Brain Surgeons
Silly suburbanites are becoming victims of complacency....and car thieves:
- Wealthy suburbanites, you may want to put your car keys away.
South Side thieves have targeted luxury cars in 40 wealthy towns across the Chicago area from Lake Forest to Barrington to Hinsdale, officials say.
The bandits slipped into unlocked cars and drove away using keys or fobs they found inside cup holders or consoles.
Authorities believe at least 70 vehicles — BMWs, Audis, Range Rovers and Infinitis — were pilfered by a loosely organized Chicago theft ring this year.
But they aren't stealing the cars for profit:
- Police have arrested about 15 suspects, most of them juvenile gang members. Detectives believe they were using the cars while committing armed robberies and shooting at rival gang members.
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Oddly, the ring wasn’t selling the cars to chop shops for parts. Instead, they were using them in crimes and then dumping them, [Chicago Police Lt. Ed] Wodnicki said.
After they would steal cars, “one of the other things these brain surgeons did was burglaries in liquor stores,” Wodnicki said.
One of the cars is suspected to be the one that was used to almost run down a copper on video, resulting in the car thief being ventilated and numerous coppers facing termination.
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88 Comments:
Auto theft, isn't that why one has car insurance in case the car is stolen?
"Squad, I'm behind a BMW that's coming up hot and refusing to stop. Be advised squad that this is just for info. I'm not initiating a chase as we can't chase for theft but more importantly I'm staying fetal". Nothing to see here folks/people. Carry on.
The mutts been whacking away for months and all the way to Lake Bluff. Like Deer hunting in a locked barn for the rats. These folks in the North Shore better start watching and not opening up doors for anyone, it could be their last act.
The north shore Police Depart' are not in tune to dealing with these sociopaths, they will get hardened quickly. You north shore copper' watch you back' dealing with these rabid dogs.
With these young rocket scientists taking each other out, I fear that the Englewood & Harrison Space Consortium will have to delay reschedule their space program.
With all the carnage, it is comforting to know that Johnson & Johnson are close by.
Don't know where this article got its Intel from, but all the stolen vehicles around here were taken in Armed Robberies or Agg. Vehicle Hijackings. Towns like Evergreen, Alsip, Merrionette Park, Cal City, Blue Island, etc were getting hit hard. The amount of ISPERN's coming in for Vehicle Hijackings was ridiculous.
Cars, liquor, anything that ain't nailed down.
Wait until they decide to forcefully fraternize the local girls too.
If suburbanites are leaving keys in their cars, they deserve to lose them.
How stupid! Better wake up - crime is EVERYWHERE!
Very common in the North Shore for cars to be stolen at a hotel during a wedding reception and then be dumped in Kenosha or Racine after a drug deal or other crime. Because the owner is at the reception the criminals have a couple of hours or so to play with before it gets reported stolen.
Car thieves in Lake Forest and the North Shore?
Great Caesar's Ghost! Let them try to steal one of my Rolls!
Unlike my neighbors with their ADT, my compound is patrolled by lions.
That would be meritorious Lt Wodnicki, son of retired Chief Wodnicki, who puts in OT every single day and never even had to interview for the spot he's in, which is against the city hiring plan
I've said it waaaayyyy back when the shooting happened that there was more to the story than what most people knew. These guys weren't just going after the average hot car with teens joy riding. None of this matters though because these guys are fucked regardless.
The Wod always cracks the case!
Boys will be boys, just youtful hijinx.
This has been going on for a few years now. About three years ago two hood rats from the area of 55th and Bishop were observed walking down Ogden Avenue in Naperville trying door handles of parked parks for three or four blocks. They appeared suspicious because hoodies are unusual in Naperville and their walking pattern was not direct. They were crossing the street back and forth attracting attention. While one was rifling the interior of a car, the other stood outside as a look out. Naperville Police were alerted and arrived in seconds driving three marked vehicles and two unmarked SUV's and a mini van or two. (Hood rats prefer police in maked vehicles please. It is easier to know when to run when you see a black and white)
While one was detained in a Jewel lot, people walked up and reported their cars burglarized. One of THEM got away but the police knew where to look. They checked the train station and he was waiting for an east bound with somone's laptop computer.
They were locked up at the Du Page County jail and about six months later both were doing 3-5years in IDOC. Advice to hoodies: dress up a little bit and look nice when in town. And above all remember; Naperville likes the police on the streets and hood rats locked up. Thats the Naperville way!
Vehicle theft as two heads. One, use them in other crimes and two, sell them to chop shops for there parts and sheet metal.
Brain surgeons? HaHaHa. Edward Wodniki is a triple merit promotee. His father was Hanhardt's tact lieutenant in 014. Now you know who STILL runs this city.
This isn't working out, is it?
One person killed and five others injured after being shot at 'Stop the Violence' peace rally in Alabama
* Six innocent bystanders were shot, one fatally, after a peace rally
* Shooting occurred at 8.25pm on Sunday, about an hour after rally ended
* Condition of the five other victims was not immediately available
* The deceased has been named locally as Bobby Clayton from Birmingham
* Police have reported at least 60 rounds were fired into the crowd of about three hundred people from several different guns.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3784741/Police-6-shot-1-fatally-peace-rally-Alabama.html
BLM says "_____________________________."
"South Side thieves have targeted luxury cars in 40 wealthy towns across the Chicago area from Lake Forest to Barrington to Hinsdale, officials say."
...but can't manage to get to a grocery store.
"Food desert."
>pfft<
So a gangbanging, car thieving, cop killing wannabe gets "ventilated" and hard-working, tax paying, upstanding, law abiding Police Officers get fired?
First they put their lives on the line, everyday, and if they do anything, they're putting their job on the line.
J.J.
Anonymous said...
The Wod always cracks the case!
9/12/2016 02:17:00 AM
For an ex-clear.
I grew up in the southside. I earned a college degree, secured a good job, married and chose to raise my kids in the suburbs because my old hood is too full of the kind of shenanigans that were usually only seen near the dividing line. We lock our doors, windows and our cars, even while they are in the garage. Lots of garbage in the burbs - who towns full of it. Crime is where the criminals choose to drive and after growing up on the southside I am pretty aware of what a troublemaker looks like, whereas some of my suburban born and bred neighbors do not see it coming or feel to gulity to admit what they clearly see.
Lot's of these theieves are coming the burbs, in plain sight, during the day. Cruising the mall parking lots, staying at cheesier motels in the burbs so they can ply their sex trade or shoplift from the malls. I see them, trying doors in parking lots, pretending to shop, hanging out in parks, selling drugs at Metra stations. But god forbid someone calls and that loser gets roughed up by a suburban cop or told to move on. Then it's "oh you racist, elitist whites/asians" then your church starts inviting them through PADS, Hope's Front Door, Beds, Pillars - right into your area. On these charity/assistance days your parks look like hood rat central lined up with baby carriers for the free gift cards for gas and stores, while baby daddy sits in the lot or circles the block looking to hit a lick and scout stores for furure robbery. It is digusting, it's most always gang related and I am sick of my neighbors thinking I am racist because I want a safe park or don't want to have to have someone guard the door while the church building is open. It's hood life and they don't see it. It's a shame.
Those same thieves have been hitting out in the Southwest suburbs. The high-line cars end up in city.
SCC - Is there a way to contact you? I'm with a group of concerned citizens in lakeview and we are hoping to raise a stink about Judge Luckman. We would love to connect with you and get some advice/assistance as we look at filing a JIB complaint and starting a campaign to have him reassigned to a less damaging position.
Thank you
Elementary, Wod-Son.
I don't know about you, but Ed Wozniacki is a solid guy, so what if he made Lt. On the merit list and so what if he is back in the detective division. I would much rather work for a guy who has knowledge of that job then somebody who nevercwas c a detective. I worked for his father who was one of the best. And PS. EVERYBODY IS MAKING OT MONEY. SEEMS LIKE A PERSONAL ISSUE WITH HIM. DONT BE A JEALOUS HATER.
Let's see Lt EW
Merit detective
Merit Sergeant
Merit Lieutenant
Thanks daddy....
Most citizens are stupid. Who in the hell leaves car doors unlocked and/or keys in their cars?
Wait! 'People' forget their babies in cars, why not their keys??
It's about time the Northern suburbs reap what they sowed all these years. Love your thugs in Chicago, they're misunderstood yutes and if they just had a chance to go to Harvard and Yale they would become brain surgeons and rocket scientists. The only problem is that they embrace the thug life and revel in it. CHA should have built projects in Winnetka, Wilmette, and Highland Park decades ago.
That Paul O'Neals crew, well it's to late to get a cb# on him
(OT) Any information on p.o.s car torched by 67th and kostner? And Fu#k the police written on back? We are at war and this bullshit happening! Eddie come on man step up, rahm your city is in total anarchy and mayhem and you don't care correct?
Then we have this:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/laquanmcdonald/ct-laquan-mcdonald-chicago-police-special-prosecutor-met-20160912-story.html
Going after police for cover-up as you rahm yes sir you did this holding the video to get elected! Are the feds probing you? Like hillary your mentors the clintons lie and you do the same. how many coppers are going under the bus?
"Every time a ghetto rat goes splat an angel gets his wings.". - Clarence
Anonymous Anonymous said...
That would be meritorious Lt Wodnicki, son of retired Chief Wodnicki, who puts in OT every single day and never even had to interview for the spot he's in, which is against the city hiring plan
9/12/2016 01:49:00 AM
What are you taking about? He "interviewed."
Finally https://www.nraila.org/articles/20160909/chicago-officials-finally-recognize-criminals-cause-crime
One correction, Cook County State Attorney's office is a joke, they are the ones that refuse to prosecute criminals, it's been happening for years under the Democratic political 'leadership'. There you go, mystery solved.
Auto theft is not a Violent Crime. Leave those poor underserved kids alone.
Who wants those poor kids to ride around on Free or Stolt Divvy's shooting at each other?
– 1-800 - Cars for Rahm's Special Ed Kids
Anonymous Anonymous said...
That would be meritorious Lt Wodnicki, son of retired Chief Wodnicki, who puts in OT every single day and never even had to interview for the spot he's in, which is against the city hiring plan
9/12/2016 01:49:00 AM
Yep. That's him. You should be a detective.
Obama's plan is to relocate he ghetto to the suburbs.
Section 8 housing and federal funds to these affluent towns will be used to relocate inner city and recent immigrants to these towns. We would have to work all our lives to live there, and guess who has to pick up the tab for this.
http://www.investors.com/politics/policy-analysis/obama-hud-fair-housing-rules-mandates-neighborhood-diversity/
http://www.investors.com/politics/policy-analysis/obama-hud-fair-housing-rules-mandates-neighborhood-diversity/
God help us during his last days in office.
Please register and VOTE.
If only the stolen vehicle were equipped with one of Ed Wodnicki's anti theft systems this incident/death may have been prevented!
"...Anonymous said...
OT Can anyone explain to me the ass backward policy of detectives calling in gun cases ? WTF haven't done anything in awhile but am going to court for sum gun cases and the state doesn't even notify the detectives for the case .
9/11/2016 03:20:00 PM..."
– why? it's your Box 1/2 arrest. Sometimes Dets are notified, but 26/Cal takes priority over branch.
Why do they have to call it it? A now defrocked Lt. made it a Pilot Program 2-3 years ago believing RBT doesn't have enough to do.
Some units call the ASA on their own and it gets by, you're welcome to try it. It has no bearing on the UUW case who calls it it.
The areas are just as overwhelmed as the disticts. Some ASA's will approve (or disapprove) w/o a Det. notif, depending who answers their phone. Good luck, taking a gun off the street is foremost & doing Turn In is easier on everyone for a case that is SOL anyway.
Anonymous said...
That would be meritorious Lt Wodnicki, son of retired Chief Wodnicki, who puts in OT every single day and never even had to interview for the spot he's in, which is against the city hiring plan
9/12/2016 01:49:00 AM
Ah yes of course but the momentous question to be asked is did he have answers to the test as well before the books were opened for him...mmmmm
OT. Illinois pension laws are like a giant jigsaw puzzle. Without the time our editors have given us to figure out how the pieces fit together, we probably wouldn’t have been able to [figure out] how individuals [like former May Richard Daley and former Alderman Thomas Allen] are able to use Illinois’ convoluted pension laws to dramatically boost their pensions. READ ON TRUE NEWS. The fucking daley crime family, little richie should die in jail.
"That would be meritorious Lt Wodnicki, son of retired Chief Wodnicki, who puts in OT every single day and never even had to interview for the spot he's in, which is against the city hiring plan"
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Please get the facts straight. That would be meritoriously promoted to Detective, meritoriously promoted to Sergeant, meritoriously promoted to Lieutenant Wodnicki, son of retired DEPUTY SUPERINTENDENT Wodnicki, who is being referred to in the article. I can't speak to OT or how he got his spots, but his meritorious pedigree is a matter of public record.
Damn shame decent folks are getting hassled by your riffraff. Guess the North Shore needs to do a little profiling. Either that or build a wall.
He was fixin to turn his life around befo those damn polices caused him to be kilt.
yeah, weeeelllll, it costs a bunch to go to Rocket Science school; almost as much as it costs to go to Brain Surgery school...how else dez wunnerful Keeedz 'posed to pay dere Tuition-ion ??? Theyz gets cheated outta dere scholarship monies by the white privelege kids & dem stinking brainac asian no goods !!!
I don't know the younger Wodnicki, but the dad was a prince to work for and really knew his subject matter, both admin and field work
Wasting more money Chicago style:
The $3.6 million project on Argyle between Broadway and Sheridan Road, designed to mirror a European-style plaza shared by pedestrians, cyclists and drivers, reopened in late August to traffic in each direction after more than a year of construction. But drivers are uncertain how to maneuver the street, which is at the same level as the sidewalk and without curbs, signs or typical pavement markings
Here's a brain surgeon move Barry Obama's going to veto 911 victims bill to sue the cause Saudi Arabia:
http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/12/politics/obama-9-11-victims-bill/index.html
Anti-American all the way go Trump
I retired from CPD and moved south. They leave their garages open and cars unlocked often. Most of my neighbors use their garages mostly for storage, as I've noticed when I drive past the opened doors. I realized one afternoon that I'd left the front door to my home unlocked overnight. I'm trying not to get complacent, but my car is usually unlocked inside of the garage.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
This has been going on for a few years now. About three years ago two hood rats from the area of 55th and Bishop were observed walking down Ogden Avenue in Naperville trying door handles of parked parks for three or four blocks. They appeared suspicious because hoodies are unusual in Naperville and their walking pattern was not direct. They were crossing the street back and forth attracting attention. While one was rifling the interior of a car, the other stood outside as a look out. Naperville Police were alerted and arrived in seconds driving three marked vehicles and two unmarked SUV's and a mini van or two. (Hood rats prefer police in maked vehicles please. It is easier to know when to run when you see a black and white)
While one was detained in a Jewel lot, people walked up and reported their cars burglarized. One of THEM got away but the police knew where to look. They checked the train station and he was waiting for an east bound with somone's laptop computer.
They were locked up at the Du Page County jail and about six months later both were doing 3-5years in IDOC. Advice to hoodies: dress up a little bit and look nice when in town. And above all remember; Naperville likes the police on the streets and hood rats locked up. Thats the Naperville way!
9/12/2016 06:41:00 AM
Moral of this story?
Naperville isn't as drastically short on manpower as CPD is, also Naperville brass usually back, not strip, their officers and NPD and the city of Naperville didn't sell their souls and hop in bed with the ACLU like Rahm and McNumbnuts did.
That, in a nutshell, are some of the big reasons that happened the way it did.
Naperville , Hinsdale , Wilmette , Morton Grove , Winnetka and other wealthy suburbs should be required to have 20% of their residents in public housing .
Why do these young men have to travel so far to commit crimes ? It is racist .
So are the alder-creatures going to try to ban Suburban SUV possession in Springfield now?
That would be meritorious Lt Wodnicki, son of retired Chief Wodnicki, who puts in OT every single day and never even had to interview for the spot he's in, which is against the city hiring plan
Absolutely true he never interviewed. So when they put out all these bullshit openings for people to apply to units you know it's still fixed.
Hope & Change in progress, thanks to Barry.
Your not racist! You've just been educated by your parents and your previous environment. Who cares what your neighbors think about you? Tell them to go pound sand!
Oh I'm not a police officer I'm a police officer advisor.......yes ma'am your car's been stolen. Bye.♠️
Watching susie mendoza (Tired do nothing city clerk) and tammy duckworth (no clue) talking about criminal hillary being a "strong woman" looks like the democrats that have destroyed the city and country stick together! Then we have the vandyke on scene coppers prosecutor recommending a grand jury and saying "the feds are looking into charges" Hmm will the exempts that escaped with huge pensions be brought in and charged? How about rahm who started this in order to stay in election?
How much information and the rahm crew, along with the crazy accomplished zero gold star clowns have they deflected to hang street coppers? Come on men and women of CPD this is ridiculous and if for example a "runnin and gunnin" 10-11 district ranger or any other district please if not for yourselves for your family seek help of veteran officers and or psychologists immediately!talked to a couple of younger coppers and they said "We would never do anything to get in shit" wow! that is the mentality, bet all coppers that "get in shit" would never do that if they realized it. What copper intentionally goes out for their tour and says "Let's get involved in shit today?" None! The best thing is stay away the best you can from thug/ghetto nonsense, you think that you can cure the scum problems, this has been going on for years, decades, the only thing that never gets better is ghetto land and now with the anti-police 24/7 media coverage,and people wearing gold stars that are not qualified to work at a fast food place it has gotten much worse for working cpd coppers! Staying featl protect your assets,freedom,pension, most of all protect your family. The only "balls out, lights sirens call" is to assist police or police family if not obey the traffic laws. May God bless the officers throughout this country!!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
That would be meritorious Lt Wodnicki, son of retired Chief Wodnicki, who puts in OT every single day and never even had to interview for the spot he's in, which is against the city hiring plan
9/12/2016 01:49:00 AM
And your point is ??????
You must be a new guy.
I'm a retired Sgt. From the suburbs. Plenty of crime to go around. Reading the article one thing pops out. Is it normal for a Lieutenant to go undercover? I thought they were supposed to supervise?
What we need is the greatest anti-theft device ever the trunk monkey:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y
Three armed shitheads walked into the Rogers Auto Group lot at 2700 South Michigan Ave around 1800 hrs tonite and took two SUVs at gunpoint from an employee. Bitcbes are gettin bold!
Anonymous said...
I don't know about you, but Ed Wozniacki is a solid guy, so what if he made Lt. On the merit list and so what if he is back in the detective division. I would much rather work for a guy who has knowledge of that job then somebody who nevercwas c a detective. I worked for his father who was one of the best. And PS. EVERYBODY IS MAKING OT MONEY. SEEMS LIKE A PERSONAL ISSUE WITH HIM. DONT BE A JEALOUS HATER.
9/12/2016 11:14:00 AM
Thank you Ed for the positive comments about you. Every move is based on merit. If he is so solid, why can't be make one move or promotion on his own? BTW for overtime, pigs get fed and hogs get slaughtered.
"designed to mirror a European-style plaza shared by pedestrians, cyclists and drivers"
The problem here is, there are nice, polite people in all three categories, there are distracted or otherwise disengaged people in all three categories, and there are RAVING PSYCHOS in all three categories. Throw into the mix that, not everyone here is accustomed to "how they do things in Europe", and you've got a mess. Just look at downtown. Stupid bike lanes. Bikes are third-class transportation. Everyone knows it, and as long as everyone abides by this, all is well. As soon as you start giving the byciclists some sort of a perk, they get all holier-than-thou on everyone else. Don't yell at pedestrians, they were technically here first. And don't yell at cars. It's not that drivers have some kind of a superiority complex, it's that their vehicles could DESTROY you, and they also can't see you when you come zooming out of nowhere. Again, stupid bike lanes.
No, lts dont go undercover unless they are self promoting merit hacks attempting to save their spot when their juice leaves. Doesnt matter, step on enough people and hijack their work and it mat result in hostory correcting karma. Wont be enough to save hime when the hatchets come out, because some people have more whack in the new regime.
When I started in the suburbs that were connected to Chicago on the southwest side we had youths that would steal a old junker bicycle in the ghetto and ride it out to the burbs and take some suburban kids bike that he left in the the front yard when he went into the house for lunch or a potty stop. Come out of the house and find his nice new shiny bike gone and and old beater (work bike) in it's place. In the mean time the thief was as Jerry Reed would sing "Eastbound and Down"!
Then they refined their methods and used a better way. Catch public transportation/one juvie had a 10 ride Metra card, and take the train out to the burbs and steal a bike.
Later on we caught 3, 2 in one day that took a train out to the burbs around June. They would steal a bike and then ride up and down the streets checking the roadside mailboxes for the tax refund checks coming in.
Metra/CTA/PACE could do a whole ad campaign around these clowns. Direct deposit put a stop to a lot of the check stealing(we caught one urban youth with 6 checks), but there still are a lot of old seniors who don't trust direct deposit and want to see that check in their hands. Believe me, I'm trying to take care of my aunt's legal and finacial issues as her power of attorney. She didn't trust anyone and wanted to see the money in her hands.
Where I live now is 400+ miles fromChicago in the Upper Peninsula. We leave our vehices unlocked only because a)we have hardly any auto theft here, but more importantly your locks tend to freeze up when the temps drop below zero!
You younger guys and gals please stay safe. protect yourself and partner on the job, and your family at home. God Bless!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
What we need is the greatest anti-theft device ever the trunk monkey:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y
I forgot all about the Trunk Monkey!!!!!
Italian gangs used stolen cars to accomplish their goals
They called them "work cars"
Wodniki's dad great boss and his son isn't far off. Complain all you want about merit but at least these two are good to the officers that work for them and have knowledge of the job .
To the poster at 9:02 am , if you are going to denigrate a person on the job at least have your facts straight , Eddie Wodnicki wasn't the tact Lt in the 014 under Bill Hanhardt , the tact Lt there was none other then George Ruchrich , another piece of work but irrelevant at this time .
Eddie Wodnicki was the tact Lt in the 018th and a damn good one too .
I'm just saying.
I would love it if those soft as whipped puppy shit suburbanites had their insurance claim rejected when they tell the insurance company that the car was unlocked, on the street with the keys inside.
"Contributory negligence." Read fine print of policy.
Want to stop vehicle theft? Treat vehicle theft like horse stealing, with punishment at the end of a rope upon being caught in the vehicle. As always the benefit will be realized in a reduction in other crimes where criminals use a stolen vehicle. Criminals will actually have to use their own vehicles to commit crimes.
Jimmy asks Eddy to use Eddy's vehicle for a drive-by shooting. Eddy tells Jimmy to steal a vehicle cuz he needs his vehicle to go to work. Jimmy tells Eddy that if he gets caught in a stolen vehicle he is immediately hung. But if he does a drive-by in a legit vehicle he will only get 15 yrs for manslaughter.
We are under no illusion that crime stops at da ciddy limits. Unfortunately in some burbs the politicians didn't always receive the same memo. And it's always fun to see the scams some of these little scholars pull to try to snow us. Duh. We have computers and phones and you should see the look on the their faces when we confront them with their past (even better when accompanied by mug shots). The cops may be more polite and the squad cars and jail cells cleaner but then there are judges with no sense of humor for gang banging thugs and think a burglary or a car theft is a serious crime.
In all seriousness, at least in the northern burbs most of us know that this is a regional problem plus we have enough of our own local dirtbags to deal with. We also started working more closely with Wisconsin and there are fewer cases of us dumping on each other. When we have mutual defendants we now look at who has the better case and let them run with us and if it's bad enough we both go after them.
One problem we have: shitty records from Cook County. Kid you not, one dirtbag had over 60 arrests but no reported convictions (and one was for murder)! Technically, he could have walked into a store and bought a gun because the records were shitty. CPD keeps very good records but the circuit court sucks (getting better lately). Judges rely on those records in setting bonds, too.
Since we all like war stories...
Arrested an armed guy in a stolen car from Chicago who was wanted for a homicide. When we were booking him he said, "You guys really had me." I replied, "You mean with the shotgun (that was at the base of his neck)?" "No," he answered. "You guys were too polite. In Chicago cops don't call you 'sir.' I didn't know how to react."
If the Supt keeps little Eddie in this spot the Supt looks like a complete tool.
Is that the other special ED that was a triple promotion.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Auto theft, isn't that why one has car insurance in case the car is stolen?
9/12/2016 12:17:00 AM
Ever wonder why the cost of car insurance never goes down?
Let's see Lt EW
Merit detective
Merit Sergeant
Merit Lieutenant
Thanks daddy....
Can't do that anymore under the hiring plan. That's why they just give the test answers to who they want and the candidate scores 1,2,3 etc and are just promoted in rank order. Gives it all an air of respectability, however, the stink is still there.
You listening Special Ed?
Ed, Lts. may not go out with the boys out in Mundelein but where I come from Lts.are still policemen and make arrests from time to time. We do not sit in offices "supervising".
Hey 1:16 AM. Good job. And ole boy be correct. He would NEVER be called sir by a Chicago Copper. How bout "shitbird" for starters then "fuckstick" then I used to carry on from there. Damn I miss those days!
BIG Spender said...
If suburbanites are leaving keys in their cars, they deserve to lose them.
*****
You're a dumb fuck. Yeah, let's blame crime on normal ass people. I'm personally envious and happy for them that they live in a neighborhood where people act like human beings. You can keep living like you're on a fucking combat rotation with high security. I'm out of this bulllshit city as soon as possible. Enjoy your pride and dealing with the animals, loser.
I don't know about you, but Ed Wozniacki is a solid guy, so what if he made Lt. On the merit list and so what if he is back in the detective division. I would much rather work for a guy who has knowledge of that job then somebody who nevercwas c a detective. I worked for his father who was one of the best. And PS. EVERYBODY IS MAKING OT MONEY. SEEMS LIKE A PERSONAL ISSUE WITH HIM. DONT BE A JEALOUS HATER.
9/12/2016 11:14:00 AM
He's such a great guy, and you worked for his father, but you can't even get his fucking name right? You're so lost that it's almost sad.
I owe 10 grand on mind, wished they stop by and take mine, the key's r on the visor, thank's!
Anonymous said...
If the Supt keeps little Eddie in this spot the Supt looks like a complete tool.
9/13/2016 05:39:00 AM
The Supt doesn't care about anyone but himself and his little princess
Take mine, I got better car replacement coverage. Keys under the mat. My luck, you guys would find it.... That line from the Big Lebowski is great...we have five of our best detectives working on it...
Little Eddie, Eddie won't go home, because you cant push eddie round eddie wont go, try tellin everybody but oh no. Up town, down town Little Eddie, Eddie drives them wild with his run-around style
Inside, outside Eddie sends them silly with his star-shine shimmy shuffle smile
Mama done chase Eddie down through the hall
But laugh, Willy Eddie, he don't care at all
Hey down, stay down, stay down, down
The old comprehensive insurance coverage on an underwater loan or leased car three car garage with two empty bays trick. Wonder why none of them have garage door openers in them or tollway transponders and always contain expensive personal objects that are never found....
Leave it by the end of the driveway so they donlt come close to the house.
listen , I was passed over on the Lt. Test , promoted to Sgt. in rank order off the list . I am a good guy too . What is this BS , he's a triple merit good guy that took a promotion from someone that deserved it .
Criminals are not smart, that is why they are criminals!
On my wAy to my Fed job at 3:15 Wednesday morning, stopped at a McD's in Carpentersville for coffee and what did I see in the drive up, 96 Saturn full of juvenile hood rats buying small sodas(4). Car had 7600 South. Western Avenue, Chicago used car sticker and plate frame. It was pouring down rain and closed to Barrington, I figure they were probably out looking to rob. Makes me want to spend the time getting my CC real soon.
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