Tuesday, January 08, 2013

No Murders = Bonuses!

  • Following the news that suburban Aurora did not record a single homicide in 2012, Mayor Tom Weisner is proposing a $500 bonus for all sworn police officers.

    Weisner said that year after year, Aurora officers have put themselves on the line to snuff out violent crime.

    “Having no homicides in 2012 is just one heck of an achievement. It’s really a culmination of the overall achievement of our police in reducing crime in general,” Weisner said. “My feeling was it just deserves recognition.”

    The violent crime rate has decreased more than 30 percent from 2006 to 2011 and more than 50 percent in the past decade.
Of course, we'd have to wait until January 2014 now since we've already blown this year.  Unless we could to it on a piece-work basis - maybe a murder free week could start at $10?

At this rate though, McCountdown might have to count the murder free hours to get any sort of payouts.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mt Greenwood baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pay me Rahm

1/08/2013 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a bonus if your beat has no murders per day/hour? That would be chi-town style!

1/08/2013 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This dump-ass dept pats itself on the back if there are no homicides in a day.

1/08/2013 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our next contract should give us a nice raise due to all of the fine work we have done. After all, McStats and 9.5 keep saying "crime is down".

1/08/2013 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Publisher of Journal News in NY who thinks it's ok to publish an online map that gives names and addresses of local legally registered gun owners:

Janet Hasson
3 Gate House Lane
Mamaroneck, NY 10534
Ph: 914-694-5204

1/08/2013 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic but has anyone heard when the department plans on announcing the Sgt test?

1/08/2013 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


They way that you would have to do this in Chicago would be something like if the Rahm didn't get a mysterious sack of tomato's on his front porch we'd all get bonuses.

1/08/2013 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The problem is we can no longer do what it takes.
The reason they had no homicides is because every bad guy knows you have the best chance of getting away with murder in chicago.
There is a vacuum of convictions in chicago.
Translation : if uz jus gotta kill a muthafucka....do it in da city, yo.

1/08/2013 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McCarthy and the rest of the New York guys gone soon! 1 to 1 odds in vegas gone by 1 March 2013. Bob-o-luba we have a bet over here!!!

1/08/2013 02:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forget our murder count for a minute. Rahm and McFailure are constantly tooting their own horns and saying crime is down.
Since crime is down we must be responsible for that and Rahm should be sending a bonus to each and everyone of us. How about he "finds" this bonus money in the leftover NATO cash instead of wasting it on some gardens in the ghetto.
Surely Rahm being the reasonable guy that he is will be all for this right?

1/08/2013 02:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Hey! Who made Bank of America Judge and Jury? Is this for real?

=================================

OUTRAGE! BofA Freezes Licensed Gun Manufacturer’s Deposits “We Believe You Should Not Be Selling Guns On The Internet”

Update: ASA’s Owner Confirms
Update 2: ASA Leaves BofA Opens Account W/ Local Bank

On December 29, the owner of American Spirit Arms; Joe Sirochman relayed this chilling news via Facebook:

All,
My name is Joe Sirochman owner of American Spirit Arms and I wanted to share my recent experience with Bank of America .(which we have been doing business with for over 10 years)…. Everyone is familiar with the latest increase in guns sales , dealers selling out of inventory , Manufacturers back logged for months , large revenue all generated in the last two weeks …. American Spirit Arms is no exception to the overwhelming demand . What we have experienced is that our web site orders have jumped 500 % causing our web site E commerce processing larger Deposits to BANK OF AMERICA ..Well, this through up a huge RED Flag with Bank of America . So they decided to hold the deposits for further review , meaning that the orders/payments that were coming in through the web ,( being paid by the customer and that were shipped out by American Spirit Arms ),the BANK was keeping (UNDER REVIEW )..as you could imagine this made me furious…

After countless hours on the phone with BANK OF AMERICA I finally got a Manager in the right department that told me the reason that the deposits were on hold for FURTHER REVIEW …

HER EXACT WORDS WERE …
..” WE BELIEVE YOU SHOULD NOT BE SELLING GUNS and PARTS ON THE INTERNET “

…I flipped the F**k Out and told them that they have no right to make up their own new rules and regs..that we are a firearms Manufacturer with all the proper licensing FFL (Federal Firearm license ), SOT and that we follow all Federal and All
States’ rules and regulations on shipping Firearms and parts ..and that we are also Audited by ATF and Homeland
Security on a regular basis … She said that she understands that but that the deposits will be released After they have a
Chance to review and clear them …I told her that This was unacceptable and the those deposits (that were a week old by now ) needed to be released ASAP, that we are a small business and rely on the revenue to run and stay operational.
After that being said another Manager got involved and released one of the deposits (to help out )… So far to date after
Two weeks of sales only 1/3 of collected internet sales have been released ..I am still pissed and looking for another
Bank and options …
I just thought the public should know ..

I will keep everyone posted on new developments ..

Sincerely

Joseph P Sirochman
American Spirit Arms
16001 N Greenway Hayden Loop
Suite B
Scottsdale AZ 85260
480-367-9540 phone
480-367-9541 fax

http://www.ironicsurrealism.com/2013/01/04/outrage-bank-of-america-holds-licensed-american-gun-manufacturers-deposits-we-believe-you-should-not-be-selling-guns-on-the-internet/

1/08/2013 05:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic

Please help the American Red Cross with disaster relief by texting Notre Dame to 4214. A $10 donation will be made to help all the victims, both actual and subway, of this rampage.

1/08/2013 06:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McCarthy said he is concerned about the image of Chicago when it comes to how crime is being reported in the media. He said the strides his department is making on a regular basis are not being reported and this is creating a sense of doom and gloom with the public.

“I’m fired up today because I’m seeing a media obsession with focusing on problems and not on solutions and it’s starting to really wear on me and get under my skin,” McCarthy said. “We are disregarding the facts and creating an obsession. Last Saturday we had no shootings in the city; zero… but nobody will report that. It was consciously disregarded.”

http://newsinblack.com/news-article/item/965-police-superintendent-says-concealed-carry-could-lead-to-more-shootings.html

1/08/2013 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Troll says: I was astounded when I heard Aurora went 0 for 12 last year. I can remember when people were being killed in that city in the late 80's and into the 90's at the rate of 25 something per year. That was when Aurora was about 100,000 people resulting in an incredible homicide rate per capita. There was a lot of drug dealing and other dirt bags, scum bags and puke pots living there. Gang activity was very high with many commuting gang criminals between there and Chicago coming in with dope and leaving with cash. Most of the murders had something to do with the narc business. You could feel the tension on the street especially on the east side. Everyone looked at each other suspiciously, wondering if they should draw. It was something you could feel there. The APD did not fool around. They were using rental cars as UC vehicles, lots of surveillence and a lot of plain clothes and really big cops were on the street. They did a good job and showed a lot of stones. I don't disagree with the Mayors proposal but I think the reason for the total of 0 and 12 is a fluke. Also remember the FBI, ATF and ICE went in there with KCSO and APD and really cleaned house. Finally, remember the Kane County Courts generally prefer to lock these shitheads up. You folks it seems to me work hard but that work is often negated by the Cook County States Attorney and the Cook County Courts. Your problem is a judicial system that is corrupt and broken. In summary, the political culture is very different in Kane and DuPage compared to Cook. And only changing the culture in Cook will bring effective justice. Is this troll wrong?

1/08/2013 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

READ
http://news.yahoo.com/4-issues-chicago-government-needs-address-2013-182100034.html

1/08/2013 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aurora is able to recognize its officers works because they don't have to erect a 55 million dollar sign in some criminals name.

1/08/2013 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In chiraq we would give welfare bonuses to residents of certain hoods

1/08/2013 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This one is true. When McMurder and his boy Minneapolis, or whatever his name is, were in Newark, there was a court order banning them from acting as if they were the police, because they were civilians.

Isn't that the same status they have here?No legal gun pinch for you!

1/08/2013 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New Off topic but has anyone heard when the department plans on announcing the Sgt test?

1/08/2013 12:48:00 AM

From the info I have received. (Take it for what it's worth) test won't be announced until mid to late summer. 1st part to be in Late fall to early winter and 2nd part not until 2014. Two more classes to be made of this current list. Like I said this is the info I have been hearing.

1/08/2013 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A bonus in Chicago like this would NEVER happen!

Because the "Merit Clout Bosses" would take all of the credit and thumb their noses at the street cops that do the actual work in the field!

Da pelon

1/08/2013 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime is down!! Now where's my new reduction ribbon?!

1/08/2013 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Publisher of Journal News in NY who thinks it's ok to publish an online map that gives names and addresses of local legally registered gun owners:

Janet Hasson
3 Gate House Lane
Mamaroneck, NY 10534
Ph: 914-694-5204

1/08/2013 12:35:00 AM

She won't answer her phone and there is no voice mail. As a retired police officer I was going to let her know that I think she is the scum of the earth for putting other retired PO's at risk for retribution from violent offenders that they have put behind bars. I guess I'll have to write a letter.
A one time phone message or letter to a publisher stating your opinion on their stance is neither a threat or harassment. Join me in letting her hear our voice. My only concern here is whether or not the info posted is legit.

1/08/2013 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Off topic but has anyone heard when the department plans on announcing the Sgt test?

1/08/2013 12:48:00 AM

Probably December or January 2014. Some speculated it would be around September or October 2013 but if that were the case they would have announced the test date already.

1/08/2013 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Working Copper said...

Just watched Elite Tactical Unit on outdoor channel. Women's tactical association is a joke if that broad that fumbled with the shooting of the AR, pistol, and shotgun. My girlfriend works in the county and handles herself 10 times better. Plus tell the truth, you didn't spend 10 years on the street, you spent how many years hidden inside on the policy group? Karen Bartuch you are a joke.

1/08/2013 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Publisher of Journal News in NY who thinks it's ok to publish an online map that gives names and addresses of local legally registered gun owners:

Janet Hasson
3 Gate House Lane
Mamaroneck, NY 10534
Ph: 914-694-5204

1/08/2013 12:35:00 AM


Our Mayor thinks that is OK too.

Rahm Emanuel
4228 N Hermitage Ave
Chicago, IL 60613

The gun hating mayor is guarded by numerous armed men with guns, however.

1/08/2013 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous CrookCountyJustice said...

Vanecko Murder Reduction Reimbursement Management
LLC

Pay Me!!!

1/08/2013 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All we have to do is hide the bodies.

This "Crime is down" bullshit always makes me mad because we all know, including the media knows it is all a lie.

And we are all made to be a part of it.

1/08/2013 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If shitcago were to have no murders for a year, the politicians would call for a reduction in the police department and give themselves bonuses.

1/08/2013 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A published report says that the Clearance Rate for 2012 was around 25% for homicides! The ugly reality is that ever since O.J., folks knows to lawyer up! And ever since CSI, juries want DNA, all of which is creating a Perfect Storm for those who wish to murder. More Detectives, more cops, it will make little difference. The Culture of Entitlement accepts violence and it is even part of their music and now their whole culture. Fortuntely for everyone else it is confined to specific areas and seldom City-Wide, and always Democrat. (Chalkie)

1/08/2013 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll settle for some overtime....

1/08/2013 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need more "seasoned" officers in these south and westside busy districts.

The young officers need guidance.

1/08/2013 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw a lot of guys with backwards baseball hats on, walking out of the bars on western last night crying. I wonder what happened?

1/08/2013 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is Chicago! No murder = LAYOFFS!

But before that happens the Hell would freeze. At least for the murder part.

1/08/2013 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone better distract the EPA cause were going to have to start strip mining for more chalk this year.

Love Live Chalkie

1/08/2013 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bonuses should be given out for keeping "over all crime is down across the city"(rhams and McCarthy's own words). Second, rham said as long as it happens in an alley, it's ok. So it comes down to all responding officers to make sure streets and sidewalks are cleared. Drag all those back into the alley that make it out alive. If we all work together on this, we should get bonuses at the end of 2013.

1/08/2013 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is it no one is commenting on the asinine and unethical point system/quota that 1st and 2nd watches in the 015th are now mandating? If you don't come in with enough points you might lose your car, start time and/or partner?? WTF is that? Where the hell is the union?? How is this even allowed? Senior dedicated officers are getting the shaft but yet, little blondie on mids gets her way from Lt Caligula. WTF

1/08/2013 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Caps is back, LOL

1/08/2013 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carolyn Wortham took a deep breath and said “But you know, whenever something like this happens, there’s plenty of blame to go around. People want to blame the city, the community organizations, the churches, all that. But nothing changes unless people look after their children, and the neighbors do, too. If people aren’t behaving, you say something. When I went to school, if I did something wrong, by the time I got home my mother knew about it.”

Amen.

1/08/2013 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geez positive reinforcement. What a fuckin concept. Unlike most of the goofs running around getting CR's on each other... COP on Cop. WTF has this department come to?

If most Bosses spent as much time trying to build morale as they doing going out of their way to fuck with somebody because they think they can... this department would be a much better place.

What a damn disgrace.

1/08/2013 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't give Rahm any ideas. He will turn this around. Every time there is a homicide every officer will be deducted $10.00 from their paycheck.

1/08/2013 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's where you can get a "bonus" that seems to be tied in some weird way to some homicide map --

"The Rev. Jackson Crum showed worshippers at his Near North Side church Sunday a Chicago map peppered with dark circles marking the locations of recent homicides...

"As ushers distributed envelopes stuffed with bills large and small, Crum told members of his flock to put the nearly $12,000 to work in the corners of the community where they think it will do the most good.

"Isn't that why we're here as a church?" Crum said, speaking from the pulpit of a newly remodeled building that neighbors sits alongside [sic] upscale condos and the former Cabrini-Green housing complex."

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-church-hands-out-money-20130107,0,6305338.story

"Neighbors?" Was that an "attempted verbing?" Anyway, the place is not going to "neighbor" anything for long at this rate.

"The church bulletin notes that more than $5.7 million is owed on the building's mortgage."

How many of these setups can there be?

1/08/2013 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

suppose to be warm all week, and get up to 60 degrees on sat.... this will be intresting, since Mc Compstat claims weather has nothing to do with crime

1/08/2013 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The workers continue to get grief and get fucked with meanwhile the lazy, the dogs and the scared ride on through their entire career and collect the same check as I do and never get grief or fucked with by the bosses. A fucking police department tragedy!

1/08/2013 01:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least in Aurora they realize its the police that are on the line putting themselves at risk to snuff out homicides,here in Chicago it's pot luck,we don't even need to rehire police!

1/08/2013 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you know that in fiscal year 2011 in the state of Illinois, CeaseFire got over 3.6 million dollars from the Illinois Department of Corrections. Boy, they really needed the million from the city.

1/08/2013 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT --

As predicted here, Lisa "Egghead" Madigan has taken time away from important matters such as press conferences about baby crib recalls to waste more taxpayer money at Emanuel's behest --

AG Madigan asks full appeals court to review Illinois gun ban ruling

12:45 p.m. CST, January 8, 2013

"Attorney General Lisa Madigan has filed a petition asking the full 7th Circuit Court of Appeals to review a December ruling that struck down Illinois' ban on the concealed carry of handguns in public.

"The move is aimed at challenging the decision by a three-judge panel of the court, which ruled 2-1 that the state's longtime ban violated the Second Amendment. If the court accepts the petition, the case would be re-heard by all 10 appellate judges. If the court rejects the petition, Madigan would have to decide whether or not to appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court..."

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-illinois-gun-ban-appeal-lisa-madigan,0,2606826.story

1/08/2013 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NYC told by judge that their stop and search policy is unconstitutional and they must cease immediately. These guys from NY are a joke. There isnt an Andy Sipowitz among them! Ha!

1/08/2013 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Garry is looking for a new mouthpiece for a stop snitching campaign.

Is Chalkie available?

1/08/2013 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Publisher of Journal News in NY who thinks it's ok to publish an online map that gives names and addresses of local legally registered gun owners:

"Janet Hasson
3 Gate House Lane
Mamaroneck, NY 10534
Ph: 914-694-5204"

Zillow says she paid $1.3 million for the place.

Wonder if it's any relation to this other operation in this affluent area --

http://hassoncaterers.com/venues.html

1/08/2013 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paying police bonuses related to crime reductions sounds like a common-sense idea; but in the real world it could very well lead to a situation worse than what we have now. Really, it's bad enough that CPD brass (with a big assist from the CCSAO) cooks stats to downplay crime. But bring the rank and file into it? Oh, brother...

1/08/2013 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Turnabout is fair play" --

The Journal News that printed gun owning CCW holders...here is where they live.

Editors of The Journal News are:

Janet Hasson, 3 Gate House Rd, Mamaroneck, NY 10534. (248) 594-2197

Cyndee Royle, 1133 Westchester Ave., Suite N110, White Plains, NY 10604, 914-694-9300

("Suite" sounds like a mail drop)

Nancy Cutler, 9 Woodwind Ln, Spring Valley, NY. (845) 354 3485

The CEO of the parent company is

Gannett CEO
Gracia C Martore
728 Springvale Rd
Great Falls, VA 22066
(703) 759 5954

The reporter on the story is

Dwight R Worley
23006 139 Ave
Springfield Gardens, NY 11413 (718) 527 0832

1/08/2013 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Hot Pursuit said...

A nice job... I know they take there gang shit seriously, that is that it's a team effort, something we don't have here.
You need an aggressive approach with bosses being chosen because of there ability, not cause daddy is heavily clouted. It takes a prosecutor to push and judges to not fumble the ball at the goal line....

1/08/2013 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Mayor you should be putting that money into our pension fund repaying the money you took out.

1/08/2013 02:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Rahm can give parents bonuses for picking up their children's report cards, surely he can find enough tax payer money to give the police a bonus for a murder-free weekend.

1/08/2013 03:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For all you contact card pushing whores out there, a NY Federal Judge just ruled against the police, finding in every stop that the citizen arrested for trespassing was truthful and the arresting officers were lying.

There is one important difference between NY and Chicago. NY coppers are indemnified against punitive damages.

So, for everyone of you who signed off on two or three hundred contact cards over the past six months, I hope you saved your money because you're going to owe it to the people you stopped.

1/08/2013 03:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard on WLS radio today, that the Mayor and the "Super" are planning a restructuring of CAPS.The newscaster stated, this isn't going to go over well with rank-n-file police officers.

Rahm said in essence, CAPS is a philosophy and all police officers chose to be police officers. So we should embrace the philosophy.

Also Mcnumbnuts said "Officers shouldn't be getting overtime pay for CAPS."

What does that mean?..Beat meeting attendance?

1/08/2013 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) just heard mcmac on radio talk show he feels that caps meetings should be attended by coppers with no overtime as that is their job! Get ready for a bumpy ride! We have an anti police mayor supt and the link card owners!

1/08/2013 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm might see this as a new trend, bonuses for no Homicides, fines for excessive numbers of Homicides..hmmm

1/08/2013 03:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad the number of police officers in a given town or per capita has little to do with homicide numbers.

1/08/2013 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


The Gawker headline read "Here's a list of Assholes in NYC that own guns" before they changed it.

"Below is a 446-page list of every licensed gun owner in New York City. I obtained it from the NYPD two-and-a-half years ago via a Freedom of Information Law request. Because the NYPD is more interested in raping and/or eating ladies and spying on Muslims than it is in honoring public records law, the list contains only the names, and not the addresses, of the licensees. (If you're curious, here's what section 400.00 of the Penal Law of New York, entitled "Licenses to carry, possess, repair and dispose of firearms," has to say on the matter: "The name and address of any person to whom an application for any license has been granted shall be a public record." The only way to get the associated addresses from the NYPD, as the law requires, would be to take them to court, which no one has apparently done.)"

http://gawker.com/5974190/here-is-a-list-of-all-the-assholes-who-own-guns-in-new-york-city

1/08/2013 04:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The bonuses should be given to the ER docs and nurses that keep the homicide rate down. Emmy and Mackie should be thankful for them

1/08/2013 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

How is it no one is commenting on the asinine and unethical point system/quota that 1st and 2nd watches in the 015th are now mandating? If you don't come in with enough points you might lose your car, start time and/or partner?? WTF is that? Where the hell is the union?? How is this even allowed? Senior dedicated officers are getting the shaft but yet, little blondie on mids gets her way from Lt Caligula. WTF

1/08/2013 11:36:00 AM

I work in 025 1st watch. I am a workhorse. I come in with more than enough activity. People hate me because of the work I do out on the streets. It is about time lazy officers were held accountable. If you work in 015, 025 or any other busy district then you have no excuse not to bring in arrests, parkers, movers, tvb's, suspended license/impounds, dope, guns, class x felonies. Last year I brought in five class x felonies. Look at my numbers, numbers don't lie.

1/08/2013 04:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
We need more "seasoned" officers in these south and westside busy districts.

The young officers need guidance.

1/08/2013 09:59:00 AM
Need guidance to do what?

1/08/2013 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I support the idea of mandatory attendance at community meetings. Beat officers must be part of the solution to crime in this city and it is our duty to participate and not worry about overtime. Together we can.

1/08/2013 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm and McFailure :
Go fuck yourselves! I know you two couldn't care less but we actually have something called a contract that should prohibit what you propose from happening.
Signed,
Proud member of KMA club.

1/08/2013 05:32:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

CAPS should not be restructured. It should be shitcanned.

1/08/2013 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McCarthy will be gone soon. Just sit back and wait it out.

1/08/2013 05:55:00 PM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

Re: Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals: Nos. 12-1269, 12-1788: MOORE, et al. v. MADIGAN, et al.

Today, Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan filed an en banc appeal to the entire Seventh Circuit to overturn the December 11, 2012 decision in favor of concealed carry outside the home/business by law-abiding citizens.

Topic cross-referenced on THEE RANT.

1/08/2013 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous GOTTA MOVE ASAP said...

UNITED VAN LINES, the moving company, reports that Illinois and New Jersey tied for the highest number of customers who were moving out of state.

1/08/2013 06:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IT'S DOUBLE NEW STRATEGY DAY!

First, McWhiskey is going to "decentralize community programs," "placing control in hands of district commanders." Gee -- a memo will circulate!

Second --

McCarthy may turn to celebrities to remove snitching stigma

1:38 p.m. CST, January 8, 2013

"Gun violence on Chicago streets has become such a concern that Police Superintendent Garry McCarthy said today he's considering turning to celebrity mouthpieces like Bulls star Derrick Rose to try to convince residents to break the "no-snitch" code of silence that often impedes investigations into shootings in Chicago neighborhoods.

"McCarthy said he has "spoken to a number of (celebrities) and they're all very interested" in becoming spokespeople for a campaign to convince Chicagoans to cooperate with police. He would not give specific names, but did say Rose, who grew up in crime-plagued Englewood before achieving NBA fame, is the type of star who might be able to get through to young Chicagoans."

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/politics/clout/chi-mccarthy-may-turn-to-celebrities-to-remove-snitching-stigma-20130108,0,2498061.story

Beats four-deep, wood and lead and dogs, any day of the week.

Stay tuned for the next NEW STRATEGY!

1/08/2013 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Working Copper said...
Just watched Elite Tactical Unit on outdoor channel. Women's tactical association is a joke if that broad that fumbled with the shooting of the AR, pistol, and shotgun. My girlfriend works in the county and handles herself 10 times better. Plus tell the truth, you didn't spend 10 years on the street, you spent how many years hidden inside on the policy group? Karen Bartuch you are a joke.

Head of the Womens Tactical Association and admits she hasnt touched a shotgun for 10 years since she left the academy

1/08/2013 06:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This one is true. When McMurder and his boy Minneapolis, or whatever his name is, were in Newark, there was a court order banning them from acting as if they were the police, because they were civilians.

Isn't that the same status they have here?No legal gun pinch for you!

1/08/2013 07:30:00 AM

Thought he went thru an abbreviated class at the academy when he came here. Not sure what the requirements are in Illinois to be a sworn police officer. Dont think all the small towns send their officers to an academy for 6 months

1/08/2013 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS can now obtain a Driver license in Ill.
Will they be required to be fingerprinted , submit a DNA sample . This is a crime .
Fix our pensions , what is the Cost to House , Educate ,Incarcerate and provide health care for the illegals .

1/08/2013 06:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coppers in Chicago would starve if we had to rely on a bonus!

1/08/2013 06:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Peelian Principle 9 - “The test of police efficiency is the absence of crime and disorder, not the visible evidence of police action in dealing with it.”
tru dat...

EZ

1/08/2013 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Don't give Rahm any ideas. He will turn this around. Every time there is a homicide every officer will be deducted $10.00 from their paycheck.

1/08/2013 12:12:00 PM


That is ok by me, as long as I get to pick the targets.

1/08/2013 07:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God McDummy is such a clown. I just watched him say that [violent black] youths won't listen to him. That the Shitty should hire some pro basket ball player to talk to these kids....????? WTF?? Why should *I* listen to him then ? Fool.

1/08/2013 07:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Gun violence on Chicago streets has become such a concern that Police Superintendent Garry McCarthy said today he's considering turning to celebrity mouthpieces like Bulls star Derrick Rose to try to convince residents to break the "no-snitch" code of silence that often impedes investigations into shootings in Chicago neighborhoods.
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Good Lord! What next? Will we have to stand on the corners and pass our daisies? Maybe hand out free pot to keep everybody happy? Sheesh! God help us. Maybe we could have the celebrities adopt certain gangs and .....

1/08/2013 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GOTTA MOVE ASAP said...
UNITED VAN LINES, the moving company, reports that Illinois and New Jersey tied for the highest number of customers who were moving out of state.

1/08/2013 06:09:00 PM

I'm next!!!!

1/08/2013 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1/08/2013 11:36:00 AM

I work in 025 1st watch. I am a workhorse. I come in with more than enough activity. People hate me because of the work I do out on the streets. It is about time lazy officers were held accountable. If you work in 015, 025 or any other busy district then you have no excuse not to bring in arrests, parkers, movers, tvb's, suspended license/impounds, dope, guns, class x felonies. Last year I brought in five class x felonies. Look at my numbers, numbers don't lie.


1/08/2013 04:54:00 PM

Good Grief Charlie Brown!!!!!

1/08/2013 08:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
(OT) just heard mcmac on radio talk show he feels that caps meetings should be attended by coppers with no overtime as that is their job! Get ready for a bumpy ride! We have an anti police mayor supt and the link card owners!

1/08/2013 03:40:00 PM

I knew a copper who was forced to attend those meetings. He scratched his balls and stuck his hand down his pants non-stop. Said he had a condition that made him itch. Not sure if they kept making him go to meetings. Hi BM!

1/08/2013 08:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1/08/2013 04:54:00 PM

You are a knob, just like most other coppers in 025. I have brought in 9 homicide offenders in a year, I work in 007, you don't hear me pumping my chest. I forgot, I work on the south side in a real district, not some north side district that thinks its busy. Go back to work you dumbshit.

1/08/2013 08:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I'll settle for some overtime....

1/08/2013 09:59:00 AM

Of course you will, because you're my Bitch!

Signed, Rahm

1/08/2013 08:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Svxjz6Aab8&sns=em

1/08/2013 08:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT:

NYC 'stop and frisk' policy unconstitutional.

Chicago's version of the same is the contact card.

Judge deciding 'what relief' people who have been stopped should get.

Won't be long before dozens of suits get filed here.

If you drank the kool-aid, you better sober up and stop writing contact cards immediately.

McFlutterNutter will be off to a new job and you will be in court for years--and don't forget, NYC coppers are indemnified--CPD is not--punitive damages anyone?

Sue the shit of McFluffy! He brought this here!

1/08/2013 08:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work in 025 1st watch. I am a workhorse. I come in with more than enough activity. People hate me because of the work I do out on the streets. It is about time lazy officers were held accountable. If you work in 015, 025 or any other busy district then you have no excuse not to bring in arrests, parkers, movers, tvb's, suspended license/impounds, dope, guns, class x felonies. Last year I brought in five class x felonies. Look at my numbers, numbers don't lie.

People hate you cause you are the biggest self centered asshole on the watch.

1/08/2013 08:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired in July, thank the Lord. Well the way I look at it we are down (according to the two bobbsey twins)10 % every month. Therefore, our neighbors to the west have nothing on us. By my calc. we are down 180% in crimes according to mcfuckerface since he was named grand ruler. Be safe my friends, there is no other way. DM 007, org crime

1/08/2013 09:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have an idea, lets scrap compstat because it failed & replace it with caps even though it didn't work. Then tell people they will go to meetings and not be paid. Try this on pal fuck a caps meeting! I wouldn't go if you did pay me! Go back to NY, take rahm & your command staff with you!

1/08/2013 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Please help the American Red Cross with disaster relief by texting Notre Dame to 4214. A $10 donation will be made to help all the victims, both actual and subway, of this rampage."

1/08/2013 06:35:00 AM


What rampage? "Actual and subway?"

Huh?

Watch out for Internet fundraising scams. Don't anybody text anything to anything. Contact the Red Cross directly if you want to make a contribution.

1/08/2013 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McCarthy will be gone soon. Just sit back and wait it out.

1/08/2013 05:55:00 PM


And that is going to fix the department how?

So long as city hall and the POS exempts run things, shit all will change for the better. So long as the exempts and their clout babies pander to the politicians and phoney community leaders and not actually the credo "We Protect and Serve" nothing will change.

1/08/2013 09:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
McCarthy said he is concerned about the image of Chicago when it comes to how crime is being reported in the media. He said the strides his department is making on a regular basis are not being reported and this is creating a sense of doom and gloom with the public.

“I’m fired up today because I’m seeing a media obsession with focusing on problems and not on solutions and it’s starting to really wear on me and get under my skin,” McCarthy said. “We are disregarding the facts and creating an obsession. Last Saturday we had no shootings in the city; zero… but nobody will report that. It was consciously disregarded.”

1/08/2013 06:43:00 AM
-----
TRANSLATION: I keep sending out press releases touting more smoke and mirrors, but you damned media people aren't publishing them.

1/08/2013 10:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What did I just ask? "How many of these operations can there be?

'Rooftop pastor' gives church's money to indicted ex-Detroit mayor

9:30 p.m. CST, January 8, 2013

"Chicago's "rooftop pastor," the Rev. Corey Brooks, said Tuesday he gave $2,000 in church members' donations to disgraced former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, who is on trial on racketeering charges.

"Brooks said Kilpatrick, who was forced to resign as mayor in 2008 and served 14 months in prison, wrote a letter during the holiday season pleading for financial assistance for his family. Brooks said he responded by wiring him $2,000.

"If anybody sends me a heart-wrenching letter, the way that letter was written, if I had any power to help, I would help," Brooks said. "That's just the way I am."

"A video recording shows Kilpatrick collecting the wired money at a Michigan Wal-Mart, pocketing $800 and wiring the rest to his family now living in Texas, according to Fox-TV affiliate WJBK in Detroit. Michigan authorities are investigating whether Kilpatrick deceived them by not including the $2,000 in his required report of income and gifts for December, according to WJBK and the Detroit Free Press..."

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-rooftop-pastor-gives-church-money-indicted-exdetroit-mayor-kilpatrick-20130108,0,5902809.story

Remeber when Brooks called in all that well-meaning, naive free church-group labor from Iowa to pick at that lousy derelict motel of his? People tearing down what was going to be torn down by a contractor anyway. A little girl sweeping up where a bulldozer was going to flatten everything. Really insulting.

...and that "walk across America" with the jam-packed van. What a laugh.

1/08/2013 10:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The correct term is illegal aliens.

1/08/2013 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McCarthy crying about "everyone focusing on problems rather than solutions."

Well, uh...

1 dead, 1 wounded in Old Town among 4 shot since this afternoon

9:38 p.m. CST, January 8, 2013

"One man was shot to death and another seriously wounded in the Old Town neighborhood this evening, among at least four people shot since this afternoon in the city, authorities said.

"A man, age 31, was shot and a man, age 20, was shot in the back in an attack about 6:15 p.m. in the 1300 block of North Sedgwick Street.

"The 31-year-old was taken to Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center, where he was declared dead...He was at least the second shooting victim to die today in Chicago..."

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-chicago-shooting-violence-jan-89-2-shot-on-sw-side-20130108,0,3083670.story

What did somebody just post here, some bullshit from "realtor.com" about "Old Town" being the "hot area?"

“You can’t even go to the store without getting shot and killed,” said Chante Morris, 30, who lives nearby."

1/08/2013 10:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS can now obtain a Driver license in Ill."

1/08/2013 06:25:00 PM

...and they are BITCHING. "This would mean that these people have to give their personal information to the government!"

They don't want "equality." They want MORE THAN EQUAL -- MORE PRIVILEGES THAN CITIZENS!

Can I just wander down to Mexico and start living there and demanding things?

Aha.

1/08/2013 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey "McDumbfuck"! You don't want to pay me overtime to go to your bullshit, useless CAPS meetings? No problem, then schedule mine at 3am so I can attend it during my tour of duty! That should make a viral YouTube video! Try learning what a contract is McAsswipe!

1/08/2013 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"UNITED VAN LINES, the moving company, reports that Illinois and New Jersey tied for the highest number of customers who were moving out of state."

1/08/2013 06:09:00 PM


Any stats from the El Conejo Bus Company about arrivals?

...besides another pig-flu epidemic, I mean.

1/08/2013 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Is this troll wrong?"

1/08/2013 06:48:00 AM

Thank you, sir! That is the lowdown. Excellent post.

1/08/2013 11:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the link to tactical barbies show. Leave a comment to tell them we know how full of shit their show is. https://www.facebook.com/EliteTacticalUnit

1/08/2013 11:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Ron Powlus said...

Anonymous said...
"Please help the American Red Cross with disaster relief by texting Notre Dame to 4214. A $10 donation will be made to help all the victims, both actual and subway, of this rampage."

1/08/2013 06:35:00 AM


What rampage? "Actual and subway?"

Huh?

Watch out for Internet fundraising scams. Don't anybody text anything to anything. Contact the Red Cross directly if you want to make a contribution.

1/08/2013 09:49:00 PM


To 9:49PM.....


This was a joke.

The number, 42-14, was the score of the game.

The rampage was in reference to the beating that Alabama gave to Notre Dame.

Sarcasm, joke, fun. Nothing more.

You can relax, no internet scam.

1/08/2013 11:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"https://www.facebook.com/EliteTacticalUnit"

1/08/2013 11:08:00 PM

I saw something on the bathroom wall about "elite scobes" but not this.

??

1/08/2013 11:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"McCarthy said he is concerned about the image of Chicago when it comes to how crime is being reported in the media."

1/08/2013 06:43:00 AM


He is paid to be concerned about police work.

But between him and Mayor Sanctuary City, well...

1/09/2013 12:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work in 025 1st watch. I am a workhorse. I come in with more than enough activity. People hate me because of the work I do out on the streets. It is about time lazy officers were held accountable. If you work in 015, 025 or any other busy district then you have no excuse not to bring in arrests, parkers, movers, tvb's, suspended license/impounds, dope, guns, class x felonies. Last year I brought in five class x felonies. Look at my numbers, numbers don't lie.


1/08/2013 04:54:00 PM

Seriously!? Anyone who refers to himself as a Workorse has to be a major douche bag. Maybe you should partner up with that other midnight moron, A.Z. Then again, maybe you are that midnight moron.

1/09/2013 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>Anonymous said...
I work in 025 1st watch. I am a workhorse. I come in with more than enough activity. People hate me because of the work I do out on the streets. It is about time lazy officers were held accountable. If you work in 015, 025 or any other busy district then you have no excuse not to bring in arrests, parkers, movers, tvb's, suspended license/impounds, dope, guns, class x felonies. Last year I brought in five class x felonies. Look at my numbers, numbers don't lie.

1/08/2013 08:59:00 PM<<<

THANK-YOU I live on 2513 and if I get the chance I will thank you in person.

1/09/2013 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a knob, just like most other coppers in 025. I have brought in 9 homicide offenders in a year, I work in 007, you don't hear me pumping my chest. I forgot, I work on the south side in a real district, not some north side district that thinks its busy. Go back to work you dumbshit.

1/08/2013 08:28:00 PM

You sure sound like you work in 025.

1/09/2013 01:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I support the idea of mandatory attendance at community meetings. Beat officers must be part of the solution to crime in this city and it is our duty to participate and not worry about overtime. Together we can.

1/08/2013 05:10:00 PM

When I'm not being paid, it's my duty to drink beer and scratch my ass.

1/09/2013 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1/08/2013 04:54:00 PM

You are a knob, just like most other coppers in 025. I have brought in 9 homicide offenders in a year, I work in 007, you don't hear me pumping my chest. I forgot, I work on the south side in a real district, not some north side district that thinks its busy. Go back to work you dumbshit.

You just pumped yourself you fucking P.O.G!
Want to be worker!
From 025

1/09/2013 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a knob, just like most other coppers in 025. I have brought in 9 homicide offenders in a year, I work in 007, you don't hear me pumping my chest. I forgot, I work on the south side in a real district, not some north side district that thinks its busy. Go back to work you dumbshit.

1/08/2013 08:28:00 PM

The only knob here is you. You took the opportunity to respond to mock-heroic, with your own limp dicked braggadocio. I'm sure everyone in 007 does the "air jerk off" every time you feel the need to interject your homicide offender count into any conversation possible. Take it easy little guy. Your serious about bringing in homicide offenders, we can tell. Next time take your time and maybe you can get somebody charged. Those "air jerk motions" may turn into high fives.

1/09/2013 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Don't get Mad, Get Even said...

"Publisher of Journal News in NY who thinks it's ok to publish an online map that gives names and addresses of local legally registered gun owners:

"Janet Hasson
3 Gate House Lane
Mamaroneck, NY 10534
Ph: 914-694-5204"

Zillow says she paid $1.3 million for the place.

Wonder if it's any relation to this other operation in this affluent area --

http://hassoncaterers.com/venues.html

That would be something if all of a sudden they started getting entered into every sweepstake, newspaper subscription, magazine subscriptions to Gay shit and expensive publications. Would be justice. There are a million mail in offers out there.

1/12/2013 12:48:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

"...I support the idea of mandatory attendance at community meetings...."

Another reason to hate the north side.

1/28/2013 06:28:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Obama said...

"...I am a workhorse..."

Come over to my place for some of my famous white wine sptitzers and we will see what kind of workhorse you are.

Now, Kees me you fool!!!!

1/28/2013 06:53:00 AM  

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