Wednesday, March 09, 2016

Witness for the Prosecution

Hilarious:
  • So--Bill Clinton was in Austin today--kissing reverend asses at macarthurs restaurant at 5412 w Madison--some chick was driving by--and spots the offender that robbed her the day before--she sees all the state police escort cars and runs in the restaurant screaming for help--the secret service all but shit themselves--the 1cpd po and 1 Sgt from 015 were the only ones that took action and captured the offender--Bill Clinton was listed in the report as a outcry witness
We can hardly wait for the subpoenas to come down.

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50 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You cannot make this up. Thank God for CPD.

3/09/2016 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Slick Willie is another liberal that does not like the police. He is not as bad as Hillary, but he shares her sentiments about the military and law enforcement.

3/09/2016 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Thurston Howell III said...

Bill Clinton on West Madison? Great Caesar's Ghost, is the man mad?

I don't think there are any French restaurants, polo equipment stores, or yacht brokers on Madison? Why would someone drive down Madison?

You wouldn't catch me there. I don't think any restaurant even serves tea and crumpets,let alone some Beef Wellington.

Last time I drove my Rolls through a neighborhood like that, I had people coming up to the car touching it. They thought someone was filming an MTV video.

They had never seen a real Rolls-Royce in person.

Lucky for me, my dealer isn't in "that" neighborhood.

Car dealer! Egads, get your head out of the gutter!





3/09/2016 01:46:00 AM  
Anonymous 29 and a day said...

what a great story

3/09/2016 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The SS shit themselves when faced with having to take action to solve a real crime.
Again the CPD makes the Feds look bad, but it is the CPD which is now under the microscope of the Feds. And the citizens will march at the drop of a pin claiming all police are ruthless killers and abusers. Never a march proclaiming the CPD to saving a life or solving a crime.

3/09/2016 03:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you say that the Supeonas will "come down'?

Bill will be there.

3/09/2016 04:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if Bill will be visiting Hillary in prison?..

Will Hillary let Bill date when she's in prison?..

3/09/2016 04:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus, you can't make this stuff up !!! If there's not a movie in this I don't know what is ???
RonS

3/09/2016 05:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I did not have sexual relations with that woman...Ms Victim

3/09/2016 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Capture Officers. Funny things happen in real life. Where the heck was Emanuel?

3/09/2016 06:11:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Leo would have kicked ass if he had been there. Welcome to the wesside Slick Willy.

3/09/2016 06:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ole Billy Jeff certainly knows how to attract the chicks. Also, he is our first black president. I wonder if his SS detail procures meat for him, the way his state trooper driver and body guards did back when he was governor of Arkansas?

3/09/2016 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The crime in Chicago is to be handled by CPD. Why have you even noticed those County cars which are supposed to help, only find stuff for CPD to do. Otherwise those county guys are doing less than the ones working VRI.

3/09/2016 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isnt it interesting that the last 24 years, 16 of them have been under a democratic president yet blacks in this country are still the highest unemployed and live in poverty and crime ridden areas. The race pimps like it that way, including the Clintons.

3/09/2016 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But did they do an ISR on Bill?

3/09/2016 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope an ISR was completed or NO praise for you!

3/09/2016 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the female needs to take another look at Clinton, he's probably the guy that felt you up that one time.

3/09/2016 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Feds all of them don't know how to police. They're actually instructed not to take any police action unless someone's life is at risk. It's always, observe and contact "the local police." The way they get out of this is by saying they are only there to investigate federal crimes that are enforceable by federal statues.

3/09/2016 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the police should start going to these democratic conventions. Get a few handfuls of warrants and serve'em. Makes sense they'd go to the party that supports their criminal, welfare lifestyle.

J.J.

3/09/2016 08:28:00 AM  
Blogger Navyman25 said...

This is funny I can't believe this story !!!!!!!!!!!!

3/09/2016 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When she yelled out, "He rob be me!", everyone turned and looked at Clinton..... LOL!!!!

3/09/2016 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The secret service are not the local police. Their primary mission is to protect a dignitary. Anybody with any time on this job knows this. Even if you don't like the dignitary they are protecting,local crimes are not their concern.

3/09/2016 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Feds are worthless in their suits, great job 015th district officers. We are the frontline in a war waged against us made by CPD brass, BLM, the media, Rahm and his dwarf aldermans... Be safe officers...

3/09/2016 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA!

3/09/2016 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought there was a separation of church and state? I guess when it comes to votes, democrats embrace religion and religious leaders. Democratic appointees to the bench and democrat legislators seem to impugn religion. It was the courts that ordered universal religious values and teachings from the schools replacing it with secular beliefs. Democrats are no friends to the free exercise of religion and their old fashioned teachings. The democrats war on religion.

Follow the money. Look at how much money is forwarded to these reverends through their churches to administer after school government funded violence programs, government funded food pantries, government funded local health care clinics, government funded homeless/warming shelters etc. When the Clintons aren't in bed with K Street, they spread the redistributed government collected wealth to those endorse the Clinton candidate and get out the votes. Through the non-profit Sunday sermons on the pulpit. Money. Money. Money. Show me the money slick Willie.

3/09/2016 10:46:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

Billy-Jeff will come back and voluntarily testify for the prosecution only under one condition ......
...... Anita hooks him up with a woman while he's here.
(rotflmao)

3/09/2016 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh thats classic. Ironically he has an opportunity to actually help his constituents but we know he wont because he only cares about their vote. He doesnt care that all the neighborhoods in Chicago where his constituents come from are exploding with violence everyday.

3/09/2016 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny, when you hear about Bill's visit to that restaurant on multiple news outlets, they all leave out the part about CPD taking action. They just play a soundbite of slick Willy's frail phlegm-choked voice warbling more lies and nonsense to bamboozle the easily-bamboozled.

3/09/2016 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wouldn't think the Secret Service would ditch the guy they're supposed to be protecting to chase a robber. That would be pretty poor form for them.

3/09/2016 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Hot Pursuit said...

Let me guess....Bill running around yelling hands up dont shoot
The real police up another run

3/09/2016 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Good Capture Officers. Funny things happen in real life. Where the heck was Emanuel?

3/09/2016 06:11:00 AM

Probably in the safest place in the world. Behind Bill and his wall of secret service agents.
No, seriously, the Clintons have really distanced themselves from Rahm. He's bad karma these days.

3/09/2016 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old Retired Guy Here Again .......!! Had To Chime In On This One. This is So Classic West Side !! There is no Peace for the Police in these districts. Someone, will always be waving them down, to report a crime or past offender. Most people do not understand how much the Police are needed and called to duty in these districts. Bless You All, and Know That You Must All "Hold Fast" Thru This Nightmare We Are Going Through.

3/09/2016 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't Bill ask for her to sit on his lap and talk about the incident and how the Police might abuse the offender and how sillary is gonna take care of all the wrong doing Police

3/09/2016 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Willie at 1 time had big crowds but now that trump is running like hillary handfuls show up if that many! Clintons have stolen hundreds of millions they are history when Trump takes office he promised to have a forensic investigation of the clintons! many are saying hillary is running for her life because when she loses prison will be in her windshield, in the rear view mirror the criminal things she has done! The Benghazi (See movie 13 hours excellent hillary let those men fend for themselves) American heroes endorsed Trump they know a real American winner!

3/09/2016 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) This is interesting guess it is not just CPD bosses that are political seems the White House is going after FBI director for politics after they are investigating hillarys criminal emails! getting crazy everywhere:

By Cory Bennett and Julian Hattem - 03/09/16 06:00 AM EST

The aggressive posture of the FBI under Director James Comey is becoming a political problem for the White House.

The FBI’s demand that Apple help unlock an iPhone used by one of the San Bernardino killers has outraged Silicon Valley, a significant source of political support for President Obama and Democrats.

Comey, meanwhile, has stirred tensions by linking rising violent crime rates to the Black Lives Matter movement’s focus on police violence and by warning about “gaps” in the screening process for Syrian refugees.

Then there’s the biggest issue of all: the FBI’s investigation into the private email server used by Hillary Clinton, Obama’s former secretary of State and the leading contender to win the Democratic presidential nomination.

A decision by the FBI to charge Clinton or her top aides for mishandling classified information would be a shock to the political system.

In these cases and more, Comey — a Republican who donated in 2012 to Mitt Romney — has proved he is “not attached to the strings of the White House,” said Ron Hosko, the former head of the FBI’s criminal investigative division and a critic of Obama’s law enforcement strategies.

Publicly, administration officials have not betrayed any worry about the Clinton probe. They have also downplayed any differences of opinion on Apple.

But former officials say the FBI’s moves are clearly ruffling feathers within the administration.

With regards to the Apple standoff, “It’s just not clear [Comey] is speaking for the administration,” said Richard Clarke, a former White House counterterrorism and cybersecurity chief. “We know there have been administration meetings on this for months. The proposal that Comey had made on encryption was rejected by the administration.”

Comey has a reputation for speaking truth to power, dating back to a dramatic confrontation in 2004 when he rushed to a hospital to stop the Bush White House from renewing a warrantless wiretapping program while Attorney General John Ashcroft was gravely ill. Comey was Ashcroft’s deputy at the time.

That showdown won Comey plaudits from both sides of the aisle and made him an attractive pick to lead the FBI. But now that he’s in charge of the agency, the president might be getting more than he bargained for.

“Part of his role is to not necessarily be in lock step with the White House,” said Mitch Silber, a former intelligence official with the New York City Police Department and current senior managing director at FTI Consulting.

“He takes very seriously the fact that he works for the executive branch,” added Leo Taddeo, a former agent in the FBI’s cyber division. “But he also understands the importance of maintaining his independence as a law enforcement agency that needs to give not just the appearance of independence but the reality of it.”

The split over Clinton’s email server is the most politically charged issue facing the FBI, with nothing less than the race for the White House potentially at stake.

Obama has publicly defended Clinton, saying that while she “made a mistake” with her email setup, it was “not a situation in which America’s national security was endangered.”

But the FBI director has bristled at that statement, saying the president would not have any knowledge of the investigation. Comey, meanwhile, told lawmakers last week that he is “very close, personally,” to the probe.

Obama’s comments reflected a pattern, several former agents said, of the president making improper comments about FBI investigations. In 2012, he made similarly dismissive comments about a pending inquiry into then-CIA Director David Petraeus, who later pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge for giving classified information to his mistress and biographer, Paula Broadwell.

3/09/2016 01:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When ole girl came running in exclaiming at the top of her lungs, " He took it. He took it without permission". All eyes focused on the former president. The pastors began to blush in embarrassment anticipating another sexual assault victim.

It was learned it was just a street level robbery not a sexual assault victim, a collective sigh of relief by leaders of the westside collective was observed. When it was learned it was not an organized robbery of Wall Street by current and former elected officials who write the laws and control federal regulating authorities, the federal law enforcement authorities in suits also exhibited a sigh of relief.

3/09/2016 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heh...

Even the usual urban gun-play would have been
funny as fuck to see.

Which way would the feebs run?

It sure as shit WOULD NOT have been toward
the ruckus.

That's for you mean, hateful, racist, overly large and
overly aggressive, too quick with your fists and guns,
culturally insensitive, angry blue collar Mt. Greenwood
living, former Catholic League footballers, wrestlers
and boxers to do.

The feebs get to lay back and take 20 years to comb
through what you resolved to act on in the blink of an eye.

They tend not to do well with urban shit that pops up out
of the ground right in front of them like our constant
companion, Mistuh Skull-Man...

Unscripted.
No rehearsal.

Just you, your wits, your ass
and whatever tools you have
on you to keep the skin on
said ass, mostly intact.

3/09/2016 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Secret Service is not here to deal with local crime. Their mission is first and foremost protection. You might not like them but at least know what their actual job.

3/09/2016 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The secret service are not the local police. Their primary mission is to protect a dignitary. Anybody with any time on this job knows this. Even if you don't like the dignitary they are protecting,local crimes are not their concern.

3/09/2016 08:54:00 AM

God, you're a tight ass.

3/09/2016 03:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


The secret service are not the local police. Their primary mission is to protect a dignitary. Anybody with any time on this job knows this. Even if you don't like the dignitary they are protecting,local crimes are not their concern.
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But they will take action if they on view an incident. Had a case in 002 when you know who was first elected when a U. of C. student got robbed of her purse. Knuckle head runs right past the Secret Service agent sitting in his car. Agent took off after him and made the tackle on 50th street. My partner and I show up after responding to the 911 call and find the agent on top of dude who has a machine gun pressed against his head. Just sayin that they do have some guys that will get involved.

3/09/2016 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Gran Torino said...

This is why I love this site **laughs till I cry XDDD ** Its almost a skit on Saturday night live.

3/09/2016 05:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Send that info over to Fox/FNC and Drudge if you have it. (Hillary [blackout] the Identifiers)
Only in Chicago, that a pimp can't go to a restaurant and get a 2 piece with a little flat hand politicking.
Whole damn town just up and bogus.
How's the coleslaw in that place?

3/09/2016 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When she yelled "He robbed me!", did Bill say "I dindu nuffin!"?

J.J.

3/09/2016 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The crime in Chicago is to be handled by CPD. Why have you even noticed those County cars which are supposed to help, only find stuff for CPD to do. Otherwise those county guys are doing less than the ones working VRI.

3/09/2016 06:59:00 AM

That's because the CPD bosses told our bosses to make sure we passed it off, so CPD got the stats not us.

3/09/2016 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would the secret service leave their posts for some west side bullshit?

3/09/2016 09:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the female needs to take another look at Clinton, he's probably the guy that felt you up that one time.

3/09/2016 07:45:00 AM

At band camp?

3/09/2016 09:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would u arrest the guy from a 24hr old robbery? If the victim knows him, then it sounds suspicious. If the victim doesn't know him, then get his info for the photo spread.

3/09/2016 10:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha, she knows offender , that could be a 19-p.

3/10/2016 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Correction to Thurston Howell at 0149 hours.

Back in the Day, Donald Campbell aka Don Juan, aka, Magic Juan, aka Bishop Magic Juan used to tool around Austin in his emerald green Rolls Royce or emerald green Cadillac. All his whores had a gold star set into one of their front teeth, like Roland Harper of the Bears used to have......boy, those were the days......

3/10/2016 07:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Willy hit on the chick? ♠️

3/12/2016 05:50:00 PM  

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