- The Chicago Recovery Alliance, which helps people addicted to heroin, says its most recent figures suggest a dramatic increase in the number of overdoses on the West Side and in Cicero over the past week.
"suggest a dramatic increase"? Where the hell have these idiots been? We're pretty sure this was covered by Channel 5, Channel 7, Channel 9, Channel 32, both papers, CNN, National Public Radio, and the BBC. We're pretty sure the International Space Station said something about the pile of Chicago junkies being only the second man-made structure visible from space, too. Some blog talked about it, too, and provoked some amusing discussion on the reddit boards.
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