Time Magazine Cover
Evidently, Time did a big article on how Rahm is running Chicago. We assume that since it's Time and Rahm is still part of the political establishment, the article is a giant ass kissing extravaganza. We don't spend money on stuff like that.
We did hear the cover was a work of art though:
We did hear the cover was a work of art though:
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
52 Comments:
haha. look at how low that camera is!!
The ol' Hollywood trick that they use to use for many westerns.
See if you place the camera low and shoot upwards it makes the star look taller.
A true handjob!
Chicago politicians are full of BULL shit. He should ride the CTA red line by himself, and since he's trying to destroy the Chicago teacher's union with Charter Schools, he should have the balls to teach for one day in an inner city public school.
NICE photoshop job!
And so accurate, too.
Saw it at the grocery store. The cover asks why so many people hate on him. I gave it a minute, but decided five bucks was a bit much for so little entertainment.
Hilary Clinton 2016
Rahm Emanuel VP
We're screwed.
"Evidently, Time did a big article on how Rahm is running Chicago."
You DID mean "Ruining Chicago", right SCC?
Lucky for me some liberal yahoo left a copy on the crapper floor at work, and since the janitor forgot to replace the toliletpaper roll I had to use that artzy fartzy cover to wipe after I was done with my "personal". It felt so good I rushed out to the 7/11 and bought every copy on the shelf, I'm having Thai for dinner.
Here's to Rahm and all the other people wrecking Chicago!
Had a nice classy, luncheon get-together with a legal friend last week -- IN OAKBROOK.
Could have met downtown for lunch BUT IT COST TOO MUCH!!
Parking $36-$40. (for each car) Sales tax 10%. We spent all that money on the meal instead. It was like getting the bottle of wine for free.
Rahm's strategy and goals don't seem to be making Chicago better. But, he is only one man.
It's all the other supposedly "Civic Leaders" who stand idly by, question nothing, and let this guy continue to break down the city and whatever is left of it.
All the rubberstamp aldermen, the CEOs of companies, the heads of financial firms, sports teams, and even the restaurant owners better wake up.
Next case.
TIME forgot the red and yellow police tape in the background.
Chicago Bullshitter...
This city has been given to the dogs as a hedge against decent people putting up a fight whether via the ballot box or the bullet box...
Why does it mean so much to mutts like Rahm & Rauner to keep the decent people unarmed, defenseless and desperately trying to hang on in the face of a destroyed standard of living while being subjected to punitive fees, fines, snatch-backs,pocket-picks and intentionally diminished city services disproportionate to the amount of freight they pay to keep this charade called Chicago going?
The great 2011 - 2015 Rahm Emanuel "Pimp-Walk What's Left of Chicago's Middle Class to Poverty in Pretense of Leveling The Playing Field" is under way.
Rahm and his cohorts made THEIR money... Their attitude is "fuck you for not being like us."
Assholes...
Daley robbed this city to the tune of $12 to $15 Billion and these Gold Coast/North Shore mutts try to pretend it didn't happen.
Of course, a lot of them profited handsomely so they wouldn't say shit even if they had a mouth full of it...
"OHHHHHH! LOOK AT THE GREEDY COPS, TRYING TO STEAL A CUSH $100K PENSION WHILE THEY'RE IN THEIR MID 50'S AND EARLY 60'S! LOOK! LOOK THERE! Never mind what WE'RE doing! Look at THEM!"
The cover should have read: Chicago Bullshit Artist
This issue seems to be aimed at med students beginning the study of anatomy. Why else would they have a picture of an asshole on the cover ?
The article should be call:
CHICAGO
BULLSHITTER
Hmm. Might be worth the read. Haven't picked it up yet. Of course it depends on which way the media spins the story.
It looks like TIME put thinner boards together to make 9.5 appear taller. They probably used George Clooney's body and pasted tiny dancers face. Also where are his body guards and that one homeless guy that usually rides with him? Here are a few quesfions TIME should have askes o' bully boy, how are those lifts in your shoes working for ya? Do you feel dizzy being so high up in the sky? What's it like to be the tallest munchin in Ozcago? Is it true that your only a foot shorter than Mickey Rooney with the lifts? Will your brother have to find some shorter guy to star with the giant in those Green Giant
vegie commercials?
Dylan Hata
We don't have enough southside Democrats to name streets after that they have to import a crook from Massachussettes?
Tribune reporter
3:57 p.m. CDT, June 7, 2013
Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick was honored on the South Side this afternoon with the unveiling of a city street named in his honor.
Running? Or did they mean RUINING?
Haven't read the magazine but I'm sure between Napolean's connection to the White House and his asshole brother in L.A. there's nothing but positive spin and fluff inside.
Napolean wouldn't want them telling the truth would he?
I thought it was meant to imply "Chicago Bullshitter"
I can't wait to hear the weasel spout off about with his leadership abilities, the reduced staffing in all city departments is still more effective sending Streets and San workers out to save 10 year olds, and arrainging for paramedics to be on scene of all gun battles in the streets.
If he was holding his iPhone on a CTA platform he would no longer have his iphone.
Chicago Bully?
Really????
A balarina from the north shore that did truck mait. for the Israel Defense Force. That sounds more like a chicken.
Just run heads up against one candidate and see who gets bullied.
America
Both are good for picking up dog shit.
You could put the face of just about any city department head (and numerous supervisors)under the same title
Where is that little child's coat he would wear when riding the train?
It's a total kiss-ass article. they don't say anything good about the police. when crime goes up, it's because the police aren't implementing the newest strategies, and any drop in crime is all rahm's doing.
the article is so glowing of rahm I thought he or his PAC paid for it.
Chicago Bullshit Artist
Less bullshit. More cowbell!
Sorry, but I just don't see a short, one-finger-shy, North Shore sissy ballerina who got spanked by Karen Lewis as a bully. How could you be bullied by a tiny dancer?
"Chicago Bully-shitter"
HEY AMERICA. Take it from a LIFELONG CHICAGOAN and POLICE OFFICER over 30 years on the job. This guy is a REAL PIECE OF SHIT.
A true hand job??
Where?
Where?
I am always available.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Until someone calls him out,he will get away with his sissy crap. Our bosses make me sick when they fall over each other for a photo op. It's no different than the old time Indiana cops with Dillinger.
Chicago is so broke we can't even afford to paint the stripes on the streets anymore. Has anybody else notice this? It is downright dangerous just to drive in Chicago.
I'm watching Hawks/Kings with that creepy looking Kopitar and think he and Rahm are long lost Brothers. Maybe they are really the Mope-itar Bros.
DC is imploding. And Time decides it's a good time to put Rahm on the cover?
Talk about a cheap diversion.
Anonymous said...
Chicago is so broke we can't even afford to paint the stripes on the streets anymore. Has anybody else notice this? It is downright dangerous just to drive in Chicago.
Chicago is not broke look at all the bullshit rahm is putting in bike lanes Maggie Dailey park new stadium for depaul , Chicago is by far from broke
Hilary Clinton 2016
Rahm Emanuel VP
We're screwed.
6/08/2013 01:22:00 AM
OT What are you smoking??? Never going to happen
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hilary Clinton 2016
Rahm Emanuel VP
We're screwed.
6/08/2013 01:22:00 AM
Never.
Hilary knows she'd need a food-taster for the duration. He'd be one heartbeat from the Presidency. Never.
curiosity got the better of me, bought a copy, and no to 12:22AM, not a true handjob, more like a wet sloppy blowjob, jeessuuss!!!, if thats what passes at TIME as good, solid, investigative journalism, they might as well put all printed media under the Cabinet position of Sec. of Propaganda. this twinkie that wrote the article makes little asides at how some of his facial expressions during the interview are fearsome and intimidating, no mention of a diminished police force dealing with his entitled constituency, much less the rest of this POS's fuckery. the more this kooze tries to make him look heroic, the bigger the jagoff he actually appears to be. BTW, that new series VICE on HBO, right after Bill Maher had a story on CHIRAQ last night, no tiny dancer, no McFelloffhisbarstool but lots of Fr Phaker, tawkin bout the "bruthas" and the usual its everybody elses fault for how shit is, plus LOTS of footage of the savages, showin off they shooters, smokin blunts, has to be seen to be believed. would cancel my HBO by i like boxing and boardwalk empire.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Chicago is so broke we can't even afford to paint the stripes on the streets anymore. Has anybody else notice this? It is downright dangerous just to drive in Chicago.
6/08/2013 09:04:00 PM
VERY dangerous. Find some way to make it 'for the children' and we'll get stripes painted. Otherwise, Rahm doesn't care how many head-on accidents there are in Chicago.
Lucky for me some liberal yahoo left a copy on the crapper floor at work, and since the janitor forgot to replace the toliletpaper roll I had to use that artzy fartzy cover to wipe after I was done with my "personal". It felt so good I rushed out to the 7/11 and bought every copy on the shelf, I'm having Thai for dinner.
6/08/2013 02:42:00 AM
God, I needed that laugh after watching that nerve-wracking Hawks game--
How do we know Swan Lake's buddies didn't pay off Time for this article? We don't-
--No Cop Here
A few years back, wasn't TIME the same magazine that "crowned" Daley as America's best big-city mayor?
Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Chicago is so broke we can't even afford to paint the stripes on the streets anymore. Has anybody else notice this? It is downright dangerous just to drive in Chicago.
6/08/2013 09:04:00 PM
VERY dangerous. Find some way to make it 'for the children' and we'll get stripes painted. Otherwise, Rahm doesn't care how many head-on accidents there are in Chicago.
6/08/2013 10:29:00 PM
If he can find a way to break the street line painting union, it will be done.
To say Rahm deals with City employees in bad faith is to put too little significance on bad faith. Rahm makes Daley look like Cesar Chavez of the lettuce workers. Rahm is the most absolute evil piece of shit ever to darken the path of City employees. God forbid he ever go on to higher office, the whole country will be fucked then.
Anonymous said...
A few years back, wasn't TIME the same magazine that "crowned" Daley as America's best big-city mayor?
6/09/2013 04:47:00 AM
Remember also the below named "Person of the Year" crowned by Time Magazine throughout the 20th Century:
Adolf Hitler
Josef Stalin
Ayatollah Khomeini
Nikita Khrushchev
Yasser Arafat (as one of the "Peacemakers" actually he was a Palestinian terrorist)
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hilary Clinton 2016
Rahm Emanuel VP
We're screwed.
6/08/2013 01:22:00 AM
Never.
Hilary knows she'd need a food-taster for the duration. He'd be one heartbeat from the Presidency. Never.
6/08/2013 10:23:00 PM
His CPD bodyguard detail better apply to the Secret Service now then. The people from 019 will be lost and might have to go write a ticket or make an arrest instead of being consumed by on-line gambling.
I'm watching Hawks/Kings with that creepy looking Kopitar and think he and Rahm are long lost Brothers. Maybe they are really the Mope-itar Bros.
6/08/2013 09:32:00 PM
With the raccoon eyes that they both sport you could be on to something.
Let's hope that Rahm ultimately feels the frustration and disappointment that Kopitar and the Kings are feeling now.
Anyone catch VICE on HBO this past Fri? Rahm must not be happy!
curiosity got the better of me, bought a copy, and no to 12:22AM, not a true handjob, more like a wet sloppy blowjob, jeessuuss!!!, if thats what passes at TIME as good, solid, investigative journalism, they might as well put all printed media under the Cabinet position of Sec. of Propaganda. this twinkie that wrote the article makes little asides at how some of his facial expressions during the interview are fearsome and intimidating, no mention of a diminished police force dealing with his entitled constituency, much less the rest of this POS's fuckery. the more this kooze tries to make him look heroic, the bigger the jagoff he actually appears to be. BTW, that new series VICE on HBO, right after Bill Maher had a story on CHIRAQ last night, no tiny dancer, no McFelloffhisbarstool but lots of Fr Phaker, tawkin bout the "bruthas" and the usual its everybody elses fault for how shit is, plus LOTS of footage of the savages, showin off they shooters, smokin blunts, has to be seen to be believed. would cancel my HBO by i like boxing and boardwalk empire.
I watched the piece on Africa. As the credits rolled I saw that Obama ass licker Bill Maher was the producer. Won't watch another second.
Anyone catch VICE on HBO this past Fri? Rahm must not be happy!
6/09/2013 11:43:00 AM
Great. Does this mean it will disappear the same way "Boss" did? No announcement. No interviews with the actors. No commentary. Poof; just gone. Buried in a shallow grave with its cellphone ringing in the silence...
Re: Chicago naming a street for Deval Patrick -- he's a client of David Axelrod, the same snake oil salesman who peddled Richie, Barry and Rahmie. He lived in Chicago many moons ago, so let's name a street for him. Deval Patrick, an incompetent governor, was the blue print for Obama's presidential run. Barry even recycled slogan's from Deval's campaign. The Massachusetts governor's race proved that liberals will not criticize a black candidate, no matter how inept.
6/08/2013 10:23:00 PM
Hilary Clinton 2016
Rahm Emanuel VP
"Never.
Hilary knows she'd need a food- taster for the duration. He'd be one heartbeat from the Presidency. Never."
Or at least a good shank-resistant vest so Rahmmy doesn't have a knife slid between her ribs...
Dead! -Thunk!-
Dead! -Thunk!-
Dead! -Thunk!-
You know the little pissant likes to play with knives...
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