67 Degrees + Exuberant Youth = ???
From Tommy Skilling's 7 Day Forecast for Saturday:
- Partly cloudy, very windy and mild -- probably the warmest day of the year so far with afternoon highs reaching into the mid or upper 60s.
A slight chance of showers early; a better chance later in the afternoon and at night. Southwest winds gusting over 30 mph.
"...chance of showers."
That explains why we just saw McStatistics and Georgas wearing headdresses and loincloths, dancing on the roof of HQ. Not an experience we'd like to relive.
World Net Daily has a piece up about tourists arming themselves - something we've predicted here and that many people are looking forward to - the help would be appreciated by cops, but probably not the politicians. It's a good read and the blog gets top billing.
Any guesses on how many teams are being redeployed to Michigan Avenue and surrounding tourist locations tonight?
That explains why we just saw McStatistics and Georgas wearing headdresses and loincloths, dancing on the roof of HQ. Not an experience we'd like to relive.
World Net Daily has a piece up about tourists arming themselves - something we've predicted here and that many people are looking forward to - the help would be appreciated by cops, but probably not the politicians. It's a good read and the blog gets top billing.
Any guesses on how many teams are being redeployed to Michigan Avenue and surrounding tourist locations tonight?
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
70 Comments:
No sergeant promotions on Friday? When are they going to make them?
Was told the summer bike detail is being moved up a month. So everyone who put in for it will be starting in 2 weeks instead of next period.
Nine out of ten people that I see walking down the street always have at least one hand in their pocket in Chicago. They must have really cold hands!
Hey SCC,
Major PROPS to all those involved in running the blog, and for getting top billing in the WND news article! It's well deserved since this is really the only place to get the real, unadulterated scoop on what's going on the city! Heaven forbid that the local media feel the need to ever report anything factual, or without that dickhead Rahm having his 9.5 fingers up their butts!
Keep up the great work!
I worked it tonight on my RDO and we were told they are only giving us comp. time. No money box checked will be accepted. Talk about a grievance that will be filed.
If events play out and an armed tourist ventilates some thug in the act of wilding, I might just have to answer the summons for jury service by showing up and serving. It would only take one jury member per panel to send the message that the street does not belong to the thugs.
First off, great article but who are the people commenting? Do they live under a rock? God be with all of you this spring and summer in the jungle. Like the theme song from the old tv show "Monk".... "It's a jungle out there. Disorder and confusion everywhere. No one seems to care. Well I do. Hey, who's in charge here? It's a jungle out there. Poison in the very air we breathe. Do you know what's in the water that you drink? Well I do, and it's amazing. People think I'm crazy, 'cause I worry all the time. If you paid attention, you'd be worried too. You better pay attention Or this world we love so much might just kill you I could be wrong now, but I don't think so. It's a jungle out theres a jungle out there, disorder and confusion everywhere..."
You get my drift. Stay safe Officers. Prayers for all of you.
Pay no mind to what McStatistics & Georgas are yelling from back in the noisy-assed voodoo kitchen of desperation...
They're dancing around shouting in tongues and taking turns scratching each other across the ass with the ceremonial talisman of a chicken foot tied to a colorful stick with feathers in vain hope that days will somehow get better.
The "check your credulity at the door" statistics being spewed the last few days are the rough equivalent of actual effectiveness as the above spectacle.
When you see human skulls with lit candles inside them... You'll know they've graduated to human sacrifice to increase the ju-ju power of whatever the fuck these nit-wits are trying to conjure.
Egad... What a flaming shit-show this job has turned into...
All these smart fucking bosses led by a smarter than everybody else mayoral administration and not one fucking common-sense answer on how to get in front of this nonsense.
The best they can do to keep up the appearance of "doing something" is to continuously find new ways to aggravate Policemen who are wholly focused on survival and mitigation of the very real threats of career, financial and familial harm.
The 3 day bench trial of Sarah Naughton, the drunk leg-biting A.S.A., and her attorney ex-boyfriend ended on 05 April. Naughty Sarah was found not guilty of 9 charges and the ex was found not guilty of 4 charges. Judge Calabrese, a one-time A.S.A. who once worked with Sarah's daddy, another former A.S.A, ruled that the victim was really the aggressor. Thus Sarah and her ex were the victims. The four witness lied. The 3 P.O.s were wrong. A newly obtained video was shown in court. The in-car camera had recorded Sarah getting out of handcuffs, removing the seatbelt, kicking the rear window, slapping at a P.O., and trying to force herself to vommit. Judge Calabrese stated that at no time did she try to resist arrest. The problem was that the faulty handcuffs came off of her. Amazing.
A cool, rainy period ahead for next week. They better get their bad behavior in on Saturday .
They got OCD driving around Michigan ave. lol
Was at the Police-Fire Boxing event tonight. Great turnout on both sides-- we split the bouts 5 apiece. Saw Mcmytimeislimited, he snuck in the 35th street door with his driver, never paid (pooch- at least give the $15 bucks to the fund) and was alone most of the night. I didn't sit near him, but saw he sat in a reserved section held by Chieziewski from the 1st Deps office, and walked out looking lonely. No entourage coming or going. Maybe the end is near-- The midget mayor never showed either, probably too afraid that together the coppers and fireman might just throw his little ass in the ring between two fighters and he'd get the ass kickin he deserves and it would look like an accident. Lets hope Mctheendisnear's replacement is a better choice. Better for us and better for the City. No more comfollies bullshit and we can get some real police work done by some real policemen after we undue this jagbags decimation.
it's all a conspiracy--- gmac has figured out that if he can get a bunch of youngins from the west and south sides to come downtown they are less likely to get kilt--- having them downtown doing strong arm robberies and other pursuits is better than them getting kilt in the hood....
Big deal the weather has nothing to do with it... So sayith the Stuperintendent. Ohhhhhhh you'll see.
Off Topic for a minute. Heard an off duty 7th dist copper was shot at in the 8th dist yesterday by gangbangers. Didn't see anything on the news. Does anyone know what happened at 85th and Knox?
4/05/2013 02:36:00 PM
Yes it's true. Always carry your gun.
No one will be shooting any of these poor under privileged youth in my sancuarcy city!!!!
I will personally make sure I make it impossible both financially and physically to carry a gun in gangster city!!
Guns lead to more crime and senseless shooting.
Murder Mayor
too funny. after trying to bury the saturday thuggery. ch9 reported a heavy police presence in the near north shopping district on monday. mckeystonecop garry proves once again the only smart cops are on tv.
Did the media cover the outcome?
When you print the comment that police would welcome the help of armed citizens you are not speaking for the police as a whole. This is your opinion. I for one do not need a bunch of amateurs trying to do my job. It's much safer for me and my brothers and sisters in blue if you leave this to the pros. It's bad enough we have to worry about the armed jagoffs out there. Now you want us to have to worry about everyone? Your logic baffles me.
No sergeant promotions on Friday? When are they going to make them?
April 15; 1,200 new MERIT sergeants will be named
April 16: a re-vote on the sergeant's contract will be held as the City has declared the first vote invalid on a technicality
You may resume your duties now
I spoke to a teacher the other night, and he told me he found out about the School Chief living out of State from this Blog. Now he reads it religiously and ignores his own Union's propoganda! He said he has been reading since the Strike, beccause he figures we will be stronger standing up to Damcer.
The media gets the blame for this. Whipping up a frenzy in the public.the media here of course is scc and other national papers. The one's rahm can't control.
Will there be a tourist shooting? Just a matter of when. Then we get see how anita handles that.if it turns out to be one of community activists the rev'runs will be screaming
Anonymous said...
Off Topic for a minute. Heard an off duty 7th dist copper was shot at in the 8th dist yesterday by gangbangers. Didn't see anything on the news. Does anyone know what happened at 85th and Knox?
4/05/2013 02:36:00 PM
Yes it's true. Always carry your gun.
4/06/2013 05:42:00 AM
WTF? 8th district is slowly turning into shit. The east end of 8th is getting bad and becoming worse. The same can be said for the 16th district. From Belmont to Irving Park and from Cicero to Naragansett 16 is turning into shit too. Plus by Foster and Cumberland it is turning into shit too.
If the two safest districts in the entire city are turning into garbage. And if both of them have heavy police presence via the officers who live there than what does it say about our city in general?
Anonymous said...
Was told the summer bike detail is being moved up a month. So everyone who put in for it will be starting in 2 weeks instead of next period.
4/06/2013 12:21:00 AM
When is the start date?
I'd like to see a ghetto wilding group invade Edison park. Put some fear into those folks.
We'll be ready with the stat counter! Last night was relatively slow for being a Friday and somewhat nice out. I assume that's because these marksmen didn't connect.
Illustrating Chicago's Murders, Homicides, Violence and Idiocy at heyjackass.com
A philanthropist or business could sponsor a police beat and put more off-duty cops on the streets under a plan being put forth by a downtown Chicago lawmaker on the City Council.
Alderman Brendan Reilly originally pitched the idea last October but is pushing it again following weekend incidents of teen mob activity on the Magnificent Mile, an upscale area of the city.
http://m.nbcbayarea.com/nbcbayarea/pm_117573/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=wTfgC0BD
Just wait till some REAL person gets attacked, you know a celebrity or person with certain lineage, then the shit will really hit the fan down there. Then it'll b virtually impossible for McFailure and Rahmmie to ignore or spin away.
You need to use the technology to catch the criminals using the technology to commit crimes.
(Smartphones and flash mobs)
http://onpurposemagazine.com/2013/04/03/flash-mobs-flash-arrests-smartphone-justice/
Relax already.... it will happen soon enough J.G.; stop bringing up the Sgt's promotions. It's really getting old.
Anonymous said...
First off, great article but who are the people commenting? Do they live under a rock? God be with all of you this spring and summer in the jungle. Like the theme song from the old tv show "Monk".... "It's a jungle out there. Disorder and confusion everywhere. No one seems to care. Well I do. Hey, who's in charge here? It's a jungle out there. Poison in the very air we breathe. Do you know what's in the water that you drink? Well I do, and it's amazing. People think I'm crazy, 'cause I worry all the time. If you paid attention, you'd be worried too. You better pay attention Or this world we love so much might just kill you I could be wrong now, but I don't think so. It's a jungle out theres a jungle out there, disorder and confusion everywhere..."
You get my drift. Stay safe Officers. Prayers for all of you.
4/06/2013 12:49:00 AM
Well, now I had to go and look up the song, and here ya go:
http://youtu.be/7j5Be5a86uA
QUESTION?
Are the punks arrested on Michigan Avenue and the L "Community Adjusted" or are they being referred to court?
The mob might not be afraid of the police, but they are afraid of dogs. Bring out the police dogs!
Nine out of ten people that I see walking down the street always have at least one hand in their pocket in Chicago. They must have really cold hands!
Usually only one hand in their pocket, since the city has it's hand in their other pocket.
No sergeant promotions on Friday? When are they going to make them?
4/06/2013 12:14:00 AM
Soon. Need a kleenex to wipe the tears from your eyes?
Anonymous said...
I worked it tonight on my RDO and we were told they are only giving us comp. time. No money box checked will be accepted. Talk about a grievance that will be filed.
4/06/2013 12:44:00 AM
And this is just one reason why when CPD guys tell me to leave the burbs and work for the city I'm like no can do buddy (plus going from 40 to a 9). The last time I went out of town for training and told a group where I was from (just weeks ago) I got asked about the homicides. That was embarassing. I used working in the burbs as an excuse to get me out of that converstion quick.
OT - new sgt test to be announced in June. Part one will consist of all scenarios and essay responses. Only the top 350 will take part two, which will be oral interviews. Two more groups of sgts to be made from last test before September.
Two words: bear mace.
No sergeant promotions on Friday? When are they going to make them?
4/06/2013 12:14:00 AM
When you idiots stop asking on every freaking post.
"Yes it's true. Always carry your gun"
4/06/2013 05:42:00 AM
There are STILL too many coppers who refuse to carry off duty.
WTF is that about? Being defenseless isn't pretty, fun or very smart.
All it takes is one time being eye-fucked and sized up by Joe Shithead in the next lane...
Or is not carrying an indication that there is something deeper going on?
Knew a P.O. who for whatever reason, would be on duty and not have a round chambered in their weapon.
That might be the mindset...
All of the trappings of sworn office but none of the ultimate responsibilities?
Dear Chicago media (you know who you are)
When someone gets stabbed on 600 North Clark St. and 1200 North Clark (Clark == 300 west) Isn't that the heart of downtown and not the near north side?
How much closer do you have to be?
That is all.
Get well soon, officer
Why should we have magazines larger than 10 rounds? Because the police here are outnumbered 20 to 1.
With new technology , one sgt can supervise a district , with a little help from DSS , XO and dispatcher . Beat car leaves assigned location , dispatcher notifies DSS that clears Beat car .
This will take supervisors that are willing to supervise and not let cars go home early without using comp time .
They can't promote until the merit board meets, and then forwards names to the Supt for his final selection. If you are getting promoted off your test score, just sit back and enjoy your last bit of seniority because to the bottom you go with promotions.............See you in class!!!
Is this the ONLY way the few decent remaining areas of the city will see police protection?
Who's the "creative tool" in this scenario?
At least he says "This is a stop-gap measure," he said."A long-term solution is we need to add more on-duty cops to the police department."
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/national-international/Chicago-Proposal-Would-Allow-Private-Sponsorship-of-Police-201418771.html
It'll be like the episode of Reno 9-1-1, where they're sponsored by Hottys Restaurants.
No sergeant promotions on Friday? When are they going to make them?
Friday.
Well WTF are they gonna do when the CCW laws get passed? LMAO. I see it already. These animals are going to be surprised when Whitey starts shooting them. "What? You gotta gun too? Oh, Boo wasn't expecting dat!" LMAO. Funny I have a house in Costa Rica and when I watch local news they show that same thing there. Wildings like crazy. Oh, no. Wait. That doesn't happen there. Never mind.
I could go undercover pretty easily and infiltrate the Facebook/Twitter gatherings where these shitbirds plan their attacks, how could I offer myself up for the CPD if I find out anything useful?
Just read Mike Lappe's little column in FOP Newsletter. He is sayin in so many words WE ARE FUCKED! Get out now kids if U can. No free health and half ur pension. Better to divorce the ball n chain. READ HIS COLUMN! HE'S SAYING WE ARE ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!
When you print the comment that police would welcome the help of armed citizens you are not speaking for the police as a whole. This is your opinion.
Um, no shit Sherlock - its a blog. Everything here is our opinion. Only a moron would assume we speak for all cops, a mantle we've never sought and never claimed.
I for one do not need a bunch of amateurs trying to do my job. It's much safer for me and my brothers and sisters in blue if you leave this to the pros.
Really? Because we've seen the gun handling of our many many co-workers, and while the vast majority are safe and conscientious, some truly frighten us. We've noticed almost the exact same ratios of responsible non-police gun owners as to police in general, so your crack about "pros" is an elitist statement that wins us no friends in the general populace. Come back to reality junior - the badge doesn't make you anything special.
It's bad enough we have to worry about the armed jagoffs out there. Now you want us to have to worry about everyone?
We don't worry about "everyone." Everyone isn't a threat just because they own or have a gun. You're buying into the gun-grabber bullshit that when Concealed Carry arrives, it will be some sort of bloodbath on the streets of Illinois, something that hasn't happened in any other of the 49 states that Second Amendment freedoms are exercised. Again, join reality kid.
Your logic baffles me.
See what passes for intelligence on your part, we aren't surprised. Asshat
That explains why we just saw McStatistics and Georgas wearing headdresses and loincloths, dancing on the roof of HQ. Not an experience we'd like to relive.
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Thanks. Did not need that visual in my head. I have to hit myself with a bat when the dancing tutu pygmy crosses my mind, now this!
Anonymous said...
When you print the comment that police would welcome the help of armed citizens you are not speaking for the police as a whole. This is your opinion. I for one do not need a bunch of amateurs trying to do my job. It's much safer for me and my brothers and sisters in blue if you leave this to the pros. It's bad enough we have to worry about the armed jagoffs out there. Now you want us to have to worry about everyone? Your logic baffles me.
4/06/2013 07:47:00 AM
Go back down to the basement son, the meatloaf isn't ready yet.
Plus by Foster and Cumberland it is turning into shit too.
If the two safest districts in the entire city are turning into garbage. And if both of them have heavy police presence via the officers who live there than what does it say about our city in general?
4/06/2013 08:21:00 AM
What's going on at Foster/Cumberland? I'm not far from there...
Your logic baffles me.
See what passes for intelligence on your part, we aren't surprised. Asshat
4/06/2013 04:53:00 PM
You GO SCC! I haven't read a good reaming from you in awhile!!!!
Except you should have said 'King ASSHAT'!
SCC @ 04:53:00 PM;
Superb rebuttal...concise and to the point.
Mature and responsible armed citizens are not my enemies.
Anonymous said... No sergeant promotions on Friday? When are they going to make them?
4/06/2013 12:14:00 AM
Who gives a fuck? Do we need more Sgts? We need to hire p.o.s. In my district we have 6 Sgs. on the street everyday on days. The other day our roll call had 7 P.O.s. working to accompany the 6 sgts. Good ratio. Hire more p.o.s!!!!
When you print the comment that police would welcome the help of armed citizens you are not speaking for the police as a whole. This is your opinion.
Um, no shit Sherlock - its a blog. Everything here is our opinion. Only a moron would assume we speak for all cops, a mantle we've never sought and never claimed.
I for one do not need a bunch of amateurs trying to do my job. It's much safer for me and my brothers and sisters in blue if you leave this to the pros.
Really? Because we've seen the gun handling of our many many co-workers, and while the vast majority are safe and conscientious, some truly frighten us. We've noticed almost the exact same ratios of responsible non-police gun owners as to police in general, so your crack about "pros" is an elitist statement that wins us no friends in the general populace. Come back to reality junior - the badge doesn't make you anything special.
It's bad enough we have to worry about the armed jagoffs out there. Now you want us to have to worry about everyone?
We don't worry about "everyone." Everyone isn't a threat just because they own or have a gun. You're buying into the gun-grabber bullshit that when Concealed Carry arrives, it will be some sort of bloodbath on the streets of Illinois, something that hasn't happened in any other of the 49 states that Second Amendment freedoms are exercised. Again, join reality kid.
Your logic baffles me.
See what passes for intelligence on your part, we aren't surprised. Asshat
4/06/2013 04:53:00 PM
BAZINGA!!!
I for one do not need a bunch of amateurs trying to do my job. It's much safer for me and my brothers and sisters in blue if you leave this to the pros.
You speak for YOURSELF! So until you finish your cycles shut your fucking pie hole smart ass
When you print the comment that police would welcome the help of armed citizens you are not speaking for the police as a whole. This is your opinion. I for one do not need a bunch of amateurs trying to do my job. It's much safer for me and my brothers and sisters in blue if you leave this to the pros. It's bad enough we have to worry about the armed jagoffs out there. Now you want us to have to worry about everyone? Your logic baffles me.
As does yours,citizens should have the right to protect themselves when your not there to do your job,and if you thing you are a pro from the training you received from this department,well that logic baffles me.
I worked it tonight on my RDO and we were told they are only giving us comp. time. No money box checked will be accepted. Talk about a grievance that will be filed.
They can't do that. Real easy, check the money box and let them deny it.
Anonymous said...
No sergeant promotions on Friday? When are they going to make them?
Take it easy skippy, we don't need any Sergeants, we need P.O.'s.
To 8:07 am-
Does the FOP have propaganda to sell? The CTU is not propaganda, but is militant. I hope that teacher stands arm and arm with us when we strike. Yeah, that will show em! Good for him and his big boy pants.
Dear Chicago media (you know who you are)
When someone gets stabbed on 600 North Clark St. and 1200 North Clark (Clark == 300 west) Isn't that the heart of downtown and not the near north side?
Uh, that's not downtown unless you are from the suburbs. Moron
I went to see Lt. Col. Dave Grossman in Oak Brook a couple months ago. He basically said we had no business not carrying off duty. He made some excellent points to back it up too.
Huge command changes coming next Friday. McCarthy was called to City Hall on Friday late afternoon and read the riot act. Look for some real surprise dumps.
Anonymous said...
Huge command changes coming next Friday. McCarthy was called to City Hall on Friday late afternoon and read the riot act. Look for some real surprise dumps.
4/06/2013 11:00:00 PM
What did Mayor Matzo Ball tell him mr fly on the wall?
Hit 70 but too windy.
Why complain about the media.
BE the media.
When (and not if) these incidents occur again,
assign a media officer - one who films everything.
Several media officers.
Get your own footage of these domestic terrorist activities.
It was done during NATO.
As long as our media continues to keep everything hidden and
facts are distorted, nothing will change.
The next episode will involve a thousand who are mobilized
by texting. Then what? Be ready.
Pop has been around for quite some time. It originated
from Natural mineral springs that bubbled towards the top.
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