Sunday, February 07, 2016

More Silly Calls

A few more of the ones people sent in:


It's a string lady. Kid is fine.


Um, yeah. Fire refused, but notify Animal Control squad.


Rectum? Damn near killed him. Anyone need a court date that bad?

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57 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's a "crack" joke in there somewhere.

2/07/2016 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

See ACLU? Now the cops won't even search rectums for contraband! Bet you ACLU bastards would love it if the cops did search someone's rear end. I hope all you schmucks at the ACLU have a lot of blood on your hands.

2/07/2016 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We all know some soft as hell officers that would start digging for nuggets to get that dope arrest.

2/07/2016 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, tying a one year old to a door knob in a hallway (even with a string) and leaving them for who knows how long isn't "fine".

2/07/2016 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I paid good money for those damned drugs! Tell him to give them to me!"

2/07/2016 02:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The problem is there are pervs that might scoop up the poor kid.

You just don't leave a kid in a public hallway.

2/07/2016 02:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Were they her drugs she wanted returned?

2/07/2016 02:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope the car that answered the second call carried lots of eye bleach.

Imagine rolling up on a naked Hillary Clinton off her meds?

2/07/2016 02:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you post theses jobs on here SCC?

I may have missed a comment on how to.

I gotta good one

2/07/2016 04:45:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

That lady should search her boyfriend's rectum. I'm sure she's traveled that highway previously.

2/07/2016 05:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Doc Proc said...

Boy oh boy if that last screen dosen't just call out for one more job for McStreetlights. He was a real asshole cop.

2/07/2016 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We deal with assholes every day, but that doesn't mean we want to make it literal. I'm guessing she was upset because they were her drugs and she wanted them back. Either she already had enough drugs, or not enough of whatever she was prescribed for her mental illness.

Would this be an ISR and a TRR? Someone call the ACLU.

2/07/2016 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha!!! Sgt is gonna earn that extra pay raise! Bring some gloves?

2/07/2016 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably should hide Tamikas phone number. Don't give CPD some ammunition to shut SCC down

2/07/2016 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rectum call. They were probably her drugs and she wanted them back.

2/07/2016 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A string a one year old can hang himself on. I hope the Po.'s locked daddy up. Remember there is reason blind companies warn you to watch your children around them.

2/07/2016 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The last one is hysterical. How many times a day do you spit out your coffee reading these in the police car? At least it has to give some humor to your day.

Stay safe, Oh, by the way did the Sgt search for the drugs?

2/07/2016 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

do not think the string was the issue----it was that caller was not home....and they left a 1 year old - alone ---in a hallway---tethered to a door........the lack of care and respect for each other is the issue....asinine calls, violence, damage to property, theft and general slum filth are the symptoms.

2/07/2016 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) will definitely not watch half time show as a matter of fact not even going to watch super thug bowl this year another anti-police rant by a black billionaire pos:

http://variety.com/2016/music/news/beyonce-formation-music-video-1201699214/

They don't want the police fine done!!!!

2/07/2016 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay fetal not fecal!! What is wrong with the fine citizens of crook county.

2/07/2016 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does the whole city need a babysitter? And, uh, proctologist?

Stay safe, take care of each other.

J.J.

2/07/2016 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I watched Robocop from 1987 today.... I was thinking wow, today in 2016 he would had been thrown under the bus, railroaded, end up at call back, federal court, sued and get an excessive use of force charge on him and possible prison time--- besides that, he only went to a few calls and did no paper. I think Robocop would had said fuck this shit job.

Rip Murphy/Robocop

2/07/2016 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard on the radio this morning that a real nutty female (wanted for murder) was picking her toes inside the DunkyDonuts at Chicago & State, the management didn't seem to mind, but they later called police on her when she suddenly started screaming.
Was it an ingrown toenail ?
Anyone get that screen shot?

2/07/2016 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet most of those calls were generated by the "community"
The same "community" that hates and distrusts us.

2/07/2016 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT - I went to Yellowstone Park a few years back and saw this sign.....

Do not feed the Bears. They may become dependent and unwilling to forage for themselves. They may exhibit aggressive behavior toward visitors.


Thank you LBJ!!

2/07/2016 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

while outside st sabinas........http://abc7chicago.com/news/father-pfleger-apologizes-after-chi-raq-flag-flies-above-us-flag-at-st-sabina/1187174/

2/07/2016 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man... That sh*t is da sh*t bro

2/07/2016 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And just think these people has the same voting power that we have.

2/07/2016 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got gloves? Love to read that booty rock ISR

2/07/2016 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enjoy the Superbowl everyone! If your celebration gets too intense, please give up the keys, designate a driver or call a cab. If need be, call the station to make arrangements. Nothing worse than a Monday morning headline putting additional fuel on the fire. Keep an eye out for each other and keep each other safe.

2/07/2016 01:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Booty Call. Booty Call. I think I got a Booty Call.

2/07/2016 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Searching the crack for crack. Love to read that ISR report.

2/07/2016 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have been showing these pics to my neighbors and friends. Keep it up.

They never understood what kind of BS we are assigned to handle.
Let alone that they allow these people to use a phone.

As a thought of transparency????

These type of calls should be exposed to the public to show what Police are expected to respond and handle.

2/07/2016 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my 45 year old son is drunk , I want him out .
my 9 year old is disrespecting me , he won't go to school.
my baby daddie knocking at my door and won't leave , 0230hrs , can we say booty call.

2/07/2016 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The problem is there are pervs that might scoop up the poor kid.

You just don't leave a kid in a public hallway.

2/07/2016 02:11:00 AM

Yeah, that's the ONLY problem I can see there...

2/07/2016 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you post theses jobs on here SCC?

I may have missed a comment on how to.

I gotta good one

=======

e=mail it as an attachment to him

2/07/2016 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
A string a one year old can hang himself on. I hope the Po.'s locked daddy up. Remember there is reason blind companies warn you to watch your children around them.

2/07/2016 07:39:00 AM

Say, what?

2/07/2016 02:28:00 PM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

One of my favorite things witnessed on this job was watching hypes (especially the Lilly white suburbanite variety) putting the dope they just copped from Joe into their mouths. Dope that Joe just removed from his ass or from under his balls. Shooting that heroin was probably safer than tasting Joes ass and balls.

2/07/2016 02:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gives NFI a whole new meaning. Incredible.

2/07/2016 02:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After our belittling obnoxious speech from our W/C in 017 it's obvious he would still obtain a CR# or SPAR for those jobs. Hey Lt an actual leader would go first and show us how to do it. Why not leave your office and do 10 ISRs as a leader instead of talking to us like children from your bully pulpit. At times like this clueless idiots are exactly what we don't need.

2/07/2016 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your call will be directed to the ACLU

2/07/2016 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, I'm going to disagree with you. The kid is a year old, tied to a doorknob. The strangulation possibility, alone, is hazardous, even if a person was nearby. The child was also left alone.

2/07/2016 03:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rectum? Damn near killed em!

2/07/2016 04:54:00 PM  
Anonymous stash the polski guy said...

yep, must be boring around Sabina. faker flying a chiraq flag? did he snitch on him self to get the news truck out there so he could offer his empty apology? oh how I wish that clown would get that proverbial foot so far up his ass that it has to be surgically removed.

2/07/2016 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really? I only care about the poor dog....

2/07/2016 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
while outside st sabinas........http://abc7chicago.com/news/father-pfleger-apologizes-after-chi-raq-flag-flies-above-us-flag-at-st-sabina/1187174/

2/07/2016 12:15:00 PM

Father Faker is now whining on his FB page that some Cop lit up the area today with parkers for all of the parishioner vehicles.

2/07/2016 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All those drugs, damn near wrecked 'em.

2/07/2016 09:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

011 homicide with bloody isr in the crime scene. ACLU named as second offender

2/07/2016 11:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

""I paid good money for those damned drugs! Tell him to give them to me!"

"What you do, lady, is go down to the local drug store (the legal one) and buy some DulcoLax and put it on his cereal. You'll have them drugs in no time. Just rinse 'em off."

2/07/2016 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Father Faker is now whining on his FB page that some Cop lit up the area today with parkers for all of the parishioner vehicles

He said that we should continue to do our job. If that's how some officer down there chose.to do his job...good for him! "No parking" signs are there for a reason. Let that asshole buy some property and build a lot.for.his flock. He wants the police to do our jobs, but on his terms? FUCK HIM!

2/07/2016 11:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Father Faker is now whining on his FB page that some Cop lit up the area today with parkers for all of the parishioner vehicles

He said that we should continue to do our job. If that's how some officer down there chose.to do his job...good for him! "No parking" signs are there for a reason. Let that asshole buy some property and build a lot.for.his flock. He wants the police to do our jobs, but on his terms? FUCK HIM!

2/07/2016 11:39:00 PM

Yes, he wants the police to do their jobs, but on his terms.
You expected something different from him?

2/08/2016 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh!
Booty Dope?

No doubt there are idiots still out there "Coal Mining"
to keep their blue jeans and backwards ball cap spot.

That elusive magic Crack Rock...
The stuff (Ugh!) of dreams.

2/08/2016 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
A string a one year old can hang himself on. I hope the Po.'s locked daddy up. Remember there is reason blind companies warn you to watch your children around them.

2/07/2016 07:39:00 AM

Say, what

I think they were talking about window blind shade strings. Some small children have hung themselves.
I guess you must be one of those people who tie their curtains in a knot, Me. Say What

2/08/2016 05:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You will suffer much this year. It's the election.

It's just a power struggle. Politics. Good luck.

Hacker's publish DHS/FBI info. Welcome to the T-Party @zz hats.

http://www.ibtimes.com/hacker-publishes-over-9000-stolen-dhs-employee-details-ahead-fbi-agent-database-dump-2297749

2/08/2016 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice Richard Pryor shoutout SCC.......You are telling your age!

2/08/2016 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Father Faker is now whining on his FB page that some Cop lit up the area today with parkers for all of the parishioner vehicles

He said that we should continue to do our job. If that's how some officer down there chose.to do his job...good for him! "No parking" signs are there for a reason. Let that asshole buy some property and build a lot.for.his flock. He wants the police to do our jobs, but on his terms? FUCK HIM!

2/07/2016 11:39:00 PM

Yes, he wants the police to do their jobs, but on his terms.
You expected something different from him?

2/08/2016 12:06:00 AM
faker simply "obey the law" look at the Chris rock video about how to not get a#@ kicked by the police, show it in your fake church teach your children well! Why did the coward cardinal never remove him? Why is what is left of Caucasian parishes their priests get moved ever few years but not him! Fill that basket right church? no more sorry!

2/08/2016 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2/08/2016 01:05:00 AM, check out the "gang" guys from up north coming to 011 and acting like they're doing something! Locking people up for "attempted" possession? PUHLEEZE! The worst part is that one of them is actually from here and acts like he was given to golden ticket because he's in gangs!! HAHAHA!! Dude, you're a joke and you were a joke on the watch. Don't strut around like a peacock when all you're doing is whoring yourself out in order to wear jeans dumbass.

2/10/2016 04:35:00 PM  

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