Monday, July 02, 2012

UCLA Professor Solves Gangs

  • A mathematical model that has been used for more than 80 years to determine the hunting range of animals in the wild holds promise for mapping the territories of street gangs, a UCLA-led team of social scientists reports in a new study.
    "The way gangs break up their neighborhoods into unique territories is a lot like the way lions or honey bees break up space," said lead author P. Jeffrey Brantingham, a professor of anthropology at UCLA.
    Further, the research demonstrates that the most dangerous place to be in a neighborhood packed with gangs is not deep within the territory of a specific gang, as one might suppose, but on the border between two rival gangs. In fact, the highest concentration of conflict occurs within less than two blocks of gang boundaries, the researchers discovered.

Wow! This is a brilliant insight into gangs. We expect McCompStat and that asshole Weis-inger will be using it to further refine the CompStat model of policing!

Of course, any cop who's been on the street for more than two minutes knows that where two rival gangs rub up against each other is going to be the spot where the most bodies turn up. For example, among the folks here at SCC, we've worked most of the districts, and many of them had places known by nicknames:

  • the Zone
  • the Square
  • Bordertown

All were places where two gangs met and fought and shot at each other. It was a rare event when someone actually got killed deep inside known boundaries. In fact, most of the time someone got killed inside the territory, it was an internal conflict being solved.

Here's another brilliant insight:

  • The model the researchers derived from the equation predicted that gang boundaries would form midway between the home bases of rivals and would run in a perpendicular line between them.

Wow. How many millions did someone spend on this study? Because they could have asked any copper in L.A. to explain it to them and saved the money.

This one made us laugh out loud:

  • Using the Lotka–Volterra formula, Brantingham's team drew boundaries between the known gangs. Unlike law enforcement's maps, the resulting effort did not produce gang boundaries that neatly followed streets. Instead, the boundaries ran through the yards of homes and businesses and through alleyways. When the boundaries did land on streets, they were as likely to crisscross them as follow them.

No shit? Because it wouldn't be like you would have rivals crossing that invisible border and drawing graffiti in their rival's yards in an effort to provoke conflict, or draw their enemies into a position where a retaliatory shooting could occur, could it?

  • The research, conducted in partnership with the Los Angeles Police Department, was funded by the National Science Foundation and the Air Force Office of Scientific Research.
The Air Force? What the hell?

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44 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"the zone" LOL... lt ross

7/02/2012 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahh liberal professors.. they never cease to amaze me. It would be ironic to see one of them come to chicago and get robbed downtown by wildings.

7/02/2012 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The Lotka-Volterra formula..."

I loved that guy on "Taxi"!!!!

7/02/2012 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where to drop the pickle in the coming years.

7/02/2012 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The Air Force? What the hell?"

Send in the drones! Let the carpet-bombing begin!

Bring back napalm!

7/02/2012 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where are those three places? You got me curious...

7/02/2012 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I could see using DA AIRFORCE , all that shit flying around with this report.

7/02/2012 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, what the hell.
Let's throw a couple a billion dollars at it and see if it floats. LMFAO!!

7/02/2012 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had said for years that gang members are animals that protect their territories by use of colors, markings, and acts of violence...fucking animals.

7/02/2012 02:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This F - ing country is doomed.

7/02/2012 02:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This fucken bullshit zone, boxes or whatever the fuck its called needs to stop! fucken crimes happens everywhere gangs are if they see the police theyre not gonna do much if they dont see them thyre gonna act up!!! alot of this crime shit is flooding into other good so-called neighborhoods..this whole comp stat shit is a fucken joke!!!

7/02/2012 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous noone90210 said...

The hot sun has fried the UCLA professors' minds.

Ahh liberal professors.. they never cease to amaze me. It would be ironic to see one of them come to chicago and get robbed downtown by wildings.

At the very least, it might open the professors' minds and eyes.

7/02/2012 04:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We didn't land on Plymouth rock..........Plymouth rock landed on us.

7/02/2012 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any copper with a GED can count the bodies along 55th St around Damen or Central Park Ave between Armitage and Fullerton.

More college study bullshit.

We had an old cop who plotted murders on a map with push pins and guess what, the areas with the highest concentration of pushpins were most likely to get more pushpins.

Now what's his name Lance Goldstein needs a University Education to back door his way into an exempt salary when Wheel Gun Waldo did the same thing in between cigars.

7/02/2012 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous 12 o'clock high said...

Anonymous said...
"The Air Force? What the hell?"

Send in the drones! Let the carpet-bombing begin!

Bring back napalm!

7/02/2012 12:50:00 AM


You do not carpet bomb with drones. You need B-52's for carpet bombing and it is a beautiful thing.

7/02/2012 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this could all be solved by installing more cameras. and rahm knows just the co. that could do the job. or maybe we could get more secretaries for michelle, she already has 40, making six figures. the very last thing to do is more pos on the street, thats only for things like nato. can you imagine if one of them got mugged, or shot? our international reputation would be sad.

7/02/2012 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lokta voltmeter? Isn't that the new megawatt taser being tested by the Air Farce?

7/02/2012 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dr Dick Puhler sez....Stop looking for logic where there is none. PERIOD

7/02/2012 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Find a way to have gangs sue each. Let the lawyers and greed conquer and divide. Yes even for their link cards.

7/02/2012 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like this study provides firm data to back up the actual experiences. This is a good thing. When outsiders try to pooh-pooh your experiences as "merely anecdotal" you can now quote this study instead of just giving them the finger. Still give them the finger, but quote the study, too.

7/02/2012 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of the dumbest people I've ever met have PhDs. Some of the smartest people I've ever met have GEDs.

7/02/2012 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You gotta love these liberal professors who do NOT live or work in the real world. Those who do, do - those who can't - teach.

7/02/2012 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is too funny! McCarthy blames Whites and now UCLA in essence is saying it is because the "Animals" act like Animals! WTF!!!! Now this is "Rachist"! (The ch in rachist is invisible)

7/02/2012 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On another note:

The Chicago chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) issued a press release on June 29 announcing that Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel, President Obama’s former Chief of Staff, has announced an Office of New Americans Advisory Committee that includes the Executive-Director of CAIR-Chicago, Ahmed Rehab.

http://www.worldthreats.com/?p=10684

7/02/2012 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The Lotka-Volterra formula..."???
so that explains how a mother and her baby get shot in bed?

7/02/2012 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus! What next.

7/02/2012 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Much can be said about human-ape similarities, and when studied it becomes clear. Attacks come almost without provocation (or just chest thumping). Territory, personality traits, submissiveness and a dominant pack leader all lead to a disruptive animal society. That's the wild harmony that makes the jungle.
But here a tidbit that I think the Superintendant ought bring up at his next interview, or would he be too afraid to speak of it....
Founded by renowned primatologist Jane Goodall, the Jane Goodall Institute is a global nonprofit that empowers people to make a difference for all living things. Our work builds on Dr. Goodall’s scientific work and her humanitarian vision. Specifically, we seek to:
Improve global understanding and treatment of great apes through research, public education and advocacy
Contribute to the preservation of great apes and their habitats by combining conservation with education and promotion of sustainable livelihoods in local communities
Create a worldwide network of young people who have learned to care deeply for their human community, for all animals and for the environment, and who will take responsible action to care for them
How about sending over some of that $1m CeaseFire money to the Institute Mr.Mayor.

7/02/2012 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the Airforce is considering an air strike?????

7/02/2012 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Herbie said...

I got no thing to do with no ga-angs!

7/02/2012 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lotka ? Didn't he work on TAXI(s) ?

7/02/2012 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Near-Topic.

http://news.yahoo.com/sci-fi-policing-predicting-crime-occurs-150157831.html

LA has bought into this psychic-network style of policing.

7/02/2012 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had said for years that gang members are animals that protect their territories by use of colors, markings, and acts of violence...fucking animals.

7/02/2012 02:25:00 AM

Now I know the reason for the oft-heard ghetto answer:

"Cuz it just bees that way".

7/02/2012 11:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just bring in the guard, let them round up all the gangbangers. Then transport them to Soldier Field for a royal rumble. Just think of the $$$ to be made on ticket sales.

7/02/2012 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, don't worry, the Air Force is just checking for the proper coordinates.

7/02/2012 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Dave in Albany Park said...

"Ahh liberal professors.. they never cease to amaze me."

Math has a known liberal bias.

What was really funny was the shocked and amazed observation that a mathematical model didn't conform to the street map. As we used to say, well duh....

7/02/2012 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So true,, Isn't it amazing how all these College-Educated Dimwits come out and tell us what we've ALL known for decades. These nutty professors hide from reality and real jobs in Colleges and Universities across the U.S. They, collectively, are frickin Morons, and are wasting our Childrens talents, and contaminating and brainwashing them with their Socialist Dogma. Lets get these kids here back to God, Country, Morality, pride in THEIR Heritage, and developing a strong work ethic, away from the World Owes me Everything mentality of these Loon Professors. . Everyone has that right. Shun these liberal Kook "Professors" with their Birkenstock Sandals, scraggly Beards, and Karl Marx looks. Nothing but Parasites who brainwash our Kids. Enter their Domain, [Colleges] in Groups, and Demand their ouster. Force them out into the Real World, where WE live. There, they can't walk and chew gum at the same time. There, they will be laughed at by people who understand reality, not their faculties and lemming Students. There, they will have no choice but to scurry back to Mommy's basement, where they came from, and have Mommy cut the crust off their sandwiches for them.

7/02/2012 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and have Mommy cut the crust off their sandwiches for them.


MOM!!! MEATLOAF!!!

7/02/2012 03:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who runs Bartertown?


Masterblaster

7/02/2012 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Further, the research demonstrates that the most dangerous place to be in a neighborhood packed with gangs is not deep within the territory of a specific gang, as one might suppose, but on the border between two rival gangs."

What's to research? This guy's never seen "West Side Story"?

7/02/2012 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of the dumbest people I've ever met have PhDs. Some of the smartest people I've ever met have GEDs


Thanks dude. Got my GED back in 1985.I knew I was way ahead of my time.Fuck college

7/02/2012 07:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe we should higher gangbanger oh we did that already. reward bad behavior..

7/02/2012 08:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Those who can...do, those who can't.....teach". Pay no mind to liberal bullshit spun by some college mope who can't cross the street against the red light.

7/02/2012 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back napalm!

7/02/2012 12:50:00 AM

Smells like victory

7/02/2012 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can only imagine how much money he recieved in federal grants for this? WOW!

7/02/2012 10:56:00 PM  

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