Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
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posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
To The Jailhouse Born.
I saw that guy selling his link card for cash on the corner the other day. Grand avenue and pulaski. A $200 link card will get you $100 dollars in cash.
What is wrong with his mouth and chin?In twenty or so years, if he isn't dead or in jail, how is going to feel about all those tatoos? How about when he's 50,60,70 years old. Its going to look horrible! Yikes!What would you say/do is your daughter brought him home and said, this is my new boyfriend!
Actually this asshole has been pretty sure about being all about the king nation since he was about 12. been a thorn in the side of 10 sector in 024 for a while good to see he branched out
This is what our society has spawned. Cradle to the grave. Sad.
McGangAudit's gang audit is rediculous... dipshit wants this, having tac teams doing it... all repeatative bullshit. and time consuming...to have it done the way he wants it is going to take 4 OFFICERS ON EACH TAC TEAM ABOUT 40 PER TEAM..., so on average that is gonna be 480 man hours per dist...FOR WHAT?? to make a stupid book of shitheads, that we already know are shitheads.
Hey, now - I know this guy. He's trying to turn his life around. It couldn't have been him, the police just be messing with him because he's a player...
No time to work anyway. Spend half my time at the barber shop, "getting my s__t lined up." Elaborate mustaches with each individual hair exactly in place, sideburns that have 20 tiny lines in them that have to be touched up with a razor...Talk about vanity. Worse'n a girl. No offense, ladies -- it's just true."Men" like this have something wrong with them -- extra chromosome or something. It's the "criminal type," the same all over the world.
Joo lookin' at my car, man?I don' like no people lookin' at my car. Thas lame chit. I catch joo lookin' at my car again, I gonna keel joo.
"If I had a son, he'd look just like this lad!"--Charles Manson
He's very respectful to us. Honest to goodness. Yes, we all know what he is about, but when he's in contact with us he's respectful.
Even his own crew laughs at him. They think the tats are stupid on the face. The gun tat on his left neck is even carzier.
Beat 1422's finest. He's sure down with the nation.
He won't ever need a job.Once his mother and father pass away after supporting him all of their lives, some girl with low self-esteem will take over.
Meowww! There's something about a guy with facial and neck tattoos! Does anyone know if he's single?
What do you suppose mommy and daddy might say about junior when he is inevitably shot to death by someone, perhaps the police?"He was a good boy." "He didn't have anything to do with gangs." "He loved his mother." "He would have earned his GED in just another 4 years." "He always dreamed of becoming a rap artist." "He was trying to turn his life around." "He was an innocent young man and his family intends to sue for the loss of such a fine young man."I recall another fine young man about 23 years ago, shot to death during the armed robbery of a Burger King. His father at least told the truth during an interview on TV. Father said "I know he was always up to know good, I just want to be sure the police really had to kill him."
i'm sure his mommy is proud
tats on the face, neck, ears, etc. screams i'm crazy schitzo
Wrong, wrong, wrong. This just screams, "I am not the type of person to ever SEEK a job. I will live the thug life, die at the hands of a rival thug, and my family will try to sue anybody and everybody to make money off my death. Oh, and I was just about to have the tats removed and then I was going to turn my life around."
nice goober he has under his lower lip. Born ugly and made himself even uglier
I'd hire him! As a human mine sweeper or maybe a bomb robot.
It screams future tattoo artist, IDOC Number or hopefully DOA.
i wonder what gang he's in? let me check Iclear. No wait, its all fucked up because of some clueless idiot. Maybe he's a black p-stone.
he is bi-polar, mom abused him, never gots da luv.........
He is trying to become a Chicago Police Officer. Being an "Ex-Gang Member" is not a crime and not a reason for not becoming a CPD Officer. Next you’re going to say that he is a latin king or something.
Look on the bright side. When I was a kid, it cost two-bits to see a guy with a tattooed face at the Riverview freak show. Now it's a walk downtown for that and much more.
now that's a Turd with issues.
Na he can just go to the drive thru at mcdonalds on archer and normandy they will hire him you should see some of the shitbirds that work there yes facial tattoos and all
I wonder if anyone on the CCC, past or present, can figue out what gang he belongs to?
welcome to our sanctuary city.
It also screams 5 to 10 in the Illinois State Penitentiary, or a long stint in a psychiatric hospital.
You gotta laugh at these guys on street stops. Tats are just as bad as those with multible face piercings.
Excellent description of the picture!
what is that rash surrounding his lips?
This is Larry Kings "Biggest Fan".
A real Chick-magnet this guy is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He'll get hired to deal on his little corner.
$10 says the swelling on that loser's mouth is from a recent lip tattoo.
The liberals will say society is discriminating against him when can't get past an interview with that shit on his face.
The gang audit is only being done to protect the city from the upcoming lawsuits from the Chicago Crime Commissions Gang book. The commission is blaming CPD for any information that might not be accurate.
He can always join CPD, which will have to hire him after he wins a discrimination suit, then up the " career " ladder.
and to think some fatherless young woman with low self-esteem will have his baby, get section 8 and link and live the american dream
Where is his graduation cap and gown?
4/16/2012 12:22:00 AMThese guys are cradle to grave bangers.
"If I had a son, he'd look just like this lad!"--Charles Mansonlmao!!!!!!!!!!!
He still doesn't beat the guy with "FUCK YOU" tattooed on his forehead!
Does he have chin implants?
Ah, no need for us to support him for long, he'll be dead of a drug overdose or a shooting soon enough.
Luckily clowns like this don't live long, unfortunately they do live long enough to suck their "share" of public aid from this liberal City.
"He's sure down with the nation."--4/16/2012 02:26:00 AMThe "Inca" or whoever, the leaders LAUGH AT these guys. They call them "water boys" and "spear carriers." This is the kind of idiot you slip the gun to when you want a "point 'im out, take 'im out" done. If they live, they find out later that "your homies don't do your time for you."
"Once his mother and father pass away after supporting him all of their lives, some girl with low self-esteem will take over."--4/16/2012 02:37:00 AM"Ay, ay, ay. He heet me." Every week, police, ambulance, &c.Send some poor old lady a bill for $600 instead.
You can mark the Rogers Park police district off the trouble zone list. They have just completed their "gang audit" and all is well. The district commander says "not to worry anymore". Fucking Unreal!
Laugh at this loser all you want, but I've seen more than one copper with neck tattoo's. Jus' sayin'...
In twenty or so years, if he isn't dead or in jail, how is going to feel about all those tatoos? How about when he's 50,60,70 years old. Its going to look horrible! Who are you kidding? You think this mutt is going to last past 30? One can only hope anyway.
Chalkie has this shithead in his sights....
Isn't that guy on the clean-up crew in the 008th dist
Doesn't this man work for that well connected City of Chicago towing outfit United Road Towing that runs the city auto pound?If it's not him they certainly hire people that look a lot like him!
A face only a Mother could love.
If Obama had a son,I could be him.
Clear GIPP, denies gang affiliation.
How many ball sack impacts does it take to get swelling like that below your lower lip?
Now lets be nice. This is after all someone's bitch isn't he?
Anyone need a babysitter?
This is exactly why there will never be a God Father movie of the gangs in this day and age.Gangsters back then had the best suits, ate at the best places, went to the best clubs, had the best hair. etc etc...
He should of tatooed "I'm an asshole" across his forehead. It would of had the same effect. What a schmuck.
looks like one of the cook county jail guards
What ever happened to the black guy that was testing for Chicago police a few years back, and had the words CopKiller tattooed on the back of his neck? If he made it is he a boss yet..
You can mark the Rogers Park police district off the trouble zone list. They have just completed their "gang audit" and all is well. The district commander says "not to worry anymore". Fucking Unreal!What's unreal is how a north side district can have such an uptick in shootings/homicides and not a peep from McStupid about it. No rush to move that cmdr out, or replace him with some worthwhile leadership over there, but McStupid has certainly shuffled the deck in the southside districts.
keeping it real bra
What would you say/do is your daughter brought him home and said, this is my new boyfriend-----------------------------------answer: "it was nice meeting your LATE boyfriend."
I just check his gang affl on the i clear system, he is a member of 9 different gangs and 27 different factions. i am confused now
Got rammed by a car full of SGDs when he was about 14. Broke his pelvis and smashed his teeth through his lower lip. I blame Lil Wayne for this outbreak of face tattoos.
He's entering the contest to design next year's city sticker. Rahm and Mendoza have already met with him and his family, they're very impressed with his artistic talent that can plainly be seen on his face. Rahm said "he's a great kid" and " I hope all my changes to city government can help him get his life on track"...."you know it's all about the children."
He's a bad ass ! Must be a honeybadger
Actually his teeth went through his bottom lip...was hit by a truck...oh well!
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