Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
I hope someone ordered a tow on that car. Academy lot is for police only right?
Great theme song too!!
Yes it was... Police Academy 4 Citizens On Patrol. A real piece of cinematic perfection. Just missed getting nominated for an Oscar (missed by a football field!!). And now....life imitates art!!
Where's the "For Us, By Us - Fuck The Rest of Y'all"Cocked-Hat Security & Public Safety Customer Servicepatrol vehicle?>Multi-color bubble Chevy with amplified soundand rolling on those famous mismatched 28'sthat the same bunch of m/fers take turns stealing from each other<"De-Fund da Po-leece..."Aye, ya noisy bastards!The great De-Funding has already happened so pipe down.As far as this "COP" vehicle is concerned...Can the spirits of the air get of photo of whoever is driving it?
Call the revrunds!
Life repeats, First as Comedy, Then as Farce.
Police Academy 32: Clowns in Charge!
This is part of the plan. These get rolled out to the taxpayer districts and then they transfer the real police to The Southside and the West.What do they need real police in the good part of town for?
could use some extra patrol in 016....high taxes, little police presence. stop detailing out...whos in charge? rahm....get with it b4 election time....free advise
I'm going to the Blue Oyster Bar next.
It's the future. We are are obsolete and too expensive. Ten years from now the CPD will have been replaced by COP.
Doesn't look like either of the academy parking lots.
Retired copper here with over 30 yrs OTJ. SCC-my Brothers/Sisters. You got to be kidding! The streets will eat these fucksticks up in 22 seconds. WOW. Honors funeral? LOL
Surprisingly though, even though the community does not want you to police, there are plenty of strokes who feel they have to bring in a cb#. Oh that reckless conduct arrest is so important.
Spotted on the Web --Hero cops risked their lives to save bystanders by driving off with Times Square 'bomb' that was tossed into their police car before they knew it was fake* NYPD Officer Peter Cybulski and Sgt Hameed Armani hailed heroes after they risked their lives to save bystanders from Times Square 'bomb'http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3711819/Hero-cops-risked-lives-driving-Times-Square-bomb-knew-fake.htmlRevealed: Shooting deaths of police spike 78 percent in the first half of 2016 compared to last year* So far in 2016, there have been 32 officers killed in gun-related incidents* This is compared to 18 officers killed in the same period last year* This year's figures includes 14 deaths that were ambush-style attacks http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3710252/Shooting-deaths-law-enforcement-spike-2016.htmlPolice officer says she was denied service at a fast food restaurant because a worker said 'they weren't cooking' for a cop * 'I'm not cooking for,' cook reportedly said, before pointing at the officer http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3710553/Officer-denied-service-restaurant-outside-DC.htmlCharles Barkley doubles down on his heavily-criticized stance on police as he insists the black community would be 'living in the Wild Wild West' without them* He's mad black people 'never get mad when black people kill each other'http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3711520/Charles-Barkley-defends-stance-police-d-living-Wild-Wild-West-without-cops.html
So where's the rims, and the Beats By Dre? cOmMuNiTy pAtRoL.Be sure to flag a red squad and not a blue one, depending on which corner you want service.Otherwise, hive goin up.Emergency --#capyoassNon-emergency --#chill
We do it already in 016, there's no copper's up here anymore!
Looks like a car for one of the recruits from the metro class. Some suburban departments provide their recruits with a car to commute to the academy.
Nothing new. That company has been around for many years. They only patrol the section 8 row houses. They are at the academy to qualify.
Berwyn PD's PPOs in the Metro class take that car to classes, as do many suburban depts let their recruits take transportation to the academy . It's just transportation and not downing a field unit.
The vehicle is out of Berwyn. It is their COP program.
Please tell me that is someone's darkly humorous photoshop effort. If this is bonifide it is the proverbial "handwriting on the wall". God help us all.
Steve Guttenberg could use the work.
I wouldn't be found dead in that vehicle, let alone drive it. Leave the policing to the Police. There's a bar in Lyons, the sign says "Police lives matter at all times". Its one of those old signs where the guy changes the letters one at a time, old school like wheelguns. Wheelguns are real guns !
It's the new "federal police department".....
Is that Escalante or Welches new car? Will they get drivers or do they have to drive themselves. Put some dingle berries on that thing and he will feel right at home.
I wanna see what the uniforms will look like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous Anonymous said...could use some extra patrol in 016....high taxes, little police presence. stop detailing out...whos in charge? rahm....get with it b4 election time....free advise7/28/2016 01:27:00 AMBecause if he order to double up officers they are running with 2 cars per sector on days. Burglaries and thefts are through the roof and 6 cars patrol the entire district. The tact teams are being detailed out every weekend for one BS event or another. Then the tact team is so short that they have to get officers from the watch to fill in leaving the watch even shorter. They have tons of manpower in these ghetto districts but they keep stripping 016 because there is less crime. It won't be that way long. Call your alderman and complain
That's not the academy. There are no two-way streets around the academy
I GUARANTEE Bucktown Community President Steve Jensen will be involved in a major incident on one of these patrols. Jensen doesn't have a full-time job, wonders around Bucktown and Wicker park acting like a big shot, and serves in some capacity for Ald. Scott Waquespack. http://oururbantimes.com/resident-news/steve-jensen-masked-man-white-horsehttp://www.bucktown.org/about-us/board-members/Keep an eye out for this GOOF!
It looks like Berwyn is lightly lettered on the side of the car above the Citizens on Patrol.....
I think the movie dubbed the COP program "Collection Of Pissants"
During the last Sgt school they would be pulling into the lot when I was at about 6 am.
If you look closely above "Citizens On Patrol" posted in white lettering is "Berwyn".
Good let them handle it! Will handle the paper and don't expect back up!
Someone told me the city could undercut us any time they wanted to. The civilian said the city could easily find people would try to do our job for free just to have the badge and a gun. And this car.
Who ya gonna call? rahm the CPD buster!
Look closely at the picture; right above "Citizens Patrol" it says "Berwyn."
It's from Berwyn. I heard Son of Svengoolie is their Superintendent.
I believe this is a suburban patrol car, look at the small decal on the side of the car.
It's from Berwyn. They've had it for years.
Surely it wasn't Tommy "House" Conklin driving that tiny car.
I hope Steve Guttenberg is in it.
That is BERWYN POLICE DEPT. NOT ANYTHING g to do with us. That POS alderman tony beale wanted his neighborhood security folks to ride with a copper on patrol. That did not happen. CHICAGO POLICE DEPT. IS SCREWED. A RETIRED SGT. BE SAFE
I says "Berwyn" above the C.O.P....Yes..."BERWYNNNN!"The son of Svengoolie is their superintendant
Anonymous Anonymous said...Surprisingly though, even though the community does not want you to police, there are plenty of strokes who feel they have to bring in a cb#. Oh that reckless conduct arrest is so important.7/28/2016 04:14:00 AMAnybody still chasing anything, would have to be out of their m/f-ing tree.Adrenalin junkies."Ants in the pants," can't hold stillundiagnosed/ improperly medicatedattention deficit/hyperactivity disorder.We've been told and very loudly so,that Policing is going to be re-bootedwith the intent of inflicting real hurt onUS and the decent, law-abiding peoplein order to make us more compliant topolitical whims.
Before Police Academy - "Citizen's Arrest.....Citizen's Arrest" - Gomer PyleThat is even more befitting.
If you google Citizens on Patrol it appears to be a nationwide program in various cities including Berwyn. Some sort of an eyes and ears on the street force multiplier. Some cities even issue a ticket book and the patrol volunteers issue citations. I guess the snitches get stitches program isn't in effect in those jurisdictions.
The Berwyn Police Department in its continuing efforts to provide public safety and to enhance the public’s knowledge and awareness of the criminal justice system, will be hosting a twelve (12) week Citizens' Police Academy. This program is not designed to make students certified police officers, nor give the graduates any authority to act as police officers in any way.The Citizens' Police Academy provides community members with an inside look at local law enforcement. The purpose of the academy is to increase understanding between the citizens through education and interaction with members of the police department. It gives citizens the opportunity to learn what the police do and why it is done. It is hoped that the instruction will increase police awareness to dispel suspicions and misconceptions, all while increasing police/community relations through this educational program.The academy consists of twelve (12) consecutive Wednesday night classes; these will be held in the Community Room of the Berwyn Police Department from 6:30 p.m. until 9:30 p.m. The instruction is comprehensive and each week separate areas of the department will be covered. Instruction will be given in: Uniformed Patrol Operations, Criminal Law, Criminal Investigations, Juvenile Law, Crime Scene Investigations and Processing, Arson Investigation, Traffic Laws, Weapons & Use of Force, Street Gang and Drug Awareness. In addition, other areas of public safety will be presented. Members of the Berwyn Police and Fire Departments will be the instructors of the program. The course format will include guest speakers, demonstrations and observations of real time police operations. At the conclusion of the twelve (12) week program there will be a graduation for the candidates who will become an alumni member and have an opportunity to take part in periodic in-service lessons and activities.Criminal background checks will be conducted on all applicants. Applicants must be Berwyn residents, at least twenty-one (21) years of age, and have no prior felony convictions and no misdemeanor arrests in the last twelve (12) months.Acceptance into the program will be at the full discretion of the Berwyn Police Department. Any questions regarding the Citizens' Police Academy, please contact Unit Commander Frank Cimaglia at 708-795-5600 ext. 3150. Sounds a lot like they are trying to replace the police in Berwyn or quite possibly create a bunch of street lawyers. We need to start eliminating politicians who want to change the fabric of our country and run it into the ground.
Funny stuff, somebody made a mocking of Rahm ally Alderstoolie Beale. But as we just seen, IPRA came out on a robbery victim citizen involved shooting. I guess pandering Rahm formed an Independant Citizen Review Authorithy Program , ICRAP .
buy me out!i will go!
Another step towards the Obama, Hillary, Rahm Federal Gestapo Police. Next you will all be Citizens on Patrol. Think about it.
There are Berwyn recruits in the academy who use that car to attend the Metro Academy.
Some info: If you look closely, that car is from Berwyn. Also, it has been parked in the west lot of the Academy for at least 3 months, in that exact same parking spot. I don't think this has anything to do with any planned changes for CPD, but it is interesting nevertheless.
Isnt that what policing is..citizens on patrol? although i do have to say their cars are better than ours lol
That is from the city of Berwyn lol
If you zoom in on the picture it says "BERWYN" above Citizens on Patrol
I've seen that car parked there forawhile now. It reads Berwyn in the sides.Doesn't look like it ever moves fromthat same parking spot.
Gomer says he's ready ... 'Citizens Arrest, Citizens Arrest'ABCD (Ret)
It's a Berwyn car if you look real close although Berwyn is the west side still right?
Wasn't this an Andy Griffith episode? Remember, Floyd, Gommer and Otis? Or was it Ernest T. Bass? maybe they are doing a remake
Well Rahm IS trying his damndest to civilianize most of the department.
Anonymous Anonymous said...I'm going to the Blue Oyster Bar next.7/28/2016 01:55:00 AM______________________________________________________________________________________________https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoipE_v4nC0
The citizens police academy has been running for years at the academy every district does the 9 week program yes your tax dollars pay for this while the money could be better used to hire police and fund the police pension:https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20130521/albany-park/whats-it-like-be-cop-sign-up-for-citizen-police-academyOn another note love this story:Rahm Emanuel gets thrown under the bus at the DNChttp://nypost.com/2016/07/28/rahm-emanuel-mocked-for-opposing-obamacare-at-dnc/How does it feel ballerina?
In other news, just read the Pension Newsletter, who's side is Mike Lappe on?
Berwyn... HA! They have Auxiliary officers driving around in REAL police cars but not allowed to perform police duties other than noise complaints, traffic control or animal calls. This makes it appear that there are more officers on the street than there really are. They are not even certified... just blessed by the town to put on a halloween costume for the night. Good ole Berwyn.
The Berwyn police department must have given that car to one of it's recruits to take to the academy.What a fuckin' embarrassment.I'd tell 'em keep it, I'll drive my own car.
Neighborhood watch stuff been going on forever
Does the city issue block party permits on a Wed nite or is that only a ghetto neighborhood thing because no one has to work in the morning. Just curious.
We need a Non Citizen, illegal immigrant patrol.
There is one in 19. Patrol Ashland to southport Belmont -Addison. Have an unmarked crown Vic
@3:16p. Looking at it another way... The police in Berwyn aren't getting caught up in noise complaints, traffic control or animal calls and can focus on other things.
In 016, west end of 008 and 022, where we all forced to live, you never see a patrol car. All personnel detailed to ghetto "mission" boxes.
I heard BubbleHead was playing cards out in Berwyn and hit the Chief up to use the car. Bubblehead forgot to return it and is now hiding it in the academy lot til the Berwyn chief comes up with the vig...
Such an uproar yet nobody posted about the "Marquette Park" patrol cars that are parked in the lot of 008. They were supervised by former 008 sergeant Big Al and paid by the community thru added taxes since the late 80s or very early 90s.
Anonymous Anonymous said...That's not the academy. There are no two-way streets around the academy7/28/2016 07:41:00 AMBoth Throop and Loomis are two-way streets.
Ever see Berwyn's "Video Surveillance Unit?" It's a recycled Brinks or Thillens armored car with mirror-glass windows, all painted up nice, "Police cameras are recording."
10:34 hrs. - If properly conducted - the Citizens Police Academy can be an asset. Several suburbs conduct them and it is like the Police Explorer program for adults. One of my more affluent friends took the course in Lake Forest. He had the usual stereotype ideas about police until he took the course. Talk about a change for the better. A Pro Police citizen thru and thru. He even offered to pay his employees to take the course if their town offered one. He also decided to have the Fire Dept. conduct CPR training for his staff.And if you are a fan of AZ Sheriff Joe Arpaio - he actually has a sworn Sheriif's Possee, armed/trained/uniformed who serve as peace officers on a volunteer basis.As Sir Robert Peele said, "Where the Police are citizens & the citizens are the Police." Too bad most of our peoples & folks don't act like citizens.Retired ..38 spl +P
"We need a Non Citizen, illegal immigrant patrol."7/28/2016 05:26:00 PMYou mean let them take care of their own areas too? Great. Old F150 with homemade cardboard license plates, one headlight hanging by the wires, and a wadded-up newspaper for a gas cap, creaking slowly along. The dummy scrap load in back pops open -- and it's a jump-out!I like this.
The city will be buying cars like that for Chicago don't think so?:http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-bucktown-wicker-safety-0731-biz-20160728-story.htmlWhy is it that area pays dearly in taxes but yet police strength the little we have is concentrated in the thug ghetto areas stripping the taxpaying areas of services paid for? Why are the residents not up in arms marching on city hall? I know the answer they are working to pay the bills and pay the taxes unlike the link card illegal invaders who just take the money and cause total mayhem!
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