Monday, January 13, 2014

Does This Work? BANG!

  • A South Shore woman accidentally fatally shot a 65-year-old relative during an argument about whether the gun would fire, police said.

    Joeann Smith and Willie Smith were arguing about whether or not a gun would fire about 7 p.m. Wednesday at the woman’s home in the 1700 block of East 72nd Street, authorities said.

    During the argument, Joeann Smith pointed the weapon at Willie Smith‘s face and pulled the trigger — shooting him in the eye, authorities said.
Of course, this means no one should ever own guns and all guns should be banned.

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47 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, what a stupid asshole.

1/13/2014 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oops. That's gonna leave a mark.

1/13/2014 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently she didn't follow the four rules of firearm safety.

1/13/2014 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will Garry have this incident categorized as a homicide or lie and file it as something else?

1/13/2014 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid is as stupid does.

1/13/2014 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you point a gun at someone's face and pull the trigger, resulting in the gun going bang, that ain't no accident. That's what is called murder.

1/13/2014 01:27:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

The news mentioned that the victim was originally pronounced brain-dead upon arrival at the hospital.

I'd argue that he was brain-dead long before being shot in the face.

1/13/2014 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will Garry have this incident categorized as a homicide or lie and file it as something else?

Accidental shooting. Want to bet?

1/13/2014 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brain dead? Keep him on life support for months and years alongside McMath. Brain dead can still breath while on a ventilator. We just have to pay to make it happen so we can watch the body decay.
Hey, why no more news coverage of the "poor" girl and her "family"?
Maybe too many questions now need answers?

1/13/2014 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did he see the bullet coming?

1/13/2014 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Dopey Opie said...

During the argument, Joeann Smith pointed the weapon at Willie Smith‘s face and pulled the trigger — shooting him in the eye, authorities said.

I hate when that happens.

1/13/2014 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So I guess it was loaded.

1/13/2014 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look at the recent articles in the trib and times about what they think will happen when people fully have concealed carry. The libs are worried that blood will run in the streets and shootouts will happen over road rage and parking spaces etc etc etc. No end to their fearfull stories and they bring in examples that don't fit the pattern of law abiding citizens arming themselves in other states. Oh the inhumanity of it all!!!

1/13/2014 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now do you "see" what I'm sayin'?

1/13/2014 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reasonable person's 4 rules of firearm safety:

Assume every firearm is loaded.
Control the muzzle direction at all times.
Trigger finger off trigger and out of trigger guard.
See that the firearm is unloaded. PROVE it safe.



Ghetto method of firearm safety:

Hey let me see if this mother fucker works
Point at person's face,
Watch this
BANG!

1/13/2014 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you'll shoot your eye out kid

1/13/2014 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McJersey will use this as an opportunity to categorize ALL weapons holders as being as fucking retarded as these 2 assclowns. i think you can scratch this lady-brainiac off the CCW permit list though.

1/13/2014 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC:
Drudge had this available as a link this morning--complete with a mug shot of this "woman." The mug shot wasn't necessary to know what kind of nimrods were involved in these ghetto shenanigans. Darwinism in action!

MF

1/13/2014 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The news mentioned that the victim was originally pronounced brain-dead upon arrival at the hospital.

I'd argue that he was brain-dead long before being shot in the face."

It really sounds like both victim and perp were brain-dead. The perp still is (it's society's fault, tho').

1/13/2014 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guarantee it'll be classified as accidental (death investigation) & not a homicide.

1/13/2014 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he should have stuck his finger in the barrel...works in the cartoons.

1/13/2014 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was the guy who thought the ammo might have reached it's expiration date. The revolver looks like it was made of stamped sheet metal for $12

1/13/2014 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Darwin Award winners.

1/13/2014 02:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Gen.Insanity said...

Don't shoot till you see the bloodshot of thier eyes.

1/13/2014 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Play asshole games, win asshole prizes...

1/13/2014 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The bullet had deep fryer grease on it for extra velocity...

1/13/2014 05:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She axed him, "watch this"?

1/13/2014 05:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amish need to attend an NRA basic pistol course!!

1/13/2014 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't laugh at the stupid; pity them.

1/13/2014 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This incident and the recent Tampa shooting that resulted from an argument over noise/texting in a movie theater will be exploited by the media in order to fit the liberal medias anti-gun agenda when the facts are many more lives are saved where citizens are armed.

Two blogs Gun Watch & BulletsFirst chronicle almost on a daily basis situations across the country where a gun in the posession of a citizen has saved the day.

Ocassionally, there are situation where stupid people mis-use a gun.

The media and others are very adept at creating a false crisis and not letting it go to waste.

Can someone with homicide investigation experience answer how this woman shooting the victim in the eye is deemed an accident?

It just doesn't sound right, gun is loaded, gets pointed at victim and trigger gets pulled.

1/13/2014 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dummycrats in action
Hospitalization case report , cancel one link card

1/13/2014 07:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Culling the herd.

1/13/2014 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Guarantee it'll be classified as accidental (death investigation) & not a homicide.

1/13/2014 12:44:00 PM

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Huh?

How 'bout misdemeanor battery.

1/13/2014 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bet they both had FOIDcard and ccw

1/13/2014 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chuck Darwin said:

No need to thank me, I always knew I was right.

1/14/2014 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your last comment is called "argument to absurdity." Might want to read up on it.

1/14/2014 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like in the movie "A Christmas Story"..."You'll shoot your eye out!"

1/14/2014 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That defense might actually work in cook county

1/14/2014 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"How 'bout misdemeanor battery."

1/13/2014 09:12:00 PM

Discharging a firearm within the city limits.

1/14/2014 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Oops. That's gonna leave a mark."

1/13/2014 12:10:00 AM

It'll buff out. (hic)

1/14/2014 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The bullet had deep fryer grease on it for extra velocity..."

1/13/2014 05:37:00 PM

Always watch that hand dipping into the bucket of KFC...might be something nasty in there besides the chicken...

* Stops Squeaks

* Protects Metal

* Loosens Rusted Parts

* Frees Sticky Mechanisms

Better'n "Gunslick!"

1/14/2014 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So if we are arguing over whether the carving knife is sharp or not and I stab you to prove that it is sharp, it's an "accident."

Got it.

1/14/2014 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TREAT EVERY WEAPON AS IF IT WERE..... ah whatever....

1/14/2014 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Always watch that hand dipping into the bucket of KFC... might be something nasty in there besides the chicken..."

1/14/2014 11:00:00 AM

LOLZ! Say it once, say a million times... Watch those HANDS!

Like watching the m/fer pacing back and forth in front of the neighborhood pizza-puff, cheese fries and sack o' flamin' hots with taco meat, pump cheese and hot peppers dumped on top emporium after noticing the third asshole in 5 minutes walking up and saying "Hey Cuz! Lemme get some!" then stirring around in the bag, putting the "delicacy" in their mouth and struttin' away...

They're actually funny when you stop giving a fuck and give them wide latitude to destroy themselves and each other.

1/14/2014 05:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"TREAT EVERY WEAPON AS IF IT WERE..."

1/14/2014 11:48:00 AM

"...an oncoming car pulling a tight turn through a major intersection and it's not supposed to hit you, even with you wandering diagonally against the complicated lights, looking down and sending text messages."

1/14/2014 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Always watch that hand dipping into the bucket of KFC..."

1/14/2014 11:00:00 AM

Exploding drumstick?
O_o?

1/15/2014 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we should have a law banning stupid people.

1/15/2014 08:23:00 PM  

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