Friday, August 10, 2012

Rahm's Tomatoes

Oh the stories you hear that the media would never report:
  • It seems that recently Rahm came home and found a brown paper bag sitting on his front porch and demanded to know how it got there and what it was from his security detail. After all, there are police guarding his house front and rear 24/7.

    The police are not supposed to come on the front porch and the 1st watch detail knew nothing about it. Looking inside it was determined that it contained tomatoes and various vegetables.

    When the cops on duty couldn't explain how it got there the full court press was initiated. First the commander of the bodyguard unit was contacted. The mayor was livid. Who the fuck was playing around with hizzoner.

    Then up it went, deputy chief was contacted, commander of 019 was called, DSS of course and who knows who else or how high the brouhaha went but this was SERIOUS! An errrant bag of vegetables on Rahm's front porch and his highly paid security detail knew nothing about it! What the fu.....

    So they finally got to the bottom of this, after calls, screaming, blah blah blah.

    It seems that this summer an organic vegetable garden was installed in the mayor's back yard . A state of the art vegetable garden for organic vegetables complete with an irrigation system, special soil, nice wooden construction , the works. It also came with the the company proprietor planting a full garden worth of organic vegetables, including of all things, tomatoes and other makings for salads etc.

    It also seems that this proprietor comes over and picks the vegetables that grow there and leaves them for the family in brown paper bags. Normally the bag o'salad is handed directly to the Mrs but not this day. The Mrs was out of town and Rahm was out late doing mayoral shit for the kids so Ms. Organic Garden Lady left the bag of potential killer tomatoes on the porch and the knowledge on what it was with 3rd watch officers.

    It also seems that 3rd Watch neglected to inform 1st Watch about the bag of tomatoes sitting on the front porch so when Rahm came home he suspected that perhaps it was a visit from Hamas or Hezbollah or worse.

    That is when the investigation started.

    The truth was quickly revealed. Nothing worse than a 1st Watch Officer not wearing his vest and a police shirt with several buttons unbuttoned was found. All the bosses could again sleep in relative peace. And Rahm had a bag of fresh vegetables from his own garden.

    And the Case of the Killer Tomatoes was closed with no evil consequence. And so far as can be determined, just one officer was tossed off the detail for not wearing his vest and not buttoning his shirt all the way.

    No word on what became of the 3rd Watch crew who forgot to hand off the bag of vegetables to the 1st Watch. One more thing to go on the check list for the future. Don't forget to hand off the vegetables!
We couldn't make this up if we tried, and believe us, we've tried. This, however, is 100% true.

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178 Comments:

Anonymous CHALKIE said...

Hmmmm Maybe next time I drop off the veggies..........

8/10/2012 05:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg that is so funny . it should have been shit that would be better.

8/10/2012 05:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm was a fucking idiot.

Rahm is a fucking idiot.

Rahm will be a fucking idiot.

8/10/2012 05:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Breaking NEWS :
The Commander of the 020th District is resting at the hospital.

Rumor central:Lt. Gz was telling her crew all about it after visitng the DC according to GZ the DC will be off work for close to 3 weeks and that she had 5 stitches. thank for the info LT.GZ you know how to keep secrets.

8/10/2012 05:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MORE FROM RUMOR CENTRAL:
LT. GZ she seem to know it all she gave out information during roll call on officers who were strips of their stars and who was going to get strips.Is this true 020th is the new TMZ.

8/10/2012 05:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

trial run.


beware the hot peppers.

8/10/2012 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Hey, I'm Just Sayin, said...

I'd like to get all over Tiny Dancer on this one, but wtf?


Personal bodyguards do their job... fine.


Security detail on the house... okay, a little miscommunication?


I can see how the little guy could get upset when an unknown and (maybe) suspicious package/bag is at the front door and the protectors when asked, respond with "Duh, I don't know where it came from!"


3rd watch SHOULD HAVE let the 1st watch guys know the bag was there. Give the 1st watch guys a verbal or written reprimand and let it go. 1st watch guy SHOULD HAVE his vest. Sorry, but that one is on him.

8/10/2012 06:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9.5 sounds like a 2 year-old throwing a tantrum. Too bad the garden lady doesn't inject some of those veggies with botulism or salmonella.

8/10/2012 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, any dope who is in such a high-profile spot who can't button his shirt or wear his vest is just plain stupid. That's akin to walking up to McStupor with your hat on backwards and saying, "What's up Dude?"

8/10/2012 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New name for Rahm--Mr. Tomato Head.

8/10/2012 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like perfect fodder for one of those raging Hitler spoofs on YouTube.

8/10/2012 06:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paranonia. Mean destroya. There's a little man in my head

8/10/2012 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Hoosier Clout said...

LOL.....Rahm - Mr. Arrogant Macho afraid of The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

If the Chicago media had some balls, they would put together a nice clip showing part of the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Rahm all upset. They could even put in Jody Weis' famous "Gotta Run" speech just to add to the intensity of needing to give flight to get away from this great threat.

LOL,,,,,,

If only the Chicago media had some balls.....

8/10/2012 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Rahmicus will make a Caesar Salad. Sounds like some hibbitus jibbitus

8/10/2012 06:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was posted about 1 year ago. How much of it looks more like reality today?

Anonymous said... 
A class of 74 when retirements have exceeded probably 400 in the last few years with more retiring by years end. This is more of the same from the Democrats running this corrupt state. They are allowing our public safety ranks for thin out to dangerous levels. Perhaps they have some nefarious plan.

************************

Of COURSE they have a plan.

That plan is being implemented in every major police department across the country.

Dwindle down city resources in all major cities across the country.

Let the crime rates rise slowly.

Bring most of your military back into the country.

Just before the rioting begins, sign an executive order stating military personnel will assume policing duties in major cities across the country, temporarily of course.

Local police are "laid off" and become part of the revolution anyway.

Local ex-police are monitored as they are known weapons holders, anyone with a registered M4 is required to give it up or face prison.

Any police caught rioting or on the street with a weapon will be made an example of as new laws are created to imprison those in possession of a weapon on the street during rioting.

The plan is complete. No more local police. A special "detached" service branch of the federal government who's duties are to assume the role of federal police within this country.

The plan puts financial responsibility on the entire country for policing from that point on.

Federal laws are added to allow for a "federal police force" in our own country.

Cities are allowed to fire all police, and those officers may have the choice to join the new "federal police" agency if certain criteria are met.

Federal police will be paid FAR less than local police, but slightly more than current military personnel get, so many will apply from within the ranks of the military.

Cities will then be absolved from being required to pay pensions to retired officers any longer. That absolution will not be available for court review as laws will be changed to allow cities to stop paying retirements for police officers, and those retired officers will have no legal recourse to sue the cities to get their pensions.

All officers fired will receive exactly their own contributions into the pension funds, nothing more.

Ex-police officers will be forced to find new jobs in their 60's or 70's in order to survive unless they become what they've always faught against all their lives, WELFARE RECIPIENTS.

That's the end folks. No more local police. No more pensions. Ex-police having to become federal or find other work. Retirees being forced to accept "federal" welfare so that they too are dependent on whichever politician swears to give them the most money.

Your lives are over. These prophecies will come to pass within the next year or two.

We all better learn how to survive on our own without a controlled society.

We all better learn now to escape the federal controls that will eventually occur where all people are to be contained within special "federal housing" areas in order to maintain control while they get their free food from federal welfare, provided by prison inmates on work farms.

Learn to live off the grid.

Learn to live in small groups to survive.

Learn how to transport and secure your weapons so the "feds" can't find them.

Learn that your govnerment has failed you because it exists to serve the rich, and "capitalism" has failed us all.

Learn to survive and protect yourself, food stores and loved ones, it's all you'll be doing every day of your life in the very near future.

8/10/2012 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mayor is a fucking potato head ! He knows nothing about the goings on at his home ? He doesn't know much about the city either !!!

Does he have a pool boy ?? Dum-da-dum-dum !

8/10/2012 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this is true the Mayor is the Biggest DB ever. My God, Stop the Insanity.

8/10/2012 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hamas? It could have been the Blago family, the Israelis, Poles and other counbtries him and Obbie screwed. It could have been people mad about his insider trading in the housing market crash, Pissing away millions to Solyndra, or just bringing Marxism to America. Now lets look at city pensions, teachers etc etc etc.....

8/10/2012 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What privileged assholes would complain about such little things. Maybe Mayor Shylock should have to live a few blocks over and worry about thugs coming to the door to rape and rob. Looking over your shoulder when you park the car and hopefully get into your house in one piece. Worried your kids can get to school and back without being picked up by a pervert or worse. These assholes beefing with $20Million in the bank and all these great freebies.

8/10/2012 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF? Is this marriage that effed up? Are both of them this stupid? They have a garden GROWN FOR THEM in their back yard (gee, can I have the guy come help my 80 year old dad??) and then can't even go out and pick their own food? Obvious not. So they leave a bag of tomatoes and it causes this much crap and waste of time? I can't stand him. I detest, abhor and despire him as much as Obummer.

8/10/2012 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What an asshole.

8/10/2012 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The citizens of Chicago cant even walk to the corner without fear of being shot, and this yoyo makes a big deal about a bag of fruit. Sounds more like he is the fruit.

8/10/2012 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mayor doesnt even know whats going on at his own,how does he know whats going on in this city. Thats right he doesnt.

8/10/2012 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No wonder the guys on his detail look so ragged! Hey rahms detail guys, D-1 pay is not so bad if your going to be so stressed that when you retire of before it gives you a major heart attack! Not worth it at all! I was on the detail at 1 time, got "dumped" reality best thing that ever happened! The pay was not worth it!

8/10/2012 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dislike Rahm's mayoral performance as much as anyone who follows this site. I am especially disgusted by his treatment by proxy of the police through his use of McTool. However, I have to admit that a bag of anything sitting on the porch without the on-duty coppers knowing what it contains, is a serious security breach. Like him or hate him, he is a public figure who draws the ire of myriad critics. Protection details have to know what is happening, or they are useless. Communication is crucial. This is a bigger deal than you make it out to be. Again, I'm not a fan of Rahm, but honesty and sincerity regarding events (even those listed on blogs) goes towards the credibility of the overall message you are presenting.

8/10/2012 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least a case was finally cleared in Area 3 or is it the North Bureau? I can't keep track of all the changes.

8/10/2012 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear a tomato detail is being assembled as we speak.
It will comprise, 1 Lt. as CO. 3 Sgt's. 1 per watch. and 6 PO's., 2 per watch.

Any interested officer must submit a resumé to the head of the Agriculture department at the U of I.

Just be glad it wasn't a garbage bag of watermelons, the whole neighborhood would have been evacuated.

8/10/2012 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! That's all it takes to get off this shit detail? Thanks for posting this. I'll have my freedom soon.

8/10/2012 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He needs an organic cucumber shoved up his ass.

8/10/2012 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well these strokes on the mayors detail have been warned about not wearing their vests. Not surprised at all.

8/10/2012 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who paid for the state of the art garden?? My tax dollars??? I hope not.

8/10/2012 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!

...to whoever shared this!

AWESOME!

8/10/2012 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's just silly silly I say!

8/10/2012 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give CeaseFiber $1 million dollars, they'll do a better job than the mayor's detail

8/10/2012 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What HBT Sgt, is going on disability??? Plz, if it's who I'm thinking of!!! I just saw him golfing..... WTF

8/10/2012 02:54:00 AM

Is this the one and only AK? The same Sgt who preaches about SWAT being legit yet was sneaked in there himself with out the test

8/10/2012 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Homosexuality trumps rank, in Dallas PD

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/08/08/dpd-sgt-left-holding-bag-over-chick-fil-a-sandwich/

8/10/2012 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"And so far as can be determined, just one officer was tossed off the detail for not wearing his vest and not buttoning his shirt all the way."

So who's coming to the 018 Entertainment Detail?

8/10/2012 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure they weren't BEEFSTEAK...had to be cherry tomatoes to put in that little weasel mouth of his

8/10/2012 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They say that tomatoes have thrived in the "heat".

I'm not sure about the rest of Chicago & all CPD but we're tired of the "heat".

8/10/2012 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My dog made some 'nice warm muffins', now I know where I can to leave them. All organic of course.

8/10/2012 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg! omg! a sack of tomatoes! omg! omg! help! help! tomatoes! help! call 911! tomatoes!

hello 911?? there's tomatoes sitting on my porch!! what??? you don't respond to calls for tomatoes???!!!

omg omg, but everyone knows tomatoes of the homegrown variety could have a gun!! what if these tomatoes have a gun?? omg omg!!

if you don't send a car now, i'm gonna sue me!!! do you hear me?? I'm gonnna sue ME!! this is a bleepdamn bleeping tomatoes emergency!!! omg omg! bleeeeep me!! (sobs heard)

8/10/2012 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow another waste of CPD resources.
Kids are being robbed in Beverly and Mt Greenwood and no police to investigate or patrol the neighborhoods . Not even special attention for citizens living in areas that the savage roams looking for victims.
Remember this in November , it's time for change in the U.S.A.

8/10/2012 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very good SCC! I think you should put this into a children's story format complete with artwork!

8/10/2012 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totally off-topic does anyone have a link to the newest four and two calendar subscription for iPhones the one that also has court keys available

8/10/2012 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL................

Just thinking of the "wolves guarding the henhouse" story. Think he should be worried? Naa, nothing will happen but think about it Rambo, until it drives you nuts with worry.

Maybe get some Farrikan people to guard you...yeah that should work....

Go to bed now and dream of the wolves...............

8/10/2012 11:17:00 AM  
Blogger West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...

And all you sell out punks working The Ballerina's bullshit security detail just kept your mouths shut and took the berating from all angles, right?

As you were being lambasted by the handful of useless Bossholes for this "inexcusable security breach", you nodded in agreement, sheepishly shrugged your shoulders in acknowledgement and avoided direct eye contact with those scolding you like children. Not one of you cowards spoke up in defense of the blue shirts present (I know this as fact because I got it firsthand from someone on scene).

Like prostitutes, you have been bought and paid for, and in the process forfeited a portion of your intestinal fortitude, dignity and manliness. There is no amount of money that you could pay me to be someone's bitch.

Now don't get me wrong - there are times in life when a person needs to bite his or her tongue while being read the riot act by a 'superior' officer/employer that feels the need to flex his or her chevrons, bars or leafs. It's part of picking and choosing your battles, knowing when silence is the best option or when optioning for minimal repercussions. It's realizing that sometimes the ones doing the yelling, screaming and berating are only doing so because they HAVE to.

However, to take this type of abuse courtesy of the same asshole that wants to diminish your pension, gut CPD's manpower and bust every city union is unfathomable and inexcuseable. You are protecting, jumping thru hoops for and kissing the ass of a tyrant that is continuing the legacy left by his predecessor: the destruction of a once-great city via pandering to non-contributors, illegals and the clouted chosen few.

Rahm's Security Detail: D3 pay and front row seats to the Emanuel Destroys Chicago Show.

8/10/2012 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who throws a bigger tantrum? 9.5 or Short Shanks? Anybody on any of the details wish to tell?

I do know of 9.5's penchant for f-bombs in not so private surroundings, but did RMD really let loose at times?

8/10/2012 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what was that movie with humphrey bogart where he is the crazy boat captain? cant remember but he says something about launching a full investigation about who stole 2 pints of strawberries?

8/10/2012 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to be sure the f word was flying all over. he dont hesitate to use it if he thinks hes been dissed. the teachers union heard it, do you think his wife has? would he accept it if his daughter had it used on her? makes you wonder about his mental state. if he dont get his way he will wind up with jj at mayo.

8/10/2012 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His wife, Amy, makes great double chocolate cup cakes....LOL. Fuck you Rahm!

8/10/2012 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The vest and button issue was just an excuse to make someone pay for Rahm chicken shit ass pissing in his pants. HAH! What a bitch..... The po that got dumped is better off.

IF/KMA

8/10/2012 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Hot Pursuit said...

It coud have been that age old trick with the bag of dog shit set afire. It does work believe me thats a fact.

So if anyone ever wants to try tha one, (not recommended unless your that short for retirement), please video tape it and I'll help promote that one. It would be worth big $$$$, perfect start for your retirement.

Plus your name in the history books forever.....

8/10/2012 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tomato is a fruit

8/10/2012 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, but this story just doesn't seem kosher. And we would know!

630

8/10/2012 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROFLMFAO!!!!

8/10/2012 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you're telling me that our great mayor who is so fucking smart and in charge of the 3rd largest city in the USA, can't put 2 and 2 together, knowing he has a fucking garden in his back yard and figure this stumper of a case out? Now that's really stupid if true!

8/10/2012 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe there was pork in them tomatoes or tomatee.Never let a good crisis go to waste.

8/10/2012 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard he forgot some toys at Steamworks and they brought them back.

8/10/2012 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Proof positive once again that Morons are running Chicago.

8/10/2012 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it's one of those flaming bags again.

8/10/2012 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another FOP secretary fired can another lawsuit be far behind? Oh mikey

8/10/2012 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a dick.

8/10/2012 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

boy that's working "together"
left hand doesnt know what the right is doing
great communitcation there kids
even tiny dancer forgot about his garden
{problately put in with taxpayer$}

8/10/2012 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous oooooowee said...

30 people ( I can't bring myself to call them police) assigned to the deatail? So much for boots on the ground. Cut everything but my detail. I don't think the mayor should be assigned any people. They are getting D3 to be errand boys. Wonderful Shitcago.

8/10/2012 01:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heads will roll for this insult!!! Look for some POs to get dumped...

8/10/2012 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought Raccoons liked Tomatoes

8/10/2012 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was the details version of annoying orange but it was annoying Louie "hey Brian hey Brian hey Brian" " what Louie?" " I love you Brian " " I love you too Lil Lou, no go wash the mayors cherry tomatoes and be gentle."

8/10/2012 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's lucky it wasn't a paper bag full of dog shit. Maybe he should have a fence around his property he is the Mayor and strangers from the neighborhood walk by all day and night or make the officers both stand next to his stairs at attention like at the Palace Lol

8/10/2012 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pathetic and arrogant

8/10/2012 01:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have a fucking garden, where else would that have come from, give us all a break!

8/10/2012 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The police are not supposed to come on the front porch..."

Yassuh, sho' boss, we comes around in de mud up to de back do'.

Take off yo' hat 'fo you knock, an' look down at de groun' when dey talks to you.

Jes' say "Yassuh, Nosuh." If dey hits you jes' say "Yassuh" agin.

8/10/2012 02:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT - The town of Winfield is considering abolishing their police department as a cost saving measure. Granted, they may only have a 5 - 7 person department but times are getting really scary out there. And that's potentially 5 - 7 coppers out of jobs.

8/10/2012 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously. Spend more time in your garden, they you would know your own produce. Don't take the credit for having a gadren when you don't care for it yourself.

Next time for anything in this whole dapartment. Call the guy that was on the previous watch to ask what the story is on anything you come across.

Problem solved.

8/10/2012 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Heads will roll for this insult!!! Look for some POs to get dumped...

8/10/2012 01:10:00 PM

They will run out of PO's the way they've been dumping them off the detail. Insult? Do you think the way Rahm treats police officers via proposed contract cuts, proposed pension cuts, shorthandedness, incompetent bosses etc. aren't insults?

Do you think Rahm is the only one getting insulted? Look at the City's contract offer to firefighters. Police officers will be presented with roughly the same.

What are we to do, kiss ass in the hopes we don't insult Ceasar?

Bullshit.

It's always been said police officers are the real strength of the department.

Thank God for the internet and SCC blog. We get insulted and treated like crap and we can sling it right back. Play fair and maybe people won't be inclined to make the man look bad.

How about if our leaders act like someone we can look up to instead of sneer at.

8/10/2012 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
what was that movie with humphrey bogart where he is the crazy boat captain? cant remember but he says something about launching a full investigation about who stole 2 pints of strawberries?

8/10/2012 11:35:00 AM

The Caine Mutiny

8/10/2012 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"..Totally off-topic does anyone have a link to the newest four and two calendar subscription for iPhones the one that also has court keys available..."
.
Not an iPhone App but the nest best thing:
Go to FOP website, under Resources- drop down to 'Calendars', open Operations Calendar. Press the "+" symbol on the iPhone and then 'Add to Home Screen'.
You just created a shortcut & an icon.

8/10/2012 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
what was that movie with humphrey bogart where he is the crazy boat captain? cant remember but he says something about launching a full investigation about who stole 2 pints of strawberries?

8/10/2012 11:35:00 AM
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It was the Caine Mutiny. Bogart played captain Queeg.

8/10/2012 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Makings of a plan,Rahm,tomatoes and Bud Billiken Saturday. Hmmmmm,how funny would that be! Mayor Roma Emanuel.

8/10/2012 03:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of COURSE they have a plan.

That plan is being implemented in every major police department across the country.

Dwindle down city resources in all major cities across the country.

Let the crime rates rise slowly.

Bring most of your military back into the country.

Just before the rioting begins, sign an executive order stating military personnel will assume policing duties in major cities across the country, temporarily of course.

Local police are "laid off" and become part of the revolution anyway.

Local ex-police are monitored as they are known weapons holders, anyone with a registered M4 is required to give it up or face prison........

------

Do you masturbate a lot?

8/10/2012 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tiny dancer is extremely ANAL...he was seen entering his residence VIA the rear patio door and immediately picked up a broom and began sweeping in his cute little suit by the large bookcase. OY VAY Rahmbellina!

8/10/2012 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tomatoe overtime iniatiative !!!

8/10/2012 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the problem , police officers making sgt pay did not see an unknown person place a brown bag with unknown contents by his door , what are they getting paid for , texting , playing computer games etc

8/10/2012 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY FUCK YOU AND Your Tomatoes!

Da Pelon

8/10/2012 03:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This lil Racoon threw a hissy fit during NATO weekend when several officers were assigned to guard the ungrateful ballerinas house and dumb kids. When he returned home to find officers in his backyard as ordered the lil racoon ordered them out VIA the kiss ass merit Security detail Commander. Fuck you and your kids Rahmbellina!

8/10/2012 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Button your shirt and put on your vest. Act like a fucking professional.

8/10/2012 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Caine mutiny

8/10/2012 03:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude when i see some tomatoes in the kitchen i know they came from the back yard. maybe the gardener needs a house key.

8/10/2012 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amy is too busy being chauffeured to her yoga class to be bothered with planting vegetables. its the black Cadillac SUV...

8/10/2012 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rham has failed to do one positive thing for this City!

8/10/2012 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It should of been a bag of shit that was lit on fire!

8/10/2012 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well I hear that the big girl who got her ass kicked on the detail last year isn't wanted back. She left her post instead of calling it in.

8/10/2012 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5 stitches for what? They dont put you in the hospital for 5 stitches

8/10/2012 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure this arrogant asshole has gotten vegetables from his garden many times before. Just because no one was home this time doesn't mean the paper bag he normally gets each week now contains a bomb or some haz-mat device. The man has no common sense. WTF!

8/10/2012 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Caine Mutiny . . . . .

8/10/2012 05:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi SCC,
This is off topic but bears consideration. It's common knowledge that Jesse Jackson Jr. Is in the Mayo clinic for unknown reasons (cough guilty cough) But wouldn't that be the perfect cover and location to talk to the Feds?? We know that when the feds have you that you're going away, but they also love to deal to get the bigger fish..... So Wouldn't it be a real convenient way to get JJ Jr away from prying eyes so he can spill his guts out?? Things that make you go hmmmmm......

8/10/2012 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 8/10/2012 05:54:00:

Did you actually attend an elementry school?

8/10/2012 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor’s Office Employee Arrested Twice For Allegedly Soliciting Sex

When Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel holds a news conference, Gene Mc Neil is the city employee who makes sure the sound system runs smoothly.

But the veteran city employee was a little too smooth with the ladies, police reports indicate.

Mc Neil was arrested twice since 2005 for allegedly soliciting undercover cops who were posing as prostitutes. One of those arrests came while he was on the clock for taxpayers, he acknowledged.

Mc Neil, 55, was not convicted in either case; the arresting officers didn’t show up for some reason, so the cases were thrown out, court records show.

Reached just before a mayoral news conference a few weeks ago, Mc Neil said the arrests were misunderstandings. He said he was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time.

In 2005, Mc Neil was arrested for allegedly soliciting oral sex for $10, court records show. In 2007 he allegedly offered $25 for sex, records show. In the second instance, Mc Neil relayed to us that he was on the clock and en route to buy a newspaper when a woman approached him on the street and starting walking with him.

Referring to the Chicago Police Department, he said, “I understand they’re trying to get their numbers up. . . . I didn’t make any overtures.”

Whatever the truth, it’s interesting to consider Mc Neil’s proximity to a politician known for such a carefully crafted image.

When asked about Mc Neil, an Emanuel press aide said this was the first she heard of his troubles. But within an hour, word came down that Mc Neil was being transferred to other duties, at least for the time being.

Mc Neil, who’s been on the government payroll for 25 years and worked for Richard M. Daley as well, has a salary of about $84,000 a year.

8/10/2012 05:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Communication is crucial."

--8/10/2012 07:57:00 AM

Then you'll agree that you should read the entirety of a post before you respond to it.

"The police are not supposed to come on the front porch..."

"The police are not supposed to come on the front porch..."

"The police are not supposed to come on the front porch..."

8/10/2012 05:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO......OH boy,,, did you make me laugh...I spilled my veggy soup!

8/10/2012 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9.06am,,,,,,You really need to get a life

8/10/2012 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ot KA dumped i mean moved to Intelligence. Thank God

8/10/2012 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heh...

This calls for another Gump-Stat meeting...

Unequal parts circle jerk, donkey punch, gum-bump and combination crying, jag and bowel rag wringing extravaganza as McLosthismind and the exempts try to stave off doing the right thing.

Hopefully Rahm al Ghoul shit himself like the Napoleon Complex afflicted paranoid, coward and bully he is...

It's the dirtiest of muthafuckahs who come apart like he did when HIS perception of being so safe and untouchable is scratched by something like a bag of veggies on the front porch.

Pussy and a true North Shore Shit-Ass...

Afraid he'll one day have nobody to fall on the grenade that has his name cast into the casing...

*My ill gotten gain, perceived power, and influence built with the blood, sweat and tears of better men will hopefully insulate me from the pain, sorrow, misfortune and indignity that you peed on peons have to suffer. I'm Rahm, you're not.*

May his hopes, plans, dreams and aspirations riotiously and colorfully decay to laughing & grinning skeletons as they gather around and give him a group hug...

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

8/10/2012 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you know any of those that work that detail, you will understand why it happened. The good coppers of that district do not work the mayors house detail. Lucky it was only a bag of fruit, This time.

8/10/2012 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow was someone crying and sobbing in 018 today on floor #2? Please advise......

8/10/2012 06:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a waste of funding! Seriously

8/10/2012 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who drove their car around a train crossing with the gates down and lights activated? Are you stupid?

8/10/2012 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"what was that movie with humphrey bogart where he is the crazy boat captain? cant remember but he says something about launching a full investigation about who stole 2 pints of strawberries?"

--8/10/2012 11:35:00 AM

The Caine Mutiny, based on novel by Herman Wouk.

Crazy destroyer captain keeps two steel balls in his hand at all times, rolling them around, clicking them together...

8/10/2012 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

He needs an organic cucumber shoved up his ass.

8/10/2012 08:12:00 AM

++++++++++++++++++++

Thats fuckin funny.

8/10/2012 07:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beautiful vegetables, straight from the Mayor's personal garden, freshly sprinkled and glistening with beads of morning dew.

>zip<

8/10/2012 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Rahm reporting the passive income on the garden on his taxes?...

8/10/2012 07:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember a movie like this, a short, skinny Big Boss going nuts over some strawberries. Oh yeah, but Rahm ain't no Bogart...but you guys sure could use a mutiny.

8/10/2012 07:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget the Mrs. Dry Cleaning G.C. Lol

8/10/2012 07:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

R the taxpayers paying for his glorified organic garden? Can't anyone in this family pick their own tomatoes? They have a gardener come over and pick their fruit for them?

Add a few forgetful highly-paid armed security along with rattled exempts......

This whole story is effin unreal.

8/10/2012 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to tax tomoatoes!!!!!!!!!!!

8/10/2012 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tomatoes and a porch, a drive-by waiting to happen.

This subject will be addressed immediately at the next city council meeting.

8/10/2012 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Breaking NEWS :
The Commander of the 020th District is resting at the hospital.

Rumor central:Lt. Gz was telling her crew all about it after visitng the DC according to GZ the DC will be off work for close to 3 weeks and that she had 5 stitches. thank for the info LT.GZ you know how to keep secrets.

8/10/2012 05:47:00 AM

Hey asshole, it was not a secret

8/10/2012 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol..Ding-dong ditch!

8/10/2012 07:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't take the situation so lightly. I once saw an old "B" movie called Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. They can be deadly.

8/10/2012 08:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Pathetic and arrogant

8/10/2012 01:57:00 PM

Bingo.

Except it's a toss-up about what word to put first...Pathetic and arrogant or Arrogant and pathetic?

8/10/2012 08:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...Just before the rioting begins, sign an executive order stating military personnel will assume policing duties in major cities across the country, temporarily of course.

Local police are "laid off" and become part of the revolution anyway.

Local ex-police are monitored as they are known weapons holders, anyone with a registered M4 is required to give it up or face prison........

------

Do you masturbate a lot?

8/10/2012 03:03:00 PM

My guess it's it's only while daydreaming about what to write on this blog, or while actually typing, but I guess that would be kind of difficult.

8/10/2012 08:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you masturbate a lot?

8/10/2012 03:03:00 PM




why, do you need instructions?

8/10/2012 09:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the problem , police officers making sgt pay did not see an unknown person place a brown bag with unknown contents by his door , what are they getting paid for , texting , playing computer games etc

8/10/2012 03:16:00 PM




no, they're being paid to not give a shit.

8/10/2012 09:01:00 PM  
Blogger CJN said...

Anyone now the story behind this picture?

http://gapersblock.com/merge/archives/2012/08/10/do-not-cross/

Also go to the facebook page of the same website. As of right now there are 150 comments on the pics and 149 are antipolice. Funny, these people would see a pic of a car crash involving normal people, the comments would be of condolences. Since it's the police, they're all talking shit.

http://www.facebook.com/gapersblock

8/10/2012 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Following up on the article

http://smallwarsjournal.com/jrnl/art/full-spectrum-operations-in-the-homeland-a-“vision”-of-the-future

this is an interesting comment.

by Son of Freedom | August 7, 2012 - 8:36pm Login or register to post comments

Sir:
In your opening reasons for the fictional operation, you have presented a very unlikely trigger. This one is more plausible:
In the closing days prior to the 2012 election, sensing a resounding defeat, the incumbent president seeks to hold onto supreme executive power at any cost. While watching the election returns from Chicago, a small tactical nuclear weapon is detonated in Washington, DC. The president quickly appears before the nation on live TV to declare that a state of national emergency exists, and is therefore cancelling the general election until “the situation can be stabilized.”
The president calls out the Department of Homeland Security, which responds with amazingly fast mobilization of their new armored vehicles and “defensive” para-military equipment. All Military personnel are placed on alert, and National Guard units are federalized and mobilized.
In the following days, the bomb fragments and analysis of the bomb material is determined to have come from Iran. The great bulk of the American Military is sent into harm’s way towards Iran. The president then declares that DHS and FEMA are the new “guardians” of the homeland.
Soon after, isolated incidents of DHS and FEMA personnel are found to have been shot while “ensuring domestic tranquility.” This leads to a de facto and official revocation of the 2nd and 4th Amendments, all in the name of “security.” Soon enough, hundreds of reports of citizens resisting DHS security forces flow in, causing the president to use remaining Military forces to “pacify” the embattled areas.
Now to point out a couple of glaring errors in your fictional study. First of all, as an Active Duty Soldier, I can say with some degree of certainty that I, nor those with whom I work each day would NOT turn our weapons on other American citizens, especially those in our own communities. Secondly, activating a National Guard unit in the area where there is an incident such as the one you propose would be inviting desertion. Those men and women would no sooner hunt down and maim or kill their own neighbors than the mailman would. Thirdly, you assume that no one on the outside of the suggested “tightening noose” would assist the rebels. Darlington is close to the ocean. I-95 is already a smuggling highway, both literally and figuratively. Thus you would have to bring in the Navy and/or the Coast Guard in order to blockade the South Carolina coast. Even then, smugglers would get through. That is assuming the USN and/or USCG would cooperate fully (see my first reason).
Facts: DHS has been wargaming the detonation of a small tac-nuke in Washington D.C. The Department of Homeland Security has purchased over 450 Million rounds of .40 caliber hollow-point rounds, and has been buying up 5.56mm (NATO standard round) ammunition as well. The DHS has no foreign warfighting mission or capability. 450 Million rounds is excessive for any agency to claim for training purposes. This essay only serves to provide another “dot” to connect.

8/10/2012 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

police officers making sgt pay did not see an unknown person place a brown bag with unknown contents by his door

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

It was the hired gardener - not exactly an unknown person. And if he doesn't have a key, where else is he going to leave the vegetables except the porch?

8/10/2012 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny thing is if you pull up Rahms ethic statement you dont see anything about free gardens or a fruit picker as a gift.

Or is he paying for fruit to be thrown on his porch in a bag, highly unlikely.

8/10/2012 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who cares these detail p/o's probably pick up his dog shit too.go fuck yours selfs..

8/10/2012 09:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

driving from 16th to work in 5 district cost a small fortune in gas thank you mcnutty...no bids in a year..

8/10/2012 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rham was to reset the government and doesnt want to pay the city bills.but rham will keep his millions of dollars after he destroy our pension.

8/10/2012 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is story is 'telling' about what kind of guy this Emanuel is but it is not newsworthy enough to have over 120 Comments..and more.

Do U see why we will not take back our traditions or values or what ever we hold, dear.....our society is screwed up.....more than 120 Comments here should be saved for the horrific Crime, or the huge Taxes we pay in this city or far more important issues...but No, over 120 Comments on Junk like this which in the end doesn't matter at all....Junk like the tomato story doesn't ultimately improve or help our lives or make a difference by what we say about tomatoes or Rahm.

Sure, Rahm is a jerk....that's part of what we got when he was voted Mayor..keep Voting Democrat, folks...you keep getting what you vote for and then belly-ache and the rest of us have to listen to you.

Why don't you learn how to think??? And act smart!!!!

8/10/2012 09:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The officers on the house detail do not make Sgt pay nor are they part of the detail.

8/10/2012 09:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no bids,no work..mcnutty!

8/10/2012 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gov potato head
mayor tomato head

8/10/2012 10:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT. Heard there were some Command changes today. 003rd District Commander, LH gone. Hear GE from 006 tact will be the new Commander of 003. Scc do you have the scope?

8/10/2012 10:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, we already have more than our share of Fruit Investigators, maybe we need some Vegetable Investigators.

8/10/2012 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

He needs an organic cucumber shoved up his ass.

8/10/2012 08:12:00 AM


Nope no room, whole family of gerbils living in there....

8/10/2012 10:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 20th dist commander was keeping her hospital location quiet cause she didnt want flowers and cards.Was thinking who would send her anything. Than I thought of all the kiss asses,enough said.

8/10/2012 10:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This is story is 'telling' about what kind of guy this Emanuel is but it is not newsworthy enough to have over 120 Comments..and more.

Do U see why we will not take back our traditions or values or what ever we hold, dear.....our society is screwed up.....more than 120 Comments here should be saved for the horrific Crime, or the huge Taxes we pay in this city or far more important issues...but No, over 120 Comments on Junk like this which in the end doesn't matter at all....Junk like the tomato story doesn't ultimately improve or help our lives or make a difference by what we say about tomatoes or Rahm.

Sure, Rahm is a jerk....that's part of what we got when he was voted Mayor..keep Voting Democrat, folks...you keep getting what you vote for and then belly-ache and the rest of us have to listen to you.

Why don't you learn how to think??? And act smart!!!!

8/10/2012 09:50:00 PM
Obviously you pay a lot of attention to this blog instead of spending more time sharpening your Philosophy skills!

8/10/2012 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

at least it wasn't a dead fish....

8/10/2012 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... This is story is 'telling' about what kind of guy this Emanuel is but it is not newsworthy enough to have over 120 Comments..and more.

Do U see why we will not take back our traditions or values or what ever we hold, dear.....our society is screwed up.....more than 120 Comments here should be saved for the horrific Crime, or the huge Taxes we pay in this city or far more important issues...but No, over 120 Comments on Junk like this which in the end doesn't matter at all....Junk like the tomato story doesn't ultimately improve or help our lives or make a difference by what we say about tomatoes or Rahm.

Sure, Rahm is a jerk....that's part of what we got when he was voted Mayor..keep Voting Democrat, folks...you keep getting what you vote for and then belly-ache and the rest of us have to listen to you.

Why don't you learn how to think??? And act smart!!!!

8/10/2012 09:50:00 PM

Thank you for chiming in Amy Rule.

8/10/2012 11:23:00 PM  
Blogger Just A City Worker said...

Seriously OT:

Speilman is up to it again...


http://www.suntimes.com/news/cityhall/14373813-418/chicago-cops-writing-fewer-parking-tickets.html

8/10/2012 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... If you know any of those that work that detail, you will understand why it happened. The good coppers of that district do not work the mayors house detail. Lucky it was only a bag of fruit, This time.

8/10/2012 06:39:00 PM

Lucky? Go hit the "Red Box" pooch...

8/10/2012 11:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mayors house detail is at regular pay and is manned or womanned by district personel. The useless work that detail regularly. Scary if any of them need to take action. Its just another detail to get out of doing any real work. The dogs only need apply .

8/10/2012 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

by Son of Freedom | August 7, 2012 - 8:36pm Login or register to post comments

They said Clinton would do the same thing. Just because it's on the internet does not make it true.

8/11/2012 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"My dog made some 'nice warm muffins', now I know where I can to leave them. All organic of course."

Just be sure to set the bag on fire BEFORE you ring the bell!

8/11/2012 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Copper I work with has a CR generated by his FOP union rep for bullshit, what the hell is going on when union reps are getting numbers on coppers they work with? Let the simple mind understand: You get a CR and the person you are to consult 1st with is your unit/district rep correct? Now if the rep generates the number? Another dilemma! Wow 1 more year for me then gone, never ever seen shit like this against another copper!
In my 28+ years on this job I or no one that I can recall that was/is a copper would ever do anything like this. They would talk to the person directly of if to scared they would have the sergeant mediate what kind of COWARDS have joined CPD??

8/11/2012 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard Rahm's backyard is literally chalk full of giant cucumbers, fat long zuchinnis and very thick eggplants.

I guess he likes phallic like vegetables.

8/11/2012 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There once was a boy from Wilmette
A nastier turd you never have met
Tomatoes at his door
He thought were much more
Now his panties are all soaking wet

8/11/2012 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

..............or he could have looked in the bag old school style.

8/11/2012 01:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What HBT Sgt, is going on disability??? Plz, if it's who I'm thinking of!!! I just saw him golfing..... WTF

8/10/2012 02:54:00 AM

Is this the one and only AK? The same Sgt who preaches about SWAT being legit yet was sneaked in there himself with out the test

No blowjob it's not AK. And he did take the SWAT test along with the other SOS Useless Sgt's and AK was the only one that passed from the group and was never brought on the team. Twice he tested and was told to try out again cause the SOS clout heavy hacks kept failing. So as usual shut the fuck up. Actually the HBT sgt, Dr D.M. who was another SOS member is going on disability. Which leads me to believe you are the one and only Sgt JM that failed the SWAT test cause you suck.

8/11/2012 02:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The citizens of Chicago cant even walk to the corner without fear of being shot, and this yoyo makes a big deal about a bag of fruit. Sounds more like he is the fruit.

8/10/2012 07:38:00 AM

Damn you're dumb. But, your not the only one in this comment section..... Tomatoes are vegetables.......

8/11/2012 03:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

He needs an organic cucumber shoved up his ass.

8/10/2012 08:12:00 AM

++++++++++++++++++++

Thats fuckin funny.

8/10/2012 07:12:00 PM



it was meant to be erotically stimulating.

8/11/2012 06:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Milton Bradley is coming out with a new toy, "Mr. Tomato Head" . The initial marketing area will be Chicago.

rahmboy brings another "honor" to our fair city.

8/11/2012 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There once was a boy from Wilmette
A nastier turd you never have met
Tomatoes at his door
He thought were much more
Now his panties are all soaking wet

8/11/2012 01:01:00 AM

Signed.....the Urban Chaucer

8/11/2012 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn you're dumb. But, your not the only one in this comment section..... Tomatoes are vegetables.......

8/11/2012 03:07:00 AM

No they are not vegetables. Tomatoes are classified as a fruit. You're the dummy.

8/11/2012 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A laughing stock
Perhaps the voting DEMOCRATES would be better served by the counted by having more cops out on the street?

What are Rahmboooo's fears? Thought he was a tough guy. Ha how many cops surround his house- protecting Amy's prom dress.

Or just perhaps his family is entitled to more than the average public who can't have concealed carry but yet have to carry on and run the guantlet of crime in the means streets. No surprise here in this system of privilege.

Our dear leaders think more of themselves than the daily death toll.
Yet we cantinue to vote for scum.

Thanks Rahmboooo

8/11/2012 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Beautiful vegetables, straight from the Mayor's personal garden, freshly sprinkled and glistening with beads of morning dew."

">zip<"

--8/10/2012 07:13:00 PM


The very prospect...

They will never be able to bring themselves to eat those vegetables again.

They will have to "Meigs" the whole setup.

Expect sudden blazing floodlights, bulldozers roaring up the block in the middle of the night -- the vegetable garden wiped out with a series of huge "X"s in the dirt.

It will become a "bird sanctuary" or "green space" or something...

8/11/2012 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn you're dumb. But, your not the only one in this comment section..... Tomatoes are vegetables.......

8/11/2012 03:07:00 AM

Do you think name calling makes you sound intelligent? Tomatoes are fruit, Look it up, Einstein.

8/11/2012 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Here's the problem , police officers making sgt pay did not see an unknown person place a brown bag with unknown contents by his door , what are they getting paid for , texting , playing computer games etc

8/10/2012 03:16:00 PM

Wrong!! Third watch detail officer was aware but failed to notify his relief officer.

8/11/2012 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
OT. Heard there were some Command changes today. 003rd District Commander, LH gone. Hear GE from 006 tact will be the new Commander of 003. Scc do you have the scope?

8/10/2012 10:27:00 PM

The "scope" of these changes or the "scoop?" Yes ... LH from 003 reassigned to Human Resources as a captain; Lt. GE takes over 003; Cmdr. A from 018 to Intelligence; Lt. DD from Intelligence to 018 and Cmdr. M from Intelligence to ERPS (as a commander). Easy.

8/11/2012 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad it wasn't a bag of dog shit!!!! Would have been more appropriate.

8/11/2012 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The citizens of Chicago cant even walk to the corner without fear of being shot, and this yoyo makes a big deal about a bag of fruit. Sounds more like he is the fruit.

8/10/2012 07:38:00 AM

Damn you're dumb. But, your not the only one in this comment section..... Tomatoes are vegetables......
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Read your own post when telling someone they are dumb. It's you're not your.

8/11/2012 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Tomatoes are vegetables......."
8/11/2012 03:07:00 AM

Au contraire. Although it is considered a "vegetable" in culinary terms, the tomato is botanically a fruit.

http://oxforddictionaries.com/words/is-a-tomato-a-fruit-or-a-vegetable

8/11/2012 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

House officers do not make Sgt.'s pay....

8/11/2012 04:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SWAT operators are still waiting for their Sgt's pay.

8/11/2012 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it fantastic if 11,000 cops Fed-Xed a tomato to Rahm's office?

8/11/2012 06:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The citizens of Chicago cant even walk to the corner without fear of being shot, and this yoyo makes a big deal about a bag of fruit. Sounds more like he is the fruit.

8/10/2012 07:38:00 AM

Damn you're dumb. But, your not the only one in this comment section..... Tomatoes are vegetables......

8/11/2012 01:07:00 PM


Tomatoes are a fruit; ketchup is a vegetable. Ketchup on french fries count as two servings of vegetables. I know, I grew up on them.

8/11/2012 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Rham has failed to do one positive thing for this City!

8/10/2012 04:03:00 PM


Come on, he said he will build a new Malcolm X College with $250 million bucks that won't go into the pension funds. I know there already is one, the new one will be better, the kids will come out actually able to read, or so the rumor goes.

I wonder what they will do with Brother Malcolm's 1964 (or 63) Olds 98 now parked in the lobby of Malcolm X College. The first officers to see that ride drove around the building looking for where the windows were crashed in. Culturally unaware, they didn't know that was Malcolm's ride.

8/11/2012 07:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Attack of the Killer Tomatoes said...

Tomatogate.

U heard it hear first.

8/11/2012 07:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not a fan of Rahm, but honesty and sincerity regarding events (even those listed on blogs) goes towards the credibility of the overall message you are presenting.

8/10/2012 07:57:00 AM
too didactic to be genuine. too bad you're a plant (no pun intended) of Rahmatoe's PR office.

8/11/2012 10:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

They will have to "Meigs" the whole setup.

Expect sudden blazing floodlights, bulldozers roaring up the block in the middle of the night -- the vegetable garden wiped out with a series of huge "X"s in the dirt.

It will become a "bird sanctuary" or "green space" or something...

8/11/2012 09:30:00 AM


They can bulldoze it if they put in a runway and control tower.

8/11/2012 11:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The security detail fucked up but our readers lightened it up by saying:

Anonymous said...
There once was a boy from Wilmette
A nastier turd you never have met
Tomatoes at his door
He thought were much more
Now his panties are all soaking wet

8/11/2012 01:01:00 AM

8/12/2012 12:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tomato is a fruit , but you never use it in a fruit salad .

8/12/2012 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on, he said he will build a new Malcolm X College with $250 million bucks that won't go into the pension funds. I know there already is one, the new one will be better, the kids will come out actually able to read, or so the rumor goes.

I wonder what they will do with Brother Malcolm's 1964 (or 63) Olds 98 now parked in the lobby of Malcolm X College. The first officers to see that ride drove around the building looking for where the windows were crashed in. Culturally unaware, they didn't know that was Malcolm's ride.

8/11/2012 07:00:00 PM

Pitiful, when your 'ride' is your tribute and your claim to fame.

8/12/2012 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just can't see anyone married to this obsessive-compulsive anal little dancer. Must have thrown a fit and blew a gasket when his little world was upset at the news of the great tomatoe caper!! Priceless!!!!

8/14/2012 05:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Communication is crucial."

--8/10/2012 07:57:00 AM

Then you'll agree that you should read the entirety of a post before you respond to it.

"The police are not supposed to come on the front porch..."

"The police are not supposed to come on the front porch..."

"The police are not supposed to come on the front porch..."

8/10/2012 05:25:00 PM

OK, then fuck him and his family. If they are ever inside and screaming bloody murder due to some emergency, they can suck my left testicle!! I ain't going in!!! Orders be damned!!!!

8/14/2012 05:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now to point out a couple of glaring errors in your fictional study. First of all, as an Active Duty Soldier, I can say with some degree of certainty that I, nor those with whom I work each day would NOT turn our weapons on other American citizens, especially those in our own communities

Note this Mr. Active Duty Soldier...Refusal to follow an order issued under those circumstances would result in your ass mysteriously disappearing...Don't doubt it one bit. Worked for the shit for toooo long.

8/14/2012 05:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Y CAN DA SUPE DO IT BUT NOT A COP?? said...

da cop wit no vest, shud include in his report he followed his leader McDrunk! at da n.a.t.o. summit for all to see was the supe wit no vest "leading" all his men?

8/14/2012 11:44:00 PM  

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