the i clear system, he is a member of 9 different gangs and 27 different factions. i am confused now

4/17/2012 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got rammed by a car full of SGDs when he was about 14. Broke his pelvis and smashed his teeth through his lower lip. I blame Lil Wayne for this outbreak of face tattoos.

4/18/2012 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's entering the contest to design next year's city sticker. Rahm and Mendoza have already met with him and his family, they're very impressed with his artistic talent that can plainly be seen on his face. Rahm said "he's a great kid" and " I hope all my changes to city government can help him get his life on track"...."you know it's all about the children."

4/18/2012 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's a bad ass ! Must be a honeybadger

4/19/2012 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually his teeth went through his bottom lip...was hit by a truck...oh well!

4/21/2012 10:51:00 AM  

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