Funny People
Just had to move this one to the main page:
- Jingle bells Chicago style
Blasting through the snow; In a big black escalade
Shooters on the run; Knowing that they're made
The witnesses won't sing; They lie all through the night
Oh what fun this city is; With people full of fright
Oh, crime is down; Crime is down; Crime's down all the way
Oh what fun that crime is down; That's what our leaders say
Oh, crime is down; Crime is down; Crime's down all the way
Oh what fun that crime is down; That's what our leaders say
A day or two ago; I thought I'd take a ride
And then this great big thug; Was seated by my side
He took my brand new phone; And hit me in the head
Our public transportation sucks; I'm lucky I'm not dead
Oh, crime is down; Crime is down; Crime's down all the way
Oh what fun that crime is down; That's what our leaders say
Oh, crime is down; Crime is down; Crime's down all the way
Oh what fun that crime is down; That's what our leaders say
So listen boys and girls; Don't be afraid tonight
Police will watch your house; Until the morning light
So if you hear some shots; Gangbangers might get whacked
Don't be concerned our chopper's up; So Santa won't get jacked!
Oh, crime is down; Crime is down ;Crime's down all the way
Oh what fun that crime is down; That's what our leaders say
Oh, crime is down; Crime is down; Crime's down all the way
Oh what fun that crime is down; That's what our leaders say
Merry Christmas and a safe 2014!
God Bless you all.
Retired
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
21 Comments:
Absolutely love it. Deserves an award!
I'm definitely going to enjoy my upcoming retirement!
Weak , keesing bandit,ultimate Tac warrior is much funnier.
LOL should be a sticky every year!
love it.....
LOL. Well done!
I just adore good poems.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Here's my Chicago rendition of 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" called "Grandma Got a Ticket from a Speed Cam."
Grandma got a ticket from a speed cam
Driving home from bingo Tuesday night
You can say there's no such thing as cash grabs
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
She'd been drivin' fast by a park
And we'd warned her to slow down
But she'd had too many lattes
So she dashed out the hall into her car
When she got home from bingo playin'
She had no idea of a wrong
There were no signs of a ticket
As a PO would give her if she sped
Grandma got a ticket from a speed cam
Driving home from bingo Tuesday night
You can say there's no such thing as cash grabs
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Too Damn Funny
Very funny!
The helicopter was actually up on a Tuesday?
Bravo!
Kinda like the old Fractured Fairy-Tails from Rocky & Bullwinkle...
XD XD XD
Posted it on my FB Wall!
Great stuff, really fun take on Christmas - THANKS for the light humor
God Bless Chicago's FINEST and their families.
Is it going to be recorded and by who?
"Dashing through the snow, in a spinning Chevrolet! Through shit-mud we go, laughing all the way! HEY! Jingle-Bells, Chicago smells, ya heard the news todayyy? Rahm's a thief, Dart's a creep and Toni needs a shave!"
Hardy harhar
Toni needs a shave something smells , GOP has forged signatures on election petitions and Lisa and Anita will not investigate
Not much coverage in the news
Chicago... My kind of town.
"Chicago... My kind of town."
12/27/2013 11:46:00 AM
>A Long, Loud, Sad, Sorry Fart-Noise & A Dozen Off-Key Kazoos<
Dramatic Pause:
"Who had said sump'n?"
Yeah... That sums up Chicago.
>SQUIRT!<
Whoopsie!
The municipal undies need changing!
Funny stuff, Happy New Year SCC.
Do you think the ultimate Tac warrior would enjoy some of my famous white wine spritzers?
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
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