Friday, July 13, 2012

Where Exempts Come From

  • A testicle-eating fish was reportedly found in Lake Lou Yaeger in Litchfield, Illinois.

    A fish with teeth, called a 'pacu,' was found in the lake, according to Illinois Department of Natural Resources.

    According to KSDK, a fisherman caught a Pacu back on June 7th, while another man caught a pacu ten days later. While a Pacu poses no real threat to humans, reported two local men died in the river, after their testicles were eaten by a pacu fish.

And then we discovered that certain high-ranking exempts owned land in and around the Lithcfield area, prior to being made gold stars. And they had other ambitious lieutenants, captains and XO's over for a visit prior to them also being made exempt. So there seems to be a pattern, perhaps a secret initiation? It would certainly explain the completely docile attitude on display weekly at the CompStat meetings.

Indicted former aldercreature and Cook County commissioner Beavers was heard bragging he doesn't go to Litchfield, but if he did, he'd be a seven course meal for a Pacu, with enough left over for dessert.



Anonymous Sir Donkey said...

Lietenant John Finnegan died last week.

AKA: Willie the Whale from the 025 Gallows days.

He used to fish with his Boy Scouts at that lake all the time.

Now we know why he spoke with such a high voice !!!!

7/13/2012 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous 025 said...

In regards to Lt. John Finnegan / "Willie the Whale"

Only 1 police car was seen at his wake last week.

A little wonder why.

7/13/2012 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was just swimming up there the other day. I felt a little irritation in the groin area but attributed it to the cheap trunks I had picked up at farm and fleet. To my suprise when I dried off I found two dead pacu in my shorts. Evidently they broke their jaws on my sack.
Signed, Sgt and Lt by test score .... exiled to patrol for 27 years and never going to be exempt......and Now stuck doing the hack captain's job.
Can't wait to retire!

7/13/2012 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beavers balls are so big that the honey badger would take a week to eat them.

Speaking of honey badgers Phil Cline, who is known as "Old Country Buffet" at this site, is known as "the honey badger" at various Old Country Buffet locations.

Sneedless to say.

7/13/2012 02:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's some funny stuff! And so true! Here, Here SCC!

7/13/2012 05:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's not forget, Beavers was also a Chicago Police Officer when Black cops were few and far between.

7/13/2012 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gold Braid devious no balls at all. Conniving turds like the eunuch on Game of Thrones.

7/13/2012 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of Old Country Buffet, be advised that the one that was located at 31st Street and Cicero Ave. in Cicero has closed it's doors permanently with no good-byes or explaination. They even removed the signs from the building.

7/13/2012 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boys Town??

7/13/2012 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From steaming piles of elephant dung.

7/13/2012 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.....Lietenant John Finnegan died last week.....

"And Nobody Cares, or gives a sh*t"!

025 revolver cop

7/13/2012 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This morning on Chicago WLS AM radio one of Obama's voters states she doesn't care if Obama murders someone she will vote for him no matter what.

Listen here:

A Tale of Two Callers...

Download this show

Caller Judy and caller Darnell have contrasting views on President Obama and the election.

7/13/2012 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did the exemepts even have any testicles to begin with?

7/13/2012 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the guy who mentioned Beavers was the Police apparently he never knew the king of the dog asses. When he worked in 004 Ya he had a star but it wasnt used for any police work.

7/14/2012 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Planning to retire soon with both testicles in tact,they're large but I seem to do alright sitting on them daily,sometime my wife allows me to take them to work,sometimes she takes them to work with her,but either way they are mine and we share!

7/14/2012 01:23:00 PM  

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