Safe Passage Success! (UPDATE)

Of course, you know you're in trouble when the Huffington Post questions the veracity of your claims:

• A week into the new school year, the Chicago Public Schools' expanded "Safe Passage" program is cautiously being marked a success even amid new reports of Safe Passage workers walking off the job.
  “Last week, we got through the mornings and the afternoons without any incidents. The fact is that’s going to continue," Police Supt. Garry McCarthy told CBS Chicago Tuesday morning.
  Hours later, CBS learned of massive turnover in pockets of the city as well as allegedly unmanned corners along routes. In the Roseland neighborhood, the station reports half the safe passage workers quit last week alone and that a designated spot at 119th and State went unmanned Tuesday morning.
  A supervisor for American Enterprise, the vendor responsible for that route in Roseland, told CBS the report was untrue and that "floaters" cover the area, but was later unable to explain why no worker was at the corner during the designated passing time Tuesday morning.

Whoops - another lie uncovered. The CBS report is here. This is a massive amount of overkill costing who knows how much in terms of money and manpower.

And then, you have this return on taxpayers' investment in the youth:

We're speechless.

UPDATE: Some are claiming that this is an intentional misspelling, a riff on an internet meme making the rounds. This being Chicago though, we wonder.