Another Death Investigation?
- Detectives were investigating how dismembered human remains ended up in a garage in the Hegewisch neighborhood, police said.
A male was found dead in a garage in the 13300 block of South Avenue M about 3:20 p.m., said Police News Affairs [...]. Detectives were conducting a death investigation, she said.
The man was found dismembered, a source with knowledge of the investigation said.
Because the chances he wandered into the garage and just cut himself into disposable pieces are so astronomically high.
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
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Suicide by self-dismemberment.
Uhhh, could have been just a unfortunate accident . . . ala rahm and the meat slicer.
suicide case closed.
The guy just walked in the garage and went to pieces.
Could cannibalism be involved for the dismemberment? The body was discovered before it could be fully turned into food. Could there be cannibal(s) living in Chicago?
The roaches of the ghetto got at him.
Suicide?? Great write off to keep the homicide rate down.
If there are cannibals in Chicago, Hegewisch would be the place for them to feed.
I heard cannibals liked Serbian food.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Dexter
Does this sound like the girl in 015 or was it 025 that was bound to a chair in a closed factory where she was found DEAD?
She also jumped into this chair and tied herself up!
Death Investigation is just a way to hide the UNSOLVED Homicide in the stats. Even if you ask for a FOIA request they are hidden.
Lets spend the city money on the VRI HOT ZONE and Great Chicago Fire tourist garbage that looks good for the media.
OT: When does McJersey take his Honeymoon leave?
I bet when the cold sets in so he can fly somewhere warm with his new trophy wife.
Wait till she finds out what his real story is?
Speaking of death Investigations. A little birdie told me the dicks classified a guy shot twice in the face as a death investigation over the weekend. For the life of me I can't remember which district but I'm sure someone in blog land can fill in the blanks. True or not??
Sounds like an assignment for auto dicks what we like to call a chop shop operation!
No surprised, that is one weird neighborhood. Kinda like Mabery on Crystal meth. Too many wanna be mafia tuff guys + ignorant copper's kids!
Apparent Natural.
Zombies?
The guy just walked in the garage and went to pieces.
10/06/2014 03:39:00 AM
Thanks for the laugh.
I thought beheadings only happened in the middle east not the south east. I don't suppose the victim was an infidel. Tips and clues. Just using the religion of peace's rationale for all the decapitations for all to see on the u-tube.
Could cannibalism be involved for the dismemberment? The body was discovered before it could be fully turned into food. Could there be cannibal(s) living in Chicago?
10/06/2014 04:08:00 AM
Actually it could be. See this story from Australia.
www.news.com.au/breaking-news/killed-and-cooked-trans-woman-was-highclass-shemale-sex-worker/story-e6frfku0-1227081895252
Now there's a great opening line for a joke. Hey, a guy walks into a garage..................... and the next thing you know he's in pieces hahahahahah.
Sounds like the work of Chopper City. I wonder if the victim had a rap sheet.
Larry Eyler died in custody some years back, so this is a genuine whodunit, I guess.
Hey it can happen, first he probably cut his left hand and leg off, then chop it off, second he chop his other leg and then put the knife in his mouth and cut his other hand and arm off, third he spit the knife up in the air catching it with a bulls eye right in his throat!!! case closed, and yes this was an accident.....
A slice of life in the big city.
Investigation revealed the guy was a real cut up.....groan.
I blame ISIS! Now it's not a murder it's a act of terrorism
O.K. Keesing Bandit, fess up. We all know FOR CERTAIN you are a meat eater....especially the Eastern European kind.
Detectives stated they only found bones.
It was the reason the person was a afraid to give a lecture because he had no guts.
After you chop all your limbs off you bleed until your heart stops. Heart attack death by natural cause.
This is the aging process for the "drago" meat! Damn nosy neighbors....the price of kabob's just went up!
The incident where the woman was dead bound to a chair happened at a factory in 015 and the lieutenant who made it a death investigation was, wait for it, Walsh.
Let's see . . . Husband and mother disappear. Husband found dead. Mother still missing. The wife and daughter is found sitting with a gun. Oh, Lordy -- how will they ever crack the case?
This has all the makings of Mexican cartel work. This ins't the first time this has happened in that part of the City and nobody wants to talk about that connection.
Guy just came apart after the Bear's debacle Sunday.
Until proven to be human remains, criminal damage to property. The poor guy came home and saw trespassers had been in his home and went to pieces!
A little Patsy Cline seems appropriate...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Odka54ygk
Live meat only kiddies. Besides, I am only interested in whole bodies.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Ghetto? You must be either a north sider or Mt. Greasewood that went to Fisher or QM & Mt. Carmel for high school, then you bought your parents house for a dollar GOFY
Bears fan....like the team, he fell apart
He went to pay his water bill and they told him it would cost him and arm and a leg.
There was a suicide in Area One once, stabbed in the back!
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