The Clouted Survive Again

Remember the drunken nutjob ASA on video repeatedly calling a CPD Officer a "fucking whore" after being arrested after biting a shop owner on the north side?; The video went viral, three witnesses backed the store owner and the cops on the scene displayed amazing restraint with this entitled and clouted asshole.

Cleared of all charges late on a Friday (in hope of burying the story):

• A judge acquitted a Cook County prosecutor and her boyfriend of all counts against them Friday involving a scuffle in which she was accused of sinking her teeth into a man’s leg.
  
  Associate Judge Anthony John Calabrese made the ruling after testimony that painted a less-than-pretty picture of Sarah Naughton and Bradley Gould’s Sept. 22 night out.
  
  Defense attorneys Jeffrey Aprati and Rick Bueke said Naughton and Gould, both 31 at the time, were battered in an overly zealous eviction from a lingerie store.
  
  At least three witnesses Friday suggested Naughton and her boyfriend, Gould, appeared drunk and out-of-control outside Taboo Tabou, 854 W. Belmont. David Boone said Naughton bit his leg during the scuffle, requiring him to get a tetanus shot.
  
  And Naughton kept telling people she was an assistant state’s attorney, according to testimony presented by prosecutor Daniel Nikolic, a member of the Illinois attorney general’s office.
  

Here's the video of the drunk:

An overnight comment says Judge Calabrese is a former ASA, so it's no surprise this went the way it did. Remember taxpayers - this is/was representing you, the people, at court. Money well spent.