Rest in Mayhem
You know what the nice thing was about growing up next to a cemetery? The quiet neighbors and peaceful neighborhood. Not so much nowadays for the neighbors of Mount Hope. Now, it looks like the north side is getting their very own taste:
- Prosecutors said a suburban woman caused $50,000 in damage when she drove through a Northwest Side cemetery Tuesday, smashing into 13 headstones.
Lorraina Medrano, 23, was one of five people charged following a fight in Mount Olive Cemetery, 3800 N. Narragansett Ave., on Tuesday afternoon.
The group had been drinking alcohol when a fight broke out about 4:20 p.m., Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto said during a bond hearing Wednesday.
Alcohol? At a cemetery? Who would've imagined that? Even dead, the gangbangers are managing to screw up quiet neighborhoods. Time to create a giant burn-pit or maybe find an abandoned quarry to ditch the carcasses of the unwanted.
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posted by SCC at 12:35 AM
28 Comments:
Cremation reduces carcasses down to almost nothing. Maybe they were having a wake in the cemetery and it got a little bit excitable. Some groups of people are very emotional.
Yeah, like I mentioned here in an earlier thread, there have been wakes over there with giant PA systems echoing over the whole area, the worst screaming-preaching and horrible, ear-splitting, off-key singing you've ever heard. Like an invasion from Mars, if Martians spoke Spanish.
So what was this in there, the "car club" from Round Lake Beach or someplace? Jeez.
Nice job Det. MF! Your a class act and 1st rate detective!
I always take my mom a couple fingers of scotch when I go pay my respects and toss it on her grave. But drink in a cemetery...ah, no.
The quarry off of I 55 in McCook could hold a million of these ring worms, it would be like burning tires and would take years to burn out.
The south end of 016 has turned into shit in the last 12 to 15 years. At first it was slow and gradual. Now you see it on full display. All of the murders, mayhem, gang fights, gang graffiti, etc. are all there. Now it is creeping up north. The criminal under class has no fear of the off duty police like they used to. Now we are just paper tigers.
South of the border types have been using cemeteries as party places for some time now.
No keeses for them.
Did She have a Lieseence ?
The two males involved are CPS HS students, one from Taft and one from Steinmetz:
• Taft HS student Lukasz Boufal, 18, of the 3800 block of North Neva Avenue, was charged with disorderly conduct.
• Steinmetz HS student Mario Martinez, 18, of the 3700 block of North Nora Avenue, was charged with disorderly conduct.
Mt.Hopeless Cemetary the worst. Fucking assholes show no respect.
Urban terrorist being urban... No respect for anyone or anything. Don't get in the way of their conflicts. We need to ship them to various war zones... Like a French foreign legion or create an escape from New York walked up area
I live by this cemetery. Ever since they started burying gang bangers in it, we've had nothing but trouble.
there are a few graves around here where I could hoist a drink to the dead...
...and a few where I would filter it through my kidneys first.
But who's gonna pay? Certainly not her. Perhaps her car insurance covers this?
The invasion has been going on for some time. Portage Park and Dunning seeing the most of the bullshit.
What a shame.
Have you been to the city parks lately or the forest preserve? Too damn crowded. Cemeteries are the new parks & recreation area for the ghetti. Charge an admission or require a pass to go visit, this will keep the riff out and their shitbox oil leaking low riding 22dubs out.
Nothing is sacred to these bastards.
Surely the responsible adult will pay those damages and all court costs.
Visit St. Casimir to witnesses the cultural take over. And the Catholic cemeteries aren't going to do anything about it.
Anonymous said...
I always take my mom a couple fingers of scotch when I go pay my respects and toss it on her grave. But drink in a cemetery...ah, no.
5/02/2015 02:52:00 AM
I pour a bottle of Irish whiskey over my dad's grave on his birthday. I drink it first though!
Tip your waitstaff well ladies and gents. It's an OLD joke.
I'm not opposed to there being alcohol used in moderation at the cemetery, but I am clearly more interested in the marijuana use over there seeing as this fight broke out at 4:20.
"I live by this cemetery. Ever since they started burying gang bangers in it, we've had nothing but trouble."
5/02/2015 08:41:00 AM
Need to track back to the "funeral directors" who are steering business their way. Name is almost always in side window of hearse.
Landfill more appropriate.
I have a relative buried there, and I tell my family to be careful when they go to pay their respects.
The first time, I went to visit I saw a huge pack
if coyotes (4 legged types ) wandering around,
and I thought they could be dangerous,
little did I know, that the asshole gang bangers
would be more of a danger!
Cemetary staff should just lock the gates with
the bangers inside and let the coyotes have a smorgasbord !
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I'm not opposed to there being alcohol used in moderation at the cemetery, but I am clearly more interested in the marijuana use over there seeing as this fight broke out at 4:20.
5/02/2015 05:35:00 PM
Yes, because marijuana use at 4:20 is different from marijuana use at six? What the hell thought are you trying to convey?
Anonymous said...
The two males involved are CPS HS students, one from Taft and one from Steinmetz:
• Taft HS student Lukasz Boufal, 18, of the 3800 block of North Neva Avenue, was charged with disorderly conduct.
• Steinmetz HS student Mario Martinez, 18, of the 3700 block of North Nora Avenue, was charged with disorderly conduct.
5/02/2015 07:25:00 AM
18 and still in HS?
I never thought I would say this..
Cemeteries should be locked 24/7.
Call the office to schedule a visitation.
Look at the Cemetery that is next to the Red Line off Irving.
The Gates are closed 90% of the time. And the fences are too high to climb over.
There should be 1 separate cemetery for criminal types.
Put all the Outfit bodies in one part.
Put all the Bangers in another
White Collar criminals in another part.
Build a mausoleum for the Daley and Burke family.
Be patient, Coming to a neighborhood near you.
Maybe a Beat car could make a pass through every now and then...?
Anybody...?
Vytautas said...
Visit St. Casimir to witnesses the cultural take over. And the Catholic cemeteries aren't going to do anything about it.
5/02/2015 01:21:00 PM
Up on Pulaski once, across from lovely BNC, bunch of ghetto rats looking for trouble, yelling at me. No one bothering you. Get back on s/b bus and go home. Act like this, have your own "found in a burned-out car" wake in vacant lot over by where you live.
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