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18 Comments:
>Snerk!<
Is that a panty shield showing on the lower magazine cover?
>scoff & sneer<
Not a single REAL man left in municipal governance.
Just a bunch of entitled multi-millionaire shit-asses from the Gold Coast and North Shore buying influence to shut out the regular tax paying guy from having a real voice.
Don't get us started about the hierarchy of this department...
Nobody in charge has been tested by multiple years of shedding blood, sweat or bloody tears of outrage and anger...
We're overrun by a bunch of sit to pee-ers determined to "re-image" Chicago into something that defies the imagination...
nothing surprises us with these decaying m/fers wrecking this city to give it to the dogs as a hedge against the middle class ever taking it back so Rahm & Co. can finish looting it for the crumbs Crime King Shorty didn't steal/cause to be stolen...
Did you ever stop to think about why these people walked in the door spoiling for a fight against Police, Fire and Teachers?
Destroying the core of what's left of the middle class is very important to these bastards like Rahm and Rauner...
Don't forget the spirit fingers!!!!!
Geez I fell out of my chair on this one......thsnks
He seems so natural in the 2nd BS cover. Is he starting his own "casual wear" line ?????
Should The Cover Actually Say
"LIAR LIAR "
I about shat myself when I saw the Tiny Dancer cover. Just to damn funny.
The second one is precious!
Thank you, anonymous photoshopper.
#2 is genius. Go Blackhawks!
That second picture is freaking scary looking...
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it indeed.
Now he is dressing like a real
North sider.
Just A Citizen says...
I woke up and read SCC and as I looked at these hilarious covers this is what came to mind. It's from the music to Elton John's song "Tiny Dancer" and it's not perfect so please add or change whatever you want. Just comic relief friends...
Ole Crook County, Democrats bounty, those gang kids love your ass
Their duct-taped IPhones, tatted torso’s, link cards in their hands
Head to Mag Mile, where tourists smile
It’s a Wilding Wonderland
Grow a pair now Tiny Dancer
Count the bodies in the alleys
Stop the pirouettes and plies
Before you piss this town away
Suns-a-settin, ammo ready, hop the Red Line with your pals
Stab, shoot, steal; get a McD meal, then do it all again
Body count rising, the Dancer’s smiling
Acting all surprised
Man up and show your face
Mr. Mayor, you’re a disgrace
Cuz we’re all screaming
“What are you thinking?”
Grow a pair now Tiny Dancer
Count the bodies in the alleys
Stop the pirouettes and plies
Before you piss this town away
Oh by the way...
The decent, tax paying citizens of this city are wholly unable to enjoy it due to the savagery of the armed wing of the Catered To Constituency.
The implementation of intentionally curtailed municipal services, punitive taxes, fees, fines, snatch-backs, purse-cutting, pocket-slicing, jackpots and other assorted fiscal bojankery, comes courtesy of Rahm and at the behest his big money cocktail party buds from the Gold Coast & North Shore.
Motherfuck regular people being safe/being able to protect themselves and their loved ones from the time they park their cars until they make it safely into the house.
There's important shit like standing on their heads for gay marriage...
Never you mind them Skull Men running up your downspout like fucking squirrels...
As we live and breath, we dearly hope that some associates of Rahm & Co. find themselves trying to fend off a "hostile take-over" of the urban sort by screaming into a phone that's connected to 911 but keeps ringing while they're swatting away with that rolled up WSJ.
Heh...
The damn place is on fire from savagery but placating the Catered To Constituency, pushing gay marriage, gaming governance to the point where the common man has no voice are top of the list to these strange and interesting, smug and self satisfied looking people standing on the dais with Rahm at every City Hall Ministry of Propaganda Spin and Message Control Extravaganza...
*Cheers... Applause... Confetti and a freshly twisted balloon animal of distraction*
Priorities much, people? Oh yeah... You folks too...
That's fucking funny! Look at picture number 2..it even has the missing digit on his left hand altered for accuracy! lol
Crud!!!!!! Tiny Dancer is showing his panty shield. Crap.
Fly Butterfly Fly. Oh McDumbfucks is home rubbing one out now just staring at Tiny Dancer in his TUTU. MMMMMMM
Omg, missing digit, too!!!
Started to read the Time article yesterday at the supermarket. I couldn't finish it because I had to wash my hands to remove the stench of all the bullshit written about 9.5 and McStreetlight.
Scam city
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