Sunday, February 21, 2016

DOJ Ride-Alongs?

From a regular e-mailer:
  • It seems the Dept of Justice has been asking to do ride alongs in certain south side districts. The FOP advises that if you are not comfortable with these gas-bags riding along with you, you are within your rights to refuse. We say ask for that cage car and stick them in the back.
Anyone actually seen a DOJ representative riding along in a district yet?

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100 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please ride with me

2/21/2016 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah pull up to the guetto and when they get out the hit the gas leaving them behind... Lol.

2/21/2016 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We don't do ride-alongside anymore. DOJ...no ride for you.

2/21/2016 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take them for the ride along, suggest they focus their "pattern and practice" at the aldermen and mayor's office for the last 30 years... Follow the money

2/21/2016 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are probably hiding somewhere out there.

2/21/2016 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Not Barney Fife said...

Good idea. Give them rides into Englewood, not on N. Michigan Avenue. Let them see the "active" neighborhoods firsthand.

2/21/2016 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL why not ask for Father Michael Pfleger to ride with you? Or Jesse Jackson? Al Sharpton? And have them bring a film crew with them while they are at it? Shit why not bring the mayor and Loretta Lynch too. I'm so glad I hit 20 years next June 30th. Just over a year and I'm done. 22 Years with my military time.

2/21/2016 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"why hasn't Dean ever posted the 990 fors which shows all of the FOP Board members salaries?"

_________________

http://www.guidestar.org/FinDocuments/2014/362/467/2014-362467755-0b908a81-9O.pdf

2/21/2016 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heh...
Yeah...
They're "Law Enforcement."
>Snicker!<

Rumor has it they're pretty smart and have their
graduate degrees in street survival and what not...

Try to get it on camera when a member of Dude Inc.
steps to one of these Feds and kisses him...

"Shit! Don't look at US!
HE wants YOU to be HIS
dance partner! Do what
you gotta. We'll stand
back and just be the
expert witnesses for the
prosecution this time.
Have fun..."

Cue:
A bunch of posts about "Hey! Don't be so mean!
We're all on the same team!"

No the fuck we aren't.
They're here to make their daily bread
by hurting any and all Policemen
on whim and pretext.

Funny...
Not one iota of Federal muscle being expended
on the democratic voting death cultists on the
west and south sides of this city who spray shit
and misery every-fucking-where they venture.

Plus they kill the fucking grass where ever they set foot...

Policemen are easy to target/declare war on.
Being majority very decent people who have
compelling rules and laws to abide by on top
of having certain conditions of employment.

Thusly, you're very unlikely to hear about
Policemen doing shit like aiming a stolen car
at somebody's front porch, winding the seatbelt
around the steerings wheel, lighting it on fire
and depositing a cinder lock on the gas pedal
(or some similar such) in retaliation for being
"targeted."

Now we kind of wish the vertical jungles
were still standing...

It would be worth the aggravation making them
dismount, tag along and troop up 16 to 20 floors
of fun and frolic.

"Watch your ste... Damn..."

It would be a joy to see lawyers with guns
mind broken from seeing the anthropomorphic
lava boiling down the fucking stairs consuming
EVERYTHING in it's path...

All y'all old "up and down Po-leece"
probably still have nightmares
about that shit.

"All I saw were teeth and eyes in the dark..."

The Feds are big boys who have
more and better toys so they can
fend for themselves out there in
the bloody shit-mud running through
the streets in this God-Forsaken city.

Police like you have no friends.

2/21/2016 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make them point out the candidates for ISRs.

2/21/2016 02:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope they like to watch movies.

2/21/2016 02:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he comes with, you can have him do all the paperwork right? But thAt nice DOJ Lawyer filled out the ISR. You mean the DOJ is violating the rights of these poor innocent criminal thugs?

2/21/2016 02:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, not in our district yet but they were in 003, 002 and 025 this period.. starting 3rd period they already have 2 ride alongs per day (mon-fri only) for the entire period just in the 007th district. An assistant US attorney went for a ride along in 003 the other night. I didnt think the US attorneys had anything to do with any of this??? Guess I was wrong.

2/21/2016 02:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that is a great reason to have a body camera on. I would not want to be alone with a DOJ Lawyer.

2/21/2016 03:01:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

You will be able to tell by the smell. You know that the DOJ hack will crap his pants.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

2/21/2016 05:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd do it. Show them what the ACLU pretends does not exist. Shots fired, loitering, donestics, group home brawls, etc

2/21/2016 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they should see the real ghetto rats in their ghetto glory. It could be enlightening.

2/21/2016 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The DOJ will be in the Deuce on Tuesday

2/21/2016 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take 'em and dump 'em deep down in funky town.

2/21/2016 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couple months ago DOJ were riding with two sgts on the west side. It was ackward. I kept my conversations with sgt to minimum.

2/21/2016 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe a ride along in da hood will make the DOJ realize that it's not rainbows and unicorns out there.

2/21/2016 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quit being pussies. Take the DOJ rep out, do a few traffic stops for the oblivious violations you see every five minutes, and do what Coppers do best; bitch and complain about the department! Let them see the shit we have to deal with day in and day out. If you know how to do your job properly and ARTICULATE it you have nothing to worry about. And keep in mind there are doing a complete review of the dept. not just civil right stuff. When they suggest that the department needs to provide better equipment and more officers the city has to comply. Almost all DOJ reviews have resulted in new and better equipment for the departments as well as an increase in hiring.

2/21/2016 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is there to be afraid of if you are doing your job? We are sounding like a bunch of paranoid ghetto ministers. Don't start nothing won't be nothing. Do your job and do it correctly. These ride alongs will be a teachable moment for these DOJ lawyers. It's time to turn the corner and start policing again. That will be my message at roll call. In Gresham we will stand up and hold the line. If you don't like being the POLICE go be a corny suburban cop or bid out to 016. On the south side WE will engage with any DOJ lawyers and show them the realities of being the real police. They will see the good and the bad with respect to the complex social dynamics that cause us to be more thoughtful and innovative in the implementation of our policing strategies! The CPD is about to see its finest hours. We will rise to the level of the RAF' defense of England during WWII. Folks it going to be Good. Folks we ain't in Montana. We are in the greatest city in America. The city of Big Shoulders! Go to Idaho and become Officer Tackleberry. if you can't handle the pressure.

Beat 630. A revolver toting progressive Sgt., who leads from where she stands!

2/21/2016 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let them ride with the W/C.

2/21/2016 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We say ask for that cage car and stick them in the back."

Yes, the ACLU toadies will get a good view from there.

Also, recommended is for the coppers to eat a hearty meal of baked beans, along with a bowl of chili and onions before starting their tour.

2/21/2016 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Monday, December 7, 2015
Justice Department Opens Pattern or Practice Investigation into the Chicago Police Department

As part of the investigation the department will gather information directly from police officers and local officials; community members, and other criminal justice stake holders, such as public defenders and prosecutors. The department will also observe officer activities through ride-alongs and other means; as well as review documents and specific incidents that are relevant to the investigation. Pattern or practice investigations of police departments do not assess individual cases for potential criminal violations; instead they look at incidents for patterns created by systems and practices.

2/21/2016 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we should show them what goes down when boo gets kilt. They can handle the crowds and keep all the play cousins, family, and co bangers out of the crime tape.

2/21/2016 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say let them "ride along" and take them to every crap job. When you get there take 3 steps back. Let them lead the way.,

2/21/2016 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The DOJ people are supposed to be "experts" on policing.
Why would they need to "ride along"?

2/21/2016 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If a district does this, it'd probably be a good idea to do it as a tour only, to show the DOJ what the ghetto looks like. At least the first few times anybody from the DOJ does this, unless they are from the DEA (yeah, right, these are the civil rights division folks, right?), most of the goofs in the DOJ have no idea what a northern ghetto looks like at night.

Overall its probably actually a good idea to let them see what the police deal with. But that's about it. They shouldn't be with officers as they are going to jobs.

2/21/2016 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the wagon's give them a ride in the back their really roomy back there

2/21/2016 09:15:00 AM  
Blogger O W WILSON said...

If you get them in the back of a cage car tell them how bogus the meritorious promotions are. It's a morale killer. Lack of manpower wears on everyone. 13500 was just enough. 12000 is too short. Dispatch policy sucks. We send the police to everything. Other city agencies that should handle problems take tens of hours to come out. Example leave some in the station waiting for Human Services and come back the next day and their still there. Training on the computer is not in-service training.

You get the drift.

2/21/2016 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd happily allow a DOJ representative to ride-along for a tour if they could last that long. It'd be a rude awakening for many of these far-left leaning lawyers.

2/21/2016 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they'd like, they can ride along with me at VRI next month. All that I ask in return is that they pay for the Redbox.

2/21/2016 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or eat a pastrami sandwich in the car with them or copious amounts of flatus producing foods so by the end of the shift you're making them one step from hurling up their lunch

2/21/2016 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember they're from the government and they're here to help( sarcasm off now)

2/21/2016 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've seen them in the back of a cage car. But they had cuffs on. Don't forget your receipt!!!!

2/21/2016 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Worst advice given by FOP you have no fu€@en rights...good look on failing to cooperate with a federal agent case!

2/21/2016 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They need 2 ride in cage car 4 sure, I would hit every pot hole in the city, fuck them and every liberal u run into!

2/21/2016 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A few cops and a Sgt. are assigned to the Superintendents office as DOJ support team.

2/21/2016 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We were told in roll call that refusing is a federal offense. So which is it?

2/21/2016 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would gladly take out some DOJ observers as long as I can take them out in a cage car. I want it so they cant open the door and run out of the car fleeing the scene once they see the real Englewood. Oh,i forgot to mention that I will need 48 hours notice so I can prepare. That is prepare my smoking hot chili a day before so I can share it with them... Windows will be controlled by me. lol

2/21/2016 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about having them ride along and dropping them off in the middle of Englewood and let them find their way back to whatever hole they crawled out from.

2/21/2016 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard through grapevine they will be in 008 tomorrow ???

2/21/2016 02:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't wait for the DOJ to show up in 007 for ridealongs. People will be stepping all over themselves to tell the DOJ all about Bubblehead and how he threatened coppers with losing their cars or having their time due requests denied because they weren't bringing in enough contact cards. We will talk all about how we were harassed on a daily basis to bring in those cards no matter how we did it. Hope your sphincter is getting tight, Boss. You may not survive 4 years in grade to get that Gold Braid pension.

2/21/2016 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fight for residency to be lifted in the next contract, every other city that's tried has done it successfully!

2/21/2016 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Not Barney Fife said...

Good idea. Give them rides into Englewood, not on N. Michigan Avenue. Let them see the "active" neighborhoods firsthand.

2/21/2016 01:09:00 AM

Maybe on a Friday or Saturday night in the summer they can see the oppressed youth wilding on N. Michigan Ave.

2/21/2016 02:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you don't think that downtown will let them ride with real street coppers? It will all be staged for them. Leave them with a nice, warm, fuzzy feeling.

2/21/2016 03:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I had a days notice I was riding along with the DOJ I would eat some broccoli and drink a couple of protein shakes. Then a gyro for lunch. MMMM!!!

2/21/2016 03:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, not in our district yet but they were in 003, 002 and 025 this period.. starting 3rd period they already have 2 ride alongs per day (mon-fri only) for the entire period just in the 007th district. An assistant US attorney went for a ride along in 003 the other night. I didnt think the US attorneys had anything to do with any of this??? Guess I was wrong.

2/21/2016 02:57:00 AM

Have not seen them in 003.

2/21/2016 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe a ride along in da hood will make the DOJ realize that it's not rainbows and unicorns out there.

Exactly, but they don't care. Their mentally is "If you can save one, from injustice", and then sue the CPD it's all a game.

2/21/2016 03:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good...

Maybe something loud and flashy will happen and
these armed lawyers will have to fend off Dude by themselves.

Policemen KNOW street survival.
Feds take a block of instruction...

We can't think of one fed who stood
eyeball-to-eyeball with a crazy m/fer
with a gun in his hand while his eyes
are spinning like a slot machine as
he actively calculates his odds of a win.

>DING! Lemons...<

What's this "Failure to cooperate is a federal crime?"

A real live crime should be the block headed insistence
of these federal "law enforcement experts" riding along
with Chicago Policemen.

Consider the feebs as a very real danger to your lives
and an officer safety impediment.

Training and mindset are too different.
The feebs have the gift of arriving after the fact and 20 years
after that to bring an incident to conclusion.

Policemen deal in the right-motherfucking-now when
violence of action is often the only reasonable recourse
they have.

People are fucked-up in the head with this notion
that a sworn oath of office equates with a willingness
to suffer harm/die at the hands of a criminal because
the sheeple are squeamish about The Policeman
being well versed in the art and use of violence.

We'd prefer to come in peace, but...

Police Common Sense and Survival:

"If violence is the only language you
understand, we speak it fluently."


2/21/2016 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When the DOJ become's aware of how vulnerable our computers are to hackers, Deputy Lewin will be shitting in his pants. The deputy was warned many years ago that even an amateur hacker could break in to our systems,and just ignored what he was told. The CPD I.T. is so outdated that we are considered ancient in the Information Technology world. Clarity and Unisys will not be able to save the Deputy from the disaster that already exist and will only get worse. Bye Bye Deputy Lewin. I hope you find a good spot when you become demoted to L.T.

2/21/2016 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the deal. If you ride with me, you will be handcuffed and ride in the back where you belong.

2/21/2016 04:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is there to be afraid of if you are doing your job? We are sounding like a bunch of paranoid ghetto ministers. Don't start nothing won't be nothing. Do your job and do it correctly. These ride alongs will be a teachable moment for these DOJ lawyers. It's time to turn the corner and start policing again. That will be my message at roll call. In Gresham we will stand up and hold the line. If you don't like being the POLICE go be a corny suburban cop or bid out to 016. On the south side WE will engage with any DOJ lawyers and show them the realities of being the real police. They will see the good and the bad with respect to the complex social dynamics that cause us to be more thoughtful and innovative in the implementation of our policing strategies! The CPD is about to see its finest hours. We will rise to the level of the RAF' defense of England during WWII. Folks it going to be Good. Folks we ain't in Montana. We are in the greatest city in America. The city of Big Shoulders! Go to Idaho and become Officer Tackleberry. if you can't handle the pressure.

Beat 630. A revolver toting progressive Sgt., who leads from where she stands!
...........................Oh look another tool who thinks CPD is the only reall police lol.. Sorry you don't have the smarts to be a cop in the burbs making more money and not having to live in a box in the city.. I give more respect to Sheriffs and State who are patrolling 99 out in the middle of no where.. Btw I am cpd not a burb cop but I respect anyone who is LE unlike your dumbass who still carries a revolver lol! Go pound sand!

2/21/2016 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Beat 630. A revolver toting progressive Sgt., who leads from where she stands!

2/21/2016 08:26:00 AM

Okay...even I know you're full of shit , but your stuck. Either pull the cord and move to a department where they will buy your war stores from your time as a SGT in 6...or continue working CPD and make sure you Back up and Support your Troops.

Leading from the Front means making sure the people behind you come home alive every day and don't get FUCKED by some asshole in the Ivory Tower.

DO your job correctly and the ACLU is still going to be looking for any and all reasons to find a sacrificial goat. And the White shirts above you are going to check you out to see if you can be jammed up for signing off on an ISR that isn't 100% written by Daley loop hole proof.

"I got your Back" as Rahm was looking to shove a shiv into Gary.
"I got your Back" as Rahm happily lies through his teeth over how broke the city is and why your pensions are in such a mess.
"I got your Back" as Rahm tries to butt fuck every union member in the City while enriching the connected the same way that Daley did it for 21 years...and no one talks......and every one elbows their way to the trough to get Commanders Pay for the Detail or House mouse gig's at the expense of "whatever ethics and morals" they Might have had before someone gave them the "wink wink" you take care of me and I'll take care of you....

I get on view arrests or parkers or movers or DOPW or other ANOVs that you can state you visually witnessed.

Proactive, Police Academy 2, Tackleberry shit can and most likey WILL Get a PO sued into retirement if not escorted to the MCC while awaiting trial.




Guy on the Bike.

2/21/2016 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...


What is there to be afraid of if you are doing your job? We are sounding like a bunch of paranoid ghetto ministers. Don't start nothing won't be nothing. Do your job and do it correctly. These ride alongs will be a teachable moment for these DOJ lawyers. It's time to turn the corner and start policing again. That will be my message at roll call. In Gresham we will stand up and hold the line. If you don't like being the POLICE go be a corny suburban cop or bid out to 016. On the south side WE will engage with any DOJ lawyers and show them the realities of being the real police. They will see the good and the bad with respect to the complex social dynamics that cause us to be more thoughtful and innovative in the implementation of our policing strategies! The CPD is about to see its finest hours. We will rise to the level of the RAF' defense of England during WWII. Folks it going to be Good. Folks we ain't in Montana. We are in the greatest city in America. The city of Big Shoulders! Go to Idaho and become Officer Tackleberry. if you can't handle the pressure.

Beat 630. A revolver toting progressive Sgt., who leads from where she stands!

2/21/2016 08:26:00 AM

Those days are gone just like revolvers. Today officers are punished and sued for mistakes. Not worth the risk Sgt. Your great city is busting at the seams and the homicide count will break all records. The ISR report is the straw that broke the camel's back. DOJ is not the enemy, they are here to make improvements. ACLU, BLM and our politicians are the enemy. Gutless, incompetent white shirts lead us from behind. Deescalate is the new buzz word. Lay low until the storm passes, now is not the time to be active. Th price is to high to make mistakes today.

2/21/2016 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about car 41 (KR) initiating a vehicle stop after a shooting a couple blks away with some bangers in it. Not only does he have initiate an investigative stop, but refuses to complete an ISR form on the occupants bc it was a 19P. But he orders his area gang cars to make out the ISR reports. I'm pretty sure that's against G.O. and State Law. Hey bosses, you initiate a stop then you need to complete the ISR.

2/21/2016 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great, now I can't get my nightly 6 pack on Madison. Maybe we'll split a 12 pack.

2/21/2016 06:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't have much time on the job here in the city?! Should I just be applying to the suburbs?! Everyone says it's only going to get worse!? My heart was always with Cpd. But with these idiots trying to lock us up!?

2/21/2016 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wrong on both counts.

2/21/2016 06:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to volunteer (007). And take them to all the crap and drive that shitty Impala that goes down the street sideways and doesn't have anything on it that works properly. If you take them out, don't put them in the new cars. Treat them royally to a chicken bone typical CPD day.

2/21/2016 07:06:00 PM  
Blogger O W WILSON said...

Anonymous said...
"why hasn't Dean ever posted the 990 fors which shows all of the FOP Board members salaries?"

_________________

http://www.guidestar.org/FinDocuments/2014/362/467/2014-362467755-0b908a81-9O.pdf

2/21/2016 01:37:00 AM

@@@@@

we are still waiting for Mark Donahue to post his.

2/21/2016 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Corny suburban cop?? Hey 630, go fuck yourself!!!

2/21/2016 08:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Working tact cop here. I do ISRs only when I have to. I am 100% in agreement on staying fetal. But it's hard when you see someone that is dirty and you can't and don't do anything about it. I ve had 5 on the hood and wonder who could have shot me because I didn't search them because I didn't want to do 5 ISRs and answer at least 225 questions. The fact is ISRs are going to get a cop killed. Then when that unfortunate day comes maybe and I mean maybe the power hungry powers that be will realize they fuked up and change it. I am not going to be stuck writing ISRs that take a long time. But I will always have my gun ready for these savages. They are going to catch on. Why isn't this option "pat down conducted so that I don't get blown away and never see my wife and kids again" a damn option on ISR in reference to why a pat down was conducted. Those things are going to get cops killed. Stay fetal and watch you backs. We are all we have.

2/20/2016 07:39:00 AM
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It looks like the guys on tact are completely retarded. You still have to do the stop reports. All that you did was avoid the stop receipt.

Signed,

An Academy Instructor who teaches ISR policies

2/21/2016 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait for summer, 90 degree night on the west side, then take them on a ride along. Let them see, smell, hear, and be engulfed by the savagery. It will only take one time, then they will stop asking for ride alongs.

2/21/2016 09:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is there to be afraid of if you are doing your job? We are sounding like a bunch of paranoid ghetto ministers. Don't start nothing won't be nothing. Do your job and do it correctly. These ride alongs will be a teachable moment for these DOJ lawyers. It's time to turn the corner and start policing again. That will be my message at roll call. In Gresham we will stand up and hold the line. If you don't like being the POLICE go be a corny suburban cop or bid out to 016. On the south side WE will engage with any DOJ lawyers and show them the realities of being the real police. They will see the good and the bad with respect to the complex social dynamics that cause us to be more thoughtful and innovative in the implementation of our policing strategies! The CPD is about to see its finest hours. We will rise to the level of the RAF' defense of England during WWII. Folks it going to be Good. Folks we ain't in Montana. We are in the greatest city in America. The city of Big Shoulders! Go to Idaho and become Officer Tackleberry. if you can't handle the pressure.

Beat 630. A revolver toting progressive Sgt., who leads from where she stands!

*****You spent 15 years pushing paper in iad. Don't act like you've been humping on the street in the shit. Most of your day is spent in the office on "reports" so save the bs for people who don't know unless you mean you lead from the sergeant's office

2/21/2016 09:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't trust those fuckers. They did ride alongs in St. Louis County after Ferguson and all they were looking for was to jam up guys. They tried to be buddy buddy but their ultimate goal was to get us in trouble.

2/21/2016 11:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What is there to be afraid of if you are doing your job? We are sounding like a bunch of paranoid ghetto ministers. Don't start nothing won't be nothing. Do your job and do it correctly. These ride alongs will be a teachable moment for these DOJ lawyers. It's time to turn the corner and start policing again. That will be my message at roll call. In Gresham we will stand up and hold the line. If you don't like being the POLICE go be a corny suburban cop or bid out to 016. On the south side WE will engage with any DOJ lawyers and show them the realities of being the real police. They will see the good and the bad with respect to the complex social dynamics that cause us to be more thoughtful and innovative in the implementation of our policing strategies! The CPD is about to see its finest hours. We will rise to the level of the RAF' defense of England during WWII. Folks it going to be Good. Folks we ain't in Montana. We are in the greatest city in America. The city of Big Shoulders! Go to Idaho and become Officer Tackleberry. if you can't handle the pressure.

Beat 630. A revolver toting progressive Sgt., who leads from where she stands!

2/21/2016 08:26:00 AM

Your an effin moron...

2/21/2016 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Gran said...

Gotta love the new phrases and terminology on SCC. **laughs** "The liberal democrat voting death cult in Chicago** have to have my SCC dose with my coffee.Emptying out the jails, and having the ACLU and Black lives matter up your ass 24-7 as a police officer sucks. The Media puts the spotlight on ya more often then the over abundance of gang crime.And now The DOJ is here, as well as cops pretty much being told in so many ways they have no rights. I wonder if my body language while getting coffee will be scrutinized too.

2/22/2016 03:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope I get Kevin Hart and Ice Cube for my ride a long

2/22/2016 08:02:00 AM  
Blogger Sir Donkey, esq said...

Make sure you put these guys in the narrative of your arrest reports as witnesses. And make sure you point that out to the defense attorney. Especially if you do a 501.
Let these guys take the stand for a while.

2/22/2016 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

No, not in our district yet but they were in 003, 002 and 025 this period.. starting 3rd period they already have 2 ride alongs per day (mon-fri only) for the entire period just in the 007th district. An assistant US attorney went for a ride along in 003 the other night. I didnt think the US attorneys had anything to do with any of this??? Guess I was wrong.

2/21/2016 02:57:00 AM

The U.S. Attorney's Office is part of the Department of Justice. Guess you WERE wrong.

2/22/2016 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

A few cops and a Sgt. are assigned to the Superintendents office as DOJ support team.

2/21/2016 11:08:00 AM

As well as Commander M.B., formerly of 014.

2/22/2016 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

When the DOJ become's aware of how vulnerable our computers are to hackers, Deputy Lewin will be shitting in his pants. The deputy was warned many years ago that even an amateur hacker could break in to our systems,and just ignored what he was told. The CPD I.T. is so outdated that we are considered ancient in the Information Technology world. Clarity and Unisys will not be able to save the Deputy from the disaster that already exist and will only get worse. Bye Bye Deputy Lewin. I hope you find a good spot when you become demoted to L.T.

2/21/2016 04:19:00 PM

This will never happen. Go back to sleep ...

2/22/2016 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I suspect the DOJ ride alongs actually pose at CIT ride alongs. If that's the case, then yes.

2/22/2016 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:26 AM Ask Officer Van Dyke that question.

2/22/2016 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fight for residency to be lifted in the next contract, every other city that's tried has done it successfully!

2/21/2016 02:49:00 PM

Have you read your contract? It's a state law.

2/22/2016 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That Sgt with DOJ has 7 years on the job and spent the last few months walking around 011 with a scared look on his face. I can't see him doing anything to help us.

2/22/2016 01:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't this the same DOJ that was ordered by a judge to release documents pertaining to the drone strike on an American citizen in Yemen?

2/22/2016 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DOJ is doing ride along a in 007 3rd watch today

2/22/2016 02:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if they want to see how horrible people behave , detail the doj to the 2016 southside saint paddys day parade it will be an experience they will never forget

2/22/2016 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, recommended is for the coppers to eat a hearty meal of baked beans, along with a bowl of chili and onions before starting their tour.

I laughed so hard and couldn't stop laughing while drinking my coffee. Police humor will never die!!!!!

2/22/2016 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What is there to be afraid of if you are doing your job? We are sounding like a bunch of paranoid ghetto ministers. Don't start nothing won't be nothing. Do your job and do it correctly. These ride alongs will be a teachable moment for these DOJ lawyers. It's time to turn the corner and start policing again. That will be my message at roll call. In Gresham we will stand up and hold the line. If you don't like being the POLICE go be a corny suburban cop or bid out to 016. On the south side WE will engage with any DOJ lawyers and show them the realities of being the real police. They will see the good and the bad with respect to the complex social dynamics that cause us to be more thoughtful and innovative in the implementation of our policing strategies! The CPD is about to see its finest hours. We will rise to the level of the RAF' defense of England during WWII. Folks it going to be Good. Folks we ain't in Montana. We are in the greatest city in America. The city of Big Shoulders! Go to Idaho and become Officer Tackleberry. if you can't handle the pressure.

Beat 630. A revolver toting progressive Sgt., who leads from where she stands!

2/21/2016 08:26:00 AM

Your an effin moron...

2/21/2016 11:45:00 PM
Hmm keesing bandit that is your cue! But can she stand? How well rounded is she?

2/22/2016 04:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Beat 630. A revolver toting progressive Sgt., who leads from where she stands!

2/21/2016 08:26:00 AM

Okay...even I know you're full of shit , but your stuck. "snip"
Proactive, Police Academy 2, Tackleberry shit can and most likey WILL Get a PO sued into retirement if not escorted to the MCC while awaiting trial.

Guy on the Bike.

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Okay, that's one of the better synopsises of where shit is at I've read lately from a civilian. And Damn, it came from our not always favorite Finance dude!

2/22/2016 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Working tact cop here. I do ISRs only when I have to. I am 100% in agreement on staying fetal. But it's hard when you see someone that is dirty and you can't and don't do anything about it. I ve had 5 on the hood and wonder who could have shot me because I didn't search them because I didn't want to do 5 ISRs and answer at least 225 questions. The fact is ISRs are going to get a cop killed. Then when that unfortunate day comes maybe and I mean maybe the power hungry powers that be will realize they fuked up and change it. I am not going to be stuck writing ISRs that take a long time. But I will always have my gun ready for these savages. They are going to catch on. Why isn't this option "pat down conducted so that I don't get blown away and never see my wife and kids again" a damn option on ISR in reference to why a pat down was conducted. Those things are going to get cops killed. Stay fetal and watch you backs. We are all we have.

2/20/2016 07:39:00 AM

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Apparently, you are not following your own ending advice. You say to stay fetal but you are not. WTF?

2/22/2016 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not give them true Chicago challenge englewood west side let them observers learn how many animals behave!

2/22/2016 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
What is there to be afraid of if you are doing your job? We are sounding like a bunch of paranoid ghetto ministers. Don't start nothing won't be nothing. Do your job and do it correctly. These ride alongs will be a teachable moment for these DOJ lawyers. It's time to turn the corner and start policing again. That will be my message at roll call. In Gresham we will stand up and hold the line. If you don't like being the POLICE go be a corny suburban cop or bid out to 016. On the south side WE will engage with any DOJ lawyers and show them the realities of being the real police. They will see the good and the bad with respect to the complex social dynamics that cause us to be more thoughtful and innovative in the implementation of our policing strategies! The CPD is about to see its finest hours. We will rise to the level of the RAF' defense of England during WWII. Folks it going to be Good. Folks we ain't in Montana. We are in the greatest city in America. The city of Big Shoulders! Go to Idaho and become Officer Tackleberry. if you can't handle the pressure.

Beat 630. A revolver toting progressive Sgt., who leads from where she stands!

*****You spent 15 years pushing paper in iad. Don't act like you've been humping on the street in the shit. Most of your day is spent in the office on "reports" so save the bs for people who don't know unless you mean you lead from the sergeant's office

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yep,leading from the rear,just like POTUS.

2/22/2016 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Omg 630! I am a female on this job for over 20 years! You are obviously girl that worked desk and made Sgt at your 6 year mark!!! U ever work projects? Wish State St and Federal will still up and running for aclu! Please don't disrespect other female officers by acting like u are the real police in your white shirt in 6! Just keep doing what/who u are doing and keep it real! U aren't approving ISR in the grey area! And thats most stops in the hood! In case no one told u miss 630.

2/23/2016 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

if they want to see how horrible people behave , detail the doj to the 2016 southside saint paddys day parade it will be an experience they will never forget

2/22/2016 04:00:00 PM


Better would be 2016 Bud parade.

2/23/2016 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No problem... ok m. DOJ h-job. Here's the keys. Show me and my partner how it's done. We'll observe in a quiet, nonjudgmental manner while you're getting you're asses handed to you by our fine law abiding citizens. Oh and make sure you give them that f-ing stupid yellow card. Ridiculous! !!

2/23/2016 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...


Corny suburban cop?? Hey 630, go fuck yourself!!!

2/21/2016 08:26:00 PM
My Apologies if the 630 comment was real, but it is so stupid and retarded that it must be a joke.

2/23/2016 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DOJ must justify its existence and the time and effort and money to do this event with the CPD. I really don't think their report will say that they found nothing, all is well and they did not see any bad police behavior. Keep that in mind when you are around them. I don't think they are your friend.

2/23/2016 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw a couple of them at 35th street. Look like a bunch of puds.

2/23/2016 04:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger O W WILSON said...
Anonymous said...
"why hasn't Dean ever posted the 990 fors which shows all of the FOP Board members salaries?"

_________________

http://www.guidestar.org/FinDocuments/2014/362/467/2014-362467755-0b908a81-9O.pdf

2/21/2016 01:37:00 AM

@@@@@

we are still waiting for Mark Donahue to post his.

2/21/2016 07:56:00 PM

@@@@@

Ask at the next meeting to Capparelli when he started paying the higher salary payments to the Donahue/Dougherty/Ag-u-liar/DiMaria/Bailey/Davis/Capparelli City-Wide Team. At what board meeting was it approved at and what general meeting was it voted on? Please ask Sid to produce the tapes of both that board meeting and that general meeting.

I make no accusations but only put it out for discussion.

2/23/2016 09:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


What is there to be afraid of if you are doing your job? We are sounding like a bunch of paranoid ghetto ministers. Don't start nothing won't be nothing. Do your job and do it correctly. These ride alongs will be a teachable moment for these DOJ lawyers. It's time to turn the corner and start policing again. That will be my message at roll call. In Gresham we will stand up and hold the line. If you don't like being the POLICE go be a corny suburban cop or bid out to 016. On the south side WE will engage with any DOJ lawyers and show them the realities of being the real police. They will see the good and the bad with respect to the complex social dynamics that cause us to be more thoughtful and innovative in the implementation of our policing strategies! The CPD is about to see its finest hours. We will rise to the level of the RAF' defense of England during WWII. Folks it going to be Good. Folks we ain't in Montana. We are in the greatest city in America. The city of Big Shoulders! Go to Idaho and become Officer Tackleberry. if you can't handle the pressure.

Beat 630. A revolver toting progressive Sgt., who leads from where she stands!

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Lol. either this lady is nuts to actually post that or somebody in her roll call has a great sense of humor.

-from the burbs

2/24/2016 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Fight for residency to be lifted in the next contract, every other city that's tried has done it successfully!

2/21/2016 02:49:00 PM

Have you read your contract? It's a state law.

2/22/2016 01:48:00 PM

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Only partially correct. The State law only give the City the OPTION to have a residency clause.

2/24/2016 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"That will be my message at roll call. In Gresham we will stand up and hold the line. If you don't like being the POLICE go be a corny suburban cop or bid out to 016. Beat 630. A revolver toting progressive Sgt., who leads from where she stands!" ...

What a load of crap! Nobody needs your "message". How dare you insult our fellow brother + sister officers in the suburbs? They are real officers, too- unlike your sorry, fat lazy ass.

2/25/2016 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Admin message posted recently had "new hires from OEMC" doing ride alongs. They were to be picked up from 35th and were to pick up a vest from the CPIC office and hopin a car in which they were to be dispatching for. Could this be the cover for the ACLU???? Be careful!

2/26/2016 04:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha!! That She-Ra Sgt 630 mess has to be a joke! You guys in 006 are so mean!! Lmao!!

3/02/2016 01:41:00 AM  

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