Grandma Charged, Too
Just when you thought it couldn't get any more depraved, someone gets a shovel and starts digging:
- A 64-year-old woman has been charged along with her grandson in the slaying of her 72-year-old husband, who was killed on his way to dialysis treatment, police said.
The woman and her grandson then used the slain man's money to buy a car, home furnishings, tattoos, gym shoes and other items, prosecutors said.
Grandma hires grandson to off grandpa, then splits the money with him.
Where do you even begin to write about the psychological dysfunction present here? We imagine a Hollywood brainstorming session for next year's blockbuster hit, but the producer says, "That could never happen. Stop being silly." And then, truth becomes stranger than fiction.
Where do you even begin to write about the psychological dysfunction present here? We imagine a Hollywood brainstorming session for next year's blockbuster hit, but the producer says, "That could never happen. Stop being silly." And then, truth becomes stranger than fiction.
Labels: un-fucking-believable
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
57 Comments:
Good job to our midnight Dets who handled this job!!!!!!!!!!!
Area South 1st watch!
This amplifies the complete family breakdown in the black community. Grandmas are supposed to bake you brownies for you, not hire you to knock off grandpa and split his money. What the fuck is wrong with people. SCC, you are 100% correct when you say you couldn't make stuff like this up. No one could.
I loved her mugshot on the news, complete with oxyegen tubes. It's sickening.
Hell. Hollyweird could make a series out of this (with PC recasting, of course). You've got Hannibal Lechter and Norman Bates and his pre-stuffed mom as heroes of new TV shows. Dexter has been slicing and dicing for years. Criminal Minds is just sick. This kind of "entertainment" is rotting viewers' minds, but vicious, degenerate criminal violence is all the fault of guns. This society is so fucked.
Which Reverend's church does she belong to? Did she tithe?
They are just mis understood!
She was well enough right after the shooting to drain her hubby's accounts and go shopping, but once caught, she be too sick to attend court.
Oh, and the other big surprise......the SlumTimes had the comment section closed on this one.
Grandma and Grandson have lost all sense of morality. It is a small portrait of the community at large.
That's a lot of stuff. How much money did he have on him? I read it but can't remember.
And Janet often smelled like she had been cooking a good meal, said Theolene Shears, 84, who lives next door.
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That is some funny shit!
To the head of FOP Lodge 7, I would like to say a polite "Fuck YOU" for donating to Governor Quinn's re-election campaign. $3,000.00 to a fucking prick who didn't attend the funerals of two Troopers killed in the line of duty in the last 6 months. The last one for James Sauter because he was getting ready for his trip to Mexico. You should be ashamed of yourself for giving him a penny. He did nothing but disrespect the police and the family of these fallen Troopers by not showing up.
Sounds like a Lifetime movie of the week, only replace the apparent gov't dependent hood rats with some attractive, suburban white folks. There's an Oscar, Grammy or whatever the hell award the give for shitty TV movies.
Illustrating Chicago's Murders, Homicides, Violence and Idiocy at heyjackass.com
Nothing a gun ban wouldn't have prevented. Stop the violence ban semi auto weapons........
and then the cow jumped over the moon.
....ok whats so shocking about this idiot low life granny. No different that the low life who murdered his pregnant wife for insurance money to open his restaurant or the mom who sent her two little boys to the bottom of the lake.
Family values, Chicago style.
That's how bad the economy is, poor folk couldn't afford a hit man...or at least one who takes Link.
Your label says it all. I was absolutely floored when I read this. Absolutely terrible! I wonder how the daughter feels about this.
Maybe McDrywall will ban becoming a Grampa!
Complete Family Breakdown; just like the Moynihan report said; we're forty years in to it now.
SAVAGES to the extreme. It wasn't my fault, I dint do it, society made me do it. It was the welfare system, it was ssi that made me do it, it was NIKE dat made me do it since I needed new shoes. It was Sony that made me do it, since I needed a new TV. It was everyone else's fault but mine. I take no responsibility at all.
Grandma needed a new Gangstar D tattoo cause her old one is fading.
South siders just don't have the same family values that I have. I could never have my little kitty killed.
Don't worry Little Barack. You're safe.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
If anyone wonders WHY the community acts like animals, just point out this article. This is so sickening. Absence of God is evil. PERIOD.
Wow...just sick!!!
Maybe we can fix this by throwing even more money into that community right Rahm?
When are the politicians going to wake up and realize certain people are beyond help and will never be contributing members of society regardless of how much public money is thrown their way?
It's all in the fambly"
Dammmn! This is going to fuk up this summer's Strickland Family Reunion! Take three off the reunion t-shirt order.
Why am I not shocked. It's not that far out of normalized behavior in that part of the city. Meanwhile chipmunkpreckwinkle blames racism for the high amounts of black offenders arrested.
This should be national news! WOW
FN SAVAGES. could you imagine the look on the old timers face seeing his own grandson shooting and robbing him in that gangway. Unbelievable. Now he's turning in his grave to know that his wife was the mastermind.
Probably the Church of The
Poison Mind.
I remember commenting on this,blaming the thugs for offing a poor SOB that bust his ass in the mills his whole life.
I don't even know where to go with this now.....
RIP Sir.
Complete mindless amorality, passed down from generation to generation -- and the generations follow each other so rapidly now that you get five or six in the room during the fight, it seems.
What you were all your life is what you are now -- there are lots of vicious, wine-drinking, s__t-talking motherf__ers in senior housing now. So they have canes. They are still s__t.
...and then the other four generations show up all at once in their custom rims-and-beats SUVs and ugly "custom" leather jackets -- with the names of "churches" on the back now! -- and bling and stupid hair and loud mouths and those huge foil trays of catered food. Takes up half the parking. Really lowers the tone.
Oh. There is an "elderly person" in there somewhere, have to trust us on this...
Why does every minor occurrence look like the Rap Music Awards now? Rich country, huh, to be able to stagger along supporting this load.
It is a culture unto its own.
And some guys joke about being afraid of the old lady smothering them in their sleep?
This takes the cake.
I hear Obamma invited both grandma and grandson to the Whitehouse for a beer.
Anonymous said...
To the head of FOP Lodge 7, I would like to say a polite "Fuck YOU" for donating to Governor Quinn's re-election campaign. $3,000.00 to a fucking prick who didn't attend the funerals of two Troopers killed in the line of duty in the last 6 months. The last one for James Sauter because he was getting ready for his trip to Mexico. You should be ashamed of yourself for giving him a penny. He did nothing but disrespect the police and the family of these fallen Troopers by not showing up.
4/07/2013 08:22:00 AM
IS THIS TRUE?
OK please explain where the union money comes from to give to politicians? Politicians want to steal our pension money and they're going to contribute to this moron! They all only go to funerals for the camera anyway. They could care less about CPD and CFD. I'm retired and pay union dues for what, a flu shot and an FOP sticker and book? I will rethink this if they're going to give our money to these thieves. Makes me want to vomit!
Retired
IN ALL FAIRNESS, SHE WAS JUST ABOUT TO TURN HER LIFE AROUND
Chicago values at their best.... Grandpa couldn't look at his spawn of the devil grandson 'cause grandson shot him in the back... Maybe he did it to spare Grandpa the agony of knowing who did it... Or maybe grandson was just a cowardly c@&ksucker among other things...
Apple don't fall far from the tree.
Ban Grandma's!
The Teacher
Grandma is just a thugetta that made it to her "golden years".
Granny must have had alot of hate going for grampa,the undertaker will have a hard time wiping the smile off his face.
Drudge said it best ... Grandma Told Grandson to kill Grandpa
IN ALL FAIRNESS, SHE WAS JUST ABOUT TO TURN HER LIFE AROUND
Aw hell naw playboy, you didn't go der!!!!!! You about as wrong as a 3 dollar bill.
That shit was funny.
if i had a grandma, she would look like her.
Grandson's mom was calling for justice when killing first happened. Now that her son and play momma(granmda)are identified, she's crying about loosing her whole dysfunctional family.
blame it on the alcohol and weed...we didnt do it ur honor...
If Obama had a grandmother, it would look like her.
I had a dream, but woke up after realizing this was not a dream WTF!
Lets just say that granny is very lucky that Sgt. neon pink belt Geno from mass transit was not there! O. K. ? See what I'm saying? O.K. ? No need to worry about the CR # ! O.K. ?
I hate to ask, but who got the tattoo?
"Anonymous said...
Your label says it all. I was absolutely floored when I read this. Absolutely terrible! I wonder how the daughter feels about this.
4/07/2013 09:03:00 AM"
1. "They dint do it!"
2. "He had it comin'!"
3. "When do I get the inshooance check?"
ECS
Chalkie, I think you need a good woman by your side.
What do you say? Either way, I still love you more than ever!
"Grandson's mom was calling for justice when killing first happened. Now that her son and play momma(grandma)are identified, she's crying about loosing her whole dysfunctional family."
4/08/2013 08:13:00 AM
Time to "reinvent themselves on the web," see what they can get going among 20 billion other competing sites.
This is getting burned out...
"And Janet often smelled like she had been cooking a good meal, said Theolene Shears, 84, who lives next door."
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4/07/2013 07:12:00 AM
That's the kind of thing will get you eaten by a lion. They come in on the scent...all crouched down low...
...rrrrr...
"I hate to ask, but who got the tattoo?"
4/08/2013 10:59:00 AM
Grandma is lost forever to civilized society, my brother -- she probably got "FUCK YOU" and her IDOC number across the forehead and a half-dozen "RIP Shorty" in script, all down her neck.
She be hardheaded.
>grin<
Chalkie, I think you need a good woman by your side.
What do you say? Either way, I still love you more than ever!
4/08/2013 04:25:00 PM
okay, so, is it possible that you'll leave me with just a little bit of my scrotum intact?
Chalkie
http://globalgrind.com/news/grandmother-charged-killing-daughter-granddaughter-lillie-stanton-danel-korrey-details
If I had a grandmother... That could have been her? B.H.Obama.
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