Monday, October 06, 2014

Another Death Investigation?

  • Detectives were investigating how dismembered human remains ended up in a garage in the Hegewisch neighborhood, police said.

    A male was found dead in a garage in the 13300 block of South Avenue M about 3:20 p.m., said Police News Affairs [...]. Detectives were conducting a death investigation, she said.

    The man was found dismembered, a source with knowledge of the investigation said.
Because the chances he wandered into the garage and just cut himself into disposable pieces are so astronomically high.

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40 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suicide by self-dismemberment.

10/06/2014 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uhhh, could have been just a unfortunate accident . . . ala rahm and the meat slicer.

10/06/2014 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

suicide case closed.

10/06/2014 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guy just walked in the garage and went to pieces.

10/06/2014 03:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could cannibalism be involved for the dismemberment? The body was discovered before it could be fully turned into food. Could there be cannibal(s) living in Chicago?

10/06/2014 04:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The roaches of the ghetto got at him.

10/06/2014 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suicide?? Great write off to keep the homicide rate down.

10/06/2014 07:07:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

If there are cannibals in Chicago, Hegewisch would be the place for them to feed.

I heard cannibals liked Serbian food.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

10/06/2014 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dexter

10/06/2014 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this sound like the girl in 015 or was it 025 that was bound to a chair in a closed factory where she was found DEAD?

She also jumped into this chair and tied herself up!

Death Investigation is just a way to hide the UNSOLVED Homicide in the stats. Even if you ask for a FOIA request they are hidden.

Lets spend the city money on the VRI HOT ZONE and Great Chicago Fire tourist garbage that looks good for the media.

OT: When does McJersey take his Honeymoon leave?

I bet when the cold sets in so he can fly somewhere warm with his new trophy wife.
Wait till she finds out what his real story is?

10/06/2014 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of death Investigations. A little birdie told me the dicks classified a guy shot twice in the face as a death investigation over the weekend. For the life of me I can't remember which district but I'm sure someone in blog land can fill in the blanks. True or not??

10/06/2014 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like an assignment for auto dicks what we like to call a chop shop operation!

10/06/2014 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No surprised, that is one weird neighborhood. Kinda like Mabery on Crystal meth. Too many wanna be mafia tuff guys + ignorant copper's kids!

10/06/2014 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparent Natural.

10/06/2014 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zombies?

10/06/2014 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guy just walked in the garage and went to pieces.

10/06/2014 03:39:00 AM

Thanks for the laugh.

10/06/2014 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought beheadings only happened in the middle east not the south east. I don't suppose the victim was an infidel. Tips and clues. Just using the religion of peace's rationale for all the decapitations for all to see on the u-tube.

10/06/2014 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Could cannibalism be involved for the dismemberment? The body was discovered before it could be fully turned into food. Could there be cannibal(s) living in Chicago?

10/06/2014 04:08:00 AM

Actually it could be. See this story from Australia.


www.news.com.au/breaking-news/killed-and-cooked-trans-woman-was-highclass-shemale-sex-worker/story-e6frfku0-1227081895252

10/06/2014 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now there's a great opening line for a joke. Hey, a guy walks into a garage..................... and the next thing you know he's in pieces hahahahahah.

10/06/2014 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Joe Stein said...

Sounds like the work of Chopper City. I wonder if the victim had a rap sheet.

10/06/2014 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Larry Eyler died in custody some years back, so this is a genuine whodunit, I guess.

10/06/2014 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey it can happen, first he probably cut his left hand and leg off, then chop it off, second he chop his other leg and then put the knife in his mouth and cut his other hand and arm off, third he spit the knife up in the air catching it with a bulls eye right in his throat!!! case closed, and yes this was an accident.....

10/06/2014 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A slice of life in the big city.

10/06/2014 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Investigation revealed the guy was a real cut up.....groan.

10/06/2014 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I blame ISIS! Now it's not a murder it's a act of terrorism

10/06/2014 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.K. Keesing Bandit, fess up. We all know FOR CERTAIN you are a meat eater....especially the Eastern European kind.

10/06/2014 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Detectives stated they only found bones.

It was the reason the person was a afraid to give a lecture because he had no guts.

10/06/2014 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After you chop all your limbs off you bleed until your heart stops. Heart attack death by natural cause.

10/06/2014 07:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the aging process for the "drago" meat! Damn nosy neighbors....the price of kabob's just went up!

10/06/2014 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The incident where the woman was dead bound to a chair happened at a factory in 015 and the lieutenant who made it a death investigation was, wait for it, Walsh.

10/06/2014 07:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's see . . . Husband and mother disappear. Husband found dead. Mother still missing. The wife and daughter is found sitting with a gun. Oh, Lordy -- how will they ever crack the case?

10/06/2014 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has all the makings of Mexican cartel work. This ins't the first time this has happened in that part of the City and nobody wants to talk about that connection.

10/06/2014 10:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guy just came apart after the Bear's debacle Sunday.

10/06/2014 10:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Until proven to be human remains, criminal damage to property. The poor guy came home and saw trespassers had been in his home and went to pieces!

10/07/2014 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A little Patsy Cline seems appropriate...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Odka54ygk

10/07/2014 12:27:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Live meat only kiddies. Besides, I am only interested in whole bodies.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

10/07/2014 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ghetto? You must be either a north sider or Mt. Greasewood that went to Fisher or QM & Mt. Carmel for high school, then you bought your parents house for a dollar GOFY

10/07/2014 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bears fan....like the team, he fell apart

10/07/2014 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He went to pay his water bill and they told him it would cost him and arm and a leg.

10/07/2014 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a suicide in Area One once, stabbed in the back!

10/07/2014 11:32:00 AM  

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