Go Summer Mobile!
Hilarious if true:
- SCC,
Summer Mobile is operating as 4400 units, and they're working the west side tonight - 011, 015, 010. No beaches there, so all this noise about "more cops to keep the beaches safe" turns out to be BS.
So the Summer Mobile Force isn't going to be anywhere near the beaches? They stripped every District/Unit of 2 Officers to create a reaction force of eighty cops? Amazing.
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Amazing but maybe the CPD's reserve and last line of defense against overwhelming evil, wickedness and mayhem. Hopefully the beaches will take care of themselves.
So what are saturation teams, gang teams and tac teams for? Uhmmm
It certainly appears to be true.
If I read the AMC message about the reincarnated VRI program correctly, it appears that THOSE coppers will be stationed beachside, in the foot tunnels, etcetera. They're even waiving the activity requirement for July and making it available for D2 and D2A pay grades (can you say "DESPERATION"?). The way placement along the lakefront by seniority and by the area/district in which the officer normally works is a total abortion that screams 'grievance' and needs to be discussed at another time.
Anywho... from all appearances the department that never fails to disappoint when it comes to sticking it in the ass of the rank and file has come through yet again. They okeydoked all these fucking dildos that just HAD to get away from pushing a beat car on 1/W across town. Those entitled 3-7 year wonders never seem to want to listen to what the old timers tell them time and time again.
I certainly hope it's true cuz I've got a pocketful of "I told ya so" and "Suck it up, Buttercup" ready to go.
I'll say it again for all the hardheaded motherfuckers that still seem to think this farce of a department has their best interests in mind: don't volunteer for shit on this job. You are merely a pawn and your use and abuse by this job is entirely in your own hands. You can allow them to treat you like a Madison and Kenton whore or you can be smarter than the average bear and coast through with your sanity, health, assets and freedom in tact when it's time to pull the pin.
John Q public has to fend for himself at the beach. It's like the opening scene of JAWS, when he says don't go in the water and the Mayor is telling everyone it's safe.
Watch the right hand and listen to what Mandrake the Magician is saying, don't watch the left hand.
The 80 Fools!
4400 Beat numbers. Gangs West and S O S beats. That's funny we were kicked out of 15 for a year because they didn't like our style. Good luck. It's a hard act to follow.
Yo Taxpayers..............No police for you
Eighty police, three watches, three precincts?
My God, the officers will be almost visible!
The administrations keep saying no units, however they keep putting up half ass ones. Just form a unit and get it over with. Apparently they see the need for one.
Pathetic.... no sun block for them!
True, I'm in the unit and have yet to see the beach. At least the bosses are cool.
Activity based as well. The ones detailed to it by reverse seniority are disgruntled as hell. The rest are flying around like lunatics tying up the air on bullshit. Taking working officers from units with better hours and sticking them in this shitty detail makes no sense. They already worked these areas and did the same fucking thing that they want them to do now but with absolutely no perks.
SCC - It truly is Summer Mobile Farce. Let's see if they hit the beach over July 4th holiday weekend. Or will they be fluffing Barb West's pillows?
Retired .38 spl +P
The summer mobile force is the last hope for a safe and sane summer.
Yup. All smoke and mirrors. Wouldn't be tolerated anywhere else but this festering shithole of a city.
Anyone who believed they would be "CPD Baywatch" is soft in the head. One of my friends in a ghetto district decided to volunteer, saying that "I could use some time away from the ghetto, it'll be a nice break." Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. I tried to tell him. Now he's f'en pissed.
Why would anyone volunteer for something, when they never clearly even outlined what it was?
Sorry guys, but I don't feel sorry for anyone who volunteered. The city would never just GIVE us a good opportunity like that, it's always what's in their own best interest.
I DO feel bad for the reverse seniority guys and gals though, talk about getting the shaft. Especially the ones that went from nice districts, units, or the detective division.
Stay safe!!!!
Come on man, all these districts have big parks with lagoons and volleyball nets, sounds close enough to me
I'll bet the two dogs from 12 who are assigned to the school are sorry they went. They went to summer mobile because they didn't want to work a beat car. I'll bet a 12th district beat car looks pretty good right now. One is lazy and the other has no business being the police. Bahahahaha!
....via reverse seniority
idiots. appease the ghetto rats.let the tourists and good citizens fend for themselves on the lakefront.
Fucking pathetic
Aaaaaand?
The usual useful idiots who signed up
thinking they were going to be breathing
the sweet summer breeze blowing
in from the lake?
Instead, you'll be smelling the usual unwashed ass,
leather gym shoes rotting on sweaty feet
with no socks and the breath of m/fers
with an aversion to drinking unmolested
water and eating green, leafy vegetables
and so on...
You high tax paying lake front people
are told by Rahm yet again to shit
in your own hats as he strips yet
more Police presence from YOU
because he is more afraid of the
noisy non-contributors than he is
of some of the very people who
pay some heavy freight to keep
the lights on at this shit-show
called Chicago.
"WAH! You Cops are mean and hateful
and you have no civic spirit! That's why
we need to make you change your nasty,
combative and sarcastic tone!"
It was on this blog numerous times, and it was in the order. Summer Mobile was to be deployed "where needed", not just the beaches.
The name was just to fool you. If you read SCC, and if you read the order requesting bodies, you have yourself to blame. It was written down clear as day.
Enjoy working the busiest days of the week every week all summer.
Mostly, be safe.
What about Gay Pride Weekend? There will be thousands of vulnerable, and drunk/high out of town Gays wandering about the 019th District, including a Gay Aldercreature or two. The 019th Dist. cannot handle it alone, and some of the businesses have actually hired off-duty cops, but it may still not be enough. Summer Mobile "2.0" needs to be deployed to Boystown. Remember, if one of these Gays gets hurt, it will be International News. Baby"G" Stay Fetal, Stay Fetal; Chicago Values, Chicago Values.
Yep. Sort of a citywide task force-y, mobile strike force-y kinda thing. Hmmm...
Complete joke, just like everything else on this department!!!!!!
And they just disbanded the wicker park bar detail. Once again areas with the highest property taxes, get the least police service.
Isn't there a Beach Street in 015?
And with RDO's etc what will they have on duty when the squirrels run lose from one end of the City to another. We all know what a political plunder is and this is it, feeding a turd on a fresh bun for the news media to smear all over their faces. By the way are the troops on 10 hour shifts 1800-0400 ? We know the dogs roam the streets till the sun comes up.
What a joke.
A lot of those officers were drafted into that by reverse seniority so I'm sure they're highly motivated.
BLM! That's why..
If true this is the best bait and switch move to date. Duped the department, citizens , and the media.
Can't say I feel bad for anyone that volunteered. You should know better
Well, it be summer and they is mobile...you know.
So the brain trusts at 35th actually pull 2 beat cars per district and abandoned the almight strategic VRI deployment campaign.
Volunteers or reverse seniority? (010,011,015 guessing no seniority is over 10 yrs there anyway)
Any word about airing out the stuffy perennial resident house mice for a little active patrol availability duty ?
Didn't think so.
Which way to the beach, gotta run and sun my buns.
The beaches will do just fine without the Summer Mobile. Save it for the real hot spots.
This whole thing just didn't sound right from the get-go.
Hastily assembled and using 009 as base for Summer Mobile?
None if it pointed to it being a true Summer Mobile.
Once again the department doesn't disappoint.
I'd call CPD a Mickey Mouse operation but I don't want to offend Mickey
Don't forget to apply your sunscreen & hair gel. Hee Hee Hee!
Not completely true I saw 44s out at north Ave beach at just before midnight. There were also coppers on atv/papv on the beach so hopefully that continues because the situation was way more contained than a couple of weeks back.
Illusion and slight of hand is the new police model. We can no longer do anything given the parameters we must work under with the Progressives protecting the criminals, so we pretend to.
My God.....When are the SHEEPLE going to FINALLY have ENOUGH of all this Phuqery going on.......
SOS, TRU, MSF, Part 4!!! So the lakefront will continue to be ruined for law-abiding people, but the "underserved communities" will once again be OVERSERVED police resources. And in this climate, the dept still got 92 POs to volunteer for this.
Hey to be fair i think 3 or 4 cars got to go to the beach last night lol
"What about Gay Pride Weekend?"
6/25/2016 08:35:00 AM
Just heard a news story -- some people in San Francisco are complaining that their parade will be LESS SAFE this year because of the extra police presence!
I know, I know -- de-fund the police and the "community" will patrol itself...
"Instead, you'll be smelling the usual unwashed ass,
leather gym shoes rotting on sweaty feet
with no socks and the breath of m/fers
with an aversion to drinking unmolested
water and eating green, leafy vegetables
and so on..."
--Thanks, you now owe me a new keyboard.
Aren't there lagoons in Douglas and Garfield parks?
SOS, TRU, MSF, Part 4!!! So the lakefront will continue to be ruined for law-abiding people, but the "underserved communities" will once again be OVERSERVED police resources. And in this climate, the dept still got 92 POs to volunteer for this.
Tru and msf don't deserve to be in same sentence with Sos.
The beach at 63rd & Ashland is overrun with parasites
I'm in the unit. Some cars go to the beaches. Some go to the ghetto. Luck of the draw so far. I don't like that the Sgts are pushing for activity. Yeah, blow me. No bicycles or PAPVs (ATVs) for us. No shorts, no ball caps.
SOS, TRU, MSF, Part 4!!! So the lakefront will continue to be ruined for law-abiding people, but the "underserved communities" will once again be OVERSERVED police resources. And in this climate, the dept still got 92 POs to volunteer for this.
6/25/2016 10:56:00 AM
You're a complete moron. So, you think the Detectives especially and some of the POs volunteered?
Thank you for detailing me to this joke of a detail. I will be meditating for the next 86 days.
summer mobile strike force!
Who works the 6700 units?
Phuqery .......Damn just wasted perfectly good Ginger Ale out the nose on that one
This summer a CCW is going to take some type of action downtown or near the beach, wouldn't want to be that test case but what is CPD going to do then ? What are the folks at Cook County going to do ?
SeƱor Fart says:
I'll say it again for all the hardheaded motherfuckers that still seem to think this farce of a department has their best interests in mind: don't volunteer for shit on this job. You are merely a pawn and your use and abuse by this job is entirely in your own hands. You can allow them to treat you like a Madison and Kenton whore or you can be smarter than the average bear and coast through with your sanity, health, assets and freedom in tact when it's time to pull the pin.
I'd say that says it all. Will you morons EVER figure it out??!! Doubt it cuz you jokers seem to like having the dept stick it deep in your pooper. "The bosses seem cool" says the beach patrol police at 225AM. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Hey kid, your hail gel is showing!
SOS, TRU, MSF, Part 4!!! So the lakefront will continue to be ruined for law-abiding people, but the "underserved communities" will once again be OVERSERVED police resources. And in this climate, the dept still got 92 POs to volunteer for this.
Task force, SOG, Gangs N,S,W
all the same bs
At the end of the summer the Department will say " were keeping the unit, stay if you want" they will give 10 hr days, and romance the new kids.
Summer Mobile "2.0" needs to be deployed to Boystown...
except they are RDO on sun/mon....so not working 4th (holiday)....but they will be available for Bud
I heard De-Escalante was there speaking to the troops the other day.
I wonder if he was passing out lube for the fucking they were about to get.
Every weekend the 1st watch in 014 is down
4-5 cars. Not to mention someone on 1422's
beat wanted a beat car on his/her block for the whole
summer & guess what!!?? They got their
wish. For the WHOLE SUMMER!!!!(just because). Not to mention any
beat car that has to be down on a shooting mission.
So 4-5 blanks on the sheets, at least 1 shooting
mission car, and?......... Someone gets a personal beat car
on their block because they didnt get cars fast
enough to respond one night i guess. 7 down cars or so. Not to
mention 3 down on avg. every night! On puerto Rican
Fest it seemed they had 4 legit free beat cars patrolling the whole the district(taking calls). That
watch seems to be the toilet of the district with
a constant swirl.......oh wait......they have people on thier
roster who are retired already and working other watches..
No one cares. NO ONE!!! Any other districts feel their pain?
Pammy Z?
But, but, I just purchased an extra tube of hair gel !? Dumb dumb...
Out of the 90 or so on summer mobile only 3 volunteered. everyone else is reverse seniority. their bosses are pushing for activity. i know, lets take force people to work a detail and expect them to work for us. i'm in where do i sign up?
no sympathy here. it said right on the message that they could be used anywhere, not just parks and beaches. but, one has to wonder why the tact Lt from 020 would give up his spot to go. as far as VRI goes, the idiot bosses fucked that up when they stopped letting cars roam sector and district wide and restricted them to 2 x 2 block boxes. before that, guys were bringing in Contact cards, parkers, movers, and anovs to show activity because you had to give a copy of it to your vri sgt before checkoff. then the morons changed that because "people were getting shot in the boxes while everyone was making copies", so nobody turned in anything and people still got shot, but it was right outside the box so I guess it was ok. Morons.
RH
Why would anyone volunteer for something, when they never clearly even outlined what it was?
They did. They said it was Summer Mobile and it is, from District to District. Next time wait until they announce the Summer Lake Front Beach Unit.
FYI Second and Third watch on Sunday be prepared for the District callout teams to be mobilized for the first time in 22 years. There is a plan to call out Incident teams from every district tomorrow for the Gay Pride Parade, both as a test and to cover manpower needs if things go up for grabs, as usual. Last time they tested this was 1993, I was there when everyone was called to Soldier Field. Last unit got there 3 hours after the callout.....
I work a Beat car at the 18th District,Heavy Police presence at the beach last night,I was there.
I have plenty of time on, well into double digits and I volunteered. I'm already in a ghetto district so what's the difference. I figured that's where I'd be sent. No big deal. My main reason was to get away from the slave driving dispatchers who treat coppers like crap...can't stand them. I'm not worried what others think. I'll throw them some activity and respond to assist district guys even if they think I'm a sellout. So far, it's pretty decent. I think guys with time on pushing a beat car in the hood may have passed on a decent detail and break from the radio. Guys with time are just so burnt out, frustrated, and jaded from being treated like crap that they wont take a chance on something...I understand. But while you stew like I did, all the young guys are getting everything you worked your ass for. I do feel sorry for guys who got reverse seniority.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
What about Gay Pride Weekend? There will be thousands of vulnerable, and drunk/high out of town Gays wandering about the 019th District, including a Gay Aldercreature or two. The 019th Dist. cannot handle it alone, and some of the businesses have actually hired off-duty cops, but it may still not be enough. Summer Mobile "2.0" needs to be deployed to Boystown. Remember, if one of these Gays gets hurt, it will be International News. Baby"G" Stay Fetal, Stay Fetal; Chicago Values, Chicago Values.
6/25/2016 08:35:00 AM
Do you stick around after the parade Baby "G?" One sober alderman accompanies police as they patrol the area in the evening. That's after he's made sure Streets and Sans has cleaned up the mess left the revelers have left behind. I know, because I've been there working.
no sympathy here. it said right on the message that they could be used anywhere, not just parks and beaches. but, one has to wonder why the tact Lt from 020 would give up his spot to go. as far as VRI goes, the idiot bosses fucked that up when they stopped letting cars roam sector and district wide and restricted them to 2 x 2 block boxes. before that, guys were bringing in Contact cards, parkers, movers, and anovs to show activity because you had to give a copy of it to your vri sgt before checkoff. then the morons changed that because "people were getting shot in the boxes while everyone was making copies", so nobody turned in anything and people still got shot, but it was right outside the box so I guess it was ok. Morons.
RH
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He didn't give up his spot. He didn't bid for summer mobile. It was taken from him. Remember how this department works. Wiberg was brought over there because he is tight with the commander.
Who works the 6700 units?
6/25/2016 03:17:00 PM
The police.
If I was Father Pleger I would be bitch g my ass off. Taking 90 cops to protect the beaches from his area. His people are being under protected. It's ok father, now maybe nobody will catch you in a BOOTY CALL
wonder why the tact Lt from 020 would give up his spot to go.......for the same reason the XO from 20 would give up her spot to go to special Events,,,,they were being hidden in slow districts to soften any impact on actual working police ,,,,and now with EJ running the show they are given a good resume builder spot---but of course S Mobile is run by the Capt and implemented by Sgts (so LT is less sensitive spot) and Special Events has a long time special event member (but now detective) writing the orders ---and Georgas approves all orders (so CO is a figurehead position)
Summer Mobile 2.0, what a fucking joke. S/M days off. Who the fuck thought of that? Did anyone remember that holidays are always on Monday. And what, no one goes to the lake front on Sunday? Another half-ass way to combat a growing problem in Chicago. That is, there are simply not enough cops. Period.
SOS, TRU, MSF, Part 4!!! So the lakefront will continue to be ruined for law-abiding people, but the "underserved communities" will once again be OVERSERVED police resources. And in this climate, the dept still got 92 POs to volunteer for this.
Tru and msf don't deserve to be in same sentence with Sos.
Yep you're right, the msf/TRU guys still have a job and a residence in Chicago not federal prison.
When Wiberg made Lt he went to 005 with Sean L. Once Sean made Captain Wiberg became the Tact Lt. Once KJ became the Commander Wiberg bid to 007. He thought he was going to Gangs but it never materialized. Kenneth Johnson will go and do whatever they tell him to. No questions asked.
Anonymous said...
Who works the 6700 units?
6/25/2016 03:17:00 PM
The people assigned to the 6700 unit.
S/M DOG made no sense.
It was a carrot to try and entice some fools into bidding for it.
True, I'm in the unit and have yet to see the beach. At least the bosses are cool.
6/25/2016 02:25:00 AM
Are you the Fabio looking guy with the scruchie in his hair?
I bet the Fabio looking guy with the scruchie in his hair is pissed he's not at the beach all day!
I thought we had rules on how we wear our hair so people don't come to work like the Fabio looking guy with the scruchie in his hair?
Years back when I was up in Gangs North they would detail some of us to SMF. It was a change and the lakefront was safe. We would close the beaches at 1045 pm. Some people were nasty and we had our share of crybaby coppers who just didn't want to do a thing. Districts would send the dogs which didn't help. With today's temperature toward the Police I would do just what I needed. Please don't criticism SOS, I was there for a long time and we were a needed force. 1 watch was wild and caused the Finnegan group to run wild. This department needs units like SOS, MSF AND TRU. THE DISTRICTS ARE OVERWORKED AND HAVE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO BUSINESS WEARING A POLICE UNIFORM DUE TO THE FACT THEY DON T WORK.
Wayne Wiberg is a good guy. He just got conflicted while on SWAT and decided to leave. Maybe being in this unit all summer the powers to be will take care of him and not send him back to 007. Wayne will have your back when things go bad.
"Are you the Fabio looking guy with the scruchie in his hair?"
++++++
Jealous much?
Tru and msf don't deserve to be in same sentence with Sos
Well, if you're talking indictments and scandals, I agree.
Speaking of: Whatever became of the lil sawed off SOS dude who went around committing armed robberies, in an effort to keep his po girlfriend in 011 (at the time) in the lifestyle she demanded? He out da joint yet?
What a fuckin clown this guy was. Used to wear black leather gloves all the dam time.
In fact "gloves" was his street name. LMAO
Ah, SOS...I remember them well.
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