Thursday, January 10, 2013

This is January?

A warm stretch of days coming up - good thing that weather has nothing to do with the crime rate:
  • Thursday - high of 42
  • Friday - high of 56
  • Saturday - high of 55
  • Sunday - back down to 32
Press releases have already been prepared blaming Tommy Skilling. 

And a humorous e-mail someone sent us - Making guns illegal will take them off the street?  We should try that with heroin, meth and cocaine.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good morning chalkiness you are going to be busy! Hope the cit gives us shovels to shovel the dead shit gang bangers off the streets! Oh sorry mcnuts is this not in line with your lol legitimacy training?

1/10/2013 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There will be no killing, til you check with Skilling.

We need a big weekend...8-12 killed, 20 or so wounded. That should solidify the numbers a bit.

1/10/2013 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Making guns illegal will take them off the street? We should try that with heroin, meth and cocaine."

It worked with murder and so forth.

Now, nothing but the occasional double-parked unicorns, underneath the gumdrop tree.

1/10/2013 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

•Thursday - high of 42 shot!
•Friday - high of 56 shot!
•Saturday - high of 55 shot!
•Sunday - back down to 32 shot!

1/10/2013 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Now this could only happen to a guy like me
And only happen in a town like this
So may I say to each of you most gratef'lly
I really hope you shooters just don't miss

My kind of town, our Chalkie says
My kind of town, our Chalkie says
My kind of bangers too
Bangers who shoot at you

And when he hears moans, our Chalkie says
Holes in your bones, our Chalkie says
Our mayor's just a big clown
It's my kind of town

[brief instrumental]

My kind of town, our Chalkie says
My kind of town, our Chalkie says
My kind of inept brass
Tests they took, couldn't pass

And if you don't leave, our Chalkie says
Don't bob and weave, our Chalkie says
The Wrigley Building, our Chalkie says
Your front or backyards, our Chalkie says
One town you will be shot down
It's my kind of town

Retired 2010

1/10/2013 02:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will McGoofy close North Ave. Beach this weekend?

1/10/2013 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I will take a stroll tonight and enjoy this balmy weather.

1/10/2013 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

quinn and rahm should pass a law to make selling drugs illegal .

yesterdays trib , not one license for truck food vendors has been approved , that's because everyone sells food from unlicensed push carts in the 10 th police district . no license , pay no fees , state , county , federal tax . si senore rahm .

1/10/2013 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Making people w/that mind set should not have the use of a PC. I've never heard of such out of touch stupidity. Make cars illegal ,they kill by the thousands.You can throw in hammers, knives etc. too....A=HOLE!

1/10/2013 03:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's only Thursday!

We already had the shots fired out of a car in 025 District and Offender chased into 019 District and flipped upside down at Paulina and School!

Two assholes in custody still hunting the third jagoff!

Too bad the offenders didn't get killed in the wreck!

Chalkie NEEDS to hone his driving skills!

1/10/2013 03:35:00 PM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I haven't been able to wear my new stylish snow boots.

By this time next year they will be so "last year".

I feel so sad.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

1/10/2013 03:39:00 PM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Of course, Sunday I can wear my new mittens.

Suddenly I feel better.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

1/10/2013 03:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...You people should not have a PC..."

Is a MAC OK?

1/12/2013 11:19:00 AM  

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