Fun Time
posted by SCC at 8:01 AM
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
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260 Comments:
It's usually his ass.
"I wish I knew how to quit you."
Nice ass can I kiss it some more
There is toilet paper hanging off your butt
Let me check your diaper, Rahmmie.....oh yes you are stinky!
"His name is Officer Joseph Lopez,and NOT J-Lo!"
"How about a kiss ABOVE the belt just this one time?"
"Dont Worry...I put the Merirorious requirements out for New Detectives. They'll think it's all Legit!"
"Ah, can I leave and go to the bathroom?"
Hey Rahm, your tail is showing.
That made me want to kiss your ass!
"Does this blouse make my ass look fat?"
"Eddie Burke wants more coppers on his personal detail."
"...and I'm not wearing any underwear!"
Can you show me that shocker trick again? I love it with your stub....
"You can't take a piss here boss. And by the way you're hung like a gerbil!"
Yeah, that is a good fart Boss!
Wow, when you clench your butt cheeks, they look really tight.
Can I touch it?
Two idiots, the picture says it all.
Your ass looks great. You can tell you work out.
No, the tutu isn't showing.
I've always loved you.
Do you hate these cops as much as I do?
I really have to take a crap.
Please, please let me stay, I'll get rid of more of these mutha fuckers... and stop talking in public without your script writers... and, and I'll change the names of all the districts to burroughs just so these Chicago fucksticks will be more in line with the New York private sector just like you want. hehehe Ok, that's one I want, but I'll do the rest for you.
Meet you at 6:00 at Man Country?
Looks like I might have missed a spot back there, sir. I'll get that for you in a minute.
"I said your fly is open,Now stop playing with it."
"Crime is really up, you know?"
How do you talk out of your ass so clearly?
"Can I pitch tonight?"
"Is that an increase in the decrease in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"Don't worry Master, your ass'll grow back. Karen Lewis didn't get all of it".
That made me laugh.
"For the last time..... you're not a cat!"
I wanna kiss you all over and over and again...
reporters came in too early, I'll finish you off later
Isn't this how broke back mountain started
Man hugs are good too.
"With the exception of one reluctant holdout, it appears the horde of gerbils has vacated your sphincter, Master."
"I would sooooo kiss your neck and nibble your earlobes right now if only we were alone."
Rahm, Barzinni wants to meet with you.
"Now Garry, you know how uncomfortable I feel about ass-play right before press conferences."
" If you let me say something, I promise not to embarrass you "
" Don't I look spiffy in this uniform "?
" I need to go #2, can I please leave "?
" How about a nice ' steam ' after this interview "?
No worries, your tail is not showing.
Not tonight,I have a headache.
You were great last night, but can we cuddle more.
You had me at hello.
Looks like pillow talk
How about some not so "silly shit" like how do inmates in the Cook County Jail collect over 2 million dollars from the State of Illinois in unemployment benefits. One individual collected 43,000. alone since 2010. How about before 2010?. And the democrates want to take control of all the State pensions through CA49. Quinns administration should be prosecuted for giving their fellow democrates the money. ALVAREZ and MADIGAN"S daughter are in over their heads.
boychik you have chutzpah.
Boss , can I comment on this issue?
I still can't find all the housecats , Jodi was right , the merit commanders do anything they want.
Wheres your left hand Garry? That tickles.
Your zippers open. May I close it for you later, Sweety?
I did not know ballerina 's smelled like this!
Ewwwwwwwww
All spice or brut?
"Thanks for last night"
" Boss, You left your zipper open".
” No Sir. You cannot see the stick in your ass. ”
"Satan, Your Tail Is Sticking Out".
"Looks like a bird shit on you".
I don't know how to quit you!!
Can I talk? PLEASE PLEASE can I?
"your ass looks fantastic baby"
"Pssst. I found your finger."
Mine is bigger than your's.
How many are we suspending after the ceremony?
You smell like ass
I have to go wee-wee can I be excused?
Somebody said I had my head up your ass... Just checking to see if it is true.... Sorry Boss!
Go ahead a zip up your fly I will stand infront of you!
Hey Gerry;my ass is lower.
"Meat" you in the 5th floor men's room later.
Is that Jade East or Old Spice you're wearing your highness??
do you ever suffer from irritable bowel syndrome?
ok, who just farted???
You were great last night!!!
I can hardly wait to kiss your ass some more!
Gee you hair smells terrific...I'll tell two people and they'll tell two people...and so on and so on and so on!!!
I love it when you kiss my ass.
Yes Master!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.......
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?
Why don't we get out of here and just go get crazy on each other.
---- Got to set this one up.----
McCarthy to Rahm after realizing that he made a fool of himself with the teachers union.
"Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!"
Are you wearing your Tu Tu under your suit?
Really? Do I have to kiss it in public?
Yes you are a 9.5 to me
Ring around the collar!
Ring around the collar ha ha!
Your place or mine?
Broke Back Mountain Part II
So you do literally talk out of your ass, Rahm.
Is his left hand where I think it is?
smells like mans country
I would love to help you with this but I just wanted to avoid looking like a tool,or your puppet,please allow me to have some dignity as a man,in uniform representing one of the most effed up departments at this present moment of all time,I can make you shine boss just like your shoes,what can I say that will make me look good boss?
Did you fart?
Just making sure my balls are in your back pocket Mr. Mayor
" Et tu Brute?"
Just starting at the before I kiss your lying ass!
Your neck tastes soooo good. It’s a nice change from kissing your ass….
"You smell great!"
Why didn't you invite me to the bathhouse?
Did you just fart?
"Hey, can I borrow your ballerina slippers?"
"Did I leave my panties by your place last night?"
"Someone sent in pics of 430's PDT message. that we told him not to send over the computer!." awaiting further instructions meine prince
So that is where you keep your gold!
"Don't worry, Garrido will never make Commander on my watch!"
Anyone who was denied OT for Violence Reduction Monday better check the roster. It seems the clouted at HQ were able to get their clouted buddies on the roster. The clouted have between 5 and 11 years on the job and work in 009, 014, 015 and unit 115 (clout unit). I would like to thank each of these clouted officers for reminding me that CLOUT RULES! And a hearty FUCK YOU from me to you.
Ps Better check next weeks roster too!
God that's hot
"Rahm, I mean boss man, those puppeteer hooks you've got in me are starting to hurt!"
"You smell good. What do you have on?"
"I have a hard on but, I didn't know you could smell it from here".
I got drunk and shot out some street lights last night. I need an alibi.
Your neck is so soft. Can I be the "husband" tonight for a change?
Rahm: "Don't judge us."
ECS
Or...
"Mayor, it's time for your three o'clock body cavity search."
ECS
"They're still buying the crime is down shit but we better hire a few cops soon, just to protect US."
"Don't worry, I pulled your pants back up"
Nope, the knife that Quinn put there, is not there anymore.
You forgot to mention what a great job I'm doing.
"Let me get behind you here, and see how far I can crawl up your ass."
tonight tonight.....
No, your butts not too fat in this suit, but where's the tutu?
Chili for lunch?
"I have always loved you".....LIFM
I want to nibble on your ear
Al is so hot
Do you think we can fire Ladner?
Pillow bitter tonite
Can you believe they are swallowing this B-ll Sh-t?
These idiots will believe anything.
I gotta pee.
Ahern and Marin kinda scare me.
Did you enjoy last night?
Is this a bad time to ask for a raise?
Don't know if you heard...but the Cubs suck.
Caption;
"Can I tell them we are 2,000 officers short?"
Your suppose to put the rolled up sock in the front of your pants.
My zipper is open
Come on boss, let me just touch it, please?
Are you really voting for Romney?
I'm so drunk. Can I stay at your place tonight?
OT. Just a heads up free study group information session. 18 Oct 2012 1800-2000 hrs and 20 Oct 2012 0900 hrs to 1100 hrs. Held at Whitney Young. Sign Up number 312-373-0340 just got the card at the district desk. ONLY 80 SEATS. Just an FYI for those interested.
Stay safe brothers and sisters...
"no.....your tail is still not showing" he tells that dirty rat.
I don't think Al can read
I got 9.5 for you!!!!!!!!!
Is this where I am supposed to kiss your majesty?
Thank god I got my head out of there. At least my hat stayed on.
"Um, I turned my gun in for the 100 dollars"
Did I leave my handcuffs at your house last night?
Don't worry, nobody has to know your wearing your wife's deodorant.It'll be our little "secret".
I'll do anything except wear your tutu , ballerina boy .
No. Your pointed tail is not showing.
Have you tried Head & Shoulders?
Yea, when you stopped his head went right up there. You didn't feel that?
Mans country 2130HRS.
sniff sniff...and that blog calls me McNutty too...can't you shut them down????
Just one bite and it's Mayor forever!
Your place or mine ????
Those lifts do really make you look taller!
You must workout.
"I can't find your backbone either."
"I was a fool to ever leave your side
"Me minus you is such a lonely ride
"That break-up we had has made me lonesome and sad
"I realize I love you 'cuz I want you back, hey-hey"
-- from "Reunited," by Peaches and Herb
http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/p/peaches_and_herb/reunited.html
"I love it when you talk dirty to me."
Q. What is the Mayor doing with his hands?
Here comes a Photoshop assault...
Let's play house! Can I be the daddy this time? Please?
"Now there are Depends with extra absorbency."
You Smell Pretty
"Rahm, You wearing that Tu-Tu ballet dress turns me on."
You complete me....
You had me at, "Gut the department."
Hook up with ya at 8:00 at The Glory Hole!!
can't wait to give you a mustache ride later...lets play hide the dreidel too!!
West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...
"With the exception of one reluctant holdout, it appears the horde of gerbils has vacated your sphincter, Master."
10/10/2012 09:17:00 AM
Oh God, West Side, that's fuckin' hilarious!!! Spit my coffee all over the place....
Tickle yor ass with a feather??
OMG. SCC. Yu hit a home run!
Oh man I'm hammered.
Oh, so THAT'S where you talk out of! Me too!
You still doing the down low?
Your ass or mine?????
Yes, I really am stupid. Why did you hire me.
R: "that tickles!"
G: "they're called butterfly kisses boss" (proceeds to sing the actual song)
Hey, I know you're friends with the Judge and all but did you hear how LF treats the Officers in 14. If that's not enough her new secretary quit after working for her for only 3 days!!!! She needs to GO Man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it true about Dean?
I know, bringing Bobby Tracy hear was a big mistake!
dat Tracy Ladner bitch, she ain' no good boss!
Deez bitches be trippin'
I love that little finger....
I wish i could get that close to Rahm to get a good sniff.
It's been a long time. He has been really busy.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
WOW! There is A LOT of repressed homosexuality going on in this thread...
Some you scare me. Literally.
Lean a little closer, I'm feeling the urge!
It's the baby powder I use on my ballerina shoes and ass to smell good.
Is that Stetson you're wearing?
Do I still smell like booze?
Hey SCC , is it one person that keeps on touting about an ass? Geez, get a life you goof!
I can't believe most of my command staff should be wearing blue shirts.
Wow. I just love those tight little cheeks. C'mon, gimme a peek! Just a peek!
Is that Old Spice? Man, it smells really good on you, boss!
Have you got a microphone AND a speaker back there or what?
You look hot.
Mmmmmmmm.
I don't think I have ever laughed so much while reading SCC before. Coppers are a funny bunch!!!!!
Is there a way to send it to "Awkward Family Photos?"
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