Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Chicago is a Punchline - Again

Amusing, but sad:
  • you'll love this one.....I was on a flight from phx last night and when we landed, the flight attendant welcomed us to chicago and said" welcome, the safest part of your trip is now over, for THIS is chicago folks!"

    even a laughing stock of the airlines, fly me away!
The flight attendant will be a Zanies tomorrow, one show only.

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43 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome

2/13/2013 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous 11th Dist King said...

Welcome to shitcago, the land of contact cards, DSS's that have no clue anymore, sanctuary city, gangbangers running free to do whatever, savages wilding downtown, overpriced everything, more dangerous than Iraq, a superintendent that was never the police, and all of this possible by the ring leader TINY DANCER.

Welcome to Chicago, now can I have an event number please?

2/13/2013 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enjoy your new home in Arizona , Ali, the Mayor of 63rd st. Live well knowing you tarnished the badge and butt f@cked everyone who trusted you. Hope you meet 72 virgins during your Federal stint.

2/13/2013 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a few candidates for a new City motto.

"Welcome to Chicago, where the weak are killed and eaten."

"Welcome to Chicago, now leave before you get killed."

"Welcome to the corruption capital--Chicago "

"Welcome to Chicago. If our criminals don't rob you, our high prices will."

"Welcome to Chicago...Kabul ain't got nothin' on us!"

"Now entering Chicago...where your constitutional rights no longer apply."

"Welcome to Chicago... Home of famous criminals like Capone, Gacy, Daley, Blagojevich, Laski, Troutman, Carothers, Jackson Jr., uh, we're gonna need a bigger sign..."

"Chicago -- Home of high taxes, corrupt politicians, gangbangers, shootings, illegals, piss-poor schools...uh, again, we're gonna need a bigger sign..."

"Chicago Values-- If you don't agree with us, you're a racist, gun nut, religious zealot, homophobe"

2/13/2013 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


And how many times has the Blue Line been shut down over the last two weeks?

Welcome to Rahm's World-class city.

2/13/2013 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well she's right!

2/13/2013 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HELLINOIS ! Says it all.

2/13/2013 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...the flight attendant welcomed us to chicago and said" welcome, the safest part of your trip is now over, for THIS is chicago folks!"

Not "going to happen" or "when it happens" or "might happen and then what," but *ACTUALLY HAPPENING*.

BCP and the Skull Men handing out free sugar skulls to deplaning passengers. Every day is Dia De Los Muertes in the Sanctuary City!

2/13/2013 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow - that is NOT funny.

Wait til more business is shifted to another city. Wait til less people come to Chicago - for business AND tourism.

Why wait? It's happening already.

Those in power have no clue as to the economic damage this non-stop violence causes.

2/13/2013 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL, I will send this to Leno and Letterman.


If you know that Rahm or McNumbnuts are visiting any other city write the media there and let them know what's going on.

2/13/2013 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is too funny. I l o v e it!

2/13/2013 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sad part is that you were on a Dreamliner!

2/13/2013 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Had to be a Southwest Airline flight. They're always cracking jokes. Sad but so true.

2/13/2013 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man dies after beating in December

So, will this count for 2012 or now? Previously, the Supt said use the date the ME declares homicide, so should count for yesterday...but I'm sure he would rather count for last year...lets see what he does with this one.

2/13/2013 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't that the truth! I recently rented a car in Florida and the agent was explaining all the fees which went on for sometime. When he finished I laughed and said the fees were almost more then the daily rental charge. The agent laughed and told me you think this is bad try renting a car in Chicago, they have the highest taxes and fees in the nation! I told him I live there and yes that doesn't surprise me taken into account what party always wins political offices in this horrible state lol

2/13/2013 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hope there wasn't a blindly proud goldcoast/streeterville liberal on board....

that comment will attract a formal complaint.

2/13/2013 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well with 12,000 negative comments gathered the one day it's no wonder.
Tiny promised us he would make chicago shine to the world, and boy has he!

2/13/2013 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If our taxes don't kill you our students will. Both being a product of failure by our politicians.

2/13/2013 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha ... the only thing that would have made it better would have been if she said -

MAYBE THEY SHOULD MAKE GUNS ILLEGAL

2/13/2013 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

look at our upper echelons in the CPD ... all merit clowns - really only 5 or so who could competently be the Superintendent.



Think it was that way in the 70's? doubt it

2/13/2013 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ill Annoy.

That is all.

One Star

2/13/2013 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...




An off-duty Chicago police officer was robbed of his service weapon at gunpoint on the South Side, officials said.

By Peter Nickeas Tribune reporter

7:58 a.m. CST, February 13, 2013


Huh?

2/13/2013 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous W.H. Thompson said...

Funny. Is the flight attendent here all week, or is it just a one time show?

Don't forget to tip your waitresses folks!

Illustrating Chicagoland Idiocy, Mayhem and Stupidity at heyjackass.com

2/13/2013 09:30:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

No argument here.

2/13/2013 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFlCD5CYAcU

2/13/2013 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about this?




One of the world’s top cellists had his rare and precious bow damaged after Transportation Security Administration workers at the airport in Chicago brutally and carelessly probed his cello case.

TSA workers at the airport in Chicago snapped rare 19th-century bow in two. Photo taken by Alban Gerhardt
World renowned cellist Alban Gerhardt, a German musician who has performed with the Berlin and London Philharmonic Orchestras respectively, was traveling through Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport on his way to a performance in Madison, Wisconsin when he discovered that his bow had been damaged.

“My bow must have moved out of its cover,” Gerhardt stated in an interview, adding, “and instead of putting it back in, they just slammed the case shut and broke the bow that way over the bridge.”

The rare bow, made by 19th-century German bow maker Heinrich Knopf and possibly damaged beyond repair, was reportedly snapped in half and held an estimated value of $20,000.

2/13/2013 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't take it personally - heard the same thing on a PA landing in Portland a few months back. Attendant was referring to air travel safety, not local crime.

2/13/2013 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Rodney Dangerfield said...


So with a comedy routine like that is the Airline serving Veal?

2/13/2013 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Michelle Malkin nailed it in her post today "Who Failed Chicago ?"
worth a couple of minutes

2/13/2013 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I was on vacation at a ski resort out west, anyone that I met always asked about all the killings in chicago.

2/13/2013 02:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Wow - that is NOT funny.

Wait til more business is shifted to another city. Wait til less people come to Chicago - for business AND tourism.

Why wait? It's happening already.

Those in power have no clue as to the economic damage this non-stop violence causes.



2/13/2013 02:12:00 AM

Business isn't leaving chicago because of the murders. Lets face it, 98% of the murders are shit on shit in their entitlement shit communities. Business is leaving because of all the taxes and regulations and the anti-business environment that surrounds chicago, cook county and Illinois. The city council is not business friendly. The state is run by dummies and lead by the biggest business dummy ever, Gov. Quinn. There are at least 49 other states that are far better for business. Well, maybe 48. New York almost sucks as bad as california.

2/13/2013 02:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Breitbart News has a story about McCarthy stating that Chicago's gun laws aren't strict and that Illinois doesn't have strict gun laws:

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/02/12/Chicago-Police-Superintendent-Chicago-Does-Not-Have-Strict-Gun-Laws

Honestly, how can you all stand this idiot? His and Rahm's stupidity is getting people killed or injured.

2/13/2013 04:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Death and Taxes.
"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down." -- Woody Allen

2/13/2013 04:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TSA goofs at ohare think their shit is for real because they are federal employees. What a fucking joke they are. 90 per cent of the Jobs they call cpd for are bullshit and they are thinking they just detained Osama Bin Fuckface or just found the mother load of dope. It's really kind of funny to watch these people in action though.

2/13/2013 06:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are we going to be able to do Police Work soon?

I'm getting contact card writer's cramp.

I'm doing my job though;

not getting into trouble because,
the criminal is always right.

not doing anything physical that can get me hurt because,
when I retire I will probably be on Obama care.

working off duty for cash money because,
the money I pay into Soc Sec comes with a 60 percent penalty,

and,

need money to send my kids to private school because Chicago public schools are crap,

and

need to save money for retirement because the pension I was promised will be unrecognizable at retirement.

2/13/2013 07:09:00 PM  
Blogger Arthur Kesteloot Jr said...

I grew up in Detroit and saw it decline over 30 years. I hate to say it, but the same looks to be taking place in Chicago. It's a shame.

2/13/2013 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT...from Tribune! He wants these state laws when we already have these as city ordinances, and we never use them!
It's unclear how useful stiffer sentences will be, because Chicago police rarely use the existing municipal firearms statutes. From March 2011 through mid-January 2013, Chicago police made no arrests on charges of failure to report a lost, stolen or transferred gun, according to the city Law Department. There were just four arrests in that time on municipal charges of possessing metal-piercing bullets or high-capacity magazines.

2/13/2013 10:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Breitbart News has a story about McCarthy stating that Chicago's gun laws aren't strict and that Illinois doesn't have strict gun laws:

Honestly, how can you all stand this idiot? His and Rahm's stupidity is getting people killed or injured.

2/13/2013 04:28:00 PM

Because he is playing to the most dominant strain in modern American politics. The low-information voters.

Most people have no idea how many Federal, State and local gun laws there are. They only "know" what (mis)information the leaders give them.

As has been said by dictators' mouthpieces before: people will believe the biggest lie if they hear it oftenenough.

2/13/2013 11:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out the document management system for two letters sent from the mayors office to 001 & 018. They are very legit citizens beefing about crime. Rahm's in deep shit.

2/14/2013 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, I'm riding the CTA the other night and I get on the train and there's this bustout, homeless, filthy, passed-out sonofabitch lying on his back across two seats with his feet halfway into the aisle and his pants down below his knees. I'm trying to look and move away but all I can see are his hairy, disgusting smelly balls and member. The train is full of people. NOT ONE of them is calling this in. Some think it's funny. Some just want to get home. Some don't want to get involved. NOT ONE PERSON called. I called it and it took four stops for the train to stop. There is no way to contact the conductor from inside a train car. There is no way to move in between cars to get to the conductor. No, you're stuck with smelly balls. In the subway. So you can call 911 and hope you maintain a connection.

Yeah, just another day at the office, rode home with some filthy fuck who pulled his pants down and passed out with his cock and balls in everybody's face. Yeah, normal. Why would anyone bother calling 911.

2/14/2013 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"One of the world’s top cellists had his rare and precious bow damaged after Transportation Security Administration workers at the airport in Chicago brutally and carelessly probed his cello case."

2/13/2013 01:02:00 PM


What you can't create, and can't understand, you can still destroy.

Study carefully the chain of events leading to this situation.

2/14/2013 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, just another day at the office, rode home with some filthy fuck who pulled his pants down and passed out with his cock and balls in everybody's face. Yeah, normal. Why would anyone bother calling 911.

2/14/2013 08:45:00 AM




small eye drops bottle filled with muriatic acid.

a few drops, strategically placed, will work wonders.

2/14/2013 05:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
So, I'm riding the CTA the other night and I get on the train and there's this bustout, homeless, filthy, passed-out sonofabitch lying on his back across two seats with his feet halfway into the aisle and his pants down below his knees. I'm trying to look and move away but all I can see are his hairy, disgusting smelly balls and member. The train is full of people. NOT ONE of them is calling this in. Some think it's funny. Some just want to get home. Some don't want to get involved. NOT ONE PERSON called. I called it and it took four stops for the train to stop. There is no way to contact the conductor from inside a train car. There is no way to move in between cars to get to the conductor. No, you're stuck with smelly balls. In the subway. So you can call 911 and hope you maintain a connection.

Yeah, just another day at the office, rode home with some filthy fuck who pulled his pants down and passed out with his cock and balls in everybody's face. Yeah, normal. Why would anyone bother calling 911.

2/14/2013 08:45:00 AM


You went about it the wrong way. You don't call 911, you cross between the cars and miraculously a mass transit copper will appear. Unfortunately ,you'll be the one going to jail.

2/14/2013 09:30:00 PM  

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