Rest in Mayhem
You know what the nice thing was about growing up next to a cemetery? The quiet neighbors and peaceful neighborhood. Not so much nowadays for the neighbors of Mount Hope. Now, it looks like the north side is getting their very own taste:
- Prosecutors said a suburban woman caused $50,000 in damage when she drove through a Northwest Side cemetery Tuesday, smashing into 13 headstones.
Lorraina Medrano, 23, was one of five people charged following a fight in Mount Olive Cemetery, 3800 N. Narragansett Ave., on Tuesday afternoon.
The group had been drinking alcohol when a fight broke out about 4:20 p.m., Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto said during a bond hearing Wednesday.
Alcohol? At a cemetery? Who would've imagined that? Even dead, the gangbangers are managing to screw up quiet neighborhoods. Time to create a giant burn-pit or maybe find an abandoned quarry to ditch the carcasses of the unwanted.
Labels: we got nothing