Thursday, December 26, 2013

Funny People

Just had to move this one to the main page:
  • Jingle bells Chicago style

    Blasting through the snow; In a big black escalade
    Shooters on the run; Knowing that they're made
    The witnesses won't sing; They lie all through the night
    Oh what fun this city is; With people full of fright

    Oh, crime is down; Crime is down; Crime's down all the way
    Oh what fun that crime is down; That's what our leaders say
    Oh, crime is down; Crime is down; Crime's down all the way
    Oh what fun that crime is down; That's what our leaders say

    A day or two ago; I thought I'd take a ride
    And then this great big thug; Was seated by my side
    He took my brand new phone; And hit me in the head
    Our public transportation sucks; I'm lucky I'm not dead

    Oh, crime is down; Crime is down; Crime's down all the way
    Oh what fun that crime is down; That's what our leaders say
    Oh, crime is down; Crime is down; Crime's down all the way
    Oh what fun that crime is down; That's what our leaders say

    So listen boys and girls; Don't be afraid tonight
    Police will watch your house; Until the morning light
    So if you hear some shots; Gangbangers might get whacked
    Don't be concerned our chopper's up; So Santa won't get jacked!

    Oh, crime is down; Crime is down ;Crime's down all the way
    Oh what fun that crime is down; That's what our leaders say
    Oh, crime is down; Crime is down; Crime's down all the way
    Oh what fun that crime is down; That's what our leaders say

    Merry Christmas and a safe 2014!
    God Bless you all.
    Retired
Thank you sir.

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21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Absolutely love it. Deserves an award!

I'm definitely going to enjoy my upcoming retirement!

12/26/2013 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Don't send Nemish to midnites said...

Weak , keesing bandit,ultimate Tac warrior is much funnier.

12/26/2013 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL should be a sticky every year!

12/26/2013 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

love it.....

12/26/2013 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL. Well done!

12/26/2013 07:40:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I just adore good poems.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/26/2013 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's my Chicago rendition of 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" called "Grandma Got a Ticket from a Speed Cam."

Grandma got a ticket from a speed cam
Driving home from bingo Tuesday night
You can say there's no such thing as cash grabs
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

She'd been drivin' fast by a park
And we'd warned her to slow down
But she'd had too many lattes
So she dashed out the hall into her car

When she got home from bingo playin'
She had no idea of a wrong
There were no signs of a ticket
As a PO would give her if she sped

Grandma got a ticket from a speed cam
Driving home from bingo Tuesday night
You can say there's no such thing as cash grabs
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

12/26/2013 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too Damn Funny

12/26/2013 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very funny!

12/26/2013 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The helicopter was actually up on a Tuesday?

12/26/2013 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bravo!

12/26/2013 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kinda like the old Fractured Fairy-Tails from Rocky & Bullwinkle...
XD XD XD

12/26/2013 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Posted it on my FB Wall!

12/26/2013 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great stuff, really fun take on Christmas - THANKS for the light humor
God Bless Chicago's FINEST and their families.

12/26/2013 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it going to be recorded and by who?

12/26/2013 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Dashing through the snow, in a spinning Chevrolet! Through shit-mud we go, laughing all the way! HEY! Jingle-Bells, Chicago smells, ya heard the news todayyy? Rahm's a thief, Dart's a creep and Toni needs a shave!"

12/26/2013 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hardy harhar
Toni needs a shave something smells , GOP has forged signatures on election petitions and Lisa and Anita will not investigate
Not much coverage in the news

12/27/2013 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago... My kind of town.

12/27/2013 11:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Chicago... My kind of town."

12/27/2013 11:46:00 AM

>A Long, Loud, Sad, Sorry Fart-Noise & A Dozen Off-Key Kazoos<

Dramatic Pause:

"Who had said sump'n?"

Yeah... That sums up Chicago.

>SQUIRT!<

Whoopsie!
The municipal undies need changing!

12/27/2013 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny stuff, Happy New Year SCC.

12/29/2013 10:33:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Do you think the ultimate Tac warrior would enjoy some of my famous white wine spritzers?

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

1/27/2014 09:21:00 AM  

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