Monday, August 10, 2015

Aldercreature "Punched"

Another softball thinking he's the police....and gets treated exactly like the police come to think of it:
  • A rookie Chicago alderman was attacked while trying to clear a South Side street of prostitutes, according to a source.

    Ald. David Moore of the 17th Ward was punched in the 7500-block of South Peoria just after 3 a.m. Sunday when he reportedly responded to constituent calls regarding prostitution in the area.

    Chicago police confirm a person called 911 to report the overnight attack as it happened in the city's Gresham neighborhood.

    Police reports say a 49-year-old man was beaten after a verbal argument with another man. The attacker ran off but officers say they were able to track him down a short time later. The 22-year-old male is charged with aggravated battery to a public official and is due in bond court on Sunday.
An how exactly was the lady-of-the-evening supposed to know this was an aldercreature? That's the argument made all the time in court, usually when a plain-clothes officer gets assaulted, battered or worse. Maybe Mr. Moore should be making sure his district is adequately staffed and the resources are available to clear the whores off the street.

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81 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

At 3am, approaching whores is never a good idea. By anyone.

And being an Alderman, can't he pick up a phone and call somebody?

8/10/2015 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably... the first words out of his mouth were,
"I'm Alderman Moore..."
Just like he would say if he was stopped by the police.

Probably... the hooker voted for Moore, sight unseen.
Whores are staunch Democrats... and vice versa.

8/10/2015 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Topic regarding the last post.

Sorry.

Used to get the scum times delivered.

Got annoyed by the bashing.

Look at it at breakfast.

Counter top copy in restaurant.

Like the soduku and patternless crossword, (Got hooked on puzzles in the jury box of branch 72).

But they will never get another dime from me.

Good riddance.



8/10/2015 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3am? Seems like a time a customer might be put there.

8/10/2015 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No way this is the real story. It makes no sense! Had to have been coming home from out drinking. What a jibroni!!!

8/10/2015 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have to admire an alderman that takes a personal stand against crime in his neighborhood. He should be given a medal and free dinner with the Mayor and Gary.

8/10/2015 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An alderman in the 7500 block of Peoria at 3 a.m. On a Sunday morning. Sounds like the Alderman was trying to get a FREEBIE.

8/10/2015 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't that one of those chicken crap laws?

8/10/2015 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only punched?? He got off easy.

8/10/2015 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What was this guy doing out at 3 am... Picking up the prostitute

8/10/2015 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the problem? Didn't the alderman use the line "Don't you know who I am mother trucker?

8/10/2015 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is he one of those dangerous vigilantes your political bosses keep warning us about?

8/10/2015 02:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds to me like ole Dave went down to visit the trannies and they haggled over price and he got punched and now he was "responding to constituent's calls of prostitution in the area." Newsflash! Prostitution has been going on over there forever! Why would he go without police? Why would he show up at 3:30am in his personal car? I smell something fishy... And it's not just the trannie's crotch...

8/10/2015 02:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um......I'm calling BS on this one. The alderman didn't get up to confront a hooker at 3AM for his constituents. Possibly a dispute over payment or services rendered.

8/10/2015 03:37:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

"Ald. David Moore of the 17th Ward was punched in the 7500-block of South Peoria just after 3 a.m. Sunday when he reportedly responded to constituent calls regarding prostitution in the area."

So this dude answers his phone at 3am to address prostitution issues for his constituents?

Hell. Fucking. No.

This stud had a bad reaction to trickin' off is more like it.

Wrong on one point though, SCC. He didn't get treated exactly like the police. The CCSAO approved felony charges for this nobody without batting an eye.

8/10/2015 04:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry media affairs was calling the Area every ten minutes. They love calling Rahms hack at the hall on their cell phones with the inside scoop. See initially they believed the alderman was a customer trying to get a discount. The mystery constituent does not answer phones at 4 am but calls alderman at 230 am. The state attorneys will let this one drag in court for a year or 2 and say the alderman did not show up in court and give the street walker time served.


Does Burke do this too?

8/10/2015 05:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you are telling me that an Alderman not only took a phone call from a constituent at three in the morning, but then got dressed, went out and confronted a pimp and his prostitute because of that phone call? You are way less cynical than me, my friend.

8/10/2015 05:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds more like he was trying to get a date, didn't want to pay out and the pimp punched his ass.
No wait an alderman wouldn't make anything up
Move on, nothing to see here

8/10/2015 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably got his ass beat trying to get a freebie.

8/10/2015 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was probably looking for a hooker and got attacked, but now he spins it that he's the crusader.

8/10/2015 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beat guys were probably down on some form of onerous paperwork required by the ACLU

8/10/2015 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now lets not be so fast the clear the whores off the streets. Some of these ladies, not all, but some, are quite attractive and even decorative.

8/10/2015 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure the alderman wasn't haggling a price or wanting a freebee from the hooker and the pimp got mad?

8/10/2015 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He "responded to calls" at 3:00AM? Bullshit, with a capital B. My guess is that the aldergoof was attempting to strike a deal with the bitch and got into it with her pimp.

8/10/2015 07:09:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Donkey punched?

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

8/10/2015 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Riiight. ... constituent calls..... did your wife buy that story??

8/10/2015 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He should have just paid.

8/10/2015 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the wanna be police alderbarneyfife wanted to get a date! To bad chris Wallace from the old "to catch a predator" series was not interviewing the undercover brother hmm alderman "interesting your here on a complaint let's look into you bag "why do you have mad dog 20/20, condoms in your bag" alderman said reply sir "I'm only here to help this poor girl, just here to talk to her!" Was it a "payment issue?"

8/10/2015 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh boy SCC did you hang one over the plate on this topic.

How is the prostitute supposed to know the victim was an alderman?

Because it takes one to know one!

Home Run!

8/10/2015 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was the alderman in uniform? Did he announce his office? He as able to get agh batt charges for a single punch? Wow apparently police are 3rd class citizens because if that happened to us while in uniform at most we would get battery. It's nice to be connected

8/10/2015 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was this a dispute over payment or payoff?

8/10/2015 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous stash the polski guy said...

next time aldercreature, bring members of media so they can witness and get bitch slapped too.

8/10/2015 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop! Halt! Alderman! Right.... He got a taste of street reality 101.

8/10/2015 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It wasn't a female that "punched him" it was a guy dressed like a woman. The alderman is said to have announced he was the police before the tranny called his bluff. Then it's bel8eved the alderman wasn't punched but his arm was touched and he was pushing for felony agg battery!! So you just happen to be among a group of guys dressed like women selling ass at 3am? Yeah this is legit!!

8/10/2015 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Going out there like that to "clear" the area of prostitutes was just stupid, but I guess I wouldn't have expected anything less coming from one of them.

8/10/2015 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pimpin ain't easy. Knocked the feather right out of his hat band.
Stay off d'skreets and mind your bidness.

8/10/2015 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a trick went bad......I'm not buying the Alderman was there to clear the city of scallywags.

8/10/2015 10:08:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

Wow it seems that Ald. David Moore is one of the few alder-creatures who isn't packing heat. And packing it legally too, just because of his cushy 'job'.

Typically a Chicago Alder-Creature would whip out his 'Alderman Shield', his concealed gun, and shout; Hey knock it off! Don't you know who I am!!
(And if the hooker is attractive, ask how much for 'a date'. (LOL, just kidding here))

I'm sure his seasoned cohorts on the council will clue him real quick on these semi-secret bennies of being 'Law Enforcement'.

8/10/2015 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was he really trying to clear the corner? I think he was trying to get a freebie and was given the bill.

8/10/2015 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He probably flash his aldermanic badge at them while shouting "Citizens Arrest, Citizens Arrest"!

8/10/2015 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha funny

8/10/2015 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kinda freaky deaky heshe lookin alleged offender in my opinion.

8/10/2015 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Out of the car Motherfucker!! said...

Another former Liberal, after having his ass handed to him by the groids!!!!

8/10/2015 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alderman Down.

8/10/2015 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not as easy as it looks hah alderman?

8/10/2015 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The lady of the night probably thought the alderman wanted his usual freebie.

8/10/2015 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Slightly off topic;

Congrats to RP on your successful bid.

We will miss you and your sense of humor here on 2nd watch.

Good Luck RP!

8/10/2015 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A very old state law makes Aldercreatures/Village Trustees & Presidents (mayors) a "Conservator of the Peace". That's why former Aldercreature Dorothy Tillman was waving her snubnose revolver trying to bring a raucus meeting to order. There were efforts to repeal this law - but downstate lawmakers stated their small towns depend on the help of (responsible?) public officials to augment their usually small sized police force. So now Aldercreatures must take a 40 hour firearms training course before they can be armed. They are also given a badge to flash. Bottom line is that the usual legal language "except in cities over 1 million in population" should have been included. The usually sane downstate officials could assist & clowns like "Ho Ho Ho" Dorothy would only be armed with their big mouths.

Are any rookies made aware of this vague state law while they're in the academy?? We don't want another rookie taking the fall due to a crazy law being invoked by a crazy politico who is crazy enough to try to "play police" @ 0300 hours! Let him be crazy enough to tell Rahmulus that CPD is undermanned while they get federal money to do the "Midway Makeover."

8/10/2015 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I call bullshit...3am call to his home about hookers hangin on the corner..BS so instead of calling the District..Batman Moore put on his cape and went to the scene of the crime alone!BS... someone check his home and cell records...sounds to me like a disagreement over price of services to be rendered...nice try asshat... alderbootycall

8/10/2015 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This shithead can say whatever he wants. He was trying to made a date and was talking cheap. A crossdresser cold cocked him for being an asshole.

8/10/2015 01:12:00 PM  
Blogger Travis bickell said...

A constitute called at 3 am. Must of been the same guy rahms son was talking to.

8/10/2015 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the time back in the early 90's when Harley Shencker was the new commander of the 008th Dist out riding around wearing plain clothes in his unmarked. He tried to chase a whore off Cicero. She told him to go f*-$ himself because he was too fat to be the police and she wasnt going to leave because he was just a taxi driver.

8/10/2015 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not go into the district to talk to the w/c? Then go over there with the police to play superalderman. Something stinks here. I do not think it was the ladies of the evening! I do not play alderman, please do not play police alderman. P.S. - Who is the goof who has this alderman's sign hanging in the academy in staff offices in what should be considered a non-political environment? Who are the supvs. in that area?

8/10/2015 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not go into the district to talk to the w/c? Then go over there with the police to play superalderman. Something stinks here. I do not think it was the ladies of the evening! I do not play alderman, please do not play police alderman. P.S. - Who is the goof who has this alderman's sign hanging in the academy in staff offices in what should be considered a non-political environment? Who are the supvs. in that area?

8/10/2015 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He probably also buys rocks and blows undercover at 3 in the morning to help reveal narcotics hot spots, this guy is crime fighting machine!

8/10/2015 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have to admire an alderman that takes a personal stand against crime in his neighborhood. He should be given a medal and free dinner with the Mayor and Gary.

8/10/2015 12:51:00 AM
But did he fill out the contact card. And issue a receipt explaining the stop while printing his name on it?

8/10/2015 02:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmmm, the aldercreature is checking on whores at 3am? Something's fishy.

8/10/2015 02:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hardy har har looks like he took a few blows
was he trying for an aldermanic donation ?

8/10/2015 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are no "ladies" out there. Just the type like Caitlyn Jenner.

8/10/2015 02:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The alderman was punched in the arm and they charge the offender with Agg. Batt? ♠️

8/10/2015 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man I hate getting punched in the 7500 block.

8/10/2015 03:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to reduce alderman from 50 to 20 , it's for the children's .

8/10/2015 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahhahah. The offender is a tranny

8/10/2015 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alderman downlow

8/10/2015 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who was dressed like a woman him and the offender or just him? So confusing!

8/10/2015 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's his story and he's stickin to it?
Hmmmmmm maybe he was trying to get some and he insulted one of them and get popped?
I'd like to check his phone and see if its true that he got some calls from constituents.

8/10/2015 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even in the World's Oldest Profession, life is full of surprises, huh?

Remember when the micro-miniskirts were made of linked-together pop-top rings & tabs? Nice glittery touch.

Reach up under there and discover an unseemly Phallic Treat of the sort one was not expecting.

"The girls (?) all get prettier at closing time..."

...and now he jumps salty, out comes that "badge," and here comes the tiny silver-lame purse with a couple pounds of busted brake pads or something in there for weight.

"Ooo, you brute!" WHAP! upside the head.

Out of your league, guy...

What was that about how they were gonna tax this crowd to help with city financial woes? GAA ha.

Still got your wallet, watch, phone, other bling? Count yourself ahead, and don't pull this again.

Things still OK at home? Don't ask.

8/10/2015 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The truth will come out when this goes to court.

8/10/2015 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this tranny got charged WITH 3 FELONIES. are u fuckin kidding me??? what a double standard. anita should be ashamed of herself. this county is a joke. over what most likely is a money dispute.

8/10/2015 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you see those luscious lips? I bet he could suck a baseball through a garden hose. Just trying to make a few bucks. What else is he supposed to do? Who would hire him?

8/10/2015 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's the Media, if it was a white alderman they would be all over this

8/10/2015 10:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's give the girls some space to express themselves.

8/10/2015 11:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought that was Huggie Bear.

8/11/2015 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you think the tranny left any dna on the alderman's weapon?

8/11/2015 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if this offender got any awards for courage for this transformation like Caitlin (Bruce) Jenner?

I keep thinking of others in the same position, Milton Berle (OK, I am that old), "Gloria" aka Flip Wilson and the cast of Monte Python's Flying Circus.

Don't forget "Wild Bill" of Silence of the Lambs.

8/11/2015 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10AUG @ 0730hrs. Well done with "AlderBarneyFife" !!
SCC:This must be added to our lexicon of names for our beloved AlderCreatues!!

i remember former Ald Wallace Davis pulled a similar stunt w/ hookers in the old 012 Monroe St. Dist. His "AlderShield" was a 7 point star!! He wouldn't say what he was doing until he called the D/C. 15 minutes later, "released w/o charges."

Burke also likes to be an "AlderBarneyFife" & packs a snub in an ankle holster. Burke is car # 2 on the CPD CW 1 or Zone radio. City car w/"M' plates

Rahmulus is car # 1 & Garry is only car # 3.

Other Mayberry Musings: Cook Co commissioners are also Cook Co Forest Preserve "Deputy Police"!
Oh well - Prickwrinkle has her Semi-Sheriff Dart treat all prisoners like "Otis" in the Mayberry Jail, let himself in - let himself out - turn the lights off.

8/11/2015 01:16:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

%$#&*^ &^%$& !!
Why the HELL did I write 'shield'???
(apologies all. I KNOW it's a 'Star'.)

8/11/2015 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agg battery better NOT have been approved. Just like when we get punched daily and it's always simple battery.

8/11/2015 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Oh boy SCC did you hang one over the plate on this topic.

How is the prostitute supposed to know the victim was an alderman?

Because it takes one to know one!

Home Run!

8/10/2015 07:43:00 AM

OUT of the PARK!!!

8/11/2015 06:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make no mistake about it, he was punched by a cross dresser when the (part time employee of the city of Chicago) Alderman was in the area attempting to "pick-up" a hooker. We as cops can read between the line but these news-people need to get their heads out of their asses.

8/12/2015 10:05:00 PM  
Blogger Jeff Janulis said...

People do not know the history of David Moore...he was supposed to be appointed by Daley back when Peterson left for CHA, but Moore had two domestic battery charges on his record from beating up his old girlfriend. he has also spent time in a mental institution for depression after losing a series of jobs. there was, during the campaign, a revelation about him being the victim of child molestation...so Moore's background is very unsavory, but the idiots out there elected him instead of Father Flakey's candidate.

8/15/2015 09:03:00 AM  

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