GASP!!
- The Chicago Recovery Alliance, which helps people addicted to heroin, says its most recent figures suggest a dramatic increase in the number of overdoses on the West Side and in Cicero over the past week.
"suggest a dramatic increase"? Where the hell have these idiots been? We're pretty sure this was covered by Channel 5, Channel 7, Channel 9, Channel 32, both papers, CNN, National Public Radio, and the BBC. We're pretty sure the International Space Station said something about the pile of Chicago junkies being only the second man-made structure visible from space, too. Some blog talked about it, too, and provoked some amusing discussion on the reddit boards.
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posted by SCC at 12:33 AM
14 Comments:
Chapo said he was going to make Chicago his "port city". Thanks, Obama.
A guy once said, "There is an uptick in the increase."
And then he said, "There's a decrease in the decrease of the increase."
Is Chicago setting a new national record for number of heroin junkies and OD's? Are we famous or notorious?
Have you tracked down the source yet?
I don't like junkies, but dead junkies are worse.
These are recreational drug users, who cares?
We fight the laws of nature when we save them.
Some people are slower than others.
they saw a chance to cash in on someone else's story and get a little free PR. that's all it is about.
"Have you tracked down the source yet?"
This was happening in Effingham a few weeks ago.
big ole' batch of bad H.
not that I think there's a problem with that......
These people have an addiction and they will do anything to continue doing heroin.
Isolate them. Put them all together and give them a choice. Continue doing drugs or stop. They will either die or get clean.
This is better then dragging it out for years as they fuck their lives up and other people's lives.
Treatment doesn't work unless the addict has the desire to stop using. The decision to stop is up to the addict. Just because someone goes to treatment means he or she will stop using.
Another government scam taking tax money. Do they publish the so called report? What numbers do they have? Any tips on where the bad Heroin is?
Typical ass hats.
Which village idiot already started to empty the prisons of drug dealers because they're not violent or harmful to society?
And which county idiot wants drug dealers out of CC Jail?
Everytime a junky dies future property crimes are prevented.
>>>Anonymous said...
Chapo said he was going to make Chicago his "port city". Thanks, Obama.
10/07/2015 12:56:00 AM<<<
He is planning to get over "Trump's Wall".
>>>Anonymous said...
Have you tracked down the source yet?
I don't like junkies, but dead junkies are worse.
10/07/2015 02:06:00 AM<<<
The only good junkies is a dead junkies or Dead junkies commit no crimes.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Everytime a junky dies future property crimes are prevented.
10/07/2015 08:09:00 PM
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Absolutely correct.
Cheaper to lock them up than allow them on the streets.
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