McCompStat to England?
- Former Chicago police chief Garry McCarthy — famously tough on gun crime, gangs and anti-social behaviour — warned that the capital should expect a shake-up if he gets the job.
Last week The Sun on Sunday told how 56-year-old McCarthy was one of five foreign police bosses being touted to replace under-fire Met Commissioner Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe.
In an exclusive interview with The Sun on Sunday, McCarthy said: “I endorse the idea of having fresh eyes come and look at how the Metropolitan Police operates. If something is working well, I wouldn’t make changes for the sake of it. But one of my mottos has always been: ‘If it’s not broken, how can we make it go faster?’
Good luck London - you'll need it.
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posted by SCC at 12:35 AM
117 Comments:
NYAAAAAHAHAHAAAAH!
If The Met gets McLawEnforcementGypsy
as their boss, will USDOJ follow him to London too?
This goof has lye on his feet or something...
Where ever he sets foot, he kills the grass.
So.... They want the Feds to follow him over seas because they don't have enough problems?
What's his new nick name?
McFish-N-Chips?
McWanker?
Gary?
The English Police normally don't carry weapons.
So the likelihood of Garry being fired because The Lord Mayor of London wanted to cover up a shooting until his re-election was over is pretty slim.
There used to be a blog by a middle level street cop in England.
They were more screwed up than the Chicago CPD.
The bosses found him and made him shut his blog down.
Why would we really do this to an ally? I mean, if this is just payback for the Stamp Act, we have to tone it down or else they'll send the redcoats back! New York I can understand, with the sports rivalries and all that, but a friendly nation? Wouldn't this be contrary to a half dozen treaties?
Advice to McGoober: "If it ain't fixed, don't broke it."
Maybe if he gets the job, it will result in a knighthood for him. Then everyone will have to call him Sir.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/6913995/We-hear-how-top-US-cop-Garry-McCarthy-would-run-London-police.html
I'd love to be a whiskey distributor in England if McFireball gets the gig. They'll probably triple their sales.
Maybe the d.o.j. can make it three departments in a row that they follow him to investigate. Oh wait, it's another country so maybe he's running away.
The article doesn't even use his reported stats since the aren't reliable. They use the f.b.i. numbers.
Good luck and good riddance.
I would have thought Simon Pegg from Hot Fuzz would be the ideal candidate.
But one of my mottos has always been: ‘If it’s not broken, how can we break it faster?'
Fixed it for ya.
I think it's great. Let him experience a gun free utopia first hand. He will need to get a New York to Arabic dictionary so he will be able to understand when immigrants explain to him that he is in a no go zone.
If he gets the job this will be the first department that the DOJ doesn't follow after him with a consent decree.
How sad is it that you have to go overseas to job hunt. How about retire already.
well not off topic but better yet a Gary sighting for the 1st time.>>>> Gary was at the academy range yesterday(Saturday) doing his conceal carry Qual -IROC hmmmmmmm word is/was that he still runs the ship from HQ any insight/truth to that?
McCarthy reminds me of the Denis Leary song "Asshole"- every time I see his name in print I hear Denis Leary spelling out and singing "a s s h o l e" - as SCC would say "unfucking believable" that anybody would consider him for any job- I'm a landlord and I wouldn't hire him to clean my apt buildings toilets.
Well...we know that shit ain't happening! London is not going to hire one of us to oversee their agency.
Blimey. Pip pip. A new job across the pond? Cheerio! Garry will have to develop a taste for a warm pint with his fish and chips. Be on with you now.
McCarthy, what dumbass. I don't think he'll take the job once he finds out how early the Pubs close.
And take that fucking Cmdr Bobblehead with you, asshole! Cheers mate!
Sir McCArthy? Don't we have one of those already? If the UK takes McCArthy it would make the mayor look like a bigger fool then he already is. The CPD will have a black superintendent for sure, no doubt. I think this is good for the new black super will get tremendous heat for not holding down crime in this town and maybe it might slow down a lot of the phony racial accusations. McCarthy had a lot of progressive polcing ideas that a lot of people did not like, but a lot of them were effective. I don't think that any replacement will be nearly as effective or progressive. That ship has sailed.
BLIMEY, this would really get my knickers in a bind
Some people just never go away. Are the pickings that thin they have to look to GMc who came and changed things just for the sake of it? Changes which probably caused trackable crime to rise.
More like "If it's not broken, let's change it all around so it's more like New York so I can understand it better, no matter how much worse it makes it." I'm still surprised we didn't switch to precincts.
"This is an article from 'The Onion', isn't it?"
Before I forget, forget the talking heads advice on sports radio and tv. Denver easily wins this Super Bowl.
Love that we chased this f***er out of the country.
I will say this, those Bobbies don't f**k around either! Watch yourself Garry.
How can this tool actually be marketable? Lies and pandering must be good qualities in the new socialist world.
Blimey!
He'll change everything, and it will reflect in the numbers. Please hire him, then maybe Chicago won't be the murder capital.
If in not mistaken Reno 911 was supposed to skip the pond and do their next movie there. I think that McGoof would fit right in.
Purrrrrfect! I wish this gentleman on the good folk of the sons of Robert Peel. Since they have "gun officers" trained in the use of firearms, he could probably be issued a handgun, in case he comes across any belligerent street lights.
An Irishman being head of the English police. I say, old man, "It ain't gonna happen!"
He thinks he's Alexander The Great! Hey Brits watch your women and your taverns! He will flower your women and drink your bars dry for FREE!
I think it's a great idea; I bet THEIR City Hall ain't callin the shots like Chicago. I wish him well
He's an Imbecile.
Lol
Oh Lord, England needs another idiot.
London police have their hands full, what with the hate preachers and the lack of control when folks decide to loot and riot. I wonder if McCarthy can prevent another British soldier from being hacked to death in the street?
London doesn't need an American police chief or more officers. Just teach the Sir dude how to implement "COMSTAT". That lowers crime all by itself.
McNutt will have plenty of new street lights to shoot out in London.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2609957/Coming-street-near-lights-awake-make-people-ill.html
He did more damage to this department then any other superintendent than any other in the last 20 yrs.
Bully. Know it all. Asshole.
I think this is just another McCarthy ego stroke here. He can't get enough of himself.
Fuck just let it go. You've already had one grabber. Take your giant pension and chill.
The BLM movement would love the unarmed police of the UK. The Police in parts of the UK are so effective that Islamic rape gangs run wild, and are not reported for fear of being islamophobic. In the UK you do not have the right to self defense.
Oh...My...God! Don't do it London!
This statement of his should tell you all you need to know about McFired ......
>>>> "If something is working well, I wouldn’t make changes for the sake of it. But one of my mottos has always been: ‘If it’s not broken, how can we make it go faster?’ " <<<<
Got that. In one breath he says he doesn't change things 'nilly-willy'(Brit Slang) and then in the next he says he does. Making something 'go faster' is a change to what/how something was. At least to normal people it's a change.
And when crime doesn't drop after a month on the job he'll start blaming England's 'Lax Gun Laws' (rotflmao (joke)). Oh, and he'll 'prolly' think your historic Red Street Mailboxes are 'Snitch Boxes' (the guy is a certified moron).
Though on the upside, as top cop of 'The Met', he won't have a gun -- which is a very very good thing. Never give this whacko a gun! He's the infamous, 'Streetlight Assassin'.
Only fair. Rumors that Deb Kirby is back from Ireland for McCarthy's old job here
I always thought the Brits were a smart people. Guess I was wrong.
The Ego has landed.
What a goof
He will love it, no guns allowed in England.......oh, except for the 'gangs', but that is another story.
Cheers!
This will be a proper and smashing addition to the portraits I already have propped above the mantel,
The Great Grimaldi, Benny Hill, Mr. Bean and now...G-Mac.
Finally we know actual bloke that inspired the Austin Powers trilogy.
I don't see it.
The Brit's don't suffer fools very well.
Instead of Tea-Time about 4PM. McStreetlight will have Beer-time.
Absurd!!!! This is without question one of the worst rumors to ever surface with SCC! Yesterday morning at 11:00 hrs., McCompstat was at the Academy certifying for his IROCC. So if he was intending to leave Illinois, I think he would have spent his time doing something else. Also note, he seemed very relaxed and personable. So put the London rumor with the rumor that those SWAT guys have, that Fred will return and restore the Cult of Fred! Baby"G"
Twould be a spanking good time to watch the boorish american make a fool of himself in jolly old England.
A salesman best sells himself...
Off topic -- Hope that po suing for $10 million becomes a trend, dudes family filed lawsuit before autopsy was done, fucking lottery to them.
Po was doing his job and yes the woman was a total accident, I hope in the end the po is all good and gets back to work.
Read this bullshit: San Antonio paper to publish officers home addresses.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/02/07/texas-newspaper-plans-to-publish-names-addresses-police-officers.html
Is London CRAZY. I have been there and loved my time there.
Look at the reasons he has moved from one job to the next? Criminal Investigations follow him. Indictments. All sound familiar......
His management style says volumes on his personality.
DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO.
Pick from within your own Department. It takes less time to come up to speed as the
BOSS and less control problems.
Pick Jody Weiss, first....
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!
He would be a nice addition to your bloody rugby team. I wonder if he will give a speech on the political topic of gun control in the Church of England's Canterbury Cathedral much like he did at the St. Sabina Cathedral. Don't worry, it is not a sacra religious act to speak of politics on a sacred altar.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
What's his new nick name?
McFish-N-Chips?
McWanker?
Gary?
2/07/2016 01:41:00 AM
I'd be betting you could call him McEx-husband if it really comes to pass.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Sir McCArthy? Don't we have one of those already? If the UK takes McCArthy it would make the mayor look like a bigger fool then he already is. The CPD will have a black superintendent for sure, no doubt. I think this is good for the new black super will get tremendous heat for not holding down crime in this town and maybe it might slow down a lot of the phony racial accusations. McCarthy had a lot of progressive polcing ideas that a lot of people did not like, but a lot of them were effective. I don't think that any replacement will be nearly as effective or progressive. That ship has sailed.
2/07/2016 06:31:00 AM
You're ranting. Bordering on babbling. Your logic is nonexistent and your judgment is clearly impaired.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Only fair. Rumors that Deb Kirby is back from Ireland for McCarthy's old job here
2/07/2016 10:29:00 AM
Deb Kirby who fled, under a cloud of cronyism?
He'll fit right in with that fucked up grill of his. There's a picture of him from a NATO interview sporting sunglasses and a big ol' shit-eating grin which showcased his rotten-ass chompers in all their glory. I'll never be able to get that image out of my mind. Yuck!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Absurd!!!! This is without question one of the worst rumors to ever surface with SCC! Yesterday morning at 11:00 hrs., McCompstat was at the Academy certifying for his IROCC. So if he was intending to leave Illinois, I think he would have spent his time doing something else. Also note, he seemed very relaxed and personable. So put the London rumor with the rumor that those SWAT guys have, that Fred will return and restore the Cult of Fred! Baby"G"
2/07/2016 12:18:00 PM
Hey, sunshine, it's no rumor. It's been reported in the British press.
I call bullshit! You can't tell me Metro PD didn't look at his epic failure in Chicago. I think it's Mcjagoff's people just putting this lie out there to repair his reputation. God Bless The Queen!
The whiskey distributors will be LOSING money. I've heard Gary has NEVER reached into his pocket to pay for anything.
Will his new dolly be going with him?
I wouldn't count on this one. It's Bratton's job if he wants it.
Dear Scc. I was having a very bad day, that is until I read this thread. McFired, McLawEnforcementGypsy, McWanker, McFishandChips, McFireball, McGoober, Stamp Act lol, McNutt, McGoof. I think I like Sir McWanker!
McPint!!!
Anonymous said...
He did more damage to this department then any other superintendent than any other in the last 20 yrs.
2/07/2016 09:33:00 AM
Really? I don't think that you have been paying attention. Uncle Terry did a whole hell of a lot of racial and political gerrymandering at the beck and call of Daley.
I think the London cops and English cops in general have the right idea. Only issue firearms to certain selected and trained police, and they have to keep them locked in the trunk of their squad until given permission from higher to deploy a firearm.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
He will love it, no guns allowed in England.......oh, except for the 'gangs', but that is another story.
2/07/2016 11:30:00 AM
Not true actually.
Certain types of firearms are legal to own in the UK. Harder than hell to get, but you can own. Rifles and Shotguns basically. No legal pistol ownership by persons outside of LEO or Government or Northern Ireland. If I recall correctly.
Regards,
Guy on the Bike.
WTF!!! I had to go to the boonies to qualify for IROCC!
If the Royal family is looking for a court jester I suggest the soon to be fired Lt DW for the job. He used to keep ole Garry McMerlin in stitches!
London streetlight beware.
Panic in the streets of London!!!!
2/07/2016 12:19:00 PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
A salesman best sells himself...
2/07/2016 12:24:00 PM
So does a
whore...
London has no idea what they maybe in for. Mc nugget is like a descendant of the keystone cops. Im sure he has lots of charts ready to explain away any crime they may have.
To 1.41am,,,,,,McWanker. I Love It
Garry just wants to be able to get a free trip to London for the interview. He's a top contender until he spouts that the street Bobby needs to replace his uniform helmet with an eight point round crown cap. The Guardian newspaper will accuse Garry of trying to set up a secret police station (like the one he built in Homan Square) in the basement of Buckingham Palace. And they'll make him promise to stay out of the nightclubs which stay open later than the pubs but are controlled by the Arab mafia.
Hey, if they didn't pay attention to what was going on in Chicago when he was here, too damn bad.
Hope they don't let him have a gun. He'll have to throw rocks at the streetlights.
I don't see it.
The Brit's don't suffer fools very well.
2/07/2016 11:48:00 AM
Their politicians are about as dumb as ours. Their countries are going to shit from ISIS and other immigrants.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Absurd!!!! This is without question one of the worst rumors to ever surface with SCC! Yesterday morning at 11:00 hrs., McCompstat was at the Academy certifying for his IROCC. So if he was intending to leave Illinois, I think he would have spent his time doing something else. Also note, he seemed very relaxed and personable. So put the London rumor with the rumor that those SWAT guys have, that Fred will return and restore the Cult of Fred! Baby"G"
2/07/2016 12:18:00 PM
Excuse me? Since fucking when can a non-Cop City Employee just use the Jackson Range?
Cause if we can, I'll be down to take my training with Fred McAllen if he still has Unit 124 duty
Finance Guy on the Bike.
From Father Fakers Facebook page:
I guess some Cop is upset with me, and decided to take it out on my Parishioners....Yesterday and Today during Church Service A Plainclothes cop With a Gray SUV with M plates ticketed folks up and down Throop street, If you are one of those who received a ticket BRING IT TO ME TOMORROW.....all this while the City left our main driveway to the parking lot tore up all weekend......I don't know whether it is our Flag at Half-mast or me going to beverly...but ytou have messed with the wrong Church!!!!!!!!! ALSO, When I get the tickets I will post his Star number
>Absurd!!!! This is without question one of the worst rumors to ever surface with SCC! >Yesterday morning at 11:00 hrs., McCompstat was at the Academy certifying for his >IROCC. So if he was intending to leave Illinois, I think he would have spent his time >doing something else. Also note, he seemed very relaxed and personable. So put the >London rumor with the rumor that those SWAT guys have, that Fred will return and >restore the Cult of Fred! Baby"G"
It could take some time for things to go through; The wheels oft turn slowly , if at all.
That being said they can certainly keep him if they want him for some crazy reason.
Britain is so screwed up, this would make perfect sense. Sir Gary.
Re: PO suit against the deceased estate. Here is one case I found- (Reif v. Shatayeva, 2013 IL 114925).
I'm still looking for something that addresses an action taken against the deceased's estate. I know there have been actions taken against deceased Detective's estates but don't know the outcome or decisions by the courts. I will keep searching and will share what I learn. I think we need to start taking action such as the PO is doing.
Did anyone see zoggs graduation his hat was blocking his eyes. Then I remembered zogg has X-ray vision.
Dear Garry our department was not perfect before you came, but when you left, you left this department in a total state of disaster! The CPD must be ran by an insider not an outsider, To put it mildly you pretty much destroyed this department and fired more officers than any superintendent. I don't know how you climbed the ranks in New York, but it wasn't with brains I can tell you that.
ZOGG's eye is on the one dollar bill
I'm sure MBA schools across the nation will use his quote and teach about his style of management for decades to come.
Yelling and screaming is always an effective trait.
Anonymous said...
well not off topic but better yet a Gary sighting for the 1st time.>>>> Gary was at the academy range yesterday(Saturday) doing his conceal carry Qual -IROC hmmmmmmm word is/was that he still runs the ship from HQ any insight/truth to that?
2/07/2016 04:17:00 AM
How about us rank and file retires? Why can't we use the dept range for HR218? We now have to go to the burbs and go thru the state.
Oh well, the HR218 is no good in England. AND if he moves to a different state the HR218 is no good till certified in that state....LOL
Yipppeee! Go, Garry!
(No, really. GO, Garrrrrrrry. Far away. Go.)
WTF!!! I had to go to the boonies to qualify for IROCC!
2/07/2016 04:29:00 PM
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Nothing special for Garry....the Academy offers IROCC qualification for any qualified retiree. As a retired officer (NYPD) and an Illinois resident, he qualifies for IROCC.
The English Police normally don't carry weapons.
So the likelihood of Garry being fired because The Lord Mayor of London wanted to cover up a shooting until his re-election was over is pretty slim.
2/07/2016 01:56:00 AM
+++++++++++++++++++++
and the streetlights won't be in danger.
well not off topic but better yet a Gary sighting for the 1st time.>>>> Gary was at the academy range yesterday(Saturday) doing his conceal carry Qual -IROC hmmmmmmm word is/was that he still runs the ship from HQ any insight/truth to that?
2/07/2016 04:17:00 AM
His email wasn't disabled right away and he continued to use it like he still ran the place. Sent some bizarre ones...
McTosser
As an ex London Met officer may I make a comment? We have a government that has made no secret of the fact it hates the police and is trying to 'reform' them. We had compstat and league tables whereby everything was compared - and it all backfired but were we good at manipulating figures. Some of the ideas that are being implemented over here are -
1) Only graduates to be recruited (new recruits already have to pay for some of their basic training and there is no guarantee of a job at the end). Training has been drastically cut so people come on the job with a reduced knowledge base.
2) Direct entry at Inspector and Superintendent ranks - in the UK this is roughly the equivalent of Lt and Capt. So with no prior experience and you can be running a station or dealing with a critical incident. My belief is they will get just enough training to be dangerous to other officers and the public.
3) Numbers being cut - the UK police have lost 18000 officers since 2010. The population of the country is about 65 million and rising and London is meant to have a 10 million plus population any time soon. The number of UK officers is about 120,000. The French have a similar sized population. They have 250,000 police, all armed, in the UK we have about 6,000 trained to use firearms,
4) The cut in numbers is apparently ok as our Home Secretary has said any shortfall in numbers will be made up by volunteers who will be used to investigate serious crime.
The idea of a non UK Commissioner has been mooted for some time. The politicians would like an outsider as they would do as they were told. I am told that Bill Bratton was being lined up for the Met job but after meeting the Home Secretary and her advisers he used words to the effect that what she knew about policing could be written in large letters on the back of a small envelope.
We are largely stuffed over here, the situation is such that vacant Chief Constable jobs are not attracting applicants and experienced officers are leaving. Could be worse but I don't know how.
Deb Kirby aka Slurpee,Cook County Sheriff is looking for you to serve you papers for lawsuits from coppers you falsely tried to destroy!!do you still own property in Chicago?
Saw Gun Magnet at the Target store trying on a trench coat while speaking with a British accent. It was hilarious, he kept saying "shit and fibs, shit and fibs" I explained that fish and chips goes into your mouth and to stop saying what comes out. Whaaahaaaaha.
McDumbass already has a nice high paying job over at United Services. He and Chief Tracy are both working for Tony Dancers buddy Rick Simon. It's funny how tiny dancer fires McDumbass but then he goes to work with Tiny Dancers buddy. Things that make you go hmmmmm.
I think the London cops and English cops in general have the right idea. Only issue firearms to certain selected and trained police, and they have to keep them locked in the trunk of their squad until given permission from higher to deploy a firearm.
2/07/2016 03:31:00 PM
Then you're a fucking moron.
Anonymous said...
Dear Garry our department was not perfect before you came, but when you left, you left this department in a total state of disaster! The CPD must be ran by an insider not an outsider, To put it mildly you pretty much destroyed this department and fired more officers than any superintendent. I don't know how you climbed the ranks in New York, but it wasn't with brains I can tell you that.
......
That is not true and now that's why you now have the DOJ in town.
Sir Talksalot.
Reminds me of the John Wayne movie about the Chicago cop who goes to England to bring back a fugitive.
Brannigan, I think it was called.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Deb Kirby aka Slurpee,Cook County Sheriff is looking for you to serve you papers for lawsuits from coppers you falsely tried to destroy!!do you still own property in Chicago?
2/08/2016 04:54:00 AM
Kirby attempted to go after a great person,and that great person maybe an anomaly,a legend someone that saves many lives,someone with super human powers super human reach he is the great ------! You don't mess a superman, you don't tug on superman's cape right Debbie!! You were run not just out of town but out of this country that's real power right Debbie?
Ireland has more pubs. Just saying...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Absurd!!!! This is without question one of the worst rumors to ever surface with SCC! Yesterday morning at 11:00 hrs., McCompstat was at the Academy certifying for his IROCC. So if he was intending to leave Illinois, I think he would have spent his time doing something else. Also note, he seemed very relaxed and personable. So put the London rumor with the rumor that those SWAT guys have, that Fred will return and restore the Cult of Fred! Baby"G"
2/07/2016 12:18:00 PM
Excuse me? Since fucking when can a non-Cop City Employee just use the Jackson Range?
Cause if we can, I'll be down to take my training with Fred McAllen if he still has Unit 124 duty
Finance Guy on the Bike.
2/07/2016 06:38:00 PM
He's retired Law Enforcement. He can use the range.
Excuse me? Since fucking when can a non-Cop City Employee just use the Jackson Range?
Cause if we can, I'll be down to take my training with Fred McAllen if he still has Unit 124 duty
Finance Guy on the Bike.
2/07/2016 06:38:00 PM
He's retired Law Enforcement. He can use the range.
2/08/2016 10:28:00 PM
Since when never happens and I can twll one thing for sure. You CANNOT qualify for IROCC on the academy range. Do you think most of the retirees chose to travel to Joliet to qualify if we were allowed to qualify at the academy. Check IROCC list of ranges that you can qualify in and the academy is not on it.
How will he be able to get drunk and shoot out streetlights if he can't have a gun there?
2/08/2016 10:28:00 PM
Since when never happens and I can twll one thing for sure. You CANNOT qualify for IROCC on the academy range. Do you think most of the retirees chose to travel to Joliet to qualify if we were allowed to qualify at the academy. Check IROCC list of ranges that you can qualify in and the academy is not on it.
2/09/2016 09:32:00 AM
You can qualify for IROCC at the academy range.
Just ask the guys that were there last Saturday for IROCC.
Call the academy and ask them.
Since when never happens and I can twll one thing for sure. You CANNOT qualify for IROCC on the academy range. Do you think most of the retirees chose to travel to Joliet to qualify if we were allowed to qualify at the academy. Check IROCC list of ranges that you can qualify in and the academy is not on it.
2/09/2016 09:32:00 AM
You can qualify for IROCC at the academy range.
Just ask the guys that were there last Saturday for IROCC.
Call the academy and ask them.
2/09/2016 10:53:00 PM
No sense in calling the range. You would have to Call IROCC They are the ones issuing the cards, not the academy
2/09/2016 09:32:00 AM
You can qualify for IROCC at the academy range.
Just ask the guys that were there last Saturday for IROCC.
Call the academy and ask them
You sir are correct. Didn't call the academy but did call IROCC and they said you can qualify at the academy and they are the agency issuing the card.
Don't forget the radical Muslims in England
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